Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction ❯ The Glass House ❯ Chapter 6

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Tai was sitting at his desk.

Tai: While having limited time before the opening titles and with this as the final episode,
we have decided to give the news within 15 sceonds.

A picture of Goku's house.

Tai: Goverment plans nothing.

A picture of President Ken.

Tai: Ken is still alive and well.

A picture of Senator Jun.

Tai: Rogue Senator Jun has purchased a legal dimension gun.

A picture of Senator Mimi.

Tai: And Senator Mimi has dissapeared off this dimension. And the rest of the show will be
filled with Sports and Lifestyle.

*

The Glass House: Episode 6: The Finale

By PikaFlash

Disclaimers: As usual, all characters, scenes, songs, ideas and famous speeches belong to
their respective owners.

* indicates end of sketch

~ indicates end of scene of sketch

Starring: Taichi Yagami, Ash Ketchum, Sakura Avalon, Izzy Izumi, TK Takaishi, Cody Hida,
Eriol Hiragizawa, Sora Takenouchi, Misty Waters, Li Syaoran and Kero-Beros of Kero's corner.

Tai note: We have decide to cut the series, considering the fact that the longer we take in
an episode, the longer it takes for someone to wait for the next episode. Besides, to finish
off the series, we will call this a finale special, agreed?

~

Opening Theme: TK is seen jumping off a diving board, Sakura is seen kicking a large chess
piece, Tai was seen on the TV trying to climb a giant beanstalk, as it moves to see Sora
dressed as Tai interviewing Tai dressed as Sora. Izzy is seen driving a farm tractor on two
wheels, Kero is sitting in his Kero's corner chair looking at the camera. Then a piece of
paper is seen flying and the camera faces Tai with a Super Saiyan hair style. Izzy jumps out
of a potted plant as a pizza pan was pulled away at fast speed Then Tai is seen sitting on
his comfy chair on a TV screen, with the camera facing Tai and Ash on stage with a vase on a
table, followed by a TV falling on the vase, breaking it. Then Sora is seen serving the tennis
ball three times, followed by a box of clothes detergent. Followed by Sora serving the tennis
ball three times again, only to be followed with a box with the words soap on the outside. A
car-testing car crashes into a wall. Sora is seen cleaning some speakers. Tai hits the floor
with a hammer, Taichi's blue clay guy is seen smoking a cigar, Izzy's face is then seen on a
TV screen with the words FOX news in the background, President Ken is seen doing an early
morning jog on TV. Tai was seen dancing on TV, as the camera moves to Tai sitting on his
couch interviewing a ghost. Sora is seen using a large vaccum cleaner pulling a large
ball inside, followed by Tai walking in the beach, knocking over a kid's sandcastle.
Then from a camera, Tai walks through the door into the studio...

*

Voice-over: The one who assumes to be a self-confessed Super-Hero, Tuichi Yammy.

Tai enters the backstage carrying a birdcage and hands it to Izzy. As Izzy placed the birdcage
onto the floor, Izzy took out a gun and shoot the bird.

Tai walks into the studio and sat at his usual seat and picks up a glass of water with a
flower in it.

Tai: Welcome, this is the final episode of the Glass House. In case you haven't notice, this
six-parter series came with a free can coke for the first reader, which of course, is now
mine. Well, some people never change, but the Daidouji Corporation has changed for the better.

Tai faces another camera.

Tai: As it is the final and last episode, in order to finish off the series, I'm going
to evict myself off the episode, leaving behind three intruders to say goodbye to the show.
As you may or may not know. Last time, we asked you, the reader, to vote for three people for
this episode. We didn't tell anyone that this was our final episode, but here's a recap:

~Recap:~
Tai: Now next time on the Glass House, I am going to evict myself from the final scene of the
episode and let someone else, aka. "intruder" say goodbye while I am evicted to prepare to
sing on stage. Now, before you can vote, you'll have to see who to vote for. Ok, now, here
are the three "intruders" to vote for:

1. This one has an attitude, but has a kind heart. He is the Cardcaptor's brother, Tori Avalon!
2. She is the girl with a puppet that she talks to. This one is Jeri from Digimon Tamers!
3. And finally, the man who comes in the moonlight with a red rose. Darien from Salior Moon!

Tai: To vote, just review the fic before the 30th of July.
~End recap~

Tai: Anyway, later, we'll cross to our three intruders later on at the secret bar at the back
of the studio, or as Eriol and I as soccer fans call it, "Bartezlet".

~Super Tai Box~

At the "Bartezlet", Tori, Jeri and Darien were sitting at the bar, drinking.

*Tai: They do now know, but they're being watched by us as one of them will be the one voted
to host the final part of the show before I sing.*

~

Tai took a cue card and tossed it to a crewmember.

