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The Anime Panel
Directed and written by Storm Da Elite
Co written by PikaFlash Ash/Tai

Rated PG for topics, the language used and possibally Big Brother...

Disclaimers: All characters, ideas, scenes, speeches, comercials and songs belong to their
respective owners...

*Note: These aren't true, so, don't critisise. But the part about FOX and WB are all true.*

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Host: Storm Da Elite, the Irish Pikachu (Not Ethnic anymore)
Ash Ketchum
Taichi Kamiya
Misty Waters
Sakura Avalon

Guests:
The winner of Pokemon Big Brother, Brock Harrison

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Ash, Storm, Tai, Misty and Sakura were at a table in that order from left to right...

Tai: Welcome to the Anime Panel, where all we just do is talk nonsense.

Storm: *Irish accent* Could you just mind switching with me?

Tai: Oh, sorry, Storm.

Ash was on camera...

Ash: I don't think the audience would be intrested in people switching places.

*Tai and Storm changed places as the auidence laughed...*

Storm: After a pathetic attempt for Tai to replace me, I decided to say that the host for
this episode is me. The last host got into trouble with the floor manager as he wanted her to
lift up here. *gives an impression of taking off a shirt upwards* Anyway, our panalists for
tonight are, Ash Ketchum and Misty Waters from Pokemon, Sakura Avalon from Cardcaptor
Sakura and Taichi Kamiya from the Taichi Pogram.

*The audience applauses* r

Tai: Hi. Anyway, let's start. Above is the missing 'r' from the word 'Program'. We put the r
there because my show is called "The Taichi Pogram". I did that to avoid any confusement and
controversy.

*The Audience laughed*

Storm: Anyway, speaking of controversy, lets talk about the show, "The Weakest Link".

Misty: Oh, its that show, that is like "Who wants to be a millionare", only with a controvesal
catch phrase, "You are the weakest link, Goodbye".

Ash: Yeah, its pretty controversal that its banned from schools.

Sakura: Catch phrases sometimes will cause such things...like Tai's "Say Hi to your mom for
me".

Tai: Yeah, and thanks to me, I was able to find some footage from the Weakest Link with the
most evil link of the game...

*Courtesy of Tai Enterprises*

Sabrina: Matt, why Serena?

Matt: She took my parking spot.

Sabrina: What kind of reason is that?

Matt: Maybe because she got into my way earlier and she wasted all our money here.

Sabrina: Hmmmm...pretty irrevelant reason.

Tai walks in to the stage...

Tai: Hey Sabrina.

Sabrina: Tai! How many times do I have to tell you, get out.

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Tai: See.

Sakura: Well, maybe its just a funny excuse. But there's also Big Brother...

Ash: You're right, sometimes it does point out the catchphrases are dangerous and addictive,
including things like "Gotta catch em' all".

Tai: Haven't you noticed that people like Cheez TV buggered us and although most of us may not
have met the hosts of Cheez TV, Pokemon fans consider them as dickheads!

Sakura: What do you mean? I have met them and I consider them nice guys.

Ash: Hey, if you ever have reruns, better reconsider your opinion.

Storm: By the way, recently, a few Pokemon have been disqualified for the brisk walk event in
some events ever since that fateful run during the Pokemon Olympics in Kanto...

Ash: My comment is that they must never let both feet off the ground. Tai. Show them how you
brisk walk...

Tai gets on the table...and "walks" on it, picking up one foot at a time...

Ash: See! SO IF THOSE POKEMON DON'T BUTCH UP ON THEIR BRISKING WALKING! GIVE UP TRAINING FOR
THE 2004 POKEMON OLYMPICS!!

Misty: Well, you could suppose that we must compare Cheez TV with the Teletubbies...

Tai: Yeah, espically with Vegeta considered as one.

Storm: Ok, after the break, we'll interview the winner of Pokemon Big Brother, Brock Harrison.

*Comercial Break*

As Tai leaves the Monster Food Shop, he sees a man stealing food from Tai's car...

Tai: HEY!!!! COME BACK WITH MY STUFF!!!!

Tai gave chase for a distance and threw the empty food bag on the floor, swearing out very
loudly...and then Tai walks back to his car...

Narrator: Monster Food Shop is coming back soon!!!

*End Comercial Break*

The cast of 5 were at the table with Brock sitting next to Storm...

Storm: Welcome back to the Anime Panel. Tonight's first guest is the winner from Pokemon Big
Brother, whom Tai had interviewed before...we are proud to help him through each eviction,
he's Brock Harrison!

