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Li and Sakura were playing Wizards Chess at a park chess table.

Li: Knight to E4!

Sakura: King to F6!

Li: Pawn to C4!

Sakura: Queen to G7!

After a few commands, Sakura and Li looked at the board.

Sakura: That looks good.

Li: I agree.

All the white and black chess pieces were placed together on the middle of the chess board.

Sakura: Shall we go again?

Li: Yeah, but this time, I'll take white.

Sakura and Li picked up the pieces.

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The Glass House: Episode 5

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and other goods belong to their
respective owners.

* indicates end of sketch

~ indicates end of scene of sketch

Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi, Cody Hida,
Eriol Hiragizawa, Sora Takenouchi, Misty Waters, Li Syaoran and Kero-Beros of Kero's corner.

Tai note: we have decide to shorten the series episodes, considering the fact that the
longer we take in an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode.
~

Tai was seen drinking water from a glass with a flower in it.

Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...

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Voice-over: And here he is now! The man responsible for many unpaid fines in the Daidouji
Corporation, Tim Kakami! Please leave and respect our neighbours!

Tai enters the backstage and sees Izzy balancing on a unicycle. Tai looked down to see
the unicycle is drilled to the floor. Tai angrilly walks into the studio.

Tai walks into the studio and sat at his usual seat and picks up a a beaker and drinks the
water in it. After a few seconds, Tai has hair growing on his face...

Tai: Welcome, you're reading The Glass House, a fanfic made just for your entertainment. Or
maybe you are one of those sercurity programs that blocks out the story because of its
content. Never mind. As you can see, the world is round and some people are inconsiderate
considering that I have instantly grown hair and many people who don't have hair on their
heads are complaining that the techniques they had don't work. Plus, I have better things
to do so in fact, I'm leaving for the toilet. But before I was rudely interupted, let's
just say that we're going to say that the day of the week is...

*Wednesday*

Tai shaved the extra hair off his face...

Tai: And on to the next segment.

*

An eerie music is played as a shadow was seen in front of a car headlights.

*Narrator: Aliens, strange creatures that came from outer space. They may be walking among us
or being with us. As "The Thing from Outer Space!"*

The car stops in front of the shadow. And Tai opened the window.

Tai: Where're you going?

Shadow: To town.

Tai: Same here. Want to get a ride?

The shadow entered the car and was sitting next to Tai. Tai raised his hand.

Tai: I'm Tai. What's yours?

Shadow: Err, Eriol.

Tai: Ok. I'm from Japan. You?

Eriol: Somewhere.

Tai: From your accent, you must be from England, you joker.

Eriol: That's right...England.

Tai: Nice place. Great soccer players.

Eriol: Yes.

*Narrator: Who knows that such aliens exist, as "The Thing from Outer Space!"

Tai: No, he's from England.

*Narrator: Oh, sorry. "The Thing from England!"

Tai: Well, he's not a thing. He's a normal guy named Eriol.

*Narrator: Alright. "Eriol from England!"*

*~*

Ash and Misty were in the kitchen.

Misty: *whsispering* Are you sure you don't mind?

Ash: *whispering* As long as we speak like this, he can't do a thing.

Suddenly, TK with large ears and thick glasses entered the kitchen.

TK: Alright! I know that you are talking behind my back and I am not deaf.

TK walks out of the kitchen, leaving behind a confused Ash and Misty.

*V*

Li and Sakura were in the same bed.

Li: That was exciting.

Sakura: Yeah, I hope that I could replay that event again.

Li: Maybe you could.

Sakura: Well, I am ready.

Li: Well, behind that mirror is a camera.

Sakura: What?! How could you?! You know how much that will hurt me if that goes out?

Li: Don't worry. I'm not really filming.

Sakura sighed in relief.

Li: I got your cousin Madison to do the filming.

A girl appeared from behind the mirror carrying a video camera, with Li giving the thumbs up
and Sakura covering her face in embarassment.

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Ash and Misty were in the kitchen.

Ash: Now that he's gone, maybe we could do a little bit of this and that on the kitchen bench.

TK with large ears and thick glasses reentered the kitchen.

TK: That's sickening! I mean I make my food on that bench. Do your sickening thing somewhere
else, you pervs!

TK runs off.

