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[ P - Pre-Teen ]

~~~^@+!+OUR INSIDE JOKES+!+@^~~~

#1. BANANAS!

#2. "She looks like a weasel!" - Hajime Saitoh

#3. "OOOOOH! Dumb! Dumb! Dumb... DOESN'T MATTER!!!" - Misao (and Me!!!)

#4. "Anna, stop drooling!" - Katie (Whenever Anna sees a bishounen, Orlando Bloom or just decides to drool at random.

#5. "Happy Happy Chipmunks! Happy Happy Chipmunks!" - Anna

#6. "Beware the pink chipmunks that live in my brain!" - Anna

#7. "AHH! Help! The chipmunks ran off with the tomatoes!" - Anna

#8. "Are you fantasizing about Captain Sagara again?" - Katie

#9. "Perk up, pal!" - Katie

#10. "PROJECTILE!" - Anna

#11. "What would happen if Aoshi got drunk?" - Anna

#12. "It's doing it again..." - Anna (about Katie's hair)

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Anyone who has seen a picture of Souzou Sagara knows that his hair is always in his face, usually over one eye. Katie was straightening her hair and it just happened to fall into her face like his does. No matter how much she tried to push it away, it just kept falling.

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#13. (<--- Lucky number) "What the 'ell are you doing in the bathroom day and night?! Why don't you get ou' of there 'n give someone else a chance!?" - Igor (Young Frankenstein) {Can you believe we did that to Laurel!? HAHA!}

#14. "I say go for it Missy!" - Sano

#15. "Did I do the voice again!?" - Anna

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I (Anna) can do impressions of different characters and different voices. If I'm doing an impression of, say, Sailor Moon, I'll ask if I did the voice right.

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#16. "Scary voice!"

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Katie and I say this when Kenshin goes from "oro" to "Dammit, listen to me".

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#17. "Ooh! Scary eyes!"

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Said when a character in RK (Kenshin, Aoshi or Saitoh usually) does that narrow-eyes thing that basically says "I'm three milliseconds from beating your ass DOWN".

#18. "Anna, stop staring!" - Katie

#19. "SHOUNEN!!!" - Anna

#20. "Meep." - Anna (but Katie copies me!)

#21. "YOW SHIT!" - Anna (I'm a klutz.)

#22. "I don't know you..." - Katie (when Anna does something embarrassing)

#23. "I've done this before. Trust me..." - Anna (famous last words.)

#24. "They don't call me Chaos for nothing!" - Anna

#25. "Oh look a chicken!"

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I have a shirt that says "They say I have A.D.D. They just don't understand... Oh look! A chicken!" I have A.D.D. and I can't pay attention. So when somebody isn't paying attention we say they have a "chicken moment".

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#26. "Eww! You're drooling again!" - Katie

#27. "Oh no, not the moron Wookie again!" - Anna (about the dog)

#28. The Anthem. (On the Good Charlotte CD)

#29. Justin Timberlake's (eww) "Rock Your Body" (Remember, Katie? They played it at my party?)

#30. "Gomen ne sunao ja nakute---" - Anna (dancing like an idiot)
"Anna, shut up! *smack*" - Katie
"MEEP!" - Anna

#31. "I'm driving to the anime convention!" - Anna
"Not with me in the car, you're not!" - Katie
"I'm hurt! Meep." - Anna

#32. "I can't believe we did that to Laurel!"

+=+ Explanation +=+

We called our friend Laurel and yelled Inside Joke #13 into the phone.

