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MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 80:

ARCHANGEL NIGHTSHADE BLOODRAVEN'S SINCEREITY TRILOGY

SINCERITY'S CHOICE - Part 1: Arch Himself Joins the Fun

>Robster80 is facing Kari & Mimi, both of whom have bruises on from fighting each other.<

R80: You two can't play nice, I'll have to separate you two. For Pete's sake, it's only a fic!

Kari: She started it-!

R80: ENOUGH!!!! One more word, and I'll make you read a Daikari lemon of my choosing. Comprende?

Kari: *Shrinks back* Sorry.

R80: I think it would be best if-.

Mimi: You don't make us read the last chapter?

R80: If I cuffed you to your seats.

Mimi: *Gets teary-eyed and hurt look on face* Why must you be so mean? Didn't you once love me?

R80: You got me confused with someone else, sister. But, if you're a good little girl, and help finish the trilogy, I'll give you lots of C-A-N-D-Y.

Kari: Since when did she start smoking? …Hey, you set yourself up for that one.

R80: If you weren't a girl, I'd join a club and beat you over the head with it.

Kari: (Chico) Pea-nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts toyou!

Mimi: Giggles

>Beelzemon walks in, dragging in an unconscious Matt.<

Beelzemon: He was fast; I'll give `em that. I oughta make him buy me gas for my bike since I used up some of it chasing him.

R80: Is he alive?

Beelzemon: He'll have a doozy of a headache when he wakes up, but he'll live.

>TK walks in.<

TK: Rob, Arch is here.

R80: Arch? This is a surprise! Show him in.

>Arch enters.<

Arch: Hey, Robster! Just wanted you to know I like what you've done so far with the MST, and wanna know when the next part's coming.

R80: Not sure. Jet and SnowAgumon left, so we're short 2 MSTers. Plus I had to get these girls under control and had Matt hunted down. Oh, that reminds me! Arch, meet Beelzemon. Beelzemon, meet Arch.

Beelzemon: Pleased to meet you finally.

Arch: Likewise!

>They shake hands.<

Arch: Nice biker outfit.

Beelzemon: Came with the Digivolution. Say, boss, you said you need someone to fill in for SnowAgumon and Jet?

R80: Are you volunteering?

Beelzemon: You asking?

R80: Well… yes.

Beelzemon: Then I'm in.

Arch: Hey, how about I join in as well?

R80: Sure! That about rounds it up.

Vegeta's voice: HOLD IT!

>Vegeta storms in.<

Arch: Vegeta!

Vegeta: Since this trilogy is set in the BOYZ timeline, and I am the Vegeta from BOYZ, I demand to see it so I can see how my lazy nephew is doing with his training!

TK: Lazy?!

Beelzemon: Better watch your tone, little man.

Vegeta: Oh yeah? Who's gonna make me-?

R80: *To Vegeta* You, lighten up. You're in, but no ki blasts or powering up. *To Beelzemon* You, no fighting, period. And empty your guns. *To TK, Mimi, and Kari* You three, get in the theater!

Minutes later…

>The MSTers are seated, the lights dim, and the projector rolls.<

"Why look." Mimi said blandly. "A cliff."

All but R80 and Arch: Huh??

"And all our devoted Takimi fans are hanging from it." Ken said dryly.

Beelzemon: Ah, cliffhanger gag.

TK: Lesse… Hey, boss, I think I see you among the fans…

Matt: He was easy to pick out… since there's only about 6 or 7 Takimi fans-.

R80: This guy hasn't checked the reviews for my Takimi fics, has he?

Arch: Obviously not.

"Pretty strong cliff." Kari remarked.

Vegeta: Solid as a rock.

"I think they're saying something." TK said.

From below a faint cry rose up. "Damn you Arch!

TK & Kari: Bring back Takari!!!

Mimi & Matt: Bring back Mimato!

Vegeta & Beelzemon: No nukes! No Nukes!

R80: Hey, those two are pretty good.

Finish the Takimi."

Arch & R80: Ah, our public!

DD: *Pretend to gag*

"So much for the picnic." I sighed pulling out my laptop. "Where was I?"

R80: Well, Char went off on a date with Lalah, Gotsumon has something else to do, Jet went back to being a bounty hunter saying MSTing was too dangerous, and SnowAgumon also had another engagement to take care off.

Arch: The way these kids have been acting during the fic, I'm not surprised Jet left that fast.

Mimi seemed to think for a minute.

Beelzemon: (Mimi) I'm trying to think, but nothing's happening. *Pulls out his gun as Mimi moves to mallet him* Drop it, toots!

Mimi: Nice try! You've got no ammo in your guns!

Beelzemon: *Takes off the safety* You willing to risk it?

