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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 80:

ARCHANGEL NIGHTSHADE BLOODRAVEN'S SINCEREITY TRILOGY

SINCERITY'S DILEMMA: Part 1 - Unexpected Guest-stars

Mimi: Well, that was a nice fic. Too bad it's over-.

R80: Not so fast, Mimi! That was only the first part of the trilogy.

Mimi: -_- Damn you.

R80: I love you, too, but business first, pleasure sometime next week. Now, I need someone to fill in for Char, and someone for Gotsumon…

SnowAgumon: OH! Pick me! Pick mee!!

TK: Has to be someone you haven't used yet.

SnowAgumon: Hops up and down I haven't! Pick me!

Kari: But we have to remind them it's not a lemon fic, so they won't indefinitely turn it down.

R80: Well, I used Cell, V80, and Vash in the incest… and Cooler and Knives for the rewrite of part 2 of that incest… and we just had Char and Gotsumon.

SnowAgumon: I WANNA DO IT! LEMME MST IT!!

R80: Oh, sorry! Guess I was absorbed in my work. Okay, you're in.

SnowAgumon: Yippie-skippie!!!

Matt: "Yiipie-skippie?!"

R80: Must've been watching reruns of the Muppet Babies. Okay, that's one. Now to replace Char-.

Matt: And replace us, too! We quit!

Kari: Not me. I'm curious as to why I got stuck with Matt in this fic.

TK: And where she goes, I go.

Mimi: I think I can stand the rest of it.

Matt: Fine, but there's no way I'm going back in there! Starts to leave

Mimi: So, Rob, when do you start that Taito lemon?

R80: Catches on Maybe right now since we can't MST the fic-.

Matt: Last one in the theater's a softy! Dashes into the theater

TK: That worked.

Jet: Enters Hey, guys! Char told me about this MSTing stuff, and now I'm curious about it.

R80: You wanna join us?

Jet: Sure! I got some time. What are we MSTing?

TK: A TK/Mimi trilogy by our bud Arch. We're about to start on the second chapter.

Jet: I heard about that one. Count me in!

>They all head into the theater. R80 takes the remote.<

R80: Ready?

DD: Yes!

Jet: Singing Contact!

SnowAgumon: Singing Contact!

R80: Singing Contact!

>Fic starts as the lights dim.<

TK stirred weakly

SnowAgumon: Stir it, you wuss!

and opened his eyes.

Matt: You'll be late for school, young man!

"Kari, Mimi, I had the strangest dream."

Mimi: Not the one about the threesome again!

Kari: Or where Davis raped you!

Jet: …I don't even wanna know.

"Really?"

Jet: Yes, really, I do not wanna know about those dreams!

I asked

SnowAgumon: Who dat?

R80: Arch. This is the opening of the fic.

leaning back in my chair. "What happened?"

TK: I dreamed I was a girl and that kari and I were still in love, even though we were both girls… Wait, that was one of Arch's fics!

Jet: Thanks, now I know which one to skip. What's with these yaoi/yuri freaks? Gets hit with a mallet by R80

R80: Easy on the insults, ol' timer.

"Well, I found out Kari was

Mimi: Bi-sexual, and dating Yolei as well as him?

R80: NO REFERENCES TO DARKSTAR!!!!

Kari: Amen, brother!

TK: Hallelujah!

cheating on me

Jet: Been done before.

with Matt - sleeping with him to be specific.

SnowAgumon: And so you ended up with Sora, right? Oh, wait! Wrong fic. Sorry, boss.

R80: Forgiven.

I ran into you and Sora

TK: Did you hit `em?

in the park,

SnowAgumon: Since when can you drive through a park?

Matt: Since he saw Die Hard With a Vengeance.

Mimi, and we had dinner at you place

Jet: Shouldn't it be `your?"

TK: Typo. You get used to `em after a while.

and we got drunk and

Jet: Hey, I thought this wasn't a lemon?

