Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction ❯ Family Feud CCS style ❯ Chapter 1
[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
By: Daidouji-san 
Muahah! The CCS characters on a game show that most of you have heard of!
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.31.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 827 | Status: Completed
Muahah! The CCS characters on a game show that most of you have heard of!
Anime/Manga: Card Captor Sakura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 08.31.2001 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 827 | Status: Completed
Family Feud
CCS style
(Audience begins to cheer as Yukito comes out with a nice tux on and carrying a deck of cards)
Yuki - Hello! And welcome to Family Feud CCS style! On today's show, Team "Crazy" we have Sonomi, her daughter Tomoyo, Eriol, Suppi-chan, and Nakuru. And on the opposing Team "Diluted" we have Fujitaka, his daughter Sakura and his son Touya, Kero-chan and Syaoran. Are we ready to play the game!
(Audience begins to cheer again)
Eriol - SHUT UP!!!
(Audience goes quiet)
Eriol - Thank you.
Yuki - Ok then. Now, staring off with our first category, 'Reasons why Usagi would cry'. And starting us off on Team "Crazy" is Sonomi. So how do you do Sonomi? I've heard you own a very big business.
Sonomi - Yes, I do. Can we just go on with the damn game! (Glares at Fujkitaka.) I WILL BEAT YOU!!!
(Fujitaka has huge sweat drop on his face and smiles)
Yuki - Well then, can you name one of the reasons Usagi would cry?
Sonomi - Who is Usagi?
Sakura - SAILOR MOON OF COURSE!! THE ONLY AND LEGENDARY…!
(Syaoran stomps on her foot and she shuts up)
(Buzzer rings and a huge x appears on the screen thing.)
Yuki - Gomen nasai Sonomi! Next in line, Eriol! I understand that you were once an evil sorcerer. .
Eriol - Once?! Still am! I will control the world with the beautiful Tomoyo-san!
Sonomi - WHAT!! LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!!
(Both begin to argue at each other as a huge sweat drop appears on the side of Yuki's face.)
Yuki - uhmm…. ok then…Tomoyo!
Tomoyo - She didn't get anything to eat??
(All look up to the board but a huge x appears and a long buzzer appears)
Yuki - Ohh . . . Sooo sorry. Next contestant. A reminder, if you do not get this right it will go over to the other team.
Suppi-chan - Well. . . She falls down?
(All look up and one of them flips around and they all go crazy)
Yuki - Now Nakuru, you're the team's last hope . . . so what will it be?
Nakuru - Well I'm going to go with. . .She doesn't have Touya as a boyfriend!
Eriol - That would be your reason.
Nakuru - SHUT UP!!! (Clenches her teeth)
(Buzzer rings and they all look over to see Sakura and Syaoran making out)
Touya - Get off my little sister you gaki!
(Both still kissing)
Yuki - well then, uhm. . . Fujitaka! Name one of the reasons Usagi would cry!!
(Fujitaka takes too long and the buzzer rings)
Yuki - OHH…gomen! Sakura, you're the expert on Sailor moon, you answer this!
(Sakura and Syaoran are still making out and she is too busy to answer)
Yuki - All right then, screw this! Lets move on! Next Category!
(Camera men bring out bucket full of rats and dump it on Sakura and Syaoran as they pull apart screaming)
Yuki - now, that's better. Moving on. . . (Glances at each card, throws most of them away) You know what, were just going to go with 'Reasons why you shouldn't like your older brothers friends' ~wink wink~
Eriol (to Sonomi) - I'm going to marry your daughter and rule the world. . .
Sonomi - Like hell you will!
Tomoyo - Dear god mom, leave him alone. . . (huge sweat drop)
(Syaoran and Touya glare at each other; Sakura is playing with her hair, Kero-chan is eating)
Yuki - Is anyone going to answer the question!!
(Audience stares in disbelief, he stares back)
Acacia-san (from audience) - I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Stacey-chan pulls her back down in the audience and covers her mouth)
Yuki - well, you might as well answer it if no one else will. . .
