Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Cookies!!!(The untold story@@) ❯ Cookies!! ( Prologue )

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Cookie s!







Now, we begin this
story by defining a few names first.

Sakura- Flower
Touya - Soya bean
Eriol- Oreo biscuit
Syaoran- Little wolf
Yukito- Tomato rabbit
Tomoyo- Red riding hood
Kero-chan- Koropok (Malay
word for crunchy crackers)

That much done, let us
then proceed, onto the fairy tale epic…Cookies!

Once upon a time, in a
nice little cottage in a far-off land, there lived a sweet little girl
Tomoyo the little red riding hood and her mother Sonomi.
On one fine morning…

Sonomi: Tomoyo dear,
please bring some biscuits to your darling grandfather."

Tomoyo: Hai! But we
don't have any biscuits, I know, I'll order online.

Tomoyo the red riding
hood switched on her computer that was the latest model in the field of
technology.

Tomoyo: Now, where's
that web page…here it is! www.eriol sells oreo cookies.com Yup!
Yup! The finest selection of cookies here!! Now, now, Grandpa
loves Oreo cookies! I'll choose them for him! *niko**niko*.

After selecting for about
4 to 5 hours *sweatdrop*, the afternoon finally arrived…nono, I mean, Tomoyo
finally arrived at a decision.

Tomoyo: Hmmm…here's
the order form..

(Tomoyo fills it out as follows)

To: IlovetorturingSakurawithmystuffedtoysattack@eriolsellscookies.com
From: Ilovevideotapingsakura@tomoyolovevideocameras.com

Dear Eriol kun,

I would like to order the largest cookie you have for my dear darling grandfather
for he is the nicest kindest gentle caring warm sweetest cutest errr…grandfather
I have. He always brings me to the park every Saturday and lets me
feed the ducks in the ponds and lets me pull and play with his hair.
Please deliver the cookie as soon as you can. I think my grandfather's
hungry.

Signed
Tomoyo



Meanwhile, at the place
where Eriol-the-oreo-cookie resides, Eriol-the-oreo-cookie is checking
his mail.

Eriol: Oh, quick!
A customer! Deliver the largest cookieeeeeeeeeee!

Yukito-the-tomato-rabbit
scuttles out of the tomato warehouse where he had been nibbling on tomatoes
to where Eriol was seated in his armchair.

Yukito: Hai!
*Goes into cookie chamber to select the largest cookie*

Ah! Found it! *Finds a cookie as big as himself, gets crushed
under it!*

It is all right! Such things shall not daunt me. I shall conquer
it!

*Turns into Yue and brushes the cookie off*

Yue: For Clow, I shall
do anything! I shall deliver the…*looks down at the cookie on the
floor*
It's OREO!! OH, MY
MASTER!! *Hugs the oreo cookie tightly* No one can eat you!

Eriol peers in, wondering
why Yukito-the-tomato-rabbit is taking so long. On seeing Yue….

Eriol: OH NO!
Yue! Oh no, he will follow me all around the house now!

*flicks his wrist and Yue turns back into Yukito-the-tomato-rabbit*

*Yukito-the-tomato-rabbit gets crushed again by the gigantic cookie again*

Eriol: *Casts the mini(ff7)
on the cookie* Yukito, listen up. The spell will wear off in
3

hours. It will revert back to its original size then. Don't
get lost, or you'll end

up carrying the large cookie.

Yukito: Hai!
Domo arigato!*Gets up happily and puts the cookie into a small brown

bag**Scuttles out the door* Ja ne!

Eriol: *niko**suddenly
realizes something* Hey, how did I know how to use spells

from ff7? OH NO! I'M A TRAITOR! *Goes and bang his head
against a

pillar*

Now, let's leave Eriol-the-oreo-biscuit
and his pillar alone for a while. They need time together.^_^



Back to the scene at the
small hut where Tomoyo and Sonomi resides…

Sonomi: *sees Tomoyo
donning her red riding hood* Good girl, delivering the cookies to
your grandfather now? Wait, I have not seen the cookies delivered
to us yet!

Tomoyo: Oh, the cookie
company will deliver it to grandfather.

Sonomi: WHAT?
I thought they were supposed to deliver the cookie to you and then you
bring it to your grandfather?