R80: Are we gonna start THAT again?

Sora had some kind of seizure.

SnowAgumon: Probably saw them together drunk and nearly nekkid, and couldn't stand the shock.

Mimi: NO! We never got anywhere other than a dance. Then TK heard one of the songs he and Kari chose as their own, and vowed to never love again.

Kari: Sora felt this through her crest, and it caused her seizure.

What are you doing here anyway Mimi?"

Mimi: Making fun of the fic. Same as you.

"We'll Arch and Kari invited me over to read his new fic, something called a Takimi?"

All: You got it, toots!

"Oh no!" TK said before pitching over in a faint.

Jet: That guy needs more backbone.

"Oh no you don't." Kari said dousing him with a bucket of warm water causing him to wake up sputtering.

Matt: Cold water works better.

TK: NO! Has flashbacks of Digimon

"What's a Takimi?" Mimi asked.

Mimi: As if I didn't know.

"It's short for Takeru/Mimi romance." I explained

SnowAgumon: (Arch) And you can thank Robster80 for introducing it to me.

turning to face

TK: "Here I stand, head in hand, turn my face to the wall…"

R80: TK, we're not doing those anymore. We used them up for part one of the last chapter.

the keyboard. "And TK was nice enough to recap the first chapter for me.

All but TK: Thanks, TK!

All disclaimers and dedications from the first chapter are still in effect

Jet: Smart move.

so let's do it!"

Kari: Well, here we go.

TK: Anybody wants out, now's the time.

>Matt tries to get up, but is pulled back down by TK.<

TK: You would!

Sincerity's Dilemma
By Archangel Bloodraven

Matt: Wonder if we'll see Dino in here?

As TK returned slowly

Matt: Who's slowly?

to consciousness,

SnowAgumon: (Consciousness) Welcome back, slowly.

Kari: (Slowly) I would've been scott free if it wasn't for this jerk!

his first thought was

TK: I'll never drink again! Fakes a hangover

R80: (TK) What was the number of that bus that hit me?

that he was

SnowAgumon: Having a hangover, obviously.

not in his room

Jet: Uh-oh!

and the second was that someone was sleeping his chest

Mimi: Another grammar alert.

"Mimi."

Matt: He's a dead man.

He whispered remembering the night before

Jet: Opens his mouth to sing, but is stopped by R80

R80: We used the song jokes in part 1.

Jet: Sorry.

He gently slipped out

Kari: Sneaking out after a one-night-stand? Ooooo, he's gonna be in deep trouble!

of bed and lifted her

Matt: He's taking her with him?

SnowAgumon: Considering that she's two years older than he is, he must be pretty strong.

smoothly out of the chair

R80: (TK) That's MY seat!

to take his place.

Jet: Like no one would tell the difference.

Mimi: Unless TK died his hair strawberry blonde and had a sex-change operation.

TK: You're sick, you know that? Couldn't I just dye my hair and leave it at that?

Mimi: Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

He tucked her in and kissed her cheek.

Matt: Who is he, her father?

Mimi: Whacks Matt with a mallet Don't diss my dad!

"Thank you

Matt: "Thank you, girl-."

Jet: Draws his gun on Matt, shutting him up He said, "We're done with the song jokes," stupid! QUIET!!!!

for caring Mimi, but

Kari: (TK) It'll never work out. You're too much of a ditz.

Mimi: (Herself) It's Sora, isn't it?

Matt: (TK) No, it's Yolei!

TK: Gag me!

it doesn't change anything.

Jet: (TK) I'm not into women anymore.

R80: Jet, that wouldn't be wise.

Jet: Hey, I come from a series that features yaoi. You can't expect me to not poke fun at that-. Gets hit hard by a mallet from TK On second thought, maybe I'll just skip the yaoi jokes.

TK: Smart move.

I give up

Mimi: Quit impersonating Napoleon.

TK: Are you calling me short?!

