Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ A Parody Crossover ❯ Chapter 9 ( Chapter 9 )

Chapter 9
The Chapter of No return!
DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!

As you see, I don't feel sane right now. Just yesterday I realized that I could get drunk on pop! O.o And today I drank pop! PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER PEOPLE! I'M DRUNK! :D O.oo.O (SMOOCH!! THE CRAZY PEOPLE ARE KISSING!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!)

COOL! I'm starting a Q/A! Unfortunately, I deleted all the reviews that came for me, so there aren't that many for this one. Hope you like it though!

kawaii-lil-redhead-girl: I know, it is freaky, and I'm glad you enjoy it! ^.^

singergirl22: Your probably disappointed now because it looked like I added a new chapter, but I just wanted to upload it so that the author alert will alert people. I'm not sure if it did though. I was banned from uploading so I replaced my A.N with this chapter. Don't think it worked really well. Sorry for the inconvenience!

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The CCS gang woke up to a large amount of screaming. Tory has left yesterday because he couldn't stand to be anywhere near Ruby. Though Ruby said it was because he loves her so much that he's so shy to be anywhere near her. They all headed outside to see Voldemort standing there.

"OMG!!!" They all shout in unison and cover their eyes. "PUT SOME PANTS ON, MAN!!!!!" Li shouts at Voldemort. Sakura uses some weird card that had suddenly magically appeared called the pants card and Voldemort is seen wearing pants again. Problem is, they're pink. Really girly pink!

Voldemort doesn't seem to mind though. Actually, he doesn't seem to be moving either. When the CCS gang had enough courage to move in, they found out it was just a cardboard cut out of Voldemort with a note stuck on it. "I hope you enjoyed the scare! This is just a warning! Your doom will come soon!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!!" The note said. "I really think this guy needs psychological help." Li said after reading the note. Unfortunately, they didn't have time to ponder about Voldemort's sanity, as they had to go to breakfast.

The day passed magically (Literally) with no disturbances from Voldemort of his death eaters. "Shouldn't a death eater be good though? I mean, if they eat death, then they destroy it, right? Which means that they stop death, not cause it." Sakura mused to herself after they told her about Voldemort. Everybody stares. Then sweat drops. Then fall anime style when they see the clueless look on her face.

Scene Change!

It was Eli's turn to teach so Sakura and Li weren't present. They were currently making out in between serious conversations. As quoted by Li, 'I love it when you're serious!' closely followed by a 5 minute kiss. This would continue in a never-ending cycle until someone has the stomach to split them up without throwing up or screaming KAWAII... and then throwing up. But this is not what's important right now. What's important is the lesson that Eli was currently teaching.

"Today class, I have brought Ruby moon, Spinner Sun, Yue, and Keroberos to sow you the different magical creatures that are located in different parts of the world." Eli said in an authorities tone motioning to each of the creatures in turn. "Unlike most magical creatures, these are able to talk, use different magical abilities, fly, draw energy from different things, and..." Unfortunately 'professor' Eli was cut off from his lecture by a fight that started between Keroberos and Spinner sun. He was fortunate enough to finish his sentence. "And apparently fight." The class had to be evacuated because of the various energy balls and crystals being thrown around. Luckily, no one was hurt. Unfortunately, most students taking this class, from that day on, have started wearing armour to class. For safety reasons.

Other classes weren't any luckier. In the middle of potions, Meilin punched Malfoy because, and I quote, 'He's an annoying %#$%# who doesn't know when to #%$#% shut up, and he doesn't know a single %%$#% thing even though he always #%$$$ acts like he #%$!$ does!' Professor Snape wasn't happy.

There was also something weird going on at lunch. Ruby decided to give Spinner a break for the day, so most people were amazed to see a black, flying stuffed animal floating around with a glass that is huge compared to him containing coconut juice with a slice of lemon, a tiny umbrella, (I love to play with those little things!) and a huge bendy straw. Spinner could also be seen getting a tan outside later in the day.

Hermione had been sighted trying to sneak in to the boy's dormitory to raid Eli and Li's stuff for clues because of her large suspicion that they were hiding something there, and because she had finished all her homework for the rest of the year due to lack of snooping. Unfortunately, some one spotted her before she was able to reach their rooms, and she had no choice but to go and raid Sakura's stuff because they're in the same dormitory.
Harry and Ron were seen relishing their time away from the library right after they were seen to be thanking the gods for their hospitality of sparing them from having to research something new from the 'library of doom'. They were later seen in the Griffindor common room talking to each other, the main conversation being, "What do you want to do?" "I don't know. What do you want to do?" And so on. This further proves that the male mind needs a woman to help it start working because it's the woman that always knows what to do. (A.N: Girls rule.)

(A.N: Before I continue, I must say that I feel pretty girlish right now because I just watched the Yu-Gi-Oh episode where Malik/Marik takes his shirt off. {Drool!} That is all.)

Everyone later met during dinner in which no one mentioned his or her day and pretended that nothing special had happened. This drew quiet a few disbelieving stares because they all knew that for them not to have something weird or crazy happen during their day is impossible in this story. If the day were to be normal, then there would be no fun for the writer! THE HORROR!!!!

They finished off the day with a trip to their bed, cuddling up with their stuffed teddies. Sakura's shaped like Li, and Li's shaped like Sakura. Unknown to any of them though, a thousands miles or more away Voldemort was also curled up in bed with his own 'pink' stuffed teddy sucking his thumb.