Brock: Thank you.

Tai: So Brock, how's life since the last interview?

Brock: Still the same. I've been partying since it was...well...the end of Pokemon Big
Brother.

Sakura: So, Brock, I heard that you wanted to become a Pokemon Breeder, right?

Brock: That's right.

Ash: Anyway, so, what's it like winning the 25 grand?

Brock: Well...exciting actually. I mean, I survived being in the house for 3 months...

Sakura: Well, we've got some strange footage while you were still at the house last week and
this you must see...

*Footage: Kanto League*

A Pokemon was injured, while lying on its back and a Nurse Joy in a track suit ran into the
field, but she accidently slide on the ground, kicking the Pokemon in the stomach...

*End Footage*

Sakura: Now, what do you think?

Brock: I call it an accident...a very lucky accident for that Pokemon.

Storm: Anyway, we pretty much want to have you comment on this...you see, we have recieved a
letter from Pallet Town in Kanto named Nappy hair who says that he wants Ash to sing the
English opening Theme of Cardcaptor Sakura.

Ash: What!? I think that's worst than doing the sqweaky moonwalk...

Storm: He also say that you must also do the sqweaky moonwalk...

Ash: AHHH!!! Ok, I'll do the sqweaky moonwalk first...

Brock: This I gotta see...

Ash stnads from his chair, gets in front of the camera and does the moonwalk, making sqweaky
sounds...

Ash: Ok, I did the sqweaky moonwalk...GARY!!!

Storm: Calm down, Ash, we're on heard and seen on both TV and radio.

Ash: What?!

Storm: Meaning that's why Gary wanted you to do the sqweaky moonwalk and the song. Anyway,
we would like to thank Brock Harrison from Pokemon Big Brother to join us. And now, is Ash
singing the Cardcaptor Sakura theme in English...

Ash: I'll sing it in one condition...if Sakura and Tai join in.

Sakura: Sure.

Tai: Hey,

*Song Starts after the gang leaves the panel leaving only Ash, Sakura and Tai*

The trio was on stage with the band in the background play the first few tunes of the song...

Sakura: I'm Sakura, just a girl like,
Ash: Now I know that, I found a magic book,
Tai: Cause its mystic, I know its magic.
Sakura: And I can see just what's in the cards.
Ash/Tai: I know (I know), its true (Its true).
Sakura: Its me and Li, we're gonna fight for you,
Ash: We'll find the cards, catch them now,
Tai: Be in charge, hold it our way... (Sakura: Watch me fly)

Ash/Tai/Sakura: So now catch me catch you catch me Cardcaptors
Ash: Don't be afraid what's in the cards
Sakura: Can you catch me catch you catch me Cardcaptors?
Tai: Open the doors and never run away,
Ash: Cause you can't be afraid of the cards...
Sakura/Ash/Tai: Think Cardcaptors...

*Comercial Break*

*Tai Ads*

Tai's voice: Want to get the latest music from the Digi-World? Well, you have just got to the
right place. As now we are selling the latest Music CD known as Tai's people, with singers
like:

Matt: The Teenage Wolf...

Mimi: Princess Karoke...

Tai: (featuring Pokemon's Ash) That's life...

Mimi: How to be a Digi-Crat?...

Sora: How to mimic Mimi...

Tai, Kari and Matt: Satuarday Morning Tai...

Tai's voice: These songs out now at any Digi-World Music shop...

*End Comercial Break*

Back at the Panel, Ash, Misty, Storm, Sakura and Tai were sitting on their chairs...

Ash: Welcome back to the Anime Panel. Earlier, after a few death threats and suicide notes,
we decide to now talk about something else. Anyway, recently, Yamato Ishida was featured in
the Taichi Pogram and he took offence because of a certain scene in the episode, right Tai?

Tai: That's right. All because of this scene...

*Scene*

Tai: Now, I would like to welcome Matt, the teenage wolf.

Matt: Err...Tai, there's only one of me.

*End Scene*

Sakura: How many Matts were there?

Tai: One. But I did say Teenage wolf.

Ash: Whatever, the most important thing is that we got the things we need.

Storm: Recently, I had a plan to invade the show Cheez TV...

Misty: Why?

Storm: Firstly, Digimon has finished...

Ash: And?

Storm: Then, there's no more episodes of Dragon Ball Z...

Tai: And...

Storm: They started to show the old episodes of Pokemon.