Mimi: He did lose the battle of Waterloo.

on love, but I hope

Kari: (TK) Kari's only playing a cruel joke on me

that happiness

Matt: Is NOT an illusion, like in that one song.

finds you somehow.

SnowAgumon: More worried about others than himself. Nice guy.

Matt: Considering that the Mimi in this fic broke up with that cheating scumbag of a counterpart to me, I'm not surprised.

You deserve it." With his parting words

Mimi: Shoulda used better glue to keep those words together.

he slipped

Jet: On grease?

SnowAgumon: A banana peel?

out the room

All: Grammar!

and silently closed the door.

TK: Maybe I'm a ninja in here?

R80: Just watch, boy.

Matt: You might as well tell us now since you just hinted you know something.

R80: And spoil the fic? No way, Jose!

He moved to

Kari: Steal money from Mimi's purse for her-.

TK: Kari, what are you doing?!

Kari: …Sorry, hun. Got carried away.

retrieve his

Matt: Payment?

Mimi: Grabs Matt roughly by the collar What was that supposed to mean?

Matt: I dunno, where'd that come from?

Mimi: Don't get smart.

TK: He couldn't, even if he tried.

Matt: Unless you want Kari to know about the you-know-what's you stash under your bed-.

TK: Those? I threw them all out. She helped me.

Kari: Yep.

Matt: -_- I'll get you yet, mister!

jacket and shoes only to

Jet: Remember he left his wallet and keys in Mimi's room.

be stopped by

Matt: Mimi's father.

TK: {Gulp!}

a breakfast spread

SnowAgumon: Oooh, a buffet!

and his wallet

TK: Checks his back pockets Nope, still on me.

Jet: You check for cash?

TK: No, I-. Who's talking to you?

sitting across from

Kari: Mimi's father?

Mimi: Girl, he doesn't cook. Just pays the bills.

Mrs. Takichawa.

Matt: That's even worse. I've seen her pissed.

TK: Shrinks in his seat

"Good morning, Takeru. Did you sleep well?"

Jet: Doesn't say what tone she spoke in, or what her facial features are…

TK: Weakly I'm a dead man.

"Yes ma'am."

Mimi: Don't worry, she doesn't bite.

Matt: Often.

Kari: Mimi, duck! Punches Matt in his eye

He said wondering how she

SnowAgumon: Would punish him for sleeping over without permission?

knew his name,

TK: Oh come on! She knows me through my brother dating her daughter!

before he realized

Jet: They met once at a party?

he carried an

SnowAgumon: ID card?

emergency contact card in his wallet.

All: Oh.

"Pleas sit. I'd like to talk about my daughter."

TK: Oh shit.

R80: Nice knowing ya, TK. Where should I send the flowers?

TK swallowed

Kari: His heart back down his throat.

as he sank like a stone

Matt: (TK) {Glub! Glub! Glub!}

into the

Mimi: Deep blue sea.

chair.

TK: The hot seat! She can't fry me, I haven't seen Star Wars episodes 2 and 3!!

Matt: Be brave, kiddo. It only takes less than a minute.

SnowAgumon: And we'll make sure you get a wonderful sendoff.

"Mimi and I are friends."

Matt & Kari: We hope that's ALL they are!

TK & Mimi: At least we're not lovers!

SnowAgumon: Not in this fic, at least. Uses his Little Blizzard attack to freeze and break Kari's mallet None of that now! I was just stating the obvious.

Kari: >.< You won't get off uninjured that easily!

"You

Jet: (Mimi's mother) Had better keep it that way, young man!

may be

TK: Enemies one day.

more than that,

Mimi: MOM!!!!! What the hell are you trying to do, auction me off?!

but neither of you

Matt: Will live to see that day, if I have anything to do about it!

realize it yet.

Kari: Mimi, sorry, but I HATE your mother!

Please

TK: Get out?

eat." She said pleasantly. "Mimi

SnowAgumon: Likes younger men? Get malleted

Mimi: Give it up, boy, I'm too quick for you!

let you sleep in her bed.