Acacia-san - Because they could be gay!!!!!!!! (glares at Touya as she runs down to him and smacks a kiss on his cheek) WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO BE GAY YOU'RE TO DAMN CUTE!!!!!
(Stacey-chan runs down and strangles her while pulling her back into her seat. Nakuru glares at Acacia-san)
Yuki - that is correct!!!! Now, back to the game! Eriol . . ?
(Both Eriol and Tomoyo have unexpectantly left the stage, a small note tacked to the microphone)
(Note) - I have taken Tomoyo and we are now going to get married and rule world. . . TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonomi - WHY THAT LITTLE…!!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHER YOU!!!!!
(Sonomi runs off the stage while knocking Fujitaka unconscious. She runs past the security guards and out of the doors)
Yuki - god damn it . . . there go four players. . . Well, lets move on! Since your all to dense to figure this out, were going to go with 'Reasons Tenchi is a jerk!' and it's free for all!!!
Producer - Yuki! Follow the script you idiot!
Kero-chan - Because he likes cake!!! And all the cake in the world is mine! (Mutters under breath)
Yuki - Gomen. That's incorrect. And somebody please turn off the damn buzzer!
Producer - the mechanic ran out with his 'lover'.
Yuki - (angry anime face). . . Well back to the ga. . . WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Both Sakura and Syaoran are gone, another note tacked to the microphone)
(Note) - We went to Tomoyo's and Eriol's wedding. Be back sooner or later.
Touya - That little gaki!!! I'll kill him!!!!
(Runs out of the stage with Nakuru chasing him and yelling)
Yuki - well, looks like we only have two contestants left. Kero-chan and Suppi-chan. . . (Sighs)
Kero-chan - I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!! It's. . . uh. . . I don't know. . .
Stacey-chan (from audience) - PICK ME PICK ME!! I KNOW I KNOW!!!
(Acacia-san pulls her down and shoves a mans tie in her mouth)
(Suppi-chan is amazed at the buzzer as he keeps pressing the button)
Yuki - AHHHHH!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!! YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER HOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Storms off stage throwing the cards everywhere)
Suppi-chan - CHOCALATE!!!! AHHHH!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!
Kero-chan - just a little bite!! Please!!!! (Begins to shove it down his throat)
Producer - sorry people!! This show is officially off the air! You'll have to find another show to amuse you on your weekends! Now get out of here you little pests!!!
Audience - awww…but…but..
Producer - OUT!!
Audience - ooohhhhhhh. . . (all flip him off as they leave, Kero still trying to shove chocolate down Suppi's mouth)
(Acacia-san and Stacey-chan walk a different way out and stubble upon. . .yeah. . .)
Touya - GET AWAY FROM HER YOU LITTLE GAKI!!!!
(Begins to pry Syaoran off of Sakura.)
Syaoran - why you little!!. . . (Pulls out his fire and blows Touya up)
Nakuru - NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Both Sakura and Syaoran begin to make out on the ground again)
Acacia-san - well that was interesting
(Nakuru is laying by Touya's dust while she fiddles with it in her hands (and crying)
Stacey-chan - quite interesting. Care for some ice cream?
Acacia-san - sure! Why not! I could go for some chocolate right now!!
(both walk off as the studio is torn down and Kero is seen shoving chocolate down Suppi's mouth)
10 years later. . .
(after the show)
Yuki was later put into a mental hospital and was heard repeatedly screaming out the answers for the many reasons Usagi would cry, Reasons why Tenchi was a jerk and Reasons why you shouldn't like your older brothers friend. Eriol and Tomoyo were still on the run from Sonomi, and Fukitaka had been put into a comma and was still expect to wake up. Nakuru had fallen in love with some new guy after the death of Touya and no one had heard or seen her again. Kero had finally convinced Suppi to eat chocolate and Suppi-chan had almost choked and died. (it never ate chocolate again) And the last time any one heard of Syaoran and Sakura, they had 10 kids and were slowly going bankrupt.
This was our first try at a humor fan - fiction. ^.~ If you laughed its cool but if you didn't, then we understand… Hope you liked! Stacey-chan and Acacia-san were really bored when they wrote this, so don't expect the best. *^.^*
Stacey-chan: ~chases Cacia-san around w/ a knife to kill her for her ending in the Star's Revenge~ DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Acacia-san: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!
