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"We interrupt your fanfiction reading to bring you a special broadcast from the 24-hour
News channel via satellite, KNNNN."

*

KNNNN (Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network)
By PikaFlash

2nd Edition (Season 2)

Disclaimers: Almost all of the (fake) News Reports and ideas are mine. The Characters and
scenes are not.

Recap of Series: Kero's Nonstop Nonsense News Network is a news channel that has run for
nearly 20 years (or so they claimed). This news channel, under the Kero's Kable Network
also involves the journalistic talents of Kero, Eriol, Brock, Ash, Tai and Erika. And the
current competion on the new business of newstainment is KNNNN's Biggest rival of them all,
the BOXXXX News Network...and now on to KNNNN...

News Crew:
Kero Beros [kero_b@knnnn.com] - (Editor and Chief Commentator) - Cardcaptor Sakura
Eriol Hiragizawa [eriol_h@knnnn.com] - (Newscaster) - Cardcaptor Sakura
Ash Ketchum [ash_k@knnnn.com] - (Kanto Correspondent) - Pokemon
Erika Tenryou [erika_t@knnnn.com] - (Reporter at Large) - Medabots
Tai Yagami [tai_y@knnnn.com] - (Newsdude/Leading Investigative Journalist) - Digimon
Brock Blockhead [brock_b@knnnn.com] - (Head Musician of the Newsband) - Pokemon

*Channel Flip to KNNNN*

Eriol was standing next to Naru (From Love Hina) and Mariah (From Beyblade) with a number
on screen - [1240].

Naru: 1230.

Eriol: Higher.

Mariah: 1250.

Eriol: Lower.

Naru: 1239?

Eriol: Higher.

Mariah: 1241?

Eriol: Lower.

Naru: 1240!

*Final Fantasy Victory Music is played*

Mariah angrilly walks off.

Eriol: Yes, Naru, 1240 is the number, for Digimon death toll in the Tokyo Earthquake. And
Naru, this is your prize, a roast ham!

A gameshow assistant passed to Naru a plate of roast ham.

Eriol: We'll be back after the break.

Brock and his band were playing music.

*Break*

[KNNNN: It's a Brave News World]

*End Break*

[Kero Beros - Chief Newscaster (Email: kero_b@knnnn.com)]
[Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster (Email: eriol_h@knnnn.com)]

Eriol was at the newsdesk with Kero.

Eriol: A well played match by Naru. And we're still live, on
"KNNNN: The Home of Newstainment".

Kero: But back to our top story, we waiting on the countdown of a landmark moment of
Television history, the official launch of KNNNN In the Digimon Frontier.

~KNNNN in Digimon Frontier~

Eriol: Yes, within 20 minutes, freedom to flip the switch in the Digi-World to shine out
our shows in Digimon households.

*

Brock and his band were playing.

Brock: "24 hours freedom! 24 Hours Freedom, in the Digi-World!"

*

Eriol: Yes, and all this is made possible thanks to the Digi-World tourist board.

*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com)]

Ash: And aside from the daily deaths of Pokemons there, isn't the Digimon Frontier a
good place to visit?

~Digi-Boom~

*

Kero: I agree, hey, Brock, you've been there?

Brock: Well, not yet, but I can't wait to go.

Kero: And the tourist district is very secured in the Digi-World, is that right?

*A map of the Digi-World is seen with a small area of the map colored diffrently from the
rest is marked "secured", with the rest marked "unsecured".*

Eriol: Well, that's quite a small block of land.

*

Ash: Yes, and the tourist district is a good place to visit. Espically with the Digimon
Frontier ruins, that left both Athens and Rome for the dead.

*~*

A footage of some Digimons walking around some ruins in the Digi-World.

*~*

Kero: And look for the looting market, where you can get great bargains.

*~*

Footage of some Digimons stealing stuffs from buildings.

*~*

Eriol: And what a better way to celebrate the launch of KNNNN in Digimon Frontier none other
then giving away tickets to 5 lucky viewers to visit the Digimon Frontier on a weekend
holiday.

~Win a Weekend Escape - Call: 1900-Bomb Voyage~

Kero: Yes, call "1900-Bomb Voyage" for a chance to win a prize. And Brock, tell us more,
please?

