Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Digimon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Pokemon Fan Fiction / Ranma 1/2 Fan Fiction / Sailor Moon Fan Fiction / Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction / Trigun Fan Fiction / FLCL Fan Fiction ❯ Life is Just a Bottle of Sake ❯ It All Begins Here ( Chapter 1 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

HELLO! This is my first fanfiction that is going to have a slight lemony sour taste to it so…please tell me if I'm doing it right or not. O yea and this one does NOT have a lemon in it. Sorry to all of you people who were hoping for that……and I do not own ANYONE except for Slash. Well, let's let the story begin…and by the way this is written by Slash as Slash…in other words a first person narrative.

Cast:

Digimon: Matt, Tai, Agumon, Gabumon

FLCL: Haruko

Cowboy Bebop: Faye, Spike, Jet, Ed

Pokemon: Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu, Team Rocket

Ranma: Akane, Ranma, Nabiki, Ryoga

Sailor Moon: Serena, Ami, Rae, Lita, Mina, Darien

Tenchi Muyo: Sasami, Ryoko, Ayeka, Tenchi, Mihoshi

Trigun: Slash, Vash, Wolfwood, Millie,

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One summer day Tai, Matt, and the cast of Pokemon were battling, and the cast of Sailor Moon and Tenchi Muyo were just talking. All of a sudden Vash and Wolfwood came out of a bush fighting, and I was chasing after them screaming.

"STOP FIGHTING OVER THE FRICKEN PIECE OF CHICKEN!!!" I screamed, and after I screamed that the crowd of people who were sitting there were staring, "What did I do to YOU PEOPLE!!!??? My point exactly!" Vash finally got the piece of chicken and ate it, but then Spike and his group of people came out and sat on the benches. Everyone was watching the battles between the Pokemon and Digimon. I stared in amazement and started to walk towards one of the creatures.

"Lady stay out of the way!" Tai screamed, but I didn't listen. I just stared at the fire that was being blasted out of all the little creatures, "Wait a minute…Agumon stop! Call off the battle real quick!" Everyone listened to his command, and I was still staring at the little creatures. "Hey! Excuse me! Girl…*snap*"

"Huh!? Oh hello! Yes, I am a girl, and you are? Don't forget to give me stats!" I said happily for some reason.

"Okay…Ahem. My name is Tai, I just turned 18, and what else is there to know?" he replied, "Who are you and don't forget your stats?"

"Umm…my name is Junsei, but you can call me Slash *points at mark on her face*, I'm `17' and I have blonde hair!" I shouted stupidly, and that caught his attention.

"So…I guess…hello!" he said shaking my hand, and I shook his hand too, "How are you?"

"I'm fine, but how are you?" I asked back.

"I'm just great! So do you live in this part of Japan?" He asked, and I nodded my head. At that very moment Millie came out of the bush and was screaming.

"MR. VASH! MR. PRIEST! SLASH!" she yelled and I stood there in front of her, "Ok *pant* Meryl is off on a five month Honey Moon."

"Ok…and?" I asked in confusion.

"Now you can have Mr. Vash with you and maybe he'll ask you out or something…" she replied quietly. (This is a different version of things…yea you get it.) I simply shook my head.

"I don't know…I think I should wait to see if I like any other guy before picking and choosing." I said and she nodded in agreement, and then I went back to Tai, "Sorry about that…ummm don't think I'm being rude or anything but…*points at Agumon* what is that thing?"

"Oh…heh, I guess I should have told you before." Tai said, "This is a Digimon *explains* and this very special one is Agumon!" I looked at him as though I understood although the only thing I understand was Digimon and Agumon.

"OH aren't you just the sweetest thing!" I babbled, "So how is the cute little Agumon?"

"I'm just fine!" Agumon said and I stared at him with, O.O, those kind of eyes. I slowly backed up to Tai and stared him in the eye.

"Did it just…talk?" I gulped, and Tai nodded nervously, "KEWL!! So can you say anything really funny?" Tai stared at me like I was crazy, "What? It takes me a minute to adjust to things!" I then warmed up to him then I slouched onto him, and that made him blush.

"What the heck is that?" Tenchi screamed as something came flying over head. It looked like a person flying on a blob at first, but it turned out to be Haruko!

"LOOK OUT!" she screamed as she landed. I started to get out of the way, but I tripped over a giant crack in the cement and fell into Matt.

"Oh geez! I'm so sorry!" I fumbled as he caught me.

"No it's ok! Hi I'm Matt!" he said, "And I'm guessing you're Slash. I heard your conversation with Tai!" I giggled and blushed as I got up from his arms.

"Yea, I'm the famous Slash!" I laughed, "And you own a Digimon too I presume?" He nodded and I giggled, "Well I don't have a Digimon but I do have a kitty!" I pulled out the small black cat, Karen-neko, (I changed it) from my shirt pocket.

"Awww…how cute!" Tai and Matt chimed in together, and then glared at eachother.

"Isn't she just the cutest!? I found her on the streets rummaging for food one day and then took her with me!" I squeaked, "So who are the rest of these people?" Apparently no one knew each other so I screamed, "OK! EVERYONE COME HERE WHERE I AM AND WE WILL HAVE LIKE A LITTLE MEETING TO MEET EACH OTHER!" Eventually everyone came to the point I had directed them, and they formed a lopsided circle. More people joined in as we continued to introduce ourselves…~1 hour later~, "Are we all done meeting each other? ALRIGHTY THEN! Party at my house!" All of a sudden Vash stood up and screamed.

"WAIT! WHO HAS A REALLY BIG HOUSE!?" he asked

"I DO! I JUST MOVED INTO IT TOO!" Haruko screamed, and we all went to her house. I noticed that Wolfwood was eyeing Millie when everyone was leaving.

"BOO!" I startled him, "You like Millie?" He nodded, "You know...I just might be able to get her to go out with you…for a price though"

"What kind of a price?" he asked

"Just a couple packs of Sake…you know what we need it for right?" I asked him slyly, and he smirked.

"So you're trying to get drunk…at such a young age, tsk tsk tsk." he said with a smile on his face.

"Hey you know just as well as I do that I am fucking dying without getting drunk! It's how I make new friends…please?" I begged, and he gave in, "Muahahahahahaha!"

"Sometimes you scare me…" he said as he trailed off into the darkness. I just realized that it was night time and I was all alone in the dark.

"Umm…hello? Is anyone there?" I whispered nervously, "AHH!!!!!!! HELP! DARK AND ME JUST DON'T MIX! HELP!!! ANYONE!"

*************************************************************** *********So what do you think of my fan fiction so far? Well review if you want more…that party is supposed to be NAUGHTY! Hehehe if ya know what I mean…*wink* Bye Byes for now! ~Slash~