Tai: Now, back to the episode. It is said that in a polite society, one musn't mention
Religion or Politics. Well, this tough customer has included our missing dustbin that has
suddenly appeared in the Middle East, Anti-Pokemon Groups, Soccer and Harry Potter. So, to
kick off the final episode, we have decided to add in Illegal Mexicans. For example, this one.

*

At a Mexican Bar, Li was sitting at the bar when Ash walks in.

Ash: Do you know El Lito?

Li: No.

Ash takes out a silver coin and hands it to Li.

Li: I may have or may not have known him.

Ash takes out a toy car.

Ash: Its a special limited edition.

Ash gives the toy car to Li.

Li: I do not know where El Lito is.

Ash takes out a corn on a cob. As Li tries to take it, Ash refuses to give the cob.

Li: He's right over on you left.

Ash gives the corn to Li and faces Kero.

Ash: Amigo, you El Lito?

Kero: Yes.

Ash: I'm looking for your owner?

Kero: I may have or may not have known him.

Ash takes out a corn on a cob and Kero takes it.

Kero: My owner's right next to you.

Ash looks at Li.

Li: I am El Lito, Amigo.

Ash took out a corn on a cob.

Ash: Well, lets celebrate, hombre!

Ash, Li and Kero started eating their corn.

*

The Glass House Classifieds:

A single woman looking for:
a singer with blonde hair who plays a harmonica
and hides from her.
Has own seat.

Call Jun.

*

Tai was at his desk.

Tai: Welcome back to Lai Tive! Aik! My tounge slipped. Anyway. Its time to launch the Super
Tai Box Music Video Request. A thing that hasn't been seen since Tai Live. And the next song
that we are going to play is "Can't get you outta my head"
by Kylie Minogue!

~Music Video~

Tai was dressed in just pieces of cloth covering parts of the body that can't be seen on
camera with Ash, Sakura and some dancers were dancing in the background.

*Narrator: La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la*

Tai: I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about

Ash was playing with a yellow tape.

*Narrator: La la la
La la la la la*

Sakura continues dancing.

Tai: I just can't get you out of my head
Boy your loving is all I think about
I just can't get you out of my head
Boy it's more than I dare to think about

Tai gets closer to the camera.

Tai: Every night
Every day
Just to be there in your arms

Ash got tied up in the long tape.

*Narrator: La la la
La la la la la
La la la
La la la la la*

Tai was getting even closer to the camera.

Tai: Won't you stay
Won't you lay
Stay forever and ever and ever and ever

The music stopped.

~End Music video~

Tai: Alright.

Tai took out his mobile phone.

Tai: Make a note. Cut this segment out before it comes to air.

Tai hangs up.

*

Kero's Corner:

Kero was outside a large mansion carrying a card saying "Help me!"

Kero: Hi, I'm Keroberos from Kero's Corner. Recently, the boss inagurated or started,
whichever word you know, a show where a man sends out three "angels" to help people in need.
Well, I'm one of those people as I'm standing outside Tomoyo's house to send her "angels".

One of Tomoyo's bodyguards was behind Kero.

Bodyguard: Excuse me, but the boss has called you.

Kero: Is she going to help me in need? Keroberos from Kero's Corner, the Daidouji Corporation.

Kero was led away.

*

The Glass House Ads:

Senator Mimi was looking around as Senator Jun was standing next to her.

*Narrator: When the whole world hates you, there's only one person that loves you.*

President Ken was standing in a press confrence.

*Narrator: Ken Ichijouji, you friend. Whenever he dotes on you, competes against you or
gets voted agaisnt you, you can always count on the only person who loves you when everyone
hates you. Ken Ichijouji, your friend.*

*

In the "Bartezlet" Pub, Eriol walks to a bell and rings it.

Eriol: Happy Hour is going to end soon!

As Eriol walks to the back of the bar, Tai, dressed as a boxer, punches Eriol in the face
with one of the boxing gloves.

*

Tai was being pressurised by Sora.

Tai: I can't say anything!

Sora: Come on, your opinion counts!

Tai: But Sora, I don't know things like this! Let me go!

Sora was standing next to a dressing room holding a dress.

Sora: Come on, Tai. Just one more?

*

Tai was walking around an alleyway carrying his metal detector. Suddenly, the metal detector
started to act all crazy.

Tai: Something big is here!

Tai looks up at a sign saying, "Steelyard: Main Supplier for Anime Mechas".

*

Kero's Corner:

The camera was moving back and forth from Kero's face as he was holdhing his microphone as
heavy metal music is playing.

Kero: Stop that.

The music and camera stopped.