Matt: He's definitely dead for sure.

Not even

TK: Matt?

her little brother

TK: Never mind

can do that when he's feeling ill.

Mimi: Because then I'D get sick!

Jet: You have a brother?

Not even your brother was allowed to do that."

TK: Points at Matt HA!

Kari: Slaps TK Quiet!

Jet: Is that the first time she's hit him?

R80: You didn't read the last chapter of New Destiny book 2 yet, have you?

TK's eyes burned

SnowAgumon: (TK) AAAHH!!! MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!!

with pure hate at the reference to Matt,

R80: (TK) Must! Kill! Matt!

Kari: And why not-?

Matt: Oh be quiet!

then forced himself to relax. "How did you know?"

Matt: I talk about you all the time, kid. How you keep pining for Kari, and kick Davis' butt all over the place, etc.

"I can see the obvious similarities in the hair and eyes,

Mimi: I showed her a pic, actually.

but I can also see the balance.

Matt: Balance?

Kindness and love over ice and distance."

Mimi: She has you there, loverboy.

TK & Kari: Snicker madly

Matt: Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrry funny!

"I'm not really sure I can love anymore."

Jet: He doesn't turn bad guy in here, does he?

R80: Nope.

Takeru said softly. "My brother

TK: Has been too much of a bad influence on me.

Matt: Says you!

has been sleeping with my girlfriend

SnowAgumon: (Jonathan) Ah, the old "brother-sleeping-with-my-girlfriend" ploy, eh?

Matt: Ducks down in case TK tries to leap at him again

for who knows how long

R80: You'll find out.

and it just

Kari: SUCKS!

hurts so much."

Jet: Just use some ointment for two days, and you'll be fine.

"Of course it does." She said patting his

TK: Head?

Mimi: Shoulder?

Kari: Back?

hand.

Matt, TK, Kari: Oh.

It was easy to see where Mimi got her soft side from.

Jet: Oh yeah, definitely.

Matt: Not to mention her looks.

Mimi: Blushes You men and your flattery!

SnowAgumon: Won't get Jet anywhere. He's too old.

Jet: I'm just playing around!

SnowAgumon: Me, too. ^_^

"It will hurt, but it will also heal.

R80: "Time wounds all heals," as Groucho said.

TK: And Phil Collins said "Time is a healer."

I went through my share of broken hearts before I met my husband,

Mimi: Oh no! Here we go again with her stories!

but we've been happily married for ten years."

Mimi: TEN YEARS?!?!

TK: And you're how old in this fic?

R80: You know, that's something Arch didn't make clear in this fic.

Kari: That would make you either a child from an earlier marriage, or…

Jet: Your parents got married a wee bit late.

She rose and opened the door.

Kari: (Mimi's Mother) Now get out before I call the cops!

"You're a very kind young man Takeru,

Mimi: (Mimi's Mother) But I don't like my daughter dating younger men.

TK: Good, I'll go tell Davis to leave you alone.

and you have my permission to stop here any time you

R80: Have money for consoling.

wish to talk to my husband, myself, or Mimi,

R80: Depending on who's in at the time.

or just to get away from it all."

Matt: That would be a good place to sing "Come Sail Away," but SOMEONE said we're not doing those jokes anymore!

R80: If you overuse a joke, no one likes it anymore.

She took a card from a stack near the door

SnowAgumon: What are those cards for?

Mimi: Dunno, duncare.

TK: She's not offering fan service, is she?

Kari: TAKERU TAKAISHI, HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK OF THAT!!!

and scribbled a number on the back.

Jet: Looks like TK may be right about the fan service.

Kari: Smoke is shooting out her ears WHY, YOU-!!!

"That's Mimi's private line."

Kari: Jaw drops in shock

Matt: HEY!! ONLY I GET THAT NUMBER!!!