Misty: I don't get it. I thought he left for the shops that was an hour away 30 minutes ago.
So, thought of anyone to replace him?

Ash: Yeah. But he is a bit sight impaired.

Misty shakes her head in disbelief.

*~*

TK was in a room with a black background peeling an apple.

TK: This man, he took my wife, he also took my children, plus he took my way of living and
for a short while, he took my will to live back then.

TK took another apple and started peeling.

TK: But I am back, better than ever and I promised myself that I would never forget his
name.

TK stops peeling the apple.

TK: And now I have forgotten his name, and I am really disapointed about that.

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Ash and Misty were dressed as Wizards.

Ash: So, Misty, what to you think of Harry?

Misty: Well, I mean, look at this, he's a young kid who is 11 years old in his first year at
Hogwarts and he's a Seeker for Qudditch! So why does he even need more training?!

Ash: I dunno. Its just sounds nice to be much more better that the prodigy he is.

Misty whacks Ash's wizard's had off.

Ash: Stop being childish Misty!

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Kero's Corner:

Kero was standing in front of a house with Izzy listening to heavy metal.

Kero: Kids. This one is a classic case from an extreme form of ADD. He listens to heavy metal,
doesn't listen to his parents, the school principal got sent to a mental hospital, he justs
do nothing and stand here.

~

Kero walks to a mat.

Kero: In order to control these kids, we must learn to do a bit of self-defence judo and pin
the kid until his anger is controlled. Like this.

Kero grabs Izzy's shoulder and Kero suddenly got thrown to the ground.

~

Kero got up. And Izzy was still standing defiantly.

Kero: Sometimes, extreme force is the only way.

Kero grabs Izzy's shoulder and Kero suddenly got thrown to the ground again.

~

Izzy pinned Kero down.

Kero: Let go of me!

Izzy: Not until you calm down.

Kero: This is Kero-Beros, Kero's corner, Daidouji Corporation!

*The Glass House Community Service Announcement.

Eriol walks into the set.

Eriol: Hello, I'm Eriol Hiragizawa. I'm from England and I want to set up a petition where
all Japanese must cheer for England when Japan and Korea lose their match at the World Cup.
It is important for me as it cost me 500 British Pounds just to have my costume made up for
the finals when England reaches there.

Eriol picks up the England Team's flag.

Eriol: So if there are anyone who is a master at sabotage, please, do it for England and me.
Thank you.

Eriol quickly runs out of the set.

*An edit later...*

Tai was sitting on his couch.

Tai: Well, currently Kero and I had a debate over who's going to win the World Cup. I choose
Japan, but Kero chose England. So Kero, I apologise if I splashed my drink at your face, but
I was drunk at the time and high on caffaine. Anyway, back to the main topic.

Tai faces another camera.

Tai: World Cup Craze is on and the French bombed the charts with no goals. Our correspondent
from France, Catherine is with us in the studio...

The camera faces an empty chair.

Tai: ...on the Super Tai Box, aka. my TV. And will you look back at me because the TV is not
on the other chair.

The camera faces Tai on his couch with Catherine on screen on Tai's TV.

Tai: Anyway, being stuck on my Super Tai Box, you sure still looks beautiful.

*Catherine: That is not for you to care.*

Tai: Anyway, its a pity that France got out without a single goal.

Tai takes out a banner with Japanese words with the subtitles, "Cheer for Japan to be
Number 1!".

*Catherine: Come on, Tai. I agreed to be on your show live.*

Tai: Sorry, but I never agreed to that. All I paid you for is to appear in my TV on my show.
And that is all. Catherine, you are the Weakest Link and you've been Shafted. Goodbye!

Tai pulls a lever and on the Super Tai Box, Catherine was suddenly sent down a shaft.

*Catherine: THIS WAS NEVER IN THE AGREEEEMEEEENNNNTTTT!*

*

TK walks to a fridge and opened it.

TK: Borris!!

From the fridge's POV, Eriol walks to TK.

Eriol: Yes?

TK: Borris, what do you see here that doesn't belong inside?

Eriol picks up a shoe.

Eriol: My shoe.

TK: Yes, Borris. That doesn't belong there. But something else doesn't belong there.

*Beep!* A low battery sign was seen on the camera.

Eriol: Madison's video camera?

TK: That's right. Take it out!

