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The Animes in this fan fic are not mine. If they were Aliens would come to my house and keep me hostage.

Alan's Battle Arena

Chapter 3: Independence day 2 Part 1 of 5

Somewhere in New York a big spaceship is covering New York. At Washington at the white house.

Bodyguard: Sir a big spaceship as covered New York. It looks like those Aliens are back.

President: Oh great that's all we need. But don't worry I have a great plan.

Bodyguard: What is it sir

President: We run away to Spain and hide there in till those aliens find us.

Bodyguard: I have a better one sir, we find some stupid people who are doing some stupid fanfic trick them to going to New York and they fight the Aliens for us.

President: I like it Put it on plan right now.

In Alan's Battle Arena It's Goku Vs Lassie the dog

Alan: Come on Goku Kick him

Goku: I don't want to he saved Timmy from the well.

Alan: Right that does it.

Alan runs downstairs enters the ring and kicks lassie out of the ring.

Joe: Alan Wins

The crowd went wild

Goku: You could go to jail for that

Alan: Oh what they going to do sent the FBI on me

Just then the FBI burst in and points they gun towards Alan

Alan: (pointing at Jamie) Jamie did it

Jamie: HEY!

After Two hours later

Guilmon: I don't believe it we going to New York

Man in Black: Yes you won by putting a good show here.

Alan: Cool lets go then

Jamie: But who going to look after the ring for us

Alan: Renamon is a perfect bodyguard and Sexy for me ( Alan started to blush).

Renamon: Okay I do it for you my love

Guilmon: What you say!

Renamon: Nothing Nothing! I didn't say Alan was my Love HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Alan: Okay lets catch a bus all ready Bye Renamon

Everybody left Renamon and everything goes pitch black

Renamon: Hello, Hello anybody here.

(At the Bus)

Jamie: Alan who's driving the bus

Alan: I don't know

The bus door opens and reveals Takato.

Takato: Hey guys am taking you guys to new york

Guilmon: Its Takatomon

Alan: Okay then lets go.

Back At Alan's Arena

Renamon: This is boring guarding a arena, Am going after my love. Wait for me.

Renamon Disappears and Joe Comes in

Joe: Good the coast is clear. Okay boys bring in the beer.

Back at the bus as the boys are half way there.

Guilmon: Are we there yet

Alan: No

Guilmon: Are we there yet

Jamie: No

Guilmon: Are we there yet

Takato: No

Guilmon: Are we there yet

Alan, Jamie and Takato: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guilmon: ……….. Are we there yet

Alan: Jamie get me a gun

Jamie: Sure thing Alan

Guilmon: Okay okay I shut up now gessss.

Alan: About time

Back where Renamon is.

Renamon: Now where can I get a cab, Are theses one. Hey you

Taxi person: (not looking) Yeah

Renamon: Can you take me to New york

Taxi Person: (Now Looking) Sure why…what the hell a talking fox

Renamon: You got a problem with me

Taxi Person: No no not at all What the hell am I going to do she might rip off my head. Still she is sexy for my taste

Renamon: Good then lets go.

In New York

Alan: We now at New York city

Jamie: Not Bad

Guilmon: What do we do then

Alan: To the casino that we gamble our money that we know we lose

Jamie and Guilmon Anime Fall

Guilmon: Okay you go arhead I look for bread

Jamie: I go look for DBZ Movies on DVD

Alan: Fine okay but don't bump into Aliens okay

Jamie and Guilmon: Okay (While Anime Sweatdrop)

Back to where Renamon is

Renamon: Are we there yet

Taxi Driver: Nearly. You are going to pay me.

Renamon: Of course I am. Darn I forgot to get money from Alan before he left. Oh well guess I have to knock him out before we get there.

Taxi Driver: You know people will pay for a talking fox like you.

Renamon: Yeah so what

Taxi Driver: instead of paying me you can make me rich.

Renamon: No way

Taxi Drvier: Yes way

Renamon: No am not doing it. I have to find my love

Taxi Drvier: That's too bad because you're staying even if you like it or not

Renamon: Oh what are you going to do pull out a gun out of nowhere

Taxi Drvier: Well yes ( pulls out Gun)

Renamon: I have to open my big mouth

Taxi Driver: Now you're mine HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Back where Jamie is

Jamie: Now where can I find the DBZ movies.

Stupid man: Hey you!

Jamie: What

Stupid man: Have you seen a yellow mouse with a lighting bolt tail

Jamie: You mean Pikachu

Stupid Man: Well I think so. You see he can make me rich HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Jamie: Pikachu can't make you rich he just a Pokemon.