She said as TK pulled on his shoes and jacket. "I think she'd like you to have it."

Mimi: Should he live long enough to use it.

"Thank you Mrs. Takichawa."

"Call me Diane. Coming from you, Mrs. Takichawa makes me feel old."

Mimi: Typical mom. Always trying to stay young.

Matt: That would explain the beauty products she has in that trunk in her bedroom.

"All right then, Diane." He said with slight smile

SnowAgumon: Now he's hitting on the mother-. Uh-oh!

TK: Grabs Kari before she can mallet SnowAgumon and kisses her full on the mouth

as he tucked the card away and headed out the door. "And thank you, for everything."

Matt: He's living dangerously.

R80: TK's not hitting on the mom, or vice-versa. You wanna see stuff like that, I know someone who's working on a fic involving all the Kamiyas and all the Motomiyas.

All (but R80, TK, & Kari): OH MY SWEET LORD, THAT'S DISTURBING!!

TK & Kari: Still kissing

***

Jet: Good, a new scene. I was getting tired of that apartment.

TK had just made it home and flopped on the couch

Matt: Lazy bones!

TK: Breaks the kiss You're one to talk, snooze-zilla! Quickly resumes the kiss

SnowAgumon: Is he going for a record?

Jet: Looks that way.

when his mother came in looking grave.

Jet: Uh-oh! Who died?

"Is something wrong mom?"

"I ran into

Mimi: Matt & Kari?

some friends of yours and they have some disturbing news."

TK & Kari: End the kiss

Kari: Nearly faints, eyes replaced with hearts Ahhhhhhh…

Nancy said moving out

TK: Cool, I get the apartment all to myself!

the way to reveal three

Jet: Bears?

R80: Blind mice?

Kari: Stooges?

young women.

Kari: Gets angry again WHAT?!?!?! Jumps at Matt and starts pounding him THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YOU CASSANOVA!!

TK: Die, he gonna.

"Sakura, Hotaru, Minako!"

Jet: A Cardcaptor, Sailor Saturn, and Sailor Jupitor?

R80: Venus, you sap! Jupitor's Japanese name is Makoto.

Jet: Oh.

He scooped his three old friends

SnowAgumon: Must be midgets, if he can do that.

into a group hug. "What brings you here?"

Mimi: (Minako) The bus, duh!

"We were actually sent to get you.

TK: O.O Assassins!

R80: And cute ones, too.

Kari: Assassins?! Leaves a bloody Matt and leaps into TK's lap Over my dead body!

Matt: Very Weakly Help!

You might want to

Jet: Pulls out his gun Run like mad! I'll cover you.

grab that favorite stuffed animal-"

TK: Patamon's no olive.

Mina began only to be cut off

Mimi: Snippity-snip!

as Nancy handed him

All: HIM?!

the sleeping Patamon.

"I know a lot of things I'm not supposed to." She said.

TK: Not all of them, she doesn't.

"Go on."

"So what's brings two sailor scouts and a card captor to my door?"

Mimi: That is but one of many questions we want answered.

Matt: Pulls himself back into his seat She's fierce… I'll give her that… She didn't even use any mallets on me…

TK said as they boarded the elevator.

Kari: Quick change of scenery.

"It's about Sora." Hotaru said gravely.

SnowAgumon: (Dr. McCoy) She's dead, Jim.

"She had some kind of seizure,

R80: Probably found Darkstar's Taijun fic and couldn't bear the shock of such a pairing.

just crumbled right in the street."

Matt: So much for Tai's tough cookie, eh?

Sakura said.

"She's alive." Mina said,

SnowAgumon: Oops.

cutting off TK's

Kari: His what?

Mimi: Reason for living.

Kari: I'M his reason for living!

attempted protest. "But she's weaker than a kitten.

Kari: Don't say that to Gatomon, if you want your eyeballs intact.

They'll only let her mother and Tai in to see her,

Matt: Take THAT, Joe!

but she asked for you directly."