Kero: Thanks. Well, it is heard that WB workers have been known to be homeless after being
kicked out of their job, so to check out to see if the rumors are true, I'm at the moment
interviewing one of the workers.

Kero walks to a large container for depositing mail and knocks on the container and it opens
up to reveal Ash.

Ash: Yeah?

Kero: Hello, I'm Kero-Beros from Kero's Corner from the Daidouji Corporation.

Misty was behind Ash in the container.

Misty: Who was that?

Ash: Someone from the Daidouji Corporation.

Misty: Tell him that we have no space inside.

Kero: Well then, so, how does it feel to be living inside a place like this?

Ash: Well, WB actually place these containers here for me to stay in.

Kero: I see.

A postman walks by and drops a letter into the container.

Postman: Hi Ash.

Ash: Hi, postman.

Kero: So, is it inconvinent to be living just inside this container?

Ash: Well, ask the guy in the next container. He was fired by FOX from his job there.

Kero looks at the next container to see Tai waving a white cloth at the camera.

Kero: This is Kero-Beros from Kero's Corner, the Daidouji Corporation.

*The Adventures of Ash, Tai and Sakura: Part 1*

Tai and Sakura were standing at a truck.

Sakura: Are you sure Ash will be here on time.

Tai: Well, I specifically told him to come at 0900 hours Army time.

Sakura: Alright then.

~900 hours later~

Ash walks to Tai.

Ash: Well, I'm on time.

Tai: Why do you mock me?

Ash: I mean, this Army time is sure is fun.

Inside the building, Ash was putting on an army camoflague outfit when Tai walks to Ash.

Tai: If you don't hurry, we'll lose on the battlefield.

Ash: Aw, come on, Tai. Its paintball.

Tai: Its not just paintball, its the game. Its pride, its glory and its fun!

Sakura: What do you want?

Tai: A burger and fries.

~

An Agumon wearing army uniform was standing in front of Ash, Tai and Sakura.

Agumon: Alright, soldiers, we are going to be in paintball. We are going to put an "e" in
paintball!

Ash: But sir, there's no "e" in paintball.

Agumon: Are you being smart with me, soldier?

Ash: No.

Agumon: Well, then, anyway, we would like to also add a fact that we are also going to
add a "y" into Paintball.

Ash: YMCA!

Agumon: Are you trying to be a comedian?

Ash: Well, we three are comedians, aren't we?

Tai and Sakura were behind Agumon.

Tai: I don't know what you're talking about?

Agumon: Drop down and give me 20!

~

Ash was having trouble in his push ups.

Tai: Sakura, do u want him on your team?

Sakura: Definetely not.

Tai: Right.

Ash pushed humself up.

Ash: 2 push ups!

~

Ash, Tai and Sakura were shooting at the other team, who are dressed in Orange wearing
black masks.

~

Ash, Tai and Sakura were shooting at a canvas. As they stopped shooting, Ash, Tai and Sakura
removed their goggles.

Ash: Ain't that a pretty picture.

On the canvas was a picture of the Mona Lisa with Tomoyo's face on it.

~

Tai was doing a Homer scream at a tree as Ash and Sakura runs to him.

Sakura: What's happening to him?

Ash: It must be a flashback!

*Flashback*

Tai was screaming as he walks out of a movie theater with the movie showing
Star Wars: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.

*End Flashback*

Ash: Snap out of it, Tai!

Tai regained his senses.

Tai: Right.

~

As the orange team was shooting at Ash, Tai and Sakura, Tai figured a strategy.

Tai: I know what I have to do.

Ash: No, Tai, you don't mean.

Tai: That's right, I'm going to sacrafice Sakura.

Sakura: What?

Tai pushed Sakura into the path of the paintballs.

~

Ash and Tai were running around as they continually shoot paintball at the orange team as
they were surrounded.

~

Agumon looks at his watch and presses a bell.

Agumon: Times up!

Tai and Ash were standing across the orange team as they passed a paint-covered goggled
Sakura to Ash and Tai.

Ash: So, its a draw, right?

The orange team removed their masks revealing Mina, Lita and Raye as the other team.

Lita: We've just kick you in the ass!

*End Part 1*

The Glass House Classifieds:

For sale:
A party that has been split into two.
Owner is mostly overseas.
Comes with a free car and Rogue.
Plus Leadership is cheap.

Contact Mimi.

*

Sakura was standing at the bus stop as Li walks in.

Li: So, waiting for the bus?

Sakura: That's right.

Li: I'm Li. You?

Sakura: Sakura.

Li: So, going to the city?

Sakura: Yep.

Li: So, have you heard like on an aeroplane, there's this thing called the "mile high club"?

