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[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

This is the story of several popular anime characters that have moved out of a small apartment. It doesn't really make much sense, but it's good for a few laughs every now and then, and it's almost over. Anyway, if you've read this much, nothing I could say would change your mind, so go on and enjoy the ride.

Disclaimer: All characters belong to their respective owners. The Real World belongs to MTV. I'm not getting paid.

Author's Note: Before you start complaining, there will be something of a sequel. Sort of. Well, you'll just have to wait and see.

The Anime World 6: No More Show
(So the title needs work...)


Day Eight
10:37 AM

Guy slowly opened the door to the office.

"Come in, Guy."

"Uh...yes, sir." Guy took a seat in front of the desk.

The older man peered over the top of his glasses. "Let's start from the beginning of this outrageous report that came across my desk this morning." His eyes ran across the paper. "First, I got a call about Sailor Moon. Our star is missing. You want to explain that?"

"Not really, no."

The man narrowed his eyes. "I wasn't giving you a choice."

"Well, the last time I saw her, she was with Duo Maxwell."

"That's the second thing. Where is he?"

Guy swallowed. "Deep space, sir. Along with Reenie and Hotaru."

The man closed his eyes. "And Heero Yuy?"

"I'm not sure, sir. He just...vanished. Garlic Jr., too."

"This isn't very reassuring, Guy. We can't have a show if we don't have our stars. As a matter of fact, we can't have ANY shows now! Where are Cell and Yugi?!"

"Vegeta's house, sir. They moved in."

The man stared at him. "Goku?"

"At home, sir."

"Ryoko?"

"...location unknown, sir."

"I see." The man leaned back in his chair. "We have no choice then. Tell the boys that 'The Anime World' is to be canceled immediately."

"Yes, sir." Guy stood up and turned to the door.

"Oh, and Guy?"

He paused. "Sir?"

"You're fired."

Guy lowered his head. "Yes, sir."

* * * * *

11:28 AM

"You have GOT to be kidding," Wufei said. "They're not staying here!"

Duo glared at him. "Would you keep it down?! They can hear you!"

"Wufei's got a point, Duo," Quatre agreed, sipping his cup of tea. "Outer space is no place for defenseless girls."

Duo sighed. "That's what I'm trying to tell you! They're not defenseless; they're Sailor Scouts!"

"We're supposed to believe that?" Trowa asked. "Prove it."

He had barely said the words when the Silence Glaive came to rest under his chin.

"I do hope this is proof enough," Sailor Saturn said quietly.

"Um...yes," Trowa squeaked. "Thanks."

Saturn lowered the Glaive and transformed back into Hotaru. "Good."

Quatre looked at Wufei. "She's...Sailor Saturn, Wufei."

Wufei nodded. "I know."

Both boys looked at each other, then at Hotaru.

Duo almost slipped in a puddle of drool. "Hey, watch it!"

Wufei and Quatre quickly wiped their mouths.

"So how come you only brought three?" Trowa asked. "Heero's going to be pissed."

Duo grinned. "Actually, Heero's...engaged."

"WHAT?!" the other Gundam pilots shrieked.

"It's a long story. Maybe you should ask him about it at the wedding."

"Wedding?!" Wufei cried. "He's...getting married?!"

"That is what engaged people tend to do, Wufei," Trowa pointed out.

"Well, I knew it was only a matter of time before he broke down and married Relena," Quatre said. "I'd better go and congratulate her."

Duo grinned even wider. "You could, but she won't have any idea what you're talking about. Heero's not marrying her."

Wufei growled. "Come on, Duo! Who is it, Lady Une?" When Duo didn't answer right away, he gasped in shock. "Dear God! Heero's going to be...Sir Une?!"

All the boys looked at each other and screamed in fear, except Duo, who just shook his head. "No, no, no! Guys, you're way off! You don't know the person he's marrying!"

"Person?!" Wufei screamed. "Heero's GAY?!"

Quatre and Trowa looked at him. "What's wrong with that?" they both asked at once.

Wufei looked at them and nervously took a few steps back.

"Guys, stop it!" Duo shouted. "You're overreacting!" Still, he took a few steps back, too. "Heero's marrying a girl named Yugi."