R80: Yet another hint of Sokeru.

TK: What is with you pairing me up with Mimi and/or Sora, anyway? I'm no player!

R80: Wanna bet?

TK: …I yield.

She explained as they exited the building.

"Where's she at?"

"Odiba General.

Mimi: Spelling error.

TK what's going on?" Sakura demanded.

TK: If that's your attitude, forget it, sister!

"Meet for lunch at the Hanging Palace restaurant,

Jet: Nice name… not!

R80: I say again, lay off!

and I'll explain there." He said boarding the bus. "Noon!" He shouted as the bus pulled away.

Matt: Looks like a sappy ending for a sappy movie.

R80: Next scene!

***

It was nearly ten when Mimi woke up

Kari: And found her hair a mess.

to a steaming cup of coffee

Mimi: Cool! Room service!

and her father

Mimi: Huh?!

sitting at her bedside. "Good morning Princess. I noted you had some company last night."

Mimi: O.o It's NOT what you think-! Oh hell, I'm dead anyway for having a boy over without permission.

"We didn't do anything like that daddy I swear."

Matt: Didn't you just say that?

"I know." He said with a smile.

Kari: Huh?!

"I trust your judgment,

TK: Some father! Better than ours, huh, Matt?

Matt: Shut up! At least you live with Mom.

though I was surprised to find

Jet: (Mimi's Father) My most expensive bottle of wine empty.

you two the way you were this morning."

DD: O.O WHAT WAY?!

"The way...?" Mimi repeated dazedly before she remembered.

SnowAgumon: Drinking too much does that to you.

She had put TK in her bed and fallen asleep on his chest.

R80: Still clothed, mind you!

Kari: Thanks… I think.

"A little too much wine?" Her father asked casually.

All: BUSTED!

"One of the medium grade vintages I noted."

TK: Yeah, and a lousy year, too.

Mimi blushed and hung her head.

Kari: Nice knowing you, Mimi.

Mimi: Hey!

"Daddy..."

"I'm not angry, but I'm not exactly knowledgeable about how to go about a conversation like this,

Matt: Just like MY dad.

so why don't we start from the top?"

SnowAgumon: I always thought you started from the bottom up?

"Okay. You remember Matt?"

Jet: (Mimi's dad) Unfortunately.

Matt: Mallets Jet Wiseguy!

"Yes, and less than fondly."

Matt: T_T Why me?

R80: Why not?

"Well, I met Matt and his little brother TK-"

"TK?"

Mimi: Short guy, big crybaby, wears an ugly hat-. Gets hit with a mallet by TK

TK: Takes one to know one, eh, `Princess Mimi?'

Mimi: >.< You're MEAN!!

"Gomen. It's short for Takeru. He was the one here."

TK: (In Spanish accent) TK? Hoo ez dis TK?

She explained quickly

R80: (Mimi's dad) Whoa, whoa! Slow down!

as she swung her legs over the bed.

SnowAgumon: Watch out for that nightstand.

"I met them during my time in

Kari: The reform school.

Mimi: Thanks, "Larry."

the digital world with the monsters. He was so

TK: Short?

Matt: Annoying?

Kari: Innocent?

R80: Smarter than he looked?

young then, only eight

Kari: Yes, I win!

All: Huh?

Kari: Young can also mean innocent.

Matt: (Dr. Evil) Right.

but there was a kind of light

TK: She got me mixed up with Kari. I'm Hope, she's Light.

and compassion about him, that always made me feel better." She sighed at the memory and forced her mind back to the present.

Jet: No mind wandering now.

"After we'd gone to America I thought I'd lost track of him for good, but then when I came home yesterday I found him sobbing in the park. Turns out his brother, who was cheating on me,

Matt: (Mimi's dad) I warned you he wasn't the right one. Back to normal WHAT AM I SAYING?!

was doing it" The subtle emphasis she gave the word conveyed her multiple meaning.