Brock was at the keyboard.

Brock: Winners get to stay at the Digi-Inn, in comfort and style with the local cuisine.

*Digimons were given food aid from emergency workers.*

Brock: A stroll by Spiral Mountain...

*A group of Digimons were raising guns by Spiral mountain.*

Brock: Or just enjoying the local culture.

*Protestors carrying signs wanting Pokemon to leave.*

Brock: All thanks to the Digi-World Tourist board and KNNNN.

~

Ash: Well, speaking of the Digi-World, what will the Digi-World flag look like, as I
interview liberators about the flag.

*

Ash was with Richie, with Ash showing the Current Digi-World Flag.

Ash: This is the Digi-World flag, what do you think?

Richie: Well, from the look of it, I have no respect for it.

Ash: How about if I show you this new flag...

Ash shows a new Digi-World flag, this time, with the words, "Thank you, Pokemon"

Richie: This one gets my respect.

*

Ash was showing the "new" flag to Duplica.

Duplica: Its too plain, but Trainers may like it in English.

*

Ash was showing a different Digi-World flag to Casey, with the words reading, "Pokemon is
Great".

Ash: What do you think of this flag?

Casey: Its intresting, but can it have something to do with Electabuzzs?!

Ash: I guess I can think about that.

*

Ash was showing the "Pokemon is Great" flag to James.

James: Well, I suppose that's correct, the Pokemon did save the Digi-World.

*

Ash was holding another Digi-World Flag, this time, its the same one but with a Pokeball
in it. Ash shows the flag to Duplica.

Ash: What do you think?

Duplica: I guess its a kind of marking that we've invaded the Digi-World.

Ash: I suppose so, any suggestions on the Pokeball?

Duplica: Make the Pokeball 90% of the flag.

*

Ash holds out a white flag.

Ash: And finally, what about this White flag? As the new Digi-World flag.

Duplica: A sign of surrender.

Duplica winked to the camera.

Ash: I was reccomending that we should build a monument in the Digi-World, like Mount
Goku's hair.

Duplica: You're kidding me.

*

Casey was looking at the picture.

Casey: I don't know.

*

Richie looks at the picture.

Richie: It looks cute, but I suppose it can be placed near Goku's house.

*

Eriol was at the newsdesk with Kero.

Eriol: That's the beauty of getting a new flag, where we are getting a lot of good options
and waiting for Goku's house to say something. Anyway, we're moments from the launching of
KNNNN in Digimon Frontier...

Kero: And lets not forget about my new books, coming to the shelves tomorrow, "28 Days in
a Digi-World Inn!"

Eriol: And after the break, the Digital-World war cheats, as we round down to the official
launch of KNNNN in Digimon Frontier.

*

~KNNNN in the DigiWorld~

Brock's band play the music with "24 Hours Freedom in the Digi-World" as the camera looks
in the Digi-World to see some Digimons watching a blank TV screen with Medabots patrolling
the area.

*Break*

[KNNNN: Hard news, made easy]

*

"When evil reared its ugly head, one network stood tall..."

Myotismon was on camera.

~

"KNNNN, with award winning coverage..."

Camera watches the launch of Pokemon attacks out of a ship.

~

"With 400 reporters on ground..."

Tai was on site.

"...sea..."

Erika was on a ship.

"...or in bodybags."

Medical staff carried a bodybag away.

"You can count on KNNNN."

~

"Where you'll see repeats of the best parts..."

Myotismon's castle was hit.

"Note: Best part is actually filmed by local TV station..."

~

"KNNNN also brings you both side of the story, where no other station brings you retired
Generals..."

Kero was interviewing retired Generals on 4 different screens.

~

"Where President Goku keeps up with the score."

In the Newscenter, Kero puts another number on the board marking the death toll of Digimons
and the death toll of the Allies.

Kero: Which adds to the Digimon death toll of 158 against Allies' 34, which is looking
good for the Allies.

[KNNNN: Embedded in your heart.]

*

Misty was trying to put on make up on her eye brow.

"Having trouble with your brows? Well, get Wonderbrow!"

~

"With 40% more size, you'll make yourself beautiful in your way..."