CCS style
(Audience begins to cheer as Yukito comes out with a nice tux on and carrying a deck of cards)
Yuki - Hello! And welcome to Family Feud CCS style! On today's show, Team "Crazy" we have Sonomi, her daughter Tomoyo, Eriol, Suppi-chan, and Nakuru. And on the opposing Team "Diluted" we have Fujitaka, his daughter Sakura and his son Touya, Kero-chan and Syaoran. Are we ready to play the game!
(Audience begins to cheer again)
Eriol - SHUT UP!!!
(Audience goes quiet)
Eriol - Thank you.
Yuki - Ok then. Now, staring off with our first category, 'Reasons why Usagi would cry'. And starting us off on Team "Crazy" is Sonomi. So how do you do Sonomi? I've heard you own a very big business.
Sonomi - Yes, I do. Can we just go on with the damn game! (Glares at Fujkitaka.) I WILL BEAT YOU!!!
(Fujitaka has huge sweat drop on his face and smiles)
Yuki - Well then, can you name one of the reasons Usagi would cry?
Sonomi - Who is Usagi?
Sakura - SAILOR MOON OF COURSE!! THE ONLY AND LEGENDARY…!
(Syaoran stomps on her foot and she shuts up)
(Buzzer rings and a huge x appears on the screen thing.)
Yuki - Gomen nasai Sonomi! Next in line, Eriol! I understand that you were once an evil sorcerer. .
Eriol - Once?! Still am! I will control the world with the beautiful Tomoyo-san!
Sonomi - WHAT!! LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!!
(Both begin to argue at each other as a huge sweat drop appears on the side of Yuki's face.)
Yuki - uhmm…. ok then…Tomoyo!
Tomoyo - She didn't get anything to eat??
(All look up to the board but a huge x appears and a long buzzer appears)
Yuki - Ohh . . . Sooo sorry. Next contestant. A reminder, if you do not get this right it will go over to the other team.
Suppi-chan - Well. . . She falls down?
(All look up and one of them flips around and they all go crazy)
Yuki - Now Nakuru, you're the team's last hope . . . so what will it be?
Nakuru - Well I'm going to go with. . .She doesn't have Touya as a boyfriend!
Eriol - That would be your reason.
Nakuru - SHUT UP!!! (Clenches her teeth)
(Buzzer rings and they all look over to see Sakura and Syaoran making out)
Touya - Get off my little sister you gaki!
(Both still kissing)
Yuki - well then, uhm. . . Fujitaka! Name one of the reasons Usagi would cry!!
(Fujitaka takes too long and the buzzer rings)
Yuki - OHH…gomen! Sakura, you're the expert on Sailor moon, you answer this!
(Sakura and Syaoran are still making out and she is too busy to answer)
Yuki - All right then, screw this! Lets move on! Next Category!
(Camera men bring out bucket full of rats and dump it on Sakura and Syaoran as they pull apart screaming)
Yuki - now, that's better. Moving on. . . (Glances at each card, throws most of them away) You know what, were just going to go with 'Reasons why you shouldn't like your older brothers friends' ~wink wink~
Eriol (to Sonomi) - I'm going to marry your daughter and rule the world. . .
Sonomi - Like hell you will!
Tomoyo - Dear god mom, leave him alone. . . (huge sweat drop)
(Syaoran and Touya glare at each other; Sakura is playing with her hair, Kero-chan is eating)
Yuki - Is anyone going to answer the question!!
(Audience stares in disbelief, he stares back)
Acacia-san (from audience) - I KNOW I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Stacey-chan pulls her back down in the audience and covers her mouth)
Yuki - well, you might as well answer it if no one else will. . .
Acacia-san - Because they could be gay!!!!!!!! (glares at Touya as she runs down to him and smacks a kiss on his cheek) WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE TO BE GAY YOU'RE TO DAMN CUTE!!!!!
(Stacey-chan runs down and strangles her while pulling her back into her seat. Nakuru glares at Acacia-san)
Yuki - that is correct!!!! Now, back to the game! Eriol . . ?
(Both Eriol and Tomoyo have unexpectantly left the stage, a small note tacked to the microphone)
(Note) - I have taken Tomoyo and we are now going to get married and rule world. . . TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonomi - WHY THAT LITTLE…!!!!!!!! GET BACK HERE WITH MY BEAUTIFUL DAUGHER YOU!!!!!
(Sonomi runs off the stage while knocking Fujitaka unconscious. She runs past the security guards and out of the doors)
Yuki - god damn it . . . there go four players. . . Well, lets move on! Since your all to dense to figure this out, were going to go with 'Reasons Tenchi is a jerk!' and it's free for all!!!
Producer - Yuki! Follow the script you idiot!
Kero-chan - Because he likes cake!!! And all the cake in the world is mine! (Mutters under breath)
Yuki - Gomen. That's incorrect. And somebody please turn off the damn buzzer!
Producer - the mechanic ran out with his 'lover'.
Yuki - (angry anime face). . . Well back to the ga. . . WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Both Sakura and Syaoran are gone, another note tacked to the microphone)
(Note) - We went to Tomoyo's and Eriol's wedding. Be back sooner or later.
Touya - That little gaki!!! I'll kill him!!!!
(Runs out of the stage with Nakuru chasing him and yelling)
Yuki - well, looks like we only have two contestants left. Kero-chan and Suppi-chan. . . (Sighs)
Kero-chan - I KNOW THE ANSWER!!!!!!! It's. . . uh. . . I don't know. . .
Stacey-chan (from audience) - PICK ME PICK ME!! I KNOW I KNOW!!!
(Acacia-san pulls her down and shoves a mans tie in her mouth)
(Suppi-chan is amazed at the buzzer as he keeps pressing the button)
Yuki - AHHHHH!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!! YOU CAN FIND ANOTHER HOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Storms off stage throwing the cards everywhere)
Suppi-chan - CHOCALATE!!!! AHHHH!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!
Kero-chan - just a little bite!! Please!!!! (Begins to shove it down his throat)
Producer - sorry people!! This show is officially off the air! You'll have to find another show to amuse you on your weekends! Now get out of here you little pests!!!
Audience - awww…but…but..
Producer - OUT!!
Audience - ooohhhhhhh. . . (all flip him off as they leave, Kero still trying to shove chocolate down Suppi's mouth)
(Acacia-san and Stacey-chan walk a different way out and stubble upon. . .yeah. . .)
Touya - GET AWAY FROM HER YOU LITTLE GAKI!!!!
(Begins to pry Syaoran off of Sakura.)
Syaoran - why you little!!. . . (Pulls out his fire and blows Touya up)
Nakuru - NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Both Sakura and Syaoran begin to make out on the ground again)
Acacia-san - well that was interesting
(Nakuru is laying by Touya's dust while she fiddles with it in her hands (and crying)
Stacey-chan - quite interesting. Care for some ice cream?
Acacia-san - sure! Why not! I could go for some chocolate right now!!
(both walk off as the studio is torn down and Kero is seen shoving chocolate down Suppi's mouth)
10 years later. . .
(after the show)
Yuki was later put into a mental hospital and was heard repeatedly screaming out the answers for the many reasons Usagi would cry, Reasons why Tenchi was a jerk and Reasons why you shouldn't like your older brothers friend. Eriol and Tomoyo were still on the run from Sonomi, and Fukitaka had been put into a comma and was still expect to wake up. Nakuru had fallen in love with some new guy after the death of Touya and no one had heard or seen her again. Kero had finally convinced Suppi to eat chocolate and Suppi-chan had almost choked and died. (it never ate chocolate again) And the last time any one heard of Syaoran and Sakura, they had 10 kids and were slowly going bankrupt.
This was our first try at a humor fan - fiction. ^.~ If you laughed its cool but if you didn't, then we understand… Hope you liked! Stacey-chan and Acacia-san were really bored when they wrote this, so don't expect the best. *^.^*
Stacey-chan: ~chases Cacia-san around w/ a knife to kill her for her ending in the Star's Revenge~ DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Acacia-san: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!