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It all started out as a normal day…

Johny: We have all come here today to celebrate… I mean mourn Gogen's and Yugi's death. Yugi… I barely know the guy although I am an expert at playing the card game…

People: Oh, please!

For Johny, anyhow.

Johny: He was a good friend of Joey and some other duelist…

Yugi: (Comes back from the dead) I never was! I was only using them!

Joey: NO!!! (commits suicide)

Johny: But who gives a damn?! Yugi was a mother fuckin' bastard to me! And so was Gogen! I don't even know why the fuck I'm here! I could be in Ebour city at Club Heno getting' drunk and watching girls strip! This is a waste of…

Everyone: (glares and takes out torches and pitchforks)

Johny: Ehehehe… I'll just leave now… (hauls ass to Ebour) That was close… Now all I need to do is make a new co-host… And maybe a girlfriend… (walks into Club Heno)

Heno Dude: Sup' Johny! Haven't seen ya' in a while! Been busy with the show, eh?

Johny: Yep, plus work is a killer…

Dude: You actually got a job?!

Johny: Just kidding'

Dude: Oh, okay. Well Seya round'.

Bartender: The usual Johny?

Johny: Sure Jim… (look at stripper) Wait a sec… Isn't that Melfina?! But if she's here, than that must mean…

Gene: Johny! My man! (walks over)

Johny: GENE! I haven't seen you in ages, man!

Gene: Well ya' know, I've been going' places, finding bounties, and getting 'drunk, getting' high…

Johny: Well it's great to see ya! Guess what? I got my own show and my own Gundam!

Gene: Well that explains what happened to the moon…

2 hours later…

Jonhy: (drunk) Man… this has been a really great night huh Gene?

Gene: Yeah I (hic) guess…(all of a sudden some evil police/military dudes burst in)

Policedude: YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST! PUTS YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SE EM'! ANYTHING YOU SAY MIGHT BE USED AGAINST YOU!

Jonhy: I thought it was (hic) will be used against you, dumbass…(gets shot and is transported to a hospital nearby)

Docter: He got a .45 to the brain, guys!

Nurses: Damn, they must have been good shots to hit Johny's brain…

Doctor: He's losing vital sighs! Give me the defrabulator! CLEAR! (buz buz buz)

Gene: You can make it Johny! If you swallowed a nuke then don't let 1 bullet stop ya!

Doctor: Nothing! CLEAR! (buz buz buz)

Domon: Don't die Johny! I'm the one that's suppose to kill you!

Doctor: Still nothing! CLEAR! (buz buz buz buz buz)

Botan: No!!! Now Koenma's gonna make you the new Yueske!

Doctor: Live damnit live! CLEAR! (buz buz buz buz buz buz buz buz)

Shadow: You owe me 5 bucks! Damn you!

Doctor: Don't go dying on me! CLEAR! (buz buz buz buz buz buz buz buz buuuuuuuuuuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) He's dead…

Gene:NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!

Everyone except Gene: YEAH!!!

Gene: AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CARES THAT HE'S DEAD?!

Everyone else: Yes…

Gene: Oh…Okay…

Goten: I get his PS2!

Trunks: I get his Gamecube!

Botan: I get his Xbox!

Heero: I get his Gundam!

Domon: I get his money!

Yueske: I get his show!

A few days later at the Grand Canyon…

Gene: (holding Johny's body in tears) I will now throw you off the cliff and then you will become a highlander! You will spend the rest of your life trying to kill yourself!

Meat wad: But he is already dead stupid…

Gene: It's a magic cliff!

Hiei: You have to be born a highlander, dumbass…

Meat wad: See?! He saw the movie too!

Gene: Whatever… Besides, it'll make a really cool explosion!

Meat wad: Then go for it!

Gene: Okay! (throws Johny off the cliff)

Meat wad: Hey that looks like fun! (jumps off only to be engulfed by a giant nuke cloud)

Johny: (wakes up in a giant dark room that walls were changing bright colors) Dude… So this is what it's like to be dead… Kinda looks like something from Zelda…

Booming voice: Johny!

Johny: What?

Booming voice: Don't I intimidate you?

Johny: No not really…

Booming voice: Not even a tinny bit?

Johny: Nope…

Booming voice: Oh okay… You have been chosen to embark on a quest where you'll make new friends and make new enemies…blah blah blah… and get your life back all at the same time!

Johny: But why me?

Voice: Well, duh! Your show is awesome, dude!

Johny: Thanks. Okay, do I have to go down snake road?

Voice: Nope…

Johny: Okay, do I have to hatch a golden egg thing?

Voice: No…

Johny: Do I have to do 100 good deeds?

Voice: Nope…

Johny: Do I have to get the 7 dragonballs?

Voice: Nope…

Johny: Do I have to somehow project my dreams into the 3 people that care about me the most and then somehow a beautiful girl kisses me and after that becomes my girlfriend and then I come back to life?

Voice: Dream on…

Johny: Shit… So what do I have to do?

Voice: You must undergo 13 tasks to be revived…

Johny: Sounds easy enough…

Meanwhile, back on earth…

Buu: Buu kick Hercules ass!(blows up Hercule)

YIPPEE!!!!! Uh, I mean back at the dark bright wall room thing…

Voice: Well you better hurry, cause it looks like Buu has been revived again…

Johny: Why hurry? I can't stop Buu, so why should I hurry? I'm just going to die again!

Voice: Yes, but you'll eventually find I way I mean, you're the author, right? Besides, Gogen is coming alone with you for the same prize…

Gogen: (appears out of nowhere) Good to see you again, Johny.

Johny: GOGEN! (Glomps Gogen)

Gogen: Get off or I'll go evil again!

Johny: (lets go) Oops, Err… Sorry…

Voice: Well you people better get going… (Teleports Johny and Gogen to the location of the first task at…)

END CHAPTER 2

Johny: I don't own Yu-gi-oo! (Though, it would be cool if I did). I don't own G Gundam or Gundam Wing. I don't own DBZ or Yu-Yu-Hakuso. I don't own Aqua Team Hunger Force (that's where mead wad is from). I don't own Outlaw Star and if I did I wouldn't allow it to be dubbed by those mother…(passes out because of lack of oxygen)

Gogen: We aren't advertising Ebour or Club Heno an anyway and we-well I don't encourage you to strip and get drunk and DON'T SOME POT I WAS ONLY KIDDING!

Johny: (is conscious again) I own Gogen, this fic, and myself. I'll probably let you use them in your fic (not as if you'd want to) but ask me first. AND GOGEN IS GOGEN, NOT GOKU OR GOHAN MISSPELLED!!!