Misty brows became scaringly long.

~

"Forget old fashioned, as you would picked wonderbrow."

Misty tossed away the pencil and holds the Wonderbrow box.

~

Misty: Thank you, Wonderbrow...

Misty turns around to see three guys with proposal rings...

"Esteam, because you need it..."

*End break*

Brock and his band finished playing a song.

Eriol: Welcome back, as we countdown to cable in the Digi-World.

*

Ash: Yes, and a big thanks to the Pokemons, Digimons and Medabots who helped with the
massive roll-out in the Digiworld.

*A map of the Digi-World was colored to mark the cables.*

Ash: And unfortunetely, only 10% of the Digi-World has electricity. And still no electricity
is avaliable for the rest of the Digital Frontier.

*The same map of the Digi-World is seen with a small area of the map colored diffrently
from the rest is marked "Operative", with the rest marked "Unoperative".*

Kero: Well, its a message that we must build and rebuild one step at a time.

Eriol: But did the Digimons of the Digi-World took it lightly? Apprently with the killings
of Pokemon led us to believe that they are sore losers.

*

Ash: But if you think about it, I say that the Digimons are acting discraceful because
they lost the war. Its cheating and its disgraceful.

*Sore Losers*

Kero: And when the statue of Myotismon fell, that should have marked the end of the war.
They should be a well behave loser, like Japan. All it just took them is two nuclear
devices and look where it ends up. But I'm not saying that we should nuke the Digi-World.
Just nuke Myotismon's castle, that's it.

*

Brock's band: "If you try to shoot us, we will try to blast you!"

*

Eriol: Brock Blockhead and the KNNNN Newsband. And we can see that Sephiroth is still
entertaining...

*

Sephiroth's Masamune was on a chair with a card reading, "FF7 Disk 1 - FF7 Disk 3".

Kero: Yes, he still got it.

*KNNNN Sponsor: Harry Potter, Preorder your Harry Potter Book 12, on KNNNN.com*

Eriol: Anyway, our Fearless Reporter at Large, Erika is in the Digi-World at the
Constituional Convention. Erika?

*Live: Digi-World Constitutional Convention*

On camera, Erika was hiding behind a wall holding a Microphone.

Erika: Its a huge all out gunfight between supporters with the Warlord Tyranny Model and
the supporters of the Democratic Anarchy model.

A chair flew past Erika.

Erika: Anyway, I'm going to give them a bit of the Good Old Imperial Model.

Erika takes out an Arm Medapart with shooting ability and runs off, followed by gunshots.

*

Eriol: We'll be crossing back to Erika for the launch of KNNNN in the Digimon Frontier.
But now its time for...

*

Brock: "YU-GI-MON: Digital Duel Monsters"

*

Ash: For the first time players, Yu-Gi-Mon is a card game which is issued to the allied
forces in the Digi-World to search for every dangerous Digimon that used to work for
Myotismon. Each card is like a Duel Monster Card, with the appropriate magic card
representing on ways he got captured or killed. And in major news, Devidramon, who is seen
as the Top Bodyguard for Myotismon, has been killed by a Pokemon attack which caused a
trap hole. So that means the cards used by the Digimons are Devidramon, with us using
Trap Hole. And place your bets online at KNNNN.com.

*Place bets online at KNNNN.com*

Kero: On the topic of cards, President Goku even finds this card game confusing, so we may be
seeing him release the card game called, "Card-Captor-Mon, where each Clow Card represents
a dangerous Digimon."

Eriol: Anyway, in other news, onto the entertainment world, as we look on the ultimate
busking challenge.

*Busking Challenge*

Eriol was in Sydney, Australia.

Eriol: As you can see, we're here for the busking challenge, in Sydney, Australia, where no
one could tell who we are. This is the busking challenge between our director of music,
Brock Blockhead and a Powerpuff girl named Blossom.

~

A few groups of people walked past Brock.

Brock: "Jenny, oh Jenny. Joy, oh Joy. A one woman's man what I want to be, but there's two
perfect girls for me."

~

Blossom was playing the "Powerpuff Girls theme" with a guitar as passer-bys dropped some
money into Blossom's guitar case.