Sakura: If you're trying to bed me, no chance.

Li sulked.

*

The gang were a nightclub while in line for the drinks. Eriol was in front of a man wearing
goggles on his head. Then Eriol turns back and holds out his hand.

Eriol: I'm Eriol. What's yours?

Man: I'm P.

Eriol: Pretty long line, isn't it?

Man: It sure is.

Eriol: So, what's is your first name?

Man: Tai.

Eriol: Ok, and what's your family name?

Tai: Yagami.

Eriol: Where does the P come in?

Tai: Its a boring story.

Eriol: Try me. I mean, this queue is long.

Tai: You really want it?

Eriol: Yep.

Tai: Ok, this all started when I was in kindergarden and the first letter I learnt was P.

Eriol: I'm bored!

Eriol faces away from Tai.

*

Ash was sitting at the piano in a restraunt as he cracks his knuckles. Then, Ash presses a
Middle C. For a second, Ash didn't press any other keys. In front of Ash was just one note on
the music sheet.

*

Tai was back in the studio.

Tai: Welcome back. Right now rumors has it that we have gone too far in the business of
Harry Potter. But those rumors aren't true as next to me are two wizards, Ash and Sakura with
a magic beanstalk in the studio.

Sakura and Ash were standing next to Tai dressed as Chefs.

Tai: And to show that this is a real beanstalk, I am going to climb it.

Tai started to climb the beanstalk.

Tai: Hey Iz! Can you get someone to cut open a hole through the roof, cause the beanstalk
can only go that far.

Tai took out his mobile phone.

Tai: Make a note of that. Cut this part out before it comes to air.

Tai hangs up.

*

Li was sitting at the Bartezlet with Sora wiping a glass mug.

Li: Do you do serve stuffed animals?

Sora: It depends on who.

Li: Ok.

Li picks up Kero by his neck.

Li: This one wants Japanese Sake.

Sora instantly puts a glass of Sake next to Kero.

*

Izzy walks in dressed as an 18th century person as TK was making a peanut butter sanwich.

Izzy: Well, see you in the future, TK.

As Izzy walks to the store room and closes the door, the phone rings ans TK answers it.

TK: Hello? Nope, Izzy has gone to the future. I'll tell him when he comes, ok?

TK hangs up and Izzy walks out of the store room.

Izzy: I have travelled 30 minutes into the future! Tell me, TK, what things have changed.

TK: Well, Ash called to say that he's looking for you.

Izzy looked around for a while.

Izzy: Prodigious.

*

On a London double-decker bus, Bus Conductor Eriol rings a bell.

Eriol: The bus is leaving!

Then as Eriol walks to the front of the bus, the boxer Tai punches Eriol in the face with one
of his boxing gloves.

*

Sakura walks past the back of a van when suddenly, a loudspeaker spoke.

Loudspeaker: Stand back, the vehicle is reversing.

Sakura walks away. Tai walks past the van.

Loudspeaker: Stand back, the vehicle is reversing.

Tai walks away. Then, Misty walks past the back of the van.

Loudspeaker: Stand back, that jacket does not match your skirt.

Misty suddenly walks away in anger.

*

TK was in a kindergarden playing a guitar with the children.

TK: Here's a song that we would like to sing. "Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do.
Cock-a-dooddle-do let the rooster play. Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do.
Cock-a-dooddle-do let the rooster play. Come on sing it now."

At an instant, TK speed up his tempo.

TK: "Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do let the rooster play.
Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do let the rooster play. Come on sing
it now. Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do let the rooster play.
Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do. Cock-a-dooddle-do let the rooster play. Come on sing
it now."

The kids were not joining in.

TK: Oh come on! I mean at least I'm doing it for free to you kids. I mean, why don't you join
in? I'm outta here!

TK walks out of the classroom.

*

Izzy rides his bike into a lamppost and landed onto the ground.

*

Tai was back on stage.

Tai: Well then, after than accident on the pilot where we crushed Davis and Takato under a
piano from above, we've fixed the band floor and now we can sing songs again.

*Flashback*

Tai: At this moment, we would like to invite Takato Matsuda and Daisuke Motomiya to join
on the stage to play the rumored new season of CardCaptors Theme.

Davis and Takato were seen on stage and Davis was playing the guitar.

Davis: There're many cards, we could understand them, we sometimes wish its all for fate.

Takato: Its just only just a way, to hide my true feelings.

Davis/Takato: Cause its all just in the cards!

Suddenly, a piano crashed from the above and crushed Takato and Davis.

*End Flashback*

Tai: And now, the first song our group is going to sing is Lady Marmalade from Moulin Rogue
by Misty, Sakura, Sora, Li and Ash! Just think of Ash singing Britney Spear's songs, for this
people who really have no idea or you are those software that blocks this fanfic series.

