Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The 3 Muses of Sanity, Insanity and Somewhere in between :) ❯ Enter the Matrix... ( Chapter 2 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: masterlink 
And I thought he bought a normal camera...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.17.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 928 | Visits: 250 | Status: Completed
And I thought he bought a normal camera...
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.17.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 928 | Visits: 250 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: We don't own CCS or YGO or The matrix.
Peach: Whoa we actually got reviews!
Kitkat2919: Consider us warned.
masterlink: Hey lets go film the Yugioh people!
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diva04: So we're without one piece of footage from that entire chapter, right?
masterlink: But it's okay because I've got a new camera!
Peach: What's this one do?
masterlink: Nothing except film!
diva04: I hope so, now let's get going. Yugi has an appointment to duel with none other than Marik Ishtar at 8:00 AM sharp.
Peach: Is that all Yugi ever does is duel?
masterlink: *looking at Yugi's palm pilot* Hmm.... Duel Marik at 8:00 AM. Duel Bakura at 8:23 AM, Duel Pegasus at 8:47 AM, Duel Weevil Underwood at 8:51 AM, 9:00 AM break, 10:00 listen to Anzu ramble on about friendship, 11:00 listen to Kaiba's pre duel rants, 12:00 duel Kaiba...yup, that's all he does!
Peach: -_-;
masterlink: I haven't even gotten started on the afternoon schedule.
diva04: That's quite alright, now let's go watch 'em duel! And try not to destroy the camera this time!
masterlink: I won't!
~at the dueling spot~
Yugi: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
Marik: Let's just get started Pharaoh!
Peach: Pharaoh this, Phararoh that. Bla Blah blah blah blah! *rolls eyes*
Marik: You want me to send you to the shadow realm?
Peach: MEEP! No! *cowers*
Marik: Then shut up.
diva04: *changed into cheerleading uniform and doing cartwheels hysterically with pom-poms* Come on Yugi, you can do it! Put a little duel into it!
Peach: Stop! You sound like Anzu!
*and duel commences*
Marik: And I sacrifice my three monsters for the Winged Dragon of RA! *monster comes to field in ball thingy* *Marik starts to chant*
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry,
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
Unlock your powers deep within so that together we may win.
Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name...
The Winged Dragon of Ra!"
*dragon comes out of ball thing*
Dragon: RRRRROOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
masterlink: Wait I think I left the lens cap on let me pause it. *pushes pause button*
*entire world pauses and green matrix codes surround everything*
diva04: masterlink...what did you do?
masterlink: I just pushed the pause button.
Eerie voice from above: THE MATRIX HAS YOU!!
diva04: It sounds like you did more than that!
masterlink: I swear I did nothing.
Peach: Sounds like you did more than nothing-- more like something.
masterlink: HEY IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE! With the people in the black leather...and guns...and they shot them...then there was that one guy--the one!
Peach: Yeah, really descriptive on your part.
diva04: Hey, where did Yugi go?
*cue Matrix music*
*Shadi enters with two cards*
Shadi: You have a choice, Yugi. Choose the Blue Eyes White Dragon card-the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. Choose the Red Eyes Black Dragon card-you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Peach: What the--
masterlink: We've entered some wierd alternate universe!
diva04: It's THE MATRIX!
*Yugi enters*
Yugi: I choose the Red Eyes Black Dragon card! *takes card and light envelops him*
*everyone falls into bleak world of demolished cities and towns*
Shadi: Welcome, to the real world.
masterlink: Is this my world? Yay I rule the world! Finally! Umm... what era is this so that I know?
Peach: *whacks masterlink on the head* You don't rule the world, dolt.
masterlink: I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! *continues to film, then dances the chicken dance*
diva04: Hey, did we get all this on tape...because this is AWESOME!
Peach: If this is reality it's not really cool, because we would have to live here.
diva04: Yeah but... It's cool!
Shadi: You've got to free your mind. *jumps off building and falls to ground* Ouch, that wasn't what was supposed to happen. Let's try this again. *jumps off building and falls to ground* Erg, forget it!
Yugi: Ummm...my mind isn't quite free yet.
*visits oracle-Anzu*
Anzu: I'm supposed to lie to you and tell you you're not the one. But I cannot tell a lie so...ding, ding, ding--you're the one. Now go kick Agent Marik's butt!
Peach: Typical Anzu, she can't lie.
Yugi: Okay! But hey, about that Sakura chick...
Anzu: Yes, she likes you. Now go get her Yugi!
masterlink: Why are we in a subway?
diva04: Because we are...
to be continued...