~One Hour Later~

Eriol was next to Brock, who was still playing "Two Perfect Girls".

Eriol: Its been an hour and Blossom has just started a small college fund while Brock could
barely earn enough money for the bus ride back home.

Eriol stopped Brock from playing.

Eriol: So, let us raise the stakes a little as we bring in a top musician and voice actor,
Eric Stuart.

*Eric Stuart - Voice Actor/Musician*

Eric Stuart: And I have my own band.

Eriol: Let us continue the challenge.

~

Eric Stuart was playing "Two Perfect Girls" with his own voice as Brock was playing with a
tamborine.

~

Meanwhile, Blossom was attracting a large crowd with a much more money in her guitar case.

~

Eriol was with the video game character Farah from Tales of Destiny 2 (or Tales of Eternia).

Eriol: I see that you gave some money to that girl over there. Why did you do that?

Farah: Well, she's cute.

~

Eriol was with two more video came characters, Athena and Kensou.

Eriol: Well, what do you think of the girl with the guitar?

Athena: Its kinda cute watching her playing music with a guitar.

~

Eriol was with Eric Stuart.

Eriol: The people reckon that you need to be cuter. Any ideas?

Eric Stuart: Well, Brock is kind of a liability, as he's being as cute as a hot water bottle.

Brock looked up and stared at Eric Stuart with a weird look in his eyes (if there are any).

~

Eric Stuart and Brock were still playing. And with the money from busking, all they earned
were some Australian coins and a cigerette, while Blossom's guitar case has lots of money
ranging from the Australian 5 cent coins to the Australian 5 dollar notes. Plus, not
forgetting about the big crowd watching Blossom.

~

Eriol was with Farah again.

Eriol: Do you think the guy with the guitar and his partner with no eyes can get anywhere?

Farah: Well, I suppose so.

~

Eriol was with Athena and Kensou.

Eriol: Do you think that the man with the guy with no eyes can get anywhere?

Athena: Maybe if he gets a job.

~

Eriol was with Eric Stuart.

Eriol: The results are in, and it is obvious that the people choose Blossom compared by the
combined effort of Brock and Eric Stuart. This proves that cuteness beats skill. Any words
to say, Mr. Stuart?

Eric Stuart: Well, it was a fair fight.

*

Back at the newsdesk with Eriol and Kero.

Eriol: Yes, Eric Stuart, gallantly admitting defeat. And after the break, proof that
Goku's Hexagon was right.

Kero: And now we have for taking us to the break, Blossom, playing with the KNNNN Newsband!

~

Blossom was with Brock and the Newsband playing music to the break.

*Break*

[KNNNN: Operation Enduring Entertainment]

*

"On this week's King Kero, a new show is taking the Digi-World by storm!"

~

King Kero was with an Agumon who appears to be in need of meat, next to a suitcase with
the number 9.

King Kero: Agumon, why did you pick 9?

Agumon: It was the number of days since I last eaten a meal.

~

King Kero tossed some chips to the camera.

"King Kero has a mountain of food!"

~

Agumon was on camera looking at the "Smorgas Board".

King Kero: On the "Smorgas Board", your suit case may contain a range from one measly
peanut to a humongous seafood buffet!

~

King Kero was cutting a Turkey on a table.

"Its the game that has got every Digimon talking..."

~

King Kero was with Agumon.

King Kero: Well, Agumon. Is it "Meal, or No Meal?"

~

King Kero dancing and holding two chicken drumsticks in his hands.

"Meal or No Meal, on Sunday Nights, 7:30 pm, on KNNNN..."

*

"Tonight, on Kero and Friends, Kero interviews top Pokemon boxer, ZeroMew..."

Kero-Beros was interviewing a Mew.

Kero: You had a saying which is, "I love yousa alls." Does that include guys?

ZeroMew: If you put it that way...

Kero: Are you meaning that you are gay?!

ZeroMew: No, I'm not meaning that.

Kero: Come on! Are you saying that you are gay?!

~

Kero: So, should I punch Suppi with a left?

ZeroMew: Nah, a kick should do.

~

ZeroMew was showing Kero on how to punch someone in boxing.

"Kero is not holding his punches, on Kero and Friends, 10:00 pm, tonight."