The music begins as the camera faces the stage with Ash, Misty, Sakura, Sora and Li standing
on stage dressed in their Season 1 clothes from the their respective Animes.

Ash/Misty/Sakura/Sora: Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista. Hey sista, go sista,
soul sista, go sista...

Misty: He met Marmalade down in old Moulin Rouge
Struttin' her stuff on the street
She said, "Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go?" Oh! uh huh!

Ash/Misty/Sakura/Sora: Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Misty: Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (Sora: Here here here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (Sakura: Oh yea)
Creole Lady Marmalade (Sora/Misty/Sakura: Oh)

Misty/Sakura/Sora: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (Ash: Yeah yeah yeah!)

Sakura: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak
Yeah!

Ash/Misty/Sakura/Sora: Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Sora: Da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (Sakura: Here ohooh yeah yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (Misty: Yea!)

Sora: Creole lady Marmalade!

Misty/Sakura: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (Sora: Yea yea yea yea!)

Sora: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets is where he started to freak
Yeah

Ash/Misty/Sora/Sakura: Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Misty: Da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (Sora: Here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (Sakura: Yea)
Creole lady Marmalade

Misty/Sora/Sakura: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (Ash: Ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi

Sora: Yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
by the case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C'mon now

Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade... (Ash: Hey Hey Hey!)

Ash: Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
Color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,

Misty/Sakura/Sora/Ash: More-more-more!

Sora: Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5.

Sakura: Sleepin' the grey flannel life .

Ash: But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,

Misty/Sakura/Sora/Ash: More-more-more.
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Sakura: Da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (Misty: Ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (Sora: Yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C'Mon! uh)

Li: Sakura... (Sakura: Oh leeeaaah Oh!)
Sora... (Sora: Lady Marmalade)
Misty... (Misty: Hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Ash...(Ash: Oh Oh yeah!)
Rot wailer baby...(Sora: Baby)
Moulin Rouge... (Ash: 0h)
Mister Taichi is here...

Ash/Misty/Sora/Sakura: Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah...

Back at his desk, Tai was leading an applause. Then he took out a mobile phone.

Tai: Make a note of that, cut that segment out before we get sued.

*

TK walks to a house and presses the doorbell. Misty opens the door.

TK: Hi.

Misty: Hi, if its about the rent, I can pay tomorrow.

TK: That's ok, I'm not here about the rent. Is anything alright?

Misty: Yep, I'm fine.

TK: Can I come in?

Misty: Sorry, but I'm actually cleaning up in here. Its a mess in here.

TK: Are you sure you don't need anything?

Misty: I'm sure.

TK: Ok, I'll be back tomorrow.

As Misty closes the door, TK walks to the street as he looks at the leftovers of the house,
with only the front room remaining from a recent storm.

*The Adventures of Ash, Tai and Sakura: Part 2*

The Daidouji Corporation Presents:

Eriol's Angels!

Ash, Tai and Sakura were sitting in a room with Eriol on another chair.

Eriol: Hi Angels.

Ash/Tai/Sakura: Hi Eriol!

Eriol: Angels, I have got a job for you. The job is to help this woman named Takenouchi
who lives on the other side of town. Her house just got burnt down and she needs our help.

Ash/Tai/Sakura: Will do, Eriol.

Ash: Lets go see her while we drive our fancy cars.

~

Three fancy cars drove along a street.

~

Ash, Tai and Sakura walks up to a woman.

Ash: Are you miss Takenouchi?

Takenouchi: That's right.

Tai: We're here from Eriol's Angels and we're here to help you.

Takenouchi: As in?

Ash: We're going to help rebuild your house.

Takenouchi: How, I am short of cash at the moment and my insurance hasn't cleared yet. Maybe
you could sell one of your three fancy cars to them?

Tai: No way you're touching my car!

Takenouchi: How about you people try coaxing the townspeople into donating to me?

Tai: Hey, I got an even better idea. We three should try coaxing the townspeople into
donating to Miss Takenouchi.

Sakura: Great idea, Tai.

Takenouchi: But that's my idea!

Ash: Off to town in our fancy cars!

~An hour later~

Ash: We have finally coaxed the towns people into fixing Miss Takenouchi's house.

On the roof, Miss Takenouchi was hammering some nails.

Takenouchi: Is it ok for me to come down yet?

Tai accidently knocks a ladder over.

Tai: Back to see Eriol!

Sakura: Yeah!

Ash: Lets go.

~

Back at Eriol's room.

Eriol: Welcome back, Angels.

Ash/Tai/Sakura: Hi Eriol. What is our next job?

Eriol: Your next job is to help me save my show from the BOSS!