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Peach: I'm totally lost.
diva04: I'm not!
masterlink: REVIEW!
Peach: Whoa we actually got reviews!
Kitkat2919: Consider us warned.
masterlink: Hey lets go film the Yugioh people!
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diva04: So we're without one piece of footage from that entire chapter, right?
masterlink: But it's okay because I've got a new camera!
Peach: What's this one do?
masterlink: Nothing except film!
diva04: I hope so, now let's get going. Yugi has an appointment to duel with none other than Marik Ishtar at 8:00 AM sharp.
Peach: Is that all Yugi ever does is duel?
masterlink: *looking at Yugi's palm pilot* Hmm.... Duel Marik at 8:00 AM. Duel Bakura at 8:23 AM, Duel Pegasus at 8:47 AM, Duel Weevil Underwood at 8:51 AM, 9:00 AM break, 10:00 listen to Anzu ramble on about friendship, 11:00 listen to Kaiba's pre duel rants, 12:00 duel Kaiba...yup, that's all he does!
Peach: -_-;
masterlink: I haven't even gotten started on the afternoon schedule.
diva04: That's quite alright, now let's go watch 'em duel! And try not to destroy the camera this time!
masterlink: I won't!
~at the dueling spot~
Yugi: IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL!
Marik: Let's just get started Pharaoh!
Peach: Pharaoh this, Phararoh that. Bla Blah blah blah blah! *rolls eyes*
Marik: You want me to send you to the shadow realm?
Peach: MEEP! No! *cowers*
Marik: Then shut up.
diva04: *changed into cheerleading uniform and doing cartwheels hysterically with pom-poms* Come on Yugi, you can do it! Put a little duel into it!
Peach: Stop! You sound like Anzu!
*and duel commences*
Marik: And I sacrifice my three monsters for the Winged Dragon of RA! *monster comes to field in ball thingy* *Marik starts to chant*
Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry,
Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight.
Envelope the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe.
Unlock your powers deep within so that together we may win.
Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name...
The Winged Dragon of Ra!"
*dragon comes out of ball thing*
Dragon: RRRRROOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
masterlink: Wait I think I left the lens cap on let me pause it. *pushes pause button*
*entire world pauses and green matrix codes surround everything*
diva04: masterlink...what did you do?
masterlink: I just pushed the pause button.
Eerie voice from above: THE MATRIX HAS YOU!!
diva04: It sounds like you did more than that!
masterlink: I swear I did nothing.
Peach: Sounds like you did more than nothing-- more like something.
masterlink: HEY IT'S LIKE THAT MOVIE! With the people in the black leather...and guns...and they shot them...then there was that one guy--the one!
Peach: Yeah, really descriptive on your part.
diva04: Hey, where did Yugi go?
*cue Matrix music*
*Shadi enters with two cards*
Shadi: You have a choice, Yugi. Choose the Blue Eyes White Dragon card-the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. Choose the Red Eyes Black Dragon card-you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Peach: What the--
masterlink: We've entered some wierd alternate universe!
diva04: It's THE MATRIX!
*Yugi enters*
Yugi: I choose the Red Eyes Black Dragon card! *takes card and light envelops him*
*everyone falls into bleak world of demolished cities and towns*
Shadi: Welcome, to the real world.
masterlink: Is this my world? Yay I rule the world! Finally! Umm... what era is this so that I know?
Peach: *whacks masterlink on the head* You don't rule the world, dolt.
masterlink: I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! I rule the world! *continues to film, then dances the chicken dance*
diva04: Hey, did we get all this on tape...because this is AWESOME!
Peach: If this is reality it's not really cool, because we would have to live here.
diva04: Yeah but... It's cool!
Shadi: You've got to free your mind. *jumps off building and falls to ground* Ouch, that wasn't what was supposed to happen. Let's try this again. *jumps off building and falls to ground* Erg, forget it!
Yugi: Ummm...my mind isn't quite free yet.
*visits oracle-Anzu*
Anzu: I'm supposed to lie to you and tell you you're not the one. But I cannot tell a lie so...ding, ding, ding--you're the one. Now go kick Agent Marik's butt!
Peach: Typical Anzu, she can't lie.
Yugi: Okay! But hey, about that Sakura chick...
Anzu: Yes, she likes you. Now go get her Yugi!
masterlink: Why are we in a subway?
diva04: Because we are...
to be continued...
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Peach: I'm totally lost.
diva04: I'm not!
masterlink: REVIEW!