*End Break*

Eriol and Kero were at the newsdesk with Ash on TV.

Eriol: Welcome back. You're with KNNNN.

Kero: And Ash, what is the major and official news from Goku's Hexagon?

*

[Ash Ketchum - Kanto Correspondent (Email: ash_k@knnnn.com)]

Ash: Well, here's an official message from President Goku. "The war on the Digi-World is
successful and no weapon or power of mass destruction can be found there."

*Mission Accomplished*

The Newsband were playing the Final Fantasy Victory Theme...

Eriol: Yes, a message straight from Goku's Hexagon, with official comfirmation that
the war on the Digi-World is successful with the removal of weapons and power of
Mass destruction.

Kero: And take a look, there's none over there now.

*

Ash: Yes, straight from Goku's Hexagon, you can trust them for information.

*

Kero: And not long now before the launch of KNNNN in the Digimon Frontier.

*KNNNN Sponsor: You can't buy love, but you can buy Esteam.*

Eriol: But onto our other top story. Where doctors in Russia are preparing for the world's
first operation for seperating a pair of Siamese Siamese cats, conjoined to the head.

Kero: Yes, the two cats, Koro and Tara, joined at the head since birth.

*Conjoined Cats*

Ash holds two cans that are conjoined.

Ash: Yes, they're so popular in Russia that the cat food made these special conjoined cans.

*

Eriol: But sadly, doctors are not confident that both cats will survive...

Kero: So its up to you, the studio audience to choose which cat to live, as you
can see the keypad. Pick which cat to live, Koro or Tara? You have 5 seconds.

*

As the auidience vote, Brock and the Newsband played a song.

Brock: "Pussy cat, pussy cat, I love you, you and your beautiful nose."

*

Eriol: And our voting lines are now closed. And this is the result.

*

Which cat to live?

Tara - 8%

Koro - 92%

*

Eriol: As Koro gets to live, while Tara gets the chop.

*A small Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare/Theme was heard.*

Kero: We will send the results to the doctors in Russia.

Eriol: Still more to come after the break, as we wait for the launch of KNNNN in the Digimon
Frontier.

*Break*

"Ever wonder what its like to be a KNNNN reporter?"

Eriol was on camera.

Eriol: I was working on the field once at a warzone. And one time, I saw this wounded
kid who looked up to me and puts his hand onto my arm. As I looked down, I saw a bit of
blood on my suit. From that point on, I relised that I should be working in the studio.
That's why I'm with KNNNN.

[KNNNN: Eriol Hiragizawa - Newscaster]

*

Erika
Vs.
Myotismon

"The News Showdown of the Century"

Many Pokemons were running around the streets and Erika was in an alleyway.

Erika: The Pokemons do not know it, but Myotismon is hiding in this house...I am going to
have a showdown. The catch, I must hit him with one shot.

Erika shows a Sniper Arm Medapart.

~

Erika Vs. Myotismon, on KPPN ($59.95 a min)

"The Ultimate Lightweight Title Fight on KPPN, Kero's Pay-Per-News, for $59.95 a min."

~

Erika: 10, 000 subscribers and I'm going in.

*

[KNNNN: We don't just cover wars, we win them.]

*End Break*

The camera pans past the Newsband towards Eriol and Kero at the Newsdesk.

Eriol: Welcome back to KNNNN. We are still waiting for that special caller for the trip to
the Digimon Frontier.

*

Ash: Yes, a trip to the Digi-World by airplane in our Friendly Fire Skies. Thanks to the
Digi-World Tourism Board and KNNNN.

*

*Call 1900-Bomb Voyage*

Kero: So call 1900-Bomb Voyage to register for the trip of the life time. And now its time
for...

*

Brock and the Newsband played some music.

Brock: "Where are they? Where are they? Where are they now?"

*Where Are They Now?*

Eriol: As you can remember at the start of the war, we've had home viewer, Jun Motomiya,
embedded into the Pokemon Army. We've recieved mail on whatever happened to Jun, espically
from Jun's family.

*

Ash: And I have finally found her, at this little spot near the Trailmon town.

*

The camera faces a grave with the words "Jun Motomiya, RIP".

*

Kero: That should clear everything up, espically for Jun's family.