"Yugi Yuy? What kind of married name is that?" Trowa asked.

"A bad one," Wufei muttered.

"Did I mention she was the daughter of Vegeta?"

Quatre turned his head and spit out his tea, which was bad, since Trowa was standing right next to him. "VEGETA?! PRINCE OF THE SAIYANS?!"

Trowa gagged and blindly stumbled off to find a towel.

Wufei stared at Duo in horror. "He's one of the most wanted criminals in the galaxy!"

"He's done with that stuff," Duo swore. "Now he just wants to be a good father to his kids."

"KIDS?!" Wufei screamed. "VEGETA'S GOT KIDS?!"

"Yes, three...well, two and a half."

"A HALF?!" Quatre cried.

"Yeah, two of them are actually the same person, and-"

Quatre fainted.

Duo sighed. "I knew I shouldn't have said anything. They're going to freak when they hear about me Hotaru..."

"You and HOTARU?!" Wufei yelled. His eyes rolled up into his head, and he collapsed on top of Quatre.

Duo stared at them for a few moments, then placed Wufei's hand on Quatre's butt. He ran off before either of the boys could wake up.

* * * * *

12:02 PM

Yugi stared down at the sprawling compound that made up the Capsule Corporation. She still hadn't gotten used to the idea that she was going to live there.

Everyone was nice enough, and even Vegeta was treating her better than he ever had before. Not that he'd ever really been mean to her, but he was actually attempting to smile lately. The thought alone was scary enough, but to see him do it...that was just plain horrifying at times.

Yugi was a little surprised when someone tapped her on the shoulder. After all, she was at least thirty feet in the air.

"Hi," Gohan said as she turned around. "You're Yugi, right?"

"That's right," she said slowly. "And you're...Gohan?"

"Yup. Anyway, I just wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood." Gohan scratched his head. "Can I ask you something?"

"Sure."

"Um...is it tough being Vegeta's kid?"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

Gohan shrugged. "Well, doesn't he...yell a lot?"

"Not at me. He used to yell at Baby Trunks, but I made him stop that as soon as I got here."

"You...made him stop?" Gohan asked.

"That's right. I just ask him nicely, and he'll do almost anything."

Gohan grinned. "Oh, I have GOT to see this."

* * * * *

1:35 PM

"Let me get this straight," Chi-chi said quietly. "You want me to allow you and my son to go to dinner at Vegeta's house."

"That's right," Goku replied.

"Also attending this dinner will Garlic Jr. and Cell, both of whom have tried to destroy this family, not to mention the world, more than once."

"True."

"This dinner will be in honor of Vegeta's new adopted daughter, who happens to be engaged to a fifteen year old kamikaze pilot."

"Well...yeah, that's the basic idea," Goku admitted.

Chi-Chi closed her eyes. "I allowed Gohan to fight Nappa and Vegeta. I allowed him to travel to Namek and fight there. I even allowed him to fight Cell in the Cell Games. But I will NOT allow my son to attend a dinner with such bad influences present!"

Goku sighed. "Chi-chi, I'll be there with him! It won't be so bad!"

"How can you say that?!" she shrieked. "They're evil!"

"Honey, it's not our place to judge people. I've lived with them, and they're really not that bad! Besides, Yugi's new here, and she hasn't made any friends yet. I think it would be nice if Gohan was her first new friend."

Chi-chi was torn between her need to be nice to new people and her need to protect her son. Finally, she shook her head. "Fine, Goku. But I'm going with you! And if our son comes home looking like a punker again, you're going to pay!"

"Sweetie, I told you, that hair color was natural! Even Yugi has..." Goku stopped. "Hey, that's weird. Yugi's hair is always that color, so does that mean she's always a Super Saiyan?"

"She's a WHAT?!" Chi-chi cried. "You never told me that she-"

"Bye, hon! Seeya later!" Goku quickly flew out of the window before his wife could say anything else.

* * * * *

2:15 PM

Bulma had just walked past the bathroom. Suddenly, she stopped, turned around, and went back. Sure enough, Trunks, Gohan, and Yugi were all standing in front of the mirror. Yugi was holding Baby Trunks up to the mirror, for some reason.