Mimi: *Sits back down and drops her mallet*

"Well, after TK left my apartment, he found out about Sora's seizure, and I found out that Matt

Vegeta: Was only using Kari to get to Tai.

Matt: You're sick!

Vegeta: It's just a joke, so settle down!

wanted to get back together. Though we missed each other at the hospital,

Beelzemon: Next time use a mini gun. More ammo.

we met up again at a Chinese restaurant where we were having lunch with friends of ours.

Kari: Yes, the GW boys, Sakura the card captor, and two sailor scouts.

We went to my martial arts Dojo where TK's uncle

Vegeta: Yo! Er, I mean, yes?

taught him a valuable lesson about rage.

Vegeta: Build enough rage and you'll gain more power.

TK: Been there, done that.

After explaining to his mother what happened, TK made a choice.

Vegeta: He took the vow of chastity.

TK: You kidding? You know how hard it is to hide a chastity belt under your pants?

When I found he went over to the Kamiya apartment, I thought he was going back to Kari,

Mimi: I wish he were.

TK & Kari: Ditto.

but then I found out he was going to Tai

TK: NO YAOI JOKES!!!!

Vegeta: Kid, you're my nephew. I would never do that to you. Kick you around, maybe, but never use yaoi jokes with you in them.

for advice not Kari. I was shocked

Arch: Curse you, Pikachu!

but not half as shocked as when I learned..."

Arch: That's enough, blabbermouth! Blocks Mimi's mallet with a mallet of his own Touché!

Mimi: Damn, that's twice now!

She trailed off

TK: That'll be the last time she follows Ryoga.

and I took the opportunity for a lead in.

Vegeta: "Let's do the timewarp again-." *Gets malleted by R80*

R80: First off, no more song jokes. Second, I HATE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW!!!

Vegeta: If you was alone, I'd pound you into hamburger!

R80: So why don't you?

Vegeta: Well… I'm with you.

Arch: On with the fic!

Sincerity's Choice
By Archangel Bloodraven

Beelzemon: Some choice she has. Either take her cheating ex, or his younger brother who cries a lot.

TK: At least it wasn't a computer nerd, a geek who studies medicine, or Davis.

Mimi: Thank you, TK. …What about Tai?

TK: He's spoken for.

"Kari and Matt are what?" TK demanded

Kari: Not going out, just making it up?

Vegeta: Brother and sister, and you, TK, are adopted?

nearly passing out

Beelzemon: Pull yourself together, man!

from shock.

"They're married." Tai repeated.

R80: And none of us got invited to the wedding.

Beelzemon: How rude!

Matt: You guys would try to stop it… wish you did.

Kari: Probably got married by one of those Justice of the Peace guys.

TK: Someone impersonating a priest.

Mimi: Then they wouldn't be really married.

DD: YEAH!

"Thanks Tai." TK murmured heading for the elevator.

Kari: *Sulks* There goes my last chance for a possible Takari ending.

Vegeta: Suck it up!

Arch: Yeah, Kari, it's only a fic.

Kari: So was "Scoring On Your Own Team."

Arch: …Okay.

"Why would he do that..." He mused more to himself than anyone else.

Beelzemon: He left his head turned off, probably.

"Unless... No. Not even he's that stupid. Is he?"

Arch & R80: *Whistle innocently*

Beelzemon: So Matt knocked Kari up?

TK: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!!!!!!

Beelzemon: Time to switch to decaff, kid.

His mumblings were cut off

Vegeta: That'll be 100 bucks for removal of mumblings, please?

by the closing door,

Matt: Those doors are a menace, always cutting stuff off of people.

but had he been listening, he would have heard a faint sobbing and a fainter apology.

Kari: TK, it was just a damn joke! Come back to me!

TK: Keep begging, I'll turn around eventually.

"Gomen nasai, Takeru." Mimi whispered as her eyes filled with tears.

Arch: Flood alert!

R80: That reminds me, how long did it take you to bail out the Keep after reading New Destiny book Zero?

Arch: Forty days and nights.

"I'm sorry I didn't trust you." She continued to cry as she slipped silently down the stairs.

Beelzemon: Man the buckets! Man the pumps! Hell, man the bathtubs!

Vegeta: Bathtubs?

Beelzemon: Holds more water.

***

Mimi cried herself to sleep that night

Mimi: Hopefully without any makeup on.

and awoke refreshed the next morning.

Vegeta: Bah! A good workout before breakfast always refreshes me.

Mimi: Not all of us are Saiyan fighting machines, you know.

Her parents took note her strange behavior and were satisfied with her assurances that she was fine.

R80: they don't like to make waves, do they?

Mimi: Nope.

She was on her way out

Kari: Down and out with Mimi Tachikawa.

when her D terminal chirped.

Vegeta: It's a bird!

R80: Sure, a bird in the head is worth two in the bush.