Eriol: And we're just moments away from the launch of KNNNN in the Digi-World.

*

The camera sees some Digimon watching a TV with some Pokemons patrolling around the area...

*

Kero: And here's a pilot of the show with two of our most familiar presenters on a test
transmission of KNNNN Sunrise in the Digi-World, Mokuba Kaiba and Rini Tuskino...

*KNNNN Sunrise*

Mokuba and Rini were at a coffee table.

Mokuba: Good morning, and welcome to KNNNN Sunrise. I'm Mokuba.

Rini: And I'm Rini.

Mokuba: We're here to helpfully bring you the first KNNNN Sunrise, where we will calm the
Digimons from killing the Pokemons who are here to protect from the former dictator. I mean,
an average of 2 dead Pokemons a day...

Rini: Yeah, so you monsters better cool down. Cool down.

Mokuba: And we're in the safety of many Pokemons guarding the area this studio is in. And
later on, we'll have an meditation teacher who will come in to help us calm down. Hey,
Rini, do you suppose that this teacher is good?

Rini: I mean, I just want to say that why are they blaming us for their own problems. I
mean its like me in my mom's house, where I'm angry with my mom when in fact, it was my own
problem, but I'm taking it out on her...

*

Eriol: Great stuff, and we're live with Mokuba and Rini via satellite in the Digi-World.

Mokuba and Rini were on a TV screan near Kero.

*Live from Digi-World*

Rini: Hello over there!

Mokuba: Hi.

*Kero: I see that you're enjoying your stay in the Digi-World*

Mokuba: Yes, thank you to the super Digi-World Tourism board.

Rini: Yeah, I enjoy staying in this hotel, espically when I had this Digimon maid who
cleans the room and delievers the towels.

*

Eriol: Ok, and thank you for your time.

Kero: And now we have the News patrol with Newsdude 8 at the battle field at the
Digimon Frontier.

*Digimon Frontier Newspatrol*

[Tai Yagami (tai_y@knnnn.com) - Newsdude 8]

Tai was holding a microphone as explosions were heard and sand flew up into the air.

Tai: Yes, I'm Newsdude 8 where we're giving away 12 tickets to the Sephiroth concert! Isn't
that great guys?!

Some screams were heard and another explosion was occured in the background.

Tai: To get the tickets, all you need to do is to look the KNNNN newsvan behind me and you'll
get the tickets, a KNNNN bumper sticker and the corpses of Newsdudes 1 to 7. Back to you
at the studio, Eriol.

*

The camera faces Eriol and Kero.

Eriol: And its moments away from the launching of KNNNN in the Digimon Frontier.

Kero: And Erika is outside our Digi-World studios. Erika?

*Live - Digi-World*

Erika was standing near a TV with some Digimons watching and some Pokemons patrolling the
area.

Erika: Yes, and after the break, the launch of KNNNN in the Digi-World. See you soon...

Erika walks off...

*Break*

[KNNNN: The News You Choose]

*

A Kero Affair...

Kero was on camera.

Kero: Coming onto A Kero Affair is possibly a good thing for me, even the old one was not up
to scratch...

~

Tonight on AKA (A Kero Affair):

Dr. Joe was in a lab.

"The doctor who creates miracle diets which turn Medafighters into Ethnic Con-men Pikachus
and why they are suing the doctors."

A Pikachu was carrying a stop sign, followed by a girl in front of a mirror.

"Plus, the ethnic con-man construction Pikachu who gave his daughter breast implants, now
she want more and she's a Medafighter."

Samantha was with Peppercat.

"Finally, the woman, Anime Distributor by Day, MedaFighter by Night. Why she abandoned her
Medafighting children for her Ethnic Con-Man Construction Pikachu job who builds bad
buildings."

~

Kero: But I want to raise the bar by a bit. I want to include the main Anime characters...

~

Tonight on AKA (A Kero Affair):

An Anime character was eating a cake.

Kero's V/O: "How much fat is too much fat? When to say no? We ask a Pokemon Trainer.

A fat Pokemon trainer walks by...

~

A Pikachu dressed as a surgeon runs away from a camera, then someone was cleaning the kitchen.