*End Part 2*

The Glass House Ads:

Senator Mimi was with Senator Jun.

*Narrator: As the leader of the Digi-Crats party, there's one threat that always threaten the
leadership.*

A picture of Senator Jun appeared.

*Narrator: Rogue Senators. And the cure? 'Mimi's Spot-Destroyer!'*

A spray bottle appeared with a picture of Mimi with the words "Mimi's Spot-Destroyer". Then
Goku and Ken were in a confrence room.

*Narrator: Whenever its leaders like President Ken or President Goku, 'Mimi's Spot destroyer'
will take them out. Even Rogue Senators!

Goku's house was shaking from an earthquake.

*Narrator: It even puts fear into Goku's house. Stocks are limited for 'Mimi's spot
destroyer!'*

*

Tai was being pressurised.

Tai: You want my blood? I'll give you blood!

Nurse Misty was standing next to Tai with a blood transfusion kit.

*

Ash was sitting on the hospital bed with both legs in casts when Misty enters the room.

Misty: What happened Ash?

Ash: I broke both of my legs.

Misty: How?

Ash: I tried to hang myself with your suspenders.

*

Eriol enters a hotel and walks to the reception and presses the bell. Out from behind the
counter, the boxer Tai appeared and punched Eriol in the face with one of the boxing gloves.

*The Adventures of Ash, Tai and Sakura: Omake mode*

Tai was sitting in the studio chair with Ash, Sakura and Izzy.

Tai: Since it is the final episode of the series which didn't last long, we have decided to
bring back not a blooper segment but a moments segment just for this final episode.

Tai faces another camera which doesn't have Ash, Sakura and Izzy in the view.

Tai: In fact, we would like to take into an account of most of Ash's moments in these next
few moments.

~Ash moments~

Ash was walking out of his office when a shelf walls topples over.

~

Ash tosses a piece of chalk up into the air and as the chalk was about to land, Ash kicks the
chalk to a window and breaks it.

~

As Ash climbs a tree, a branch falls onto him, causing him to fall off the tree.

~

Ash smashes a guitar onto Izzy's head.

~

A window hits Ash on the head.

~End Ash's moments~

Tai, Sakura, Izzy and Ash were back sitting on the couch on stage.

Tai: And now, some moments from Izzy.

~Izzy's moment~

Tai: Anyway, now we will interview the "Jealous Whip Master", aka. Quitsis Trepe. Hi
Quistis.

Quistis: Hi, Tai.

Tai: So, how were your moves compared in the game, Final Fantasy 8?

Quistis: Well, it's more professional, but, actually, I mainly use the whip to show my
students who's boss.

Tai: I see...anyway, I heard that you have made a record of 1299 whippings.

Quistis: Yeah, well, I have plans on extending my next record by 701 more whippings.

Tai: To those who play Final Fantasy 8, you know her, to those who are fans of Miss Trepe,
just remember that the whip is not just for show.

Quistis: I need a volunteer.

Tai: I can think of one...Izzy!!!

Izzy came from behind the camera.

Izzy: Yeah, Tai?

Tai: Help Miss Trepe.

Izzy: Sure.

Quistis: Just stand at that wooden pole.

Izzy: Do I need anything for me to hold...like a cigerette?

Quitsis: Sure...but, you have to face the wooden pole.

Izzy: Sure.

The camera faces away from Izzy and Quitsis.

Tai: The next part is not to be seen on camera because of excessive violence, so we'll come
back to it sometime later.

*Whip sound hitting Izzy*

Izzy: OWWWW!!!!!

Tai walks to his desk.

Tai: Anyway...

Izzy: OWEWW!!! OWWW!!!

Tai got further away from poor Izzy.

Tai: The next part...

Izzy: OWWWW!!!!

Tai: Give me a minute.*takes a baseball bat and walks out of the camera's view...and we can
hear the sound of a homerun as Tai returns to the camera.* That should keep him quiet for
the rest of the whipping.

~End of Izzy's moment~

The camera was only facing Tai.

Tai: And now, some moments of me.

~Tai's best moment~

*FOX NEWS FLASH*

Izzy was sitting at the newscaster table with the words saying News Updates.

Izzy: Welcome, now is for us to update.

Tai walks into the screen.

Tai: What are you doing? This isn't suppose to be here.

Izzy: What can I do?

Tai: This show was splited up to be placed together so if you announce the news, you'll just
split the show up.

Izzy: Oh.

Tai: I'm off.

Izzy: And now this.

*

Tai finished a banana.

Tai: Errr, next scene.

~End of Tai's best moment~

The camera was facing Sakura.

Sakura: Hey, wasn't the deal is that your moment was meant to be last, Tai?!