Sakura: Anyway, I may not be good in the English language, but I did have a talk with the
people at Nelvana...thanks to Ash. You'll get the idea as soon as you hear Ash's first idea.

*Footage*

Inside the main Nelvana Studios...

Ash: Ok, Nelvana, can I suggest some new shows for you to produce?

Head of Nelvana: Sure.

Ash: I suggest we shoud do extreme survivor, where...

*End footage*

Storm: Ok, I think I got the idea.

Ash: What do you suppose?

Misty: Well, it was kinda nice to suggest Nelvana to do some reality programs.

Sakura: I know. Ash suggested too many pointless programs that they want him out of the
office.

Tai: Don't tell me he also suggested "Kiddie Survivor".

Sakura: I'm afraid he did.

Tai: Why Ash? Why? Why that suggestion? That one is an almost complete rip off of Digimon.

Ash: I wanted to get Nelvana sued.

Sakura: See his point.

Storm: Whatever. Anyway, now, recently, the movie Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, was a
pretty decent movie in its graphics, but has a poor storyline.

Ash: You see, when Square made this movie, they took all their time just to make the good
graphics but we have ended up with the poor storyline where most of the main characters die.
Espically Aki's "Boyfriend".

Misty: But did you notice Aki's full name for the movie, Aki Ross? It almost sound like
Akira, only making up the Ross in the name and removing the ra in Akira.

Storm: Its pretty runny in nature, with Square's storyline.

Sakura: But we should consider that we could give it 4 Ash caps out of 5 for the graphics...

Ash: And only a half of an Ash cap for its story.

Storm: Now its the end of the show...and I'm afraid we'll have to end this for now. So see
you next time as we have Brock on stage with Ash and Misty to sing "Two perfect girls" from
the Totally Pokemon soundtrack.

*The auidence cheered as Ash and Misty picked up their instruments and sat next to Brock.*

Song starts as Ash and Misty plays the Saxaphone and Keyboard and Brock takes a Guitar...

Brock: A one woman man's what I want to be
Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could but it's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me (HA HA HA!!! Alright!!!)

*Brock starts singing*
Jenny, oh Jenny
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman's man's what I want to be
But there's two perfect girls for me (Oh yeah!!!)

*Background shows Brock's attampts with Jenny in the TV series*
Officer Jenny, oh can't you see
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Oh Jenny, if loving you is a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time
My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head over heels (Ash/Misty: He's head over heels!)
I'm head over heels
For a nurse named Joy

*Back on the stage*
Brock: Jenny, oh Jenny (Ash/Misty: Jenny, Joy, Jenny Joy, etc.)
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman's man's what I want to be
But there's two perfect girls for me (Brock: Alright!!!)

*Background show's Brock attempts for Joy*
Brock: Nurse Joy
Won't you please cure me
Of this bad disease
Joy, the diagonosis is bleak
When I see your face
My knees get weak
I'm burning up, I got a fever
She's my perfect nurse
And I'll never leave her
Her bedside manner has
Healed so many
So why I'm so in love (Ash/Misty: Why's he's so in love!!!)
With Officer Jenny

*Back on the stage*
Brock: Jenny, oh Jenny (Ash/Misty: Jenny, Joy, Jenny Joy, etc.)
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman's man's what I want to be
But there's two perfect girls for me (Brock: HAHAHAHA!!!)

*(Brock: Alright! Swing it!)Ash and Misty does the musical intermission (Brock: Ahh, Jenny)*

Brock: A one woman's man's what I want to be
But there's two perfect girls for meeee...

I've tried and I've tried
And I've searched way deep inside
From these two I won't choose
I can' stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that
I'm gonna lose

This can't go on - enough is enough
I've got to pick one - no matter
How tough
It's tme for enny, meeny, miny, mo
Wait a second! (Ash/Misty: Wait a second!)
Wait a second! (Ash/Misty: I'm gonna wait a second)

*Brock stops*

Brock: I need a drink...*Drinks a glass of water*...

*Brock continues*

Brock: - What's her name
I just gotta know!!

Brock: Jenny, oh Jenny (Ash/Misty: Jenny, Joy, Jenny Joy, etc.)
Joy, oh Joy
A one woman's man's what I want to be
But there's one - no two - no three
Four, five, six seven, so many

Ash/Misty/Brock: Perfect girls for me...

Brock: Alright!!!

*Song ends as the auidence cheered.*

*End of The Anime Panel*