"The notorious Conman Pikachu plastic surgeon which uses kitchen germs to turn Medafighting
kids from this..."

A fat Medafigheter was seen on camera.

"...into this."

A fat mouth and cheek was seen on camera.

"And why President Goku wouldn't do a thing."

Goku was eating lunch.

~

A Pikachu blocks the camera, then the camera faces fat Medafighters walking by.

"And the Ethnic Conman Construction Pikachu who are preying on miracle diet Medafighters. A
Special Kero-Beros Investigation."

~

"Find out more on AKA (A Kero Affair) with Kero-Beros, tonight on KNNNN."

*End Break*

The camera faces Kero and Eriol at the newsdesk.

Eriol: Welcome back, where KNNNN is on the new chapter on broadcasting history.

Kero: Yes, and we cross to Erika in our Digi-World studios as she launches KNNNN in the
Digimon Frontier.

*Live - Digi-World*

Erika was in the KNNNN Digi-World studios near a lever marking tyranny and freedom with
the lever at tyranny.

Erika: And I declare KNNNN in the Digimon Frotner, open for business!

Erika turns to lever to Freedom and everyone was cheering...

*

The Newsband began to play music.

Brock: "Digi-World, you're free! Forget about those mass destructions.

Erika was pouring some wine into a glass.

"Cause we got rid of Myotismon and bring in Uncle Goku."

The Digimons were watching TV.

"Digi-World, you're free, to watch cable TV. Its time for evil's reign to end,
its time to give you KNNN........N!"

*

The auidience was cheering for the launch of KNNNN in the Digi-World as the camera faces
Eriol and Kero.

Eriol: Yes, the marking of freedom in the Digimon Frontier as they will see their first
ad break...

*Break*

Tyson, Max and Ray were bored at a bar with some empty glasses.

"Are ordinary beers wasting your time?"

The bartender pushed away the empty glasses off the bar and brought in "Broggs" for Tyson,
Max and Ray.

"Try Broggs, with the strength of 54 glasses of beer in a single glass, you want to get
smashed."

Tyson, Max and Ray were laughing as they drank the beer.

~15 minutes later~

Ray and Max were drunk as Tyson dropped to the floor.

"Lets all get Smashed tonight!"

*

"Ever wonder what its like to be a KNNNN reporter?"

Erika was on camera.

Erika: Well, its just after the deadline, and unlike the other newsstations, it was silent.
Everyone was quiet, as if we were waiting...waiting for our make up to be put on. That's
why I'm with KNNNN.

[KNNNN: Erika Tenryou - Reporter at Large]

*

[KNNNN: We Report, You Believe]

*

The Newsband were playing the music bring the camera back to Eriol and Kero were
at the newsdesk.

Eriol: Welcome back, as we go on to our other top story where Russian Doctors have now
finished the operation on the Siamese-Siamese cats, Koro and Tara.

*KNNNN Sponsor: Don't Drink and Drive...unless its a Broggs Beer.*

Kero: Yes and we have issue an alert for this news story upgraded to a "Three Tissue Story"

*Alert: Three Tissue Story!*

Eriol: As you may remember, the studio auidience have voted for Koro to live, but sadly,
its not meant to be.

*Pitiful cartoon music was played followed by the auidience "Awwwwww"...*

Kero: But the good news is that Tara has pulled through, with only 10% brain function!

*Short Final Fantasy Victory Fanfare.*

Kero: Isn't life funny sometimes?

Eriol: Its true, as when you are dealing with Russian Doctors, you...

*And that concludes our live satellite feed of the cable news channel KNNNN. We will
restore you back to your normal Fanfiction reading. Thank you for reading KNNNN.*

~A/N: Some Closing Headlines~

"Toei won't reveal when Digimon 2004 will be released."

"Pokemon Probe Mission to Digi-world"

"Prove existance of Pokemon Probes in Digi-world"

"Local crimelords lobby Government for more abandoned warehouses"

"Goku Terror Alert: Code Whale King"

"Seto Kaiba knighted. Dubbed "Sir Seto".

"Goku Terror Alert: Code Sharkkan"

"Pokemon Trainer has no idea how to describe his job."

"Awkward paused in Anime enters record 10th minute."