Matt & Arch: *Groan*

Beelzemon: Don't take it so hard, Robster. Not everyone's a Stooge maniac.

All masks off

Mimi: Masks? Is this a masked ball?

Be at the high school soccer field after school. Takeru.

Beelzemon & Vegeta: Showdown!

The first thing Mimi noticed was

R80: TK used his real name, meaning it was serious.

that it had been sent to all the 'destined, new and old, except for two.

TK: Sora, since she's still in the hospital… I think.

Matt: then who's the other?

Yamato and Hikari.

Kari & Matt: Uh-oh! He's gonna spill the beans about them.

Her fingers flew over

Arch: In coming fingers! *Ducks*

the keyboard with practiced ease.

TK: Those flying lessons came handy for those fingers.

Mimi: *Groans* Lame, TK! So lame!

What are you up to Taki-chan? She sent.

Kari: TAKI-CHAN/?!?!?!?!

TK: Eep! *Hides behind Vegeta*

Vegeta: Oh for-! *Tosses TK back into his seat* Show some backbone, boy!

The response chilled her.

Beelzemon: The Mimi is a delicacy best served cold.

Better wear something

Matt: Sexy.

TK: That's almost her entire wardrobe, Matt.

you can fight in,

Mimi: Hmm, I don't have any gis… but I do have some spandex.

Vegeta: Works for me.

cause all bets are off.

Kari: Five bucks on TK to win.

Mimi: Sucker's bet.

What do you mean? She sent anxiously,

Arch: (Anxiously) I'm on my way!

but no response came.

"See ya mom." She said closing the door and running down the stairs.

Matt: It doesn't even say what she's wearing.

R80: We'll find out.

***

"I'm here to see Takenouchi Sora." Mimi said breathlessly.

Kari: What, she doesn't breathe?

"And here I am!"

Vegeta: What service!

Sora said waving her hands flamboyantly from her wheelchair.

TK: She's a magician!

"Not entirely out the woods yet,

Beelzemon: But you'll be back in civilization in no time.

but well enough to go

TK: Dancing?

Mimi: Shopping?

Matt: Clubbing?

home.

R80: Wrong on all counts

Maybe watch a little

Arch: Football!

Vegeta: Basketball!

Beelzemon: I can do nicely with a highball.

DD: Huh?!

Beelzemon: It's a drink.

soccer practice after school."

Vegeta: A wussy sport!

R80: I have to agree.

TK: Didn't you once-?

R80: I did, but I never said I liked it!

"Would it be all right if I

Mimi: Carried her out?

All: Huh?

Mimi: I'm in a hurry to finish this, okay?

took my friend the rest of the way?"

Matt: (Mimi) Okay, Sora, that's the rest of the way, you're on your own.

"As long you promise to

TK: Bring her back by dinner.

keep her

Beelzemon: Under lock and key.

in the wheelchair

Kari: Hey, it's Prof. S!

until you clear the

R80: Track.

Arch: Hurdle.

Vegeta: Field.

Beelzemon: Ice.

hospital grounds." The duty nurse

Beelzemon: Dutiful, but dumb.

said moving

TK: Don't forget to write!

so Mimi could stand behind her friend.

"Thanks!" Mimi said pushing her into

Matt: A wall.

Kari: The path of an oncoming bus.

the elevator as Sora hit the door

Mimi: Oops.

Kari: (Sora) Watch it, you!

close button. "We've got to stop

Matt: Arch from making things any worse!

Arch: *Mallets Matt* Take that!

him."

TK: Who?

Beelzemon: You, you dope!

"No Mimi.

All: Huh?

Vegeta: A battle like this cannot be stopped. It is time for the Kari and Matt in this fic to face the consequences.

He needs this closure.

Beelzemon: No, what he needs is to kick some serious tail, that's what he needs!

And he needs

Kari: To make Kari see the real light!

Matt: "Blinded by the light-." *Gets hit with a tossed mallet by Beelzemon*

Beelzemon: What part of "We're done with the song jokes" don't you understand?

Arch: Nice aim.

Beelzemon: Thanks!

you to

TK: Give Matt hell and make sure Kari lives afterwards so I can get back together with her.

be there."

Vegeta: Can I just say the words, not sing it?

R80: Just don't overdo it.

Vegeta: I'm already there!

"He isn't thinking clearly." She protested.

Matt: Since when does he ever? …When it comes to love! *Gets hit by Kari anyway*

Kari:

"Isn't he?" Sora asked lightly. "I think you may

TK: Be right.

Mimi: If that's so, I hope I drop dead!

have that a little backwards.

R80: And you live to see another day.

Mimi: Woohoo! I don't die a virgin!

Arch: Huh?! But-!

R80: SSSH!! *Whispers* This isn't the Takimi Mimi, remember?

Why are you so intent on preventing this fight?"