Bulma was about to walk in on them when a bright flash of light blinded her. When she was able to see again, she nearly fainted. Trunks and Gohan both had golden hair. Yugi's hadn't really changed color at all.

"What's going on in here?" Bulma asked.

Trunks glanced at her. "Oh. Hi, Mom. We were just trying to see if Baby Trunks could power up."

Yugi pointed at the mirror. "See, little guy? Don't you want your hair to be tall and golden, too?"

Baby Trunks stared at his older self's reflection, but instead of trying to duplicate it, he made a mess in his diaper.

"Oh, man!" Gohan fanned the air with a hand. "I think he was trying too hard."

Bulma took Baby Trunks from Yugi. "Does your father know about this?"

"Well...no," Trunks admitted. "Yugi said he already had a lot on his mind."

* * * * *

Vegeta leaned back in his chair. "So you still plan to marry my daughter, do you?"

"Yes, sir." Heero didn't seem to be intimidated. "I planned to marry her before I knew, and I still plan to."

Vegeta smiled thinly. "You do know I could crush you with my bare hands, don't you?"

"What does that have to do with Yugi?"

"Oh, nothing. Just thought I'd remind you."

"Sir, nothing you say is going to make me retract my proposal. I love Yugi, and we're happy together."

"Retract? Who said anything about that?" Vegeta stood up and walked over to him. "If you truly do make Yugi happy, why would you retract it?"

"I wouldn't-"

"Even if I told you to?"

Heero paused. "Why would you do that?"

"Maybe I don't like you, Heero. Maybe I don't think you're good enough for her."

"Maybe I love your daughter so much that I don't care what you think. Sir."

Vegeta grunted. "You're either very much in love...or extremely stupid. She may have taken the ring, but I still hold your life in my hands."

"And if you took it, I'm sure Yugi would be very upset."

"For a while, yes. But she's already taken a liking to Kakarot's boy."

Heero frowned. "They're just friends."

"Much like you and Yugi once were," Vegeta added.

"I'm marrying Yugi, sir. Deal with it." Heero stood up and quickly left the room.

Vegeta watched him go with a smile. "He's perfect for her."

* * * * *

3:35 PM

The dinner table was silent, save for the occasional fork hitting a plate. Well, that and Goku's nonstop gobbling noises.

Chi-Chi hadn't eaten anything yet. She kept staring suspiciously at Cell and Garlic Jr.

Even Baby Trunks, who was usually the loudest at the table, could sense the tension, and kept his mouth shut.

Cell was the one that broke the silence. "Could someone pass the potatoes?"

"MONSTER!" Chi-chi shouted, jumping out of her chair.

Everyone froze and stared at her.

"I guess I could go without them," Cell muttered.

"Honey, sit down," Goku said, his mouth full of food.

Chi-chi sat, keeping a wary eye on Cell.

"So Yugi," Gohan said, trying to change the subject, "how do you like living here so far?"

Yugi smiled appreciatively. "It's great! Everyone's really nice and-"

"The poor child has obviously been brainwashed," Chi-chi mumbled.

"Mom, that's not fair," Gohan responded. "Yugi's happy here, and she-"

"I've had enough of this." Cell wiped his mouth with a napkin and stood up. "Vegeta almost killed your family once, lady, and you have no problem with him. Why is it when I do the same, you get all testy?"

Chi-chi snorted. "Vegeta has changed. You haven't."

Cell growled, but somehow kept his temper under control. "That's it. I'm leaving." He paused by the door. "Thank you for dinner, Mrs. Briefs." With that, he was gone.

Yugi stood up. "I'd better go after him. He might go get drunk or something." Vegeta nodded, and Yugi vanished.

"Uh...I should probably..." Gohan started to say, then sighed. "Oh, forget it." He ran out of the dining room.

There silence a little longer, until Goku cleared his throat. "So, who's up for dessert?"

* * * * *

4:12 PM

"Are you sure your friends won't mind me staying here?" Hotaru asked.

Duo smirked. "It's not their decision. Besides, I thought you wanted to see outer space?"

"Well, I do. It's just that...Serena and Reenie want to go back, and I'm not sure if I should stay here."