TK takes an apple and walks off. As Eriol was about to take the video camera, he sees a book
on the top shelf. Then Eriol took his glasses from the bottom shelf and put them on.

Eriol: Hahaha! When will you ever learn, Ash?

Eriol closes the fridge door and left the video camera in the darkness.

*Driving School Dropout: Part 1*

In a peaceful town of Madaida, there was a driving school.

(PS. we combined Masara, Odaiba and Tomoeda)

In the main office, Ash was tallying up some numbers on a whiteboard of passes of students
where Sakura gets 29 and Tai gets 29. The last one was just Ash with 18 passes.

Ash: Alright, what I do know is that Sakura has 29 students that passed the driving exam
while Tai too has 29 passes. To make it more competative, the Chairman of the board of
Executives have decided to offer an all expenses paid trip to Fiji. Which includes
accomidation, meals and travel fares.

Ash took out a poster which say "Win a trip to Fiji".

Tai: Any catch, Ash?

Ash: Yeah, the catch is that the first one who reaches 30 passes will win the free trip. So,
Tai, you're going to get door number 1.

Tai: What's behind door number 1?

Ash: Behind door number 1 is Misty Waters, where she passed the theory test. So, she's with
you, Tai. Sakura, you get door number 2.

Sakura: And?

Ash: And behind door number 2 is Izzy Izumi, a problematic student where she went to 70
diffrent driving schools and never passed once. Some said that his last instructor was sent
to a mental institution.

Sakura: Why don't I get number 1?

Ash: And I get door number 3, which has a young man named Eriol Hiragizawa, who is now taking
the theory test.

~Misty's test~

Misty was driving as Tai and Cody were in the seat behind.

Tai: Stop the car.

The car stopped. Tai handed Cody some money.

Tai: Bet some for me at the races.

Cody left the car.

Misty: Wouldn't that be bribery?

Tai: If he wins.

~Izzy's test~

Izzy was at the wheel with Sakura sitting in the front passenger seat and Li in the back seat.

Misty: Ok, so try clock-wise.

Izzy turned the key clockwise and the car started up.

Misty: That's a good start considering that we're still haven't left the parking space yet.

~Eriol's test~

Ash was standing next to Eriol staring at the eye chart.

Eriol: A, E, P, O, E.

Ash: I see. So, could you move back a bit to the line?

Eriol looked down to see his feet close to the wall which the eye chart was hanging on.

*End of Part 1*

A plate of Pork Chops is seen on a turntable.

*Tai's voice: Bloody Pork Chops - Things that you put over a bloody fire.*

*~*

Ash was seen on a bed with Tai watching TV. Then Misty entered the room in a bathrobe.

Misty: Oh my god!

Ash: Its not what you think, Misty!

Misty left the room.

Ash: Strange girl.

Ash and Tai continued watching TV.

*v*

From the microwave's POV, TK enters the kitchen and took a container from the fridge and walks
to the microwave. As TK opens the microwave, TK stares at the video camera.

TK: Borris!

*

Tai was in a shoe shop with Eriol who gives Tai a pair of running shoes for Tai to wear.

Eriol: You want to give it a test run?

Tai puts on the shoes and ties up the laces.

Tai: Yep.

Tai got up and ran out of the shop.

Eriol: Hey! Come back here!

Eriol chased Tai and Tai ran off towards a corner while Eriol looks around for any sercurity
guards. Suddenly, Tai started running back to Eriol.

Tai: These shoes are tight around the sides. Can I try another size?

Eriol Sure.

Tai and Eriol entered the shop.

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Ash was on the bed in a pillow fight with Tai, then Misty entered the room.

Misty: Oh my god!

Ash accidently threw a pillow at Misty and Misty dodged it.

Ash: Its not what you think!

Tai: Actually, it is.

Ash: What is?

Tai: Pillow fighting like a couple of girls.

Ash: Oh what?!

Ash whacks Tai on the head with the pillow as Misty runs out of the room.

*~*

Back at the studio, Tai was on stage with a picture of Tai facing his back to the camera.

Tai: And now its time for the game show segment. And tonights guest is Jun Motomiya.

Jun enters the studio.

Tai: Welcome to the show. Jun. Now we're going to play this game called autopsym where you
are suppose to find the watch in a dead body, brought here with a written permission from
doctors and family members.

