Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Cardcapters- Deleted Scenes! ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2

All I can say is that I'm not sane right now but I hope that you enjoy this.

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Director: ALL RIGHT EVERYONE! Elevator scene! Take 254 978 639! ACTION!

(Sakura and Li are already trapped in the elevator and Madison and Eli are left outside.)

Sakura: (Inside the elevator.) What's that sound?

Li: It's coming from outside the elevator.

(Camera view switches to see Eli and Madison making out by the elevator.)

Director: NOT AGAIN! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!!!!!! WILL YOU TWO NOT MAKE OUT FOR ONCE! OK! TAKE 254 978 640! ACTION!

(It took a lot more takes to finally get this scene right.)

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Director: OK! Let's do the next scene! ACT… Huh?

(The Teletabies come and talk to the director)

Teletabies: Look here bub. This here is our turf so scram, you hear.

Everyone except the Teletabies: O.o

Director: Um. We booked the set for this time.

Teletabies: Do ya think we give a damn! We gotta make little brats happy. It's our fricking job, and the sooner it's over the sooner we can retire, so scram or we'll make ya.

Everyone except the Teletabies: O.o

Teletabies: ROAR!!!!

(Everyone except the Teletabies runs away.)

(A.N- I didn't feel normal when I wrote this part. I think some one put something into my drink. O.o)

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Director: Time for the scene where you all meet Eli. Ok? Ok. ACTION!

Teacher: (I don't know his name, alright!) Good morning class. Today I would like to welcome our new student, Eli. Come in please.

Director: (whispering to himself.) OMG! This might actually work without any problems!

(Eli comes into the classroom.)

Eli: Hello everyone.

(A hoard of fan girls run onto the set with the writer in the lead, and jump on Eli smothering him.)

Freaky Person, A.K.A- Nataly, A.K.A- Writer of this insane little fic: ELI IS MINE! MINE YOU HEAR! MINE! ALL MINE! LAY OF MADISON HE'S TAKEN! MUAHAHAHAHA!

(A.N- I'm really not sane today so please don't mind the insanity. Just enjoy it. ELI IS MINE! Disclaimer: I do not own Eli.)

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(A.N: The following is not for mature or normal people. You have been warned.)

(The Cardcaptors gang is right in the middle of a scene. Suddenly they all stopped what they were doing, got together, and started doing the can-can while they sang an insane little song.)

"ABCDEFG

Gummy bears are chasing me!

One is red, and one is blue.

The yellow one just ate my shoe!"

(They sang this over and over and over again, and no one could stop them. Soon everyone was doing the can-can and singing this insane little song.)

(A.N: That's funny! I was doing that all morning long! Except without the can-can part.)