~

Misty was in her living room watching Tai and the gang on TV.

Misty: Who cares about something like that?

Misty switches off the TV.

~

At a distance from the house, Ash is seen walking at a fast pace over the hill, towards a
car, and drives through two round-abouts, a traffic light and a car wash and stops outside
the house. Ash gets out of the car and walks into the house, enters the living room and sits
on the couch next to Misty.

Ash: Anything intresting since I left?

Misty: Yeah, a UFO abducted our nosey neighbors.

Ash: Gee, it must be a Stealth UFO the Goverment is experimenting on.

Misty: Yep.

Misty switches the TV back on.

*

Sakura was waiting with her yellow double bike as Li walks towards Sakura.

Li: Nice bike.

Sakura: Thanks.

Li: You're riding by yourself?

Sakura: I'm waiting for someone.

Li: I see. Nice color. Yellow. Have you heard on an airplane...

Sakura: No chance, hotshot.

Li sulked.

*

Eriol was inside a red London telephone box speaking on the phone when Ash was outside
cleaning the telephone box outside as if he's a window cleaner. After a few minutes, Ash
knocked on the door.

Eriol: Yes?

Ash: 4 Pounds, govonor.

Eriol: I don't have 4 pounds.

Ash: That's ok, govonor, I can collect it next week.

*

At a mechanic, Tai was next to a raising platform next to Li.

Tai: In the past, I used to crawl under the car to find out the problem, but now, with
modern technology, it makes my job easier.

Li tries to look under the raised car platform as Tai layed down onto the floor with a pair
of binoculars.

Tai: Ah, there's your problem. You need a new exhaust pipe.

*

Kero's Corner:

Kero was in a DJ's room with the DJ at the microphone.

Kero: Welcome to Kero's corner, where I am in a room with a DJ who is on the radio. DJ
PikaFlash, how do you comment on Miss Daidouji's policy on comercial radio.

PikaFlash: Well, Kero. Is this The Glass House?

Kero: That's right.

PikaFlash: Well first I must say that I have my privacy and my rights. So censor my face!

PikaFlash's face was blocked by a Round Yellow Smiley Face.

PikaFlash: Better.

Kero: So, your comments?

PikaFlash: The thing is that Miss Daidouji is doing this because she assumes that its going
to work better, since at the moment, Charmed hasn't aired their new episodes yet.

Kero: I see. Any comments on distributors like KidsWB and FOXKids?

PikaFlash: No.

Suddenly a large Kero smiley face blocked Kero's face.

Kero: Well, thanks anyway and stop blocking my face! Keroberos from Kero's Corner, the
Daidouji Corporation.

The whole place was censored by a large smiley face.

*

Misty drives her car into an automatic carwash.

Misty: Now what have I forgotten. Oh no, the windows!

Misty wind up the left window and the right window.

Misty: Lets see. The roof!

Misty quickly closed the roof of the car.

Misty: Lets see if there's anything else I forgot.

Misty looked at the back as the wash didn't leak into the car.

Misty: Perfect, not a single bit wet.

Misty took out a can of soda and pulled the tab, which sprayed a bit of soda onto her face.

*

Sakura was sitting on a bouncing ball when Li walks to her.

Li: Do you...

Sakura: Not a chance.

Li sulks as he kicks the grass as Sakura bounces away.

*

On the top of Notre Dame, Eriol was dressed as the Hunchback pulling the giant bell two times.
Then as he walks to the stairs, the boxer Tai punches Eriol in the face with one of his
boxing gloves

*

Then, at a desk, Li and Sakura were looking and laughing with the auidence as Li was
shuffling his papers in front of him as Li and Sakura face each other.

*

Tai was sitting at his couch in his season 1 outfit with Ash dressed in his Pokemon series
outfit, Sakura dressed in her card capturing costume from season 1, Misty dressed in her
Pokemon series outfit, Sora dressed in her season 1 outfit, Li dressed in his outfit in his
card capturing outfit, Eriol dressed in the outfit he wore when he fought Sakura, Cody and TK
were dressed in thier Season 2 outfits, Izzy sitting on a wheel chair all covered in bandages
and Kero was floating in his 'stuffed animal' form.

Tai: And now, to check on who has been voted to be the host of the final segment of the
Glass House Series. And we have made a count and its...no votes, which means I'm left to
say goodbye to the show. Anyway, lets take a look at the Bartezlet.

At the "Bartezlet", Tori, Jeri and Darien were still at the bar drinking.

Tai: It looks like they are enjoying themselves. Anyway, we'll just let them all be the host
then. Anyway, good night, and sweet dreams and say hi to your mom for me as I leave the show
with the three intruders!