Jun nods as Izzy pushes in a body on a cart.

Tai: You have a minute and your time starts now.

Jun opens up the dead body as she searches it for the watch. She pulled out the intestines,
the liver, then the stomach.

Tai: You have 30 seconds remaining! Try the heart.

Jun pulls the heart out and finds that the watch is not there. Then she checks checks the
mouth. No watch. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1...

Tai: Time's up! Oh, you didn't find the watch. The watch is actually in my pocket.

Tai took a watch out of his pocket.

Tai: Too bad. Anyway, you've got a $1 gift voucher to any Warner Brothers store as a
consolation prize. And thank Jun Motomiya and this body that wants to remain annonymous.

Jun walks out of the studio as some of the crew pushes the ripped apart body away.

*Taichi's Blue Clay Guy Episode 3: Break Dance Fighting*

The blue clay guy was break danced for a while as a red clay guy watches. As The blue clay
guy walks to the stands. The red clay guy started break dancing like an expert. After a
few seconds, the red clay guy walks back to his seat. Then the Blue Clay guy walks to the
dance floor and pooped. As the Blue Clay guy walks away, the poop instantly appeared on the
Red Clay Guy's head.

Credits:

Maker of Blue Clay: Taichi Yagami

*The End*

A pair of tongs is seen on a turntable.

*Tai's voice: Bloody Tongs - Things you use to pick up bloody hot stuff.*

*

An angry Tai was at an insurance office.

Tai *Irish accent*: Can't you see that I have been waiting here for an hour?! I want my form
to be checked ASAP!

Izzy: Alright.

Izzy got off his chair and took a pair of clutches and started walking slowly towards the
room 30 feet down the office. Tai notices this and leaves the office, walks down some stairs
and sat behind some boxes waiting for his form.

*

TK pulls up the toilet bowl seat cover and was about to unzip when he sees Madison's video
camera facing him from below.

TK: Borris!

TK waited around as he waits for Eriol as he pulls up his zip.

*

Sora and Misty were walking down the street talking on their mobile phones simultaneously.

Sora: The point is that that worker must draw the scale correctly if we want to get the...
Misty: We could have the fact that those charts can easily make us money at the right time...

Sora/Misty *simultaneously*: ...giving us the right time to make money. Anyway, goodbye.

Both Sora and Misty kept their mobile phones.

Sora: Anyway, I met this guy who was sooo cool and he is part of a band and I get front
row tickets!
Misty: Anyway, this is sure to make me rich if I get this thing to work properly and have
to be sure that its perfect.

Misty and Sora's phones rang.

Misty/Sora *simultaneously*: Hello, this is Misty/Sora speaking!

Misty and Sora continued walking.

*Driving School Droppout: Final Part*

~Izzy's test~

Sakura was with Izzy and Li was still in the back seat with the car stationary again.

Sakura: Ok, why not move if there are no pedestrains?

Izzy's car was in front of a zebra crossing with a few impaitent cars waiting behind.

~Misty's test~

Outside the driving school, Misty was cleaning Tai's car.

Misty: What does cleaning your car has got to do with my licence?

Tai: Because in order to be a good driver, you must treat your car like a king.

Cody walks in.

Cody: When you finish Tai's car, wash mine too.

Misty: No! I am not wanting to wash someone's car just for a pass on my licence!

Cody: Well, I am afraid that your not going to get a licence after this.

Misty: Alright, I'll clean your car too then.

Suddenly, Sakura's car returned after being covered in mud, bushes and a stop sign.

~Eriol's test~

Ash was with Eriol at the eye test chart.

Ash: Ok, cover your left eye with one of your hands and read this.

Ash pointed to the top row as Eriol covered his right eye.

Eriol: Pig.

Ash: Good. Now your other eye.

Eriol covers both eyes.

Ash: Now read this.

Ash points onto the second row and sees Eriol covering both his eyes.

Eriol: Its too dark, but I can still see Pig.

Ash: That's it. Give me your licence.

Eriol hands Ash a white card.

Ash: This is a biscuit!

Eriol walks out of the room at a fast pace with Ash following.

At the carpark, Eriol was walking down the stairs with Ash chasing. As Eriol enters his car.

Ash: Don't drive off!

Eriol backed the car out too far as the car hits Tai.

