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A/N: This chapter is purely humourous. It's a cheap......very cheap, rip off of 'Dude, where's My car?'

Blood tears high: Dude, where's my hell phone?

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It was the weekend, Early November. Vega and Pat were partying all night, and they were piss drunk. They were at capsule Corp. Vega got up.

Vega: S***. I didn't know I could be this piss drunk. Man, only one thing to do today, and that's to call......S***

SFS then got up.

SFS: What the F*** man. I'm piss drunk. Thanks for nothing B.

~Start of 'Dude, where's My car?' scene~

Vega: Dude, have you seen my hell phone?

SFS: Your cell phone

Vega: No my hell phone. Have you seen it?

SFS: Dude, What the F*** are you talking about?

Vega: My Hell phone. It looks like a Cell phone, except with flame designs. It's my only way of contacting mom.

SFS: Dude.....that's just plain weird. Did you check your jacket?

Vega: Dude, Good point

Vega Checked his jacket, but it wasn't there.

Vega: Dude, it isn't there. S***

SFS: Dude, why do you have to call ya mama?

Vega: She said she needed to talk to me about something important. It could be something I've been waiting for my entire life.

SFS: Dude, what the Hell is that?

Vega: I get to....uhhhhhh man.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

SFS: S***

Vega got back up.

Vega: What were we...oh yeah. It could be that my mom has given the throne to hell to me.

SFS: F***en A

Vega: S*** yeah. No Really, Dude, Have you seen my Hell phone?

SFS: Hell no

Vega then looked around some more.

Vega: Didn't I leave it in your low-rider

SFS: Huh?

Vega: Dude. I'm beginning to think this morning is similar to that movie 'Dude, Where's my car?'

SFS: No S*** Sherlock. What's next? Were dressed and out on the street.

Ironically.......they are, a few minutes later.

SFS: Damn. Well, might as well.

Vega then checks SFS's Low-rider, but he didn't find it.

Vega: Where were we last night?

SFS: I believe we started at my condo, which I know something happened.

Vega: Yeah, like we thrashed it like in that movie.

A few minutes later

Vega: So we did

Rin: And you have to clean it up. Your girlfriends have cleaned it up, but you've gotta take it out.

They did, but they didn't bust anything.

SFS: At least we ain't klutz's.

Suddenly, Pan walked up to Vega

Vega: What?

Pan: You asked me to hold on to this last night.

Vega: Okay.

Pan then handed Vega his hell Phone.

Vega: Sweet.

~end of 'Dude, where's my car?' Scene~

Vega called His mom.

Vega: Hey mom. Yeah. Uh Huh? Really. Sweet. Yeah. Ohhhhhhhh.....I understand now. I'll see you in a week. Love ya mom.

SFS couldn't help but laugh

SFS: You really are a mama's boy.

Vega; F*** off Ace

SFS: Yeah WHATEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vega: I've got good news, and even better news.

Bra: Vega, what the hell is it?

Vega: It involves hell. I was right. And that's the good news. The even better news, is, you guys can attend me becoming the devil.

Bra: So, your mom has decided to give the hell's throne to you.

SFS: It's only a matter of time now

Rin: Until what?

SFS: Until I'm god

Pan: Yeah right. You'll never pull it off. Vega here however, can pull off just about anything, especially a hot 69

Vega: What more can I say.

Vega and Pan begin to passionately kiss.

Bra: Uncle Vega, GET A F***EN ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N: If you people review this, I'd like to know what should I do next when it comes to hunting the Assmodeus souls. Tell me one series that is included here, give me the villan, and idea. Much appreciated