Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction ❯ Apprenticeships, Skiing trips and Video Tapes ❯ Prologue

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Pikachu...

Agumon...

and Kero-Beros...

Are 3 Yellow Mascots with...

Ash Ketchum, Tai Kamiya and Sakura Avalon in...

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Apprenticeships, Skiing trips and Video Tapes

By PikaFlash and Storm Da Elite of The Studio

Disclaimers: All characters that are in this fic aren't mine, so they aren't harmed in any
way inhumane...if so, please blame the Mew that does Kick-Boxing and Kung-Fu...

Author's note: After speaking with the Head of the Studio, Storm has decided to do a new
format where we try to use the " in the fic. Basically with me too used to script, I decided
to make it blend in into the fanfic...so enjoy.

So, these are our heros ---> (o^_^o) (._.) {@_@} (aka. Pikachu, Kero and Agumon in order)

Storm's note: We get to see people like Serena and the other Salior Senshi, people from
DragonBall Z, Cardcaptor Sakura, Digimon and Pokemon!

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[Kero-Bero's Pudding shop, 12:03 pm]

Kero was sitting on a chair, wearing glasses at the counter with a blind man (aka. Touya
Kinomoto) standing on the other side of the counter...

Kero: So, why do you want to be an apprentice in my Pudding shop?

Touya replied, "Well, in the past, my family was the first family to introduce puddings to
this part of the Anime World."

Kero: Meaning?

[Flashback: Touya's past]

Touya's voice: Well, in the past, we were the first family to have the pudding machine in
the Anime World, but an accident happened...

A man and his son were standing next to a pudding machine. The man says, "Son, to use this
pudding machine, you must make puddings with care with custurd." The boy nods his head. "Now
watch." was the last word the man said as he started the pudding machine, it shot a hot
pudding into the boy's face...

Boy: AHHH!!! AHHH!!! MY EYES!!!

Touya's voice: And that's how I could never see again.

[End Flashback]

Touya says, "Well?"

Kero reply: "Get out! We do not need any people who boast about their past!"

Touya walks away, mumbling, "I can't f!%#ing believe that he's very stingy with his f#!@ing
apprentices."

[Ash, Tai and Sakura's ski trip, 12:15 pm]

Ash, Tai and Sakura were dressed in ski gear...

Ash: The basic thing in skiing is that you need these sticks to fly.

Tai puts on his skis, saying, "Oh, then let me try first." Tai started skiing down the slope
and he lost his balance, sending him flying to the snow. Ash and Sakura skied to Tai...

Ash: See.

Tai's only words were, "You win."

Later, after a few skiing lessons, Tai decided to split up from Ash and Sakura...

Ash: We'll meet back at the hotel.

Tai: Alright!

As Tai left, Sakura and Ash were in a slope, when they were near some trees, a stuffed
Articuno on the tree...

Sakura: What is that?

Ash: Its a Pokemon!

Ash takes one of his ski stick and threw it at the stuffed Articuno as from the ski stick's
POV, the stick stabs the Stuffed Articuno into the "heart"...

[Splat Field, 1:42 pm]

Agumon and a bunch of Digimons were in the field playing soccer, with Agumon talking on a
mobile phone...

Agumon: Look, Tai, I do know that the fact that this rapping business would help. I mean,
Storm would appreciate it.

*Tai: I don't know. Its freezing cold and I'm trying to enjoy my ski trip.*

Agumon: Sorry.

Gomamon's voice: HEY AGUMON! Will you stop talking and start playing soccer?!

Agumon: Sorry, Gomamon! Hey, I gotta go, Tai.

Agumon switches off his mobile phone and started playing soccer, when Gabumon stops and
sees a man in a car with a video camera...

Gabumon yells out, "Hey! What is that guy doing with that video camera?"

Tentomon sees the camera and the man and started to yell out, "Its a Private Eye Dectective
spying on whether we're really injured! Agumon, you're the smartest one! What are we going to
do?"

Agumon: I do not know.

[The Road Authority Office, 2:37 pm]

Pikachu was queueing up for a number, with the usual complaint of "This is taking too long!"
Pikachu was moaning, "Why do we have to wait?" Pikachu takes a queue number 65566.

"What the?!" were only words that came out of Pikachu's mouth as he saw the queue counter
with the number at 56. Pikachu suddenly have an idea, as he tears off the 655, leaving the
number 66 on the paper as he paitently waits...

[Ash's adventure, 2:56 pm]

Ash and Sakura split up as Ash wants to look for Tai, since Tai is lost and Sakura needs to
take care of the hotel room. Ash ends up lost himself...

Ash: Man, I should have worn my snow boots! These sneakers aren't helping! Uh-oh.

Ash started to roll down the hill, and he lands in a snow cave, in front of Serena smoking
the bong with the other inner Salior Senshi...

[Kero's pudding shop, 3:01 pm]

Kero was at his usual place behind the counter, with his arms crossed, saying, "Look, the
reason why I don't want you to be my apprentice is not because you're a woman and you're a
lesbian, but because you're ugly!"

The woman's (aka. Salior Uranus from Salior Moon, Amara Ten'ou Hakura) reply: F!@k you,
you f!@#%ing B@$+@rd! I can't f!&$ing believe that you don't want me to be a f$%@ing
apprentice!

Hakura walks out of the shop, leaving Kero to remove one more person off his list...

[Splat Field, 3:09 pm]

Agumon was on his mobile phone, in a panic as he and the other Digimons were wearing arm
slings and bandages around their bodies to "fake" their injuries as they surround the PI
Detective (aka. Son Gohan).

Agumon: Tai! I need your help?