Tai walks off, leaving behind the gang.

*

Tai Ads:

Brock was seen standing at a wall when a car stopped at a traffic light. Brock walks to the
car and picked up a bucket of soap water and a sponge, but the driver gestures Brock to
move away. Brock didn't know what the driver mean and started to clean the windscreen and the
driver, who turns out to be Meilin steps out of her car.

Meilin: What the @#$% are you doing?!

Brock: Cleaning your windscreen.

Meilin: Get away from me!

Meilin and Brock got into a punch-out.

Narrator: Brock and Meilin: A Romantic Anime Punch-out.

*

Jeri, Darien and Tori were sitting at Tai's desk.

Jeri: Welcome back to the Glass House.

Tori: As you can see, this is the final episode, so Tai himself is going to sing a song.

Darien: So put your hands together now for the Glass House Crew's final song! With Tai and
Sora singing the English translated verson of Butter-Fly, the Digimon 01 Theme song!

~

Ash, Sakura, Misty and Li were with the musical instruments and synthisers as Tai holds the
microphone as the group starts the music.

Tai: I'll become a happy butterfly, and ride on the glittering wind
I'll come to see you soon
It's best to forget the unnecessary things
There's no more time to be fooling around

Sora runs in with her own microphone.

Sora: What do you mean, wow wow wow wow wow? I wonder if we'll reach the skies
But, wow wow wow wow wow I don't even know what my plans are for tomorrow

Sora/Tai: After an endless dream, in this world of nothingness
It seems as if our beloved dreams will lose
Even with these unreliable wings, covered in images that tend to stay
I'm sure we can fly, on my love

Li was playing the electric guitar with Ash at the drums.

Tai: I'll become a merry butterfly, and ride on the earnest wind
I'll come to see you where ever you are
Ambiguous words are surprisingly handy
I'll shout it out, while listening to a hit song

Sora: What do you mean, wow wow wow wow wow? I wonder if it'll echo through this town
But, wow wow wow wow wow There's no use anticipating

Tai/Sora: After an endless dream, in this miserable world
That's right, maybe not using common sense isn't so bad after all
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay
I'm sure we can fly, on my love!

As Misty and Sakura were at the keyboard as Tai picked up his own electric guitar as he
plays the electric guitar for a while on the tune of the song as it reaches its high pitch
of the song.

Tai/Sora: After an endless dream, in this world of nothingness
It seems as if our beloved dreams will lose
Even with these unreliable wings, covered in images that tend to stay
I'm sure we can fly, oh yeah!

Everyone: After an endless dream, in this miserable world
That's right, maybe not using common sense isn't so bad after all
Even with these awkward wings, dyed with images that seem to stay
I'm sure we can fly, on my love!

Tai continues playing the guitar with Ash at the drums until the song finally finished, the
sides of the stage shot out streamers over the cast and crew.

Tai: Thank you, everyone!

*Credits:*

Starring: Taichi Yagami

The Cast:
Ash Ketchum
Sakura Avalon
Sora Takenouchi
Li Syaoran
Misty Waters
Izzy Izumi
TK Takaishi
Cody Hida
Eriol Hiragizawa
Sora Takenouchi
Kero-Beros of Kero's corner

A true thanks to the crew:

Producer: Taichi Yagami and Ash Ketchum

Reason why Brock returned to Pokemon for season 4: He was the mole.

Top of the Props: Izzy Izumi.

Names Brock rejected: Dude, where's my Eyes?

Runner: Hikari Yagami

Bad Ideas for Reality Shows: Who wants to kick a rock?

Sketches: Ash Ketchum

A Big Brother Housemate that Brock loves to see: Sabrina (as a taste of her own medicine)

Make up: Sakura Avalon

The Brock's pick-up lines: "Wanna join my 'tag-team'?"

Camera/Editor: Izzy Izumi

Guests that Brock failed to get for us: The Rock

Starring/Host: Taichi Yagami

Brock's impresion of Yoda: "Dead people I see."

Daidouji Corpration managed by: Madison Taylor

Brock's Diary: Friday, Noon: Try to get a girl.

Tai Enterprises managed by: Taichi Yagami and Hikari Yagami

*

Taichi Charities:

In a desert, Tai was standing with Meowth.

Tai: If the whole wide world each donate a dollar to this poor Meowth, he'll be a
multi-billionare in a day! So donate to me and this kid and we'll be stinking rich!

*

Tai was on stage.

Tai: Every time a fanfic has been finished, the Glass House camera crew with the Glass House
stage crew, together with the Glass House lighting crew prepares the set for...Anime Big
Brother! That's right, Anime Big Brother is coming soon. So stay tuned...

*The End of The Glass House*