~

Tai was on the ground with the group looking at at the damage.

Ash: Someone has to take Tai to the hospital.

Sakura: Alright, Izzy, you do it.

Tai: What?!

Ash and Sakura carried Tai to a car.

Sakura: Remember, Clockwise!

Tai: NOOO!!

Izzy started up the car and drove off. Sakura looks at Misty.

Sakura: Ready for your test?

Misty: Sure.

Sakura and Misty walks away.

*End of Final Part*

A spatula is seen on a turntable.

*Tai's voice: Bloody Spatulas - Bloody pancakes don't stand a bloody chance.*

*

The gang were in a hall dressed as cowboys, sitting around doing nothing. Li and TK were
walking around carrying violins when they saw Ash and Tai walking into the hall carrying a
block of hay.

Eriol *western accent*: Looks like we got ourselves a holedown!

Everybody: YEEEE HAAAWW!

The whole gang were dancing to the western music played by Li and TK. As the music kept on
going, Kero entered the hall and pulled away the block of hay, stopping the music. As Kero
left, the whole gang sat back down and some decided to chew on a bit of hay as they
sat around.

*

Eriol was on the hospital bed with his body connected to a heart monitor when suddenly, the
heart beat started going faster and at that moment, Ash runs in and started dancing like a
rap artiste and started playing with the heart machine and pulled around Eriol's life
supporting tube and Ash continued dancing to the beeping sounds.

*~*

Ash and Sora were walking down towards each other on the street and both stopped.

Ash: Hi Sora.

Sora: Hi Ash.

Both Ash and Sora were silent. Suddenly, Tai walks in wearing his lab coat.

Tai: Talking to a friend can be a very hard thing. That is why you must always know what to
say before speaking to your friend.

Ash, Tai and Sora were looking around doing nothing. After a few seconds, nothing happened.

*v*

Sakura was at the side of a hospital bed with Eriol lying on it.

Sakura: Father, why is it that you must die?

Eriol: Its life, its just like that. Its just fate.

Suddenly, Tai walks in dressed as a doctor and covers Eriol's face with the bedsheet.

Tai: He's gone now, Sakura.

Sakura: But he's still alive.

Tai: Sorry.

Eriol pulls the cover down.

Eriol: Sakura, if you ever see your brother, tell him that I'm sorry for what I done.

Sakura: I'll do it.

Tai walks to Eriol and covers his eyes.

Sakura: What are you doing?!

Tai: He's dead. Can't you see?

Sakura: Are you alive, dad?

Eriol: Yes.

Sakura: See!

Tai: Sorry.

Eriol: Well, its time for me to go, Sakura. Good bye.

Eriol closes his eyes.

Sakura: Dad? Dad? NOOOOO!!!!

Tai: Shhhh!

Sakura looks at Tai.

Tai: Be quiet. You might wake him up.

*

In the studio, Tai was on his couch looking at a fly flying around him. Then, like a frog, he
catch the fly and ate it.

Tai: Welcome back. Its now time for the end of the show and a quick reminder that this weekend
is Disease Week, where people are catching various diseases for charity. So, if someone
comes knocking at your door, don't hesitate to give them the disease, no matter how minor it
is. And now you have come to the end of the show. Well, sort of. But anyway, thank you for
watching. Good night.

*Credits:*

Thanks to the cast:

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Sketches: Ash Ketchum

Make up: Sakura Avalon

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

*

Tai was sitting at a desk facing the street in broad daylight holding a pen with his lip
and nose, as he decides to play around in his boredom as he stapled a piece of paper and
tried to make a face, but threw the paper away. Then he decides to take out a water gun and
fire squirts of water around the room and then he decides to talk through the intercom.

Tai: Ok, bring her in.

As Tai walks to the door, he puts on a white coat and with the help of the nurse, Tai brought
in a bleeding Jun to the desk.

Nurse: Jun Motomiya, Doctor.

Tai: Welcome Ms. Motomiya.

*

As Sora and Misty were checking on their work in a park near a fountain, Misty's phone
started ringing. As Misty was about to pick up her phone, Ash dressed as a rap artiste runs
in and started dancing while blowing a whistle as he continued jumping around on the ground.

*^*

Back to the middle of the street, Tai, Sora and Ash were still standing on the street
doing nothing.

*~*

*End of fic*