Tomoyo: It's the same, isn't
it? I was planning to visit grandfather and the cookie company will
deliver the cookie..*smiles sweetly and kisses Sonomi goodbye before rushing
out the door, a basket in hand.*

Sonomi:*Almost faints* Then
what's that basket for…

Note from author:
Never, never blame an innocent little kid.


Yukito-the-tomato-rabbit
is still making the delivery, or trying to.

Yukito: Oh my gosh!
I can't make the delivery!*sits down on a tuff of grass and ponders over
what to do next*

Yukito: *leans back
on the grass*

*closes his eyes and tries to recall something*

*opens his eyes and looks at the sky*

*contemplates returning to Eriol*

*gets up and walks for another hour*

At last, he can't hold
back his frustration anymore…

Yukito: I don't have
the delivery address!!!!!

Note that it has been
2 hours since Yukito left Eriol's residence.
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Tomoyo skips along gaily,
her basket tucked right under her left arm. She follows a little
winding path, and sees some beautiful sakura trees.

Tomoyo: Oh look!
What beautiful flowers! Grandpa will love this!

*Picks up a sakura in full bloom and drops it lightly into the basket*

I shall name it Sakura, after my best friend who lent me her crayons yesterday.^_^

Suddenly, Syaoran-the-little-wolf
pops out from behind a tree and scares Tomoyo quite a bit.

Syaoran-the-wolf: Hey,
give me whatever you have in that basket!

Tomoyo: No! I'm
giving this sakura to my grandfather!

Syaoran-the-wolf: *melts*
Oh, how sweet! How lucky your grandfather is!

Tomoyo suddenly has an
idea.

Tomoyo: Say, how would
you like coming to my grandfather's house with me? We're expecting
a LARGE cookie and we all can share it.

Syaoran: *blushes*
You really mean it? Oh, so kind of you! Please wait a moment
while I go prepare myself for this journey.

Syaoran-the-little-wolf
goes back to his home and returns with a complete set of beautiful silver
cutlery.

Syaoran: See, my tools!
I will ALWAYS bring these out with me whenever I go to have a meal.

*grins happily*

Tomoyo: But it's only
a cookie….*faints*

Syaoran: Come, let's
go! *Drags Tomoyo along the path*


Now, in a gingerbread
house not too far away…

Touya: U LOOK LIKE
A STUFFED YELLOW BEANBAG!

Kerochan: I DO NOT!

Touya: OH YES YOU DO!

Kerochan: I DO NOT!
I AM THE GOLDEN AND MAGNIFICENT CLOW CARD

GUARDIAN, CEREBERUS!

Touya: NO! NO!
YOU LOOK MORE LIKE A STUFFED YELLOW HIPPO!

Kerochan: *starts fuming
and fire comes out of his ears**narrows his eyes at Touya*
YOU DARED TO CALL ME, THE
MAGNIFICENT GUARDIAN, A HIPPOPOTAMUS??

Touya: HA! Now,
now, please remove yourself from my house this instant for my granddaughter
is coming to visit me soon and I am concerned that she might find your
"magnificence"(read: hippo) irritatingly irritating and annoyingly annoying.

Kerochan: THAT'S IT!
I'M GONNA CAST A SPELL ON YOU! *Starts chanting*

Touya: OH NO YOU DON'T!
*pounces on Keochan who is in the middle of chanting*
Kerochan: sdajkfeuadaujhvujfhsuhdfafklhdirh…HEY
DON'T DISTURB ME!

POOF! There is a
huge cloud of magic dust that generally covers everything.

When the dust and mist
has cleared…

Kerochan: See!
It's all your fault! I'm a cracker now!

Touya: *snickers, then
realizes something too* HEY! I'M A SOYA BEAN! HELP!

Therefore, kerochan-the-koropok
and Touya-the-soyabean continue their debates on stuff like hippos, soya
beans and koropok.


Meanwhile, recall that
Yukito-the-tomato-rabbit is still trying to find his way to deliver
the cookie…

Yukito: Oh no, oh no!
What do I do?? It's been 2 and a half hours! *takes out a tomato
to chew

while still thinking*

Suddenly, Yue decides
to emerge…again…

Yue: Ahem, with my
incredible acute sense of direction, I am sure that I can sniff my way
to the

delivery destination!*Poses**Then he notices the small brown bag used to
contain the

cookie!*

Yue: Oh no!!
It's OREO MY MASTER!! Master! I shall get to the bottom of
this! I shall find out who DARED to attempt to eat you! Justice
SHALL prevail!