"Tell you what, gorgeous." Duo gently took her hands. "You can go home with them, and if you ever change your mind, you let me know. Okay?"

"You're sure?" she asked. "If you want me to stay..."

"You know I do. But if you're not gonna be happy, there's no point." He sighed. "Just don't forget about me, okay?"

Hotaru smiled and kissed his cheek. "Don't worry about that. You just stay away from those other girls."

Duo watched her go, then shook his head. "I must be nuts to let her go."

"DUO!" Wufei ran into the room, a desperate look in his eyes. "You have to help me! I think I might be gay!"

Duo had to cover his mouth to keep from laughing. "What makes you say that?"

"I...I touched Quatre's butt!" he screamed in horror.

"Calm down, Wufei. Maybe it's just a phase."

"Y-Yeah. You're right. A phase!"

Duo looked thoughtful. "Of course, it might not be..."

"NOOOOO!" Wufei screamed, pulling his hair as he ran from the room.

Duo grinned. "I still got it."

* * * * *

5:55 PM

Gohan found Cell and Yugi in her new room. Cell was lying on the bed, and Yugi was patting his shoulder reassuringly.

"Well, he didn't get drunk," Yugi reported.

"Um...that's good, I guess." Gohan sat down on the other side of the bed. "You okay, Cell?"

"No, kid, I'm not." Cell sniffled quietly. "I'm always gonna be known as a villain. People are going to judge me for the rest of my life."

"You used to be proud of that," Yugi said. "You were the best of the worst!"

"She didn't have to throw it in my face!" Cell sobbed.

"My mom's just upset," Gohan told him. "She thought you were going to kill me."

Cell stopped crying. "I was."

"No, I mean now," Gohan added.

"Oh. Well, that's not fair. I haven't killed anyone in a long time. Sure, I've caused a few injuries every now and then, but who hasn't?"

"Cell, you can't let one person get you down," Yugi said. "You're the strongest bad guy ever! You could just zap any critics!"

"You're right!" Cell agreed as he stood. "I'm gonna go zap that witch!"

"Hey, that's my mom!" Gohan shouted.

"Oh. Right. Sorry." Cell sat down. "At least I've got my confidence back. But now I'm bored." He looked at Gohan. "Say, you wanna go out back and spar?"

"Uh...no thanks," Gohan replied. "I've had enough battles to the death for a while."

"You're no fun," Cell pouted.

Yugi grinned and hugged him. "Good to have you back, Cell."

* * * * *

11:43 PM

Guy slowly walked into the office. "Sir, our problems are solved."

"Didn't I fire you?" the man asked.

"...no..."

"Fine. What have you got?"

"Goku and the rest of the DBZ stars have just renewed their contracts, and their owner signed a release deal. We're getting the rest of the new episodes in two months."

"GREAT!" The man lowered his voice. "What else?"

"Well, wherever Ryoko is, she still has 45 episodes left on her contract. Therefore, we've decided to add her to a brand new show."

"Show? I didn't give any authorization for a new show!"

"It was...demanded by the viewers. Yeah, that's it..."

"Well, what's it about?"

Guy glanced down at the script in his hand. "Okay, Hotaru Tomoe stars as herself, and she-"

"Is supposed to be on Sailor Moon. What happened?"

"It's a...spin-off, sir."

The man paused. "Okay. Go on."

"Anyway, she starts going through these really weird changes, and discovers that two other beings share the power of Saturn. They turn out to be Duo Maxwell and-"

"Ryoko. Isn't Duo still on Gundam Wing?"

"...It's a twofold spin-off, sir."

"What about Ryoko?"

"...threefold, sir."

The man sighed. "Fine. Though I have to admit that this sounds like something a child cooked up."

Guy glanced down at the script's byline, which read, "Written, Directed, and Produced by Yugi! :)" "Really? What a...strange thing to say, sir..."

The End.


For you Yugi and/or Vegeta fans, I'm working on a mini-series that shows how they first met. Ryoko and other notable bad guys make appearances as well.

For the Duo and/or Hotaru fans, I got two words for you: Saturn Scouts! (And no, Duo won't be wearing a skirt...at least, I hope not...) Again, Ryoko's also involved.