Jet: He's doing a minor?

Matt & Kari: SHADDAP!!!

"with his little brother's girlfriend. I brought him back here because I

R80: Wanted the company. Gets slapped from behind Nice one.

Mimi: Thank you.

didn't trust him not to do anything stupid. We had dinner,"

SnowAgumon: What kind of dinner? Sees the DD glaring at him Just curious.

"When did you cut yourself?"

Matt: TK did it!

TK: Gee, thanks… -_-

"We were roughhousing and knocked the knife off the counter. TK cleaned me up."

Mimi: But it was a lousy job.

TK: Treat your own wound next time.

Jet: I think we shouldn't let these four watch the rest of this. They may end up killing each other.

R80: We'll juts borrow the Dragon Balls from Happyman's fic "Higher Powers," if that happens.

She gazed at her hand almost fondly. "He's nothing like his brother.

Kari: Yep! ^_^

He's kind and caring and generous and... perfect."

Kari: And all mine!

Mimi: Gag me.

"So let me see if I can finish this story.

R80: (Mimi) No, it's my story! I'll finish it!

You had dinner," Mimi nodded. "drank a half a bottle of wine," another nod.

Jet: And made love all night long with your clothes still on.

Mimi: YOU'RE A REAL JERK, YOU KNOW THAT?!

Jet: Smiles You haven't met my partner, Spike, have you?

"and he passed out and you put him in bed."

SnowAgumon: Close, but no cigar, pops.

"No." She said draining the coffee cup.

Jet: What, you don't like coffee?

Mimi: Actually, I prefer tea with lemon.

"We were drunk and we got to slow dancing,

R80: (Curly) Or whatever you might call it.

and the song he and his girlfriend used to have started playing.

TK: And there wasn't a dry eye in the house.

Oh daddy the look on his face, it was like his heart

Matt: Sank like a rock?

Mimi: Popped like a balloon?

Jet: Exploded like a bomb?

was ripped apart all over again.

TK: Like it's anything new to me.

Jet: Pats TK on the back I know how you feel.

He just folded

R80: Like a house of cards.

into my arms sobbing,

Mimi: Strange. Usually, I'm the one sobbing into someone's chest.

TK: First time for everything.

then he swore

R80: That's a bad habit!

he was never going to fall in love again.

SnowAgumon: What, is gonna wear stilts from now on?

I put him to bed and made a promise of my own to

TK: Not fall for me, no matter what.

Mimi: How'd you know I was gonna say that?

TK: O.o I didn't…

always be there to

TK: Laugh at me.

Mimi: I do NOT laugh at my friends when they're down!

TK: Thought we weren;t friends anymore.

Mimi: What the hell gave you THAT dumb idea?!

R80: -_- He's been around me way too long. He's picking up my habits.

heal him when he hurts."

"Do you love him?" Her father asked softly.

SnowAgumon: Isn't it a bit early to ask that?

Kari: Well, it is the 2nd part of the trilogy.

Mimi spread her hand in an 'I don't know' gesture.

Matt: Typical-. Gets slapped by Mimi Haven't I had enough abuse for the chapter?!

"Does he make you happy?"

R80: The only people he doesn't make happy are Davis because he has Kari, and Jun because he'd sooner drop dead than date her.

Mimi: You have a point there.

"Hai." Mimi whispered.

R80: See?

"Then it's settled.

Matt: Sounds like the judge & jury have reached their verdict.

He's welcome here as long he treats with the respect you're due."

Jet: Nice verdict.

"Thanks daddy." She said standing up and heading for the shower.

R80: We'd better stop here. I still have some homework to do.

Matt: And the next installment of BOYZ to push out.

R80: Take a number, Matt! Line begins about 2 miles west from the front door.

Jet: I need to use the men's room.

TK: I need a snack.

Kari: Me, too.

Mimi: Me, three.

SnowAgumon: Make it four!

To Be Continued…