That much done, Yue starts
on his journey. It was not long before he reached the gingerbread
house given his errr…"incredible acute sense of direction".

Yue: Aha! What
is this I see before me? A house…a gingerbread house…OH! I
so love gingerbread! *starts nibbling the door frame, then rushes
inside the house on hearing footsteps coming up the path to the house*

Yue: Hmmm…I've better
cover myself with that blanket over there!

Yue rushes over to the
bed and tucks himself in comfortably.

Knock! Knock!

Yue: Come in!
The door's not locked!

Tomoyo: There's no
door to begin with, Grandfather, I always knock on your door-frame,

remember? Hey, the door-frame looks that it was eaten away partially.
Oh, I am so

sorry, Grandfather! Were you that hungry?

Yue: Err….maybe…come
here, my ahem, darling granddaughter.

Tomoyo:*Goes over to the
bed*

Oooooo, grandfather, what long silver hair you have….

Yue: Err…it grew to
this length since the last time you came, yeah, it did, it did.

Tomoyo: But I came
only yesterday…

*Notices something else*

Gee, what beautiful blue eyes you have, grandfather!

Yue: Ahem, I just bought
these contact lenses today. Very innovative product. Sparkles
when you look into them.

Tomoyo: My, what a
bishounen you are, Grandfather!

Yue: Of course, your
grandfather was ALWAYS a bishounen!*beams*

Touya-the-soya-bean:
Don't be tricked by that impostor! Tomoyo-chan, grandfather is here!*tries
to point to himself but that is definitely an impossible mission*

Kero-the koropok: Come
off it! Be contented with your soya bean status, I think it suits
you fine, it even rhymes with your name.

Touya-the-soyabean:
So does yours, KEROCHAN THE KOROPOK!

Tomoyo: *Rushes over
to the table* Oh no, grandfather, you've turned into a bean! Kerochan,
you turned into a cracker! Oh, my……how……CUTE!!

Tomoyo takes out her video
camera from her basket and starts filming everything, from the soya bean,
to the koropok to Yue.*sweatdrop*(see, that's what the basket was for)

Suddenly, Syaoran the
wolf strolls in casually over to the table to where Tomoyo was standing.

Syaoran-the-wolf: Hey,
where's the cookie? I'm starved!

Yue pricks up his ears
at the mention of cookies!
Yue: *Pounces on Syaoran-the-wolf*
SO! YOU ARE THE CULPRIT! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO EAT MY MASTER!
I HAVE PROOF HERE!

Yue brings out the brown
paper bag which contains the cookie.

Yue: This IS discriminating
evidence against you!! Aha! *Bows his head, flips his hair
over his shoulders* My, what a touching moment, the moment of TRUTH!
When all essentially comes to light! Eriol, my oreo Master, I have
not let you down!

Dear readers, it is now
ahem *checks watch* a minute to the crucial three hours. Why a minute?
Because…

Eriol: *rushes through
the door* Oh, oh! Yukito,I used the wrong spell, the cookie will
grow very

big! OH NO! IT'S YUE!

Yue: Oh, my MASTER!!

Tomoyo: Oh, my grandfather!

Touya-the-soyabean:
Oh, silly STUFFED YELLOW GIRRAFE!

Kerochan-the-koropok:
Oh, irrating soya bean!

Syaoran-the-wolf: Oh
my cookie!

This name calling goes
on for about a minute…

And suddenly, the cookie
EXPANDS!

And everyone gets crushed
under this GIGANTIC ENORMOUS IMMENSE oreo cookie!



Reincarnation…

Then, comes reincarnation…and
that's where we get our entire cast of the much loved Card Captor Sakura
characters!

The end!^_^


Hope you have enjoyed it! I enjoyed writing it
though!^_^
Disclaimer: All characters here are copyright of
Clamp.

Oreo cookies are copyright of the Oreo cookie company

The final fantasy mini spell is copyright of Sqauresoft

Please please do review and do tell me if you suddenly
have this craving for oreo cookies after this silly fic.^_^
Ahem, and please do not flame me, okie?^_^ As to
whether the characters are in their physical forms or cookie form, I leave
that entirely up to you.^_^
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