Stupid man: Well people would pay me if they saw a real Pikachu and then I be rich HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Jamie: No I have not seen him you big weirdo.

Stupid man: Well you fat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Jamie: You're stupid and you smell like a cow's ass.

Stupid man: You smell it you moron.

Jamie: Right that does it

Jamie and the stupid man were fighting in till the police came and took him.

Police man: Hey what you two doing, you know there no fighting in the streets

Stupid man: It was fat kid fault

Jamie: No it was his fault

Police: That's it take them both in.

Jamie: Darn!!!!

Now to where Alan is

Alan: Ah the casino where I can gamble my money that I know I lose at. I think I play black Jack.

Alan went near a strange man

Man: Strange man loses 100 times

Strange man: I think am getting use to losing

Alan: You're supposed to win not lose then would get more money

Strange man: Really

Alan: Yeah you stupid have you read the rule books

Strange man: ( Now taking in an Alien voice) You a very interesting Human.

Alan: Thank you… I think

Strange man: Am taking you back to my mother ship

Alan: Ooookkkkkaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy you're not from a round here are you

Strange man: No am from a plant……. ahhhhhhhhhhhhh……. I forgot.

Alan: ( Now looking weird at him) I can tell you you're from an insane plant that I might kick you're ass in you stupid man

Strange man: Am not a man am a alien want me to show you my mother ship with my teddy bear

Alan: ( in Shock) Okay that does it am ripping you're face off right now

Alan then punched the man in the face and his face came off revealing an alien's head and the crowd saw it and run out the casino.

Alan was now petrified

Now to guilmon is

Guilmon was looking thought the glass window looking at all kinds of bread.

Guilmon: Bread bread everywhere must have them now. Must keep looking in till bread arrives in my mouth

Just then the crowd from the casino came running by

Man 1: Theres' an alien in the casino.

Woman: Run for our lifes

Man 2: ( Noticed Guilmon) Hey thing we must get out of here there's an Alien In the casino

Guilmon: (Singing) Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread

Man 2: Did you hear me there's an alien in the casino

Guilmon: (Still Singing) Bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread bread

Man 2: Fine stay here and get probed am getting out of here ( Runs away)

Guilmon: (Still Singing) Bead bread bread bread bread bread bread.

Back at the casino

Alan was still shocked after five minutes past

Alan: I didn't mean it really

Alien: Am going to take you back to my mother shop and experiment on you.

Alan: Oh what are you going to do turn me into a pikachu and take me to you're mother ship to where people have also been turned into pikachus.

Alien: Well yes

The Alien grabbed Alan and threw him to the wall knocking him out cold.

Alien: (Nelson laugh)

Back where Renamon is putting her claws up.

Taxi Driver: You going to make my dreams come ture

Renamon: And whats that

Taxi Driver: living in a golden house with beautiful women

Renamon then felt something wrong with Alan

Renamon: Alan my love is in danger

Renamon kicked the gun away from the cab driver and punched him out cold

Taxi Driver: No my dream ( went out cold)

Back where Jamie is

Police officer: Okay Jamie if that is you're real name we now strapped you into our machine that well tell us that if you told the truth or not.

Jamie: Okay

Police officer: Now going to ask you question and the machine well tell us if you're telling the truth understand

Jamie: Yes

Just then the machine blew up the police station

Back where Alan is

Alan: Awwww man I fell fuzzy all over

Alan then saw lots of pikachus in see though boxes

Alan: wow never seen this many pikachus in my life before

Alien: Ahhh you're awake

Alan: Well duh now where am I

Alien: In my mother ship

Alan: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Really where am I

Alien: In my mother ship

Alan: Okay why have you been pokenapping pikachus

Aliens: They did used to be human but I turned them all into pikachus and experimenting them one by one and now it's you turn

Alan: Yeah right you forgot one thing am human not a Pikachu HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The alien then brought up a mirror and Alan saw that he was a pikachu

Alan: AHHHHHHHHH Am a pikachu

Narrator: Oh dear will Alan ever be human again, Will Renamon save his love Alan, Has Jamie died from the explosion and Will Guilmon STOP LOOKING THOUGHT THE BREAD WINDOW!!!!

Guilmon: ( Singing) Bread bread bread bread bread bread

Narrator: Oh well tune again next in Alan's battle Arena

Guilmon: AND NO FLAMERS!! (singing) Bread bread bread bread bread.