Mimi: Because I don't want to see Matt get killed.

Matt: I can take my own brother-! Oh, wait. I forgot what universe this is set in.

"I... just am."

TK: Typical Mimi. *Blocks incoming mallet without even looking* Nice try.

Mimi: Damn you.

"You love him.

Mimi: Yes, I love… Matt!

Kari: *Puts her mallet away* Good move.

My crest

Arch: Sure, blame it on the crest.

R80: That crest must be a stool pigeon.

wouldn't have healed this fast

Vegeta: Without help from Dende or a senzu bean.

Kari: Or Neurtanurse from MEDABOTS.

if you didn't. I'm not whole yet

Matt: Hence the big hole in your body and the missing arm.

and I may not be for

TK: Life?

Mimi: Months?

some time," She paused as the doors opened

Beelzemon: Main floor. Going up?

and Mimi wheeled her outside.

Vegeta: Now don't go too fast, I know you reckless women drivers. *Blasts the mallet in Mimi and Matt's hands* Next time, I take your heads.

R80: I said NO ki blasts!

Vegeta: You didn't say I couldn't defend myself.

R80: -_-;; Loopholes. You gotta hate them sometimes.

"But you both need to

Kari: Get back with your respective soul mates!

finish this together. I know Matt wanted to get back together with you

Mimi: Then he's not such a moron in this fic as I first thought.

Matt: T_T Mimi!!!

and I know you were divided between the two brothers."

Kari: And whom do we have to blame for that, hm?

R80 & Arch: *Whistle innocently*

"How did you know that?"

"It's all in

Vegeta: The tarot cards.

TK: The stars.

Beelzemon: The script.

Kari: The crystal ball.

the crest."

All 4: Oh.

Sora said with a sardonic smile as Tai opened both passenger side doors.

Matt: Whoa, time out! How'd he get there?!

Arch: He was waiting outside for Mimi and Sora. So I forgot to mention that earlier.

"I'm serious!"

Vegeta: Deadly serious.

"So am I!" The child of Love replied. "I could feel your love

Beelzemon: Sora's a hippie?

Kari: Ooooo, I'm gonna tell her you said that!

Beelzemon: Not unless you want Tai to know you and lover boy there borrowed a few items from him and Sora several times in a row.

Kari & TK: *Blush madly*

growing and shifting and

All: Transforming!

at one point it actually felt like it was going to

Mimi: Explode?

split in two. That gave me a headache."

Vegeta & Beelzemon: Yeah, a splitting headache! *Look at each other in amazement*

Arch: Does this mean Vegeta's gonna get Beelzemon there for a Digimon if he ever gets one?

R80: Only if Goku gets Guilmon. They both have stomachs for brains.

Vegeta & Beelzemon: Too true!

TK: Okay… you two are starting to scare me…

"Well sorry!" Mimi said rolling her eyes. "What are we going to do?"

Kari: Get to the park fast, duh!

Surprisingly it was Tai who answered her question

Matt: Big mouth Tai.

Kari: *Hits Matt* If anybody's going to diss my brother, it'll be me!

with one of his own. "What are you going to do?"

Mimi: Make Kari and TK patch up their relationship.

Mimi sighed in resignation. "Take me to the dojo. I have to train."

Vegeta: Sorry, the Room of Sprit and Time is occupied right now.

***

TK: Uh-oh, here it comes.

Anyone who saw the young blond haired youth waiting on the soccer field would be more likely to mistake him for the next Digimon Emperor than the Child of Hope.

DD: WHA?!?!?!

TK now sported black jeans and a turtleneck under an ankle length trench coat with black sunglasses.

Vegeta: You know, I think he looks more like the Happyman rather than the Digimon Emperor.

R80: You have a point there.

Arch: He just needs the long henna color hair and sideburns.

Matt: Hennacolor at all?

TK: Brown-reddish color, you dope!

"TK!" A familiar voice called.

Kari: *Pales* Oh no.

Showtime. He thought with a grim smile as Kari hugged him.

TK: I'm sooooo gonna hate this.

"Hello Mrs. Ishida."

Arch, R80, Beelzemon, Vegeta: BUS-TED!

He whispered in her ear

Mimi: You call that a sweet-nothing?

as the other 'destined began to fill the field.

Vegeta: Don't give up, Kari, the Calvary is coming!

R80: O.o *Hits the stop button on the projector and the lights come back up.*

Arch: What is it?

R80: Just remembered, I gotta read a play for my Intro to Theatre class tomorrow. I gotta get started! *Dashes out the door*

Kari: He certainly knows how to end on a cliffhanger.

Beelzemon: Should we finish without him?

Arch: Nah, I gotta get ready for work anyways. Don't finish without me, okay?

Vegeta: Perish the thought.

TO BE CONCLUDED…