*Tai: No $#!+ considering that I've been robbed of just my clothes and I'm in my underwear
in a VERY VERY CLOD PLACE!!!!*

Agumon: Oh! What can I do?

Gabumon walks to Agumon, saying, "Agumon, this man doesn't want to talk."

Gohan: I have enough proof to put you in jail.

[Secret Bong place, 3:12 pm]

Ash was in a snow cave with Serena and the other inner Salior Senshis smoking bong...

Serena was completely stoned, saying, "Come on in! We have plenty of bong for all of us!"

Ash: Errr, no thanks.

Ash climbs out of the snow cave and runs off...

[The Road Authority Office, 3:15 pm]

Pikachu sees the number at 65.

"One more."

The number hits 66.

Pikachu stands up and walks to the counter...but bumps into the person who has the
real number 66.

Pikachu yells out, "Hey! Watch where you're going! This is my number!"

The other man yells back, "What?! I've been in this queue for 2 f#$@ing bloody long weeks!"

Pikachu: Look, I need to renew my driving licence.

The other man (lets call him James of Team Rocket) takes out a gun and yells out after a shot,
"EVERYBODY DOWN AND NO BODY GETS HURT!!" Everyone in the office all dropped to the floor...

[The Search Party, 3:21 pm]

A helicopter was flying over the snowy area...

Pilot: I'm sure that those 5 girls were here when we last got that report.

Co-pilot: Maybe someone has found them?

In the snow cave, Serena and the other inner Senshi were watching the helicopter...

Serena says, "I think they're looking for us."

Raye: No $#!+!

Lita: We can't let them find us or our crack supply!!!

Mina: Be quiet or they'll find us.

Amy lighted some crack with a match and threw the match into the crack supply...creating
an explosion much more stronger than any of Salior Mars' fire attacks...

[Outside Kero's Pudding Shop, 3:30 pm]

At the door to the shop, an old man with a turtle shell on his back was on a wheelchair (aka.
Master Roshi) was yelling, "Let me in! I want to be an apprentice!"

Kero walks to the door, opens it and takes the wheel chair and pushes Master Roshi to the
road in front of the shop. Master Roshi's only words heard were, "You'll f!@#ing regret this!"
before he gets hit by a lorry...

Kero walks to the phone and recieves a call from Agumon...

[The Seige, 3:33 pm]

Everyone was on the floor, with Pikachu next to a very psychologically distressed Madison,
with the building surruonded by the police led by Officer Jenny...

Jenny's voice from a loud speaker: Alright, let the people go!

James's reply: Let the people go? Let the people go?!

James runs to the door and shoots and the police while explaining his complete insanity as he
yaks about his 2 long weeks at the road authority building, while Pikachu was talking to the
still distressed Madison...

Pikachu: So, I'm here trying to renew a licence for me and a couple of my friends.

Madison was whispering loudly, "Stop it or we'll die."

Pikachu's mobile phone rang...

Madison: Now, we're dead! *covers her head with her arms*

James walks to Pikachu aiming his gun at Pikachu, yelling, "SHUT THE F%#@ING PHONE!!!"

Pikachu: Give me a minute. *Pikachu answers the call which is Kero on the other side of the
line* Yes?

*Kero: Pikachu! I need you to come back here quick! Agumon wants our help...*

Pikachu: Alright, (James: SHUT THE F!#$ING PHONE!!!) Kero, I'm on my way.

Pikachu hangs up and gets to his feet, making James completely agitated...

James: NOW YOU DIE!!!

Pikachu kicks the gun off James' hands and punches James in the face, kicks James in the
grion, did a kung-fu kick at James' stomach and did a Bruce Lee style punch into James'
face, knocking James out and Pikachu runs out of the building...

[Ash's adventure, 6:09 pm]

Ash was noticing the sunset as he mumbles, "What am I going to do?" as he was watching the
sunset when he saw a snowmobile, giving Ash an idea...

[One hour later, 7:09 pm]

Ash was on the snowmobile looking for Tai in the darkness of the night when Ash saw a man in
his underwear running towards Ash...

Ash: AHHH!!!!

Ash moves off very fast past Tai that Ash didn't see tai, but Tai saw Ash...

Tai: That was Ash! ASH!!! COME BACK!!!

Tai started to run off after Ash...

[The next day, at Courtroom 01, 9:30 am]

The judge was at his stand, saying, "As we could see in the video evidence, that Mr. Pikachu
is innocent as what he did was in self-defence as Mr James Starmach admitted in this
acusation."

Pikachu: Yes!

Ash was in a business suit as a defence lawyer in the Pikachu Vs. James case, as no one
notices the pieces of paper that shows the real acusation...

[Courtroom 02]

Another judge was in the room, with Sakura in a business suit next to Kero as the defendant,
with the wannabe-apprentices were on the plaintiff side...

The Judge says, "I'm afraid in this case, Mr. Kero-beros wins this case as the apprenticeship
on the sign outside Mr. Kero-Bero's shop was spelt incorrectly as it was missing a "p".

Sakura secretly removed the "p" from the sign before she showed the sign to the judge as she
taps the "p" in her pocket...

[Courtroom 03]

We see another judge in the room, with Agumon and the Digimons in bandages and one on a
wheelchair on the Defendant's side with Tai in a business suit as Agumon's lawyer and PI
Detective Gohan on the plaintiff's side...

The Judge: Since the evidence suddenly disappeared, I'm afraid that I have to throw out this
case and return the welfare benifits to Mr. Agumon and his friends...

All the Digimons yelled out, "YEAH!!!" as all of them stood up and jumped around...including
the Tentomon on the wheelchair as Tai secertly puts the evidence (aka. the tape from Gohan's
camera) into his shirt picket...

[End of fic...or is it?]

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