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#33. "And ya know what Aoshi said?" - Anna
"What?" - Katie
"'...' Yeah, really! He said dot dot dot! HAHAHA!" - Anna

#34. *Crazy maniac laugh and random drooling* - Anna
"Anna, you're scaring me!" - Katie

#35. "Hey, wanna hear about that dream again?" - Anna
"What dream?" - Katie
"You know, the one about Souzou and... *blush*meep*blush*..." - Anna
"Not that again!" - Katie

#36. "Katie, the cows aren't coming back from Jupiter for another two weeks!" - Anna (ranting)
"Meep." Katie (and an anime sweatdrop appears)

#37. *poke* "Poke." - Anna
*poke* "Poke." - Katie
*repeat over and over* - Both

#38. *is chewing a mouthful of food* "gurglemuffbleepph?" - Anna
*rolls eyes* No, we're not watching the episode with Captain Sagara again! - Katie
*swallows entire mouthful* "You understood that?" - Anna
"Yup." - Katie

#39. "CRAZY MONKEY CHILD!" - Anna (talking about Ed from Cowboy Bebop, Suu from Love Hina or herself)

#40. "Oh no! I did Saitoh's voice!" *jumps up and spits* - Anna
*Laughs* "Eww!" - Katie

#41. *CRASH!* - something
"I DON'T want to know..." - Anna
"Probably best not to..." - Katie
"Meep..." - Both

#42. "I GOT SOMETHIN' TA SAY!!" - Drunk-as-a-skunk Kaoru (I can do the funny voice)

#43. "Are you fantasizing about Kenshin or Orlando again?" - Anna

#44. "Do the happy chipmunk dance!!! *dances madly*" - Anna

#45. "Keeeeeeep tellin' yerself that..." - Anna & Katie (when somebody says "die Battousai")

#46. "Nobody ever listens to anybody but Kenshin!" - Anna

#47. "It's a doodle!" - Kenshin (on her grandfather's ink painting)
"It's an ink painting!" - Kaoru (in response to above quote)

#48. *wacky old man laugh* - Okina

#49. "..." - Aoshi [Translation: 'yes', 'no', 'go away', 'I don't like you', 'Nice day, isn't it?', 'If you don't leave right now I'll kill you before you can blink', etc... -Hell, could be anything!]

#50. "Rude-" - Kenshin
*Eyebrow twitch* "Hey." - Hiko
"Antisocial-" - Kenshin
*Eyebrow twitch* "Hey!" - Hiko
"Vindictive-" Kenshin
*Eyebrow twitch* "HEY." - Hiko
"And remembers more embarrassing stories about people than the actual people themselves ---!" - Kenshin
*EYEBROW TWITCH* "HEY!" - Hiko

#51. "Ugly! Ugly! RACCOON!" - Yahiko (Anna does the voice!)

#52. "No f*cking way." - Kenshin (in Battousai mode -scary eyes!-)

#53. "Yoooooooou STINKERS! *throws water bucket and clonks Kenshin with it (deadly accuracy)* - Kaoru

#54. "This is stupid." - Yahiko (The train ride)

#55. "*the 'dammit, listen to me' voice* You can die at any time. It's living that takes true courage. I'm living too, that I am." - (Who else says 'that I am'? {Besides us!}) Kenshin!

#56. "Spike's being mean! You're smelly too, Spike!" - Ed
"Well excuse me! SOMEONE broke the shower TWO DAYS AGO!" - Spike

#57. "But why's the rum gone!?" - Captain Jack Sparrow

#58. "If you like pain, try wearing a corset!" - Elizabeth Swann

#59. "STOP BLOWING 'OLES IN MY SHIP!!" - Captain Jack Sparrow

#60. "Curse ya fer breathin', ya slack-jawed idiot!" - Mr. Gibbs

#61. "So is that the reason for all the *funny hand thingy*?" -Will Turner

#62. "I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request... Means 'no'." - Captain Barbossa

#63. "Daft like Jack!" - Mr. Gibbs

#64. "... No. He's a pirate!" - Elizabeth Swann

#65. "You are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of..." - Commodore Norrington (blegh!) (Anna makes gagging noise)

#66. "Even a good decision, if made for the wrong reasons, can be a wrong decision... - Governor Swann

#67. Commodore Norrington: You forget your place Turner.
Will: It's right here, between you and Jack.
(Happy now, Katie?)

#68. "We sure do make one weird-lookin' posse!" - Laurel

#69. "Anna, be normal for once!" - Katie (Katie, be weird for once!)

#70. "It feels really weird to be toasting to a carton of chocolate milk..." - Laurel

#71. "SQUIRREL! You insult me!" - Anna (What a surprise!)

#72. "Got a pistol with one shot on ya?" - Anna (Katie! It's our new inside joke! Remember, @ the MDS game?)

#73. *fangirl squeal* "OOOOOOOHH!!! HESOCUTE!!!" - Anna (about Captain Sagara)

#74. "This is Miaka, Priestess of Suzaku. *points at Nuriko* And this guy's queer--- I- I mean this guy's Nuriko." - Tamahome

#75. "Oh, and don't give Pon-chan any tea." - D
"Why?" - Leon
*funny expression* "It would be bad." - D
(The durn raccoon would probably turn into a killer!)

#76. "I'm Sailor Moon, the champion of love and justice! On behalf of the Moon, I shall punish you!" - Sailor Moon/Anna
(When it's Anna speaking) "Anna, QUIT! *smack*" - Katie
(After being smacked) "MEEP!" - Anna

#77. "I am Chaos! One day I shall reign again!" - Anna

#78. [typical response to above quote] "You are not." - Katie
"Am too." - Anna
"Are not." - Katie
(repeat until Mom tells us to shut up)

#79. [Variation of #77] "Hey, don't worry! *confident half-grin with mischievous spark in eyes* Ya talkin' ta Chaos, remember?" - Anna

#80. *ranting* WHAT WAS YUU WATASE ON WHEN SHE DECIDED THAT HALF OF 'EM DIE IN THE END! *wailing annoyingly* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! - Anna
*plugging ears* Anna! CALM DOWN AND QUIT YELLIN'!! - Katie @v@

#81. "Anna, stop howling!" - Katie

#82. "You do notice that there are only three people in this show [RK] who are consistently polite and cheerful: Kenshin, Soujirou and Enishi. See a pattern? I mean, come on, how many of you really, honestly think Kenshin is sane? I was very caught by this suggestion that the only people who are unfailingly courteous are psychos." - Anna

#83. "Hey, when Aoshi says he can't drink, do you think it means he gets sick or he just gets really bad
drunk really easily?" - Anna

#84. "You know, nobody ever listens to anybody but Kenshin, but Kenshin never listens to anybody!" - Katie
"Yeah, that's funny!" - Anna

#85. "Mushroom! Ooh! Pretty mushroom!" - Laurel

+=+ Explanation - This really needs one... +=+

Laurel and I were on the phone and she was standing in her yard and out of the blue she looks at a mushroom growing on the ground and says the above line. Nothing drug-involved was meant by this statement.

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#86. "Eww! Sock slime!" - Laurel

#87. "Get your own cheese!" Anna and Katie

#88. "I'm the MASTER of the sticky things!" - Katie

#89. "What in the world would you do without me--- Don't answer that." - Lefty (Vampire Hunter D)

#90. "Shut up, ya useless, monkey-brained old man!" - Omasu (to Okina)

#91. "Who ya callin moron, moron!?" - Sano

#92. "Idiots shouldn't come, idiot." - Henya of the Juppongatana

#93. "Broom-head!" - Sano
"Rooster-head!" - Chou
" Broom-head!" - Sano
"Rooster-head!" - Chou
"Sweep sweep SWEEP!" - Sano
"COCK-a-doodle-DOO!" - Chou

#94. "ThatsnotrightIwon'tletchagetawaywithitI'mgonnatellonyou!" - Misao (in a singsong voice)

#95. "THERE AREN'T ANY CICADAS IN THE SPRING!!!" - Yahiko

#96. "Please stop PICKING your SKIN! It's starting to make me ILL!" - Katie's Aunt Karen

#97. "Katie, you MELTED my JUMP ROPE." - Anna

#98. "End sarcasm..." - Matthew

#99. "Bull shit on a stick!" - Anna

#100. "Thank you for sharing! Please stand clear of the doors!" - Anna & Katie (From the Monorail recording at Disneyworld!)

#101. "Attack of the dumbass!" - Anna (about the dog)

#102. "Think like Anna... Think like Anna... Think like Anna..." - Anna (trying to help Matthew)
"But I'm not a lunatic!" - Matthew (trying to protect his sanity)

#103. "I'm gonna get a pair of Soffe shorts to match each of their skirts [the Sailor Senshi]! EXCEPT SAILOR URANUS!
*pause and look at Katie*
"I HATE Sailor Uranus!" - Anna
"I knew you were gonna say that." - Katie
"You knew what I was gonna say?" - Anna
"Yeeeah." - Katie
"That's sad." - Anna

#104. "Nobody gives/I don't give a flippydoodledandy!" - Anna

#105. "Hoppiebirdiedoodles doin' flippinpippin meepin' hoppiebirdiedoodle things!" - Katie & family
"Holy shit." - Anna

#106. "Go ta meep!" - Katie
"You first!" - Nicholas