Chobits Fan Fiction ❯ Milkshake ❯ Owners of a Hotel ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

~Takes place after the last manga. Chii and Hideki move to Orlando with Shimbo and Takako Shimizu. They live in a Hilton Hotel (Minoru’s father left him $20,000,000, and Minoru lent Hideki $5,000,000 for helping him get over his deceased sister). The 5 million was somehow enough to buy out a Hilton Hotel and since then the four of them were the owners. They get $785,500 a day, so they paid off Minoru in about a week~

Hideki: Chii, get dressed-you’re working the counter today!

Chii: Yes, Hideki-dono!

Shimbo: Dono?

Hideki: What are you doing in our room?

Plum: In our room! In our room!

Shimbo: Oh hi Plum! How’s Hideki treating you?

Plum: He’s treatin me good! He’s treatin me good!

Chii: -Walking out the door in a blue silky and lacey dress- Take care of yourselves!
-Waves-

Plum: Byes!

Kotoko: Please shut up…

Hideki: When did you get here?

Kotoko: I’m Shimbo’s now!

Hideki: Really?

Shimbo: Yep! “Dragonfly” gave her to me.

Kotoko: Unfortunately…




Customer: Yo, hot stuff! Can I get the room next to yours?!

Chii: Fuck off.

Customer: I can give you whatever you want, Sand In My Eye.

Chii: That is the most despicable name ever.

Customer: -Grabs Chii’s arm- Come with me…

Chii: -Pushes the security button with her free arm- Help! Security!

Mister T: Yo, dawg! What’s the matta?!

Customer: Nuttin!

Mister T: Kay… bye!

Chii: Hello! Look with your eyes at my arm!

Mister T: Aww he wants ta hold your hand…!

Customer: Yep!

Mister T: Right then… well… see ya my home- skilletz!

Chii: Wait! Dammit!

Mister T: What? You want to have a tea party?

Chii: …… what…? No! Save me! He’s trying to rape me!

Customer: No I’m not… I’m gonna kidnap you…

Chii: Well that’s much better.

Customer: ^_^

Mister T: I’ll leave you to spoon on own time!

Chii: Excuse you?! Spoon?! Hell no?!

Author: Let’s keep this PG-13 please.

Mister T: Peace out!

Customer: See ya!

Chii: Uh… what about me?

Customer: You’ll see…

Chii: Burn in hell… -Throws a rag into his face and pulls out of his grasp-

Customer: Yaaaahhh! -Runs towards Chii with the rag-

Chii: I’m tired of you…! -Pulls out the knife Hideki gave her- DIE!!!

~Another customer walks in~

Customer 2: WTF?!

Chii: Help! He’s trying to kill me!

Customer 2: -Pulls out a gun and shoots the 1st customer in the heart- Diiieee!!!

Customer: -Dies-

Chii: Why thank you!

Customer 2: You’re welcome! ^_^

Chii: Here’s your key!

Executer: -Walks up to the body of Customer and stuffs it into a brown leather bag- Yay! Lunch!



Hideki: Hey Shimbo, where’s Ms. Shimizu?

Shimbo: Well, first of all, call her Takako. And second of all she’s doing her job.

Plum: She’s a French maid! She’s a French maid!

Hideki: How did you know?

Plum: Yesterday when you were out hiring “Gourmet Chefs” she cleaned the room!

Hideki: What’s with the quotations?

Plum: I “like” em! Dey’re fun“!”

Hideki: Oh.

Kotoko: Plum, STFU!!!

Plum: “That’s” not nice!

Shimbo: Well, I gotta go landscape.

Plum: Yay”!”

Kotoko: Why must you add a quotation to and sing everything?

Plum: Cuz “it’z fun!”

Shimbo: See ya! -Walks out the door-

Plum: Bye “former“ master!

Shimbo: Bye! How did I end up with the sweaty job? I ask… myself.

THE END OF CHAPTER 1

A/N: So how’d you like it so far? Did you like the Mister T part? I think that’s my favorite part so far, 'cept for the parts where Chii cusses. In some of my former stories (Only my friends have read them) I like to have Chii talk like a gangsta! It’s always funny for the cute and innocent ones to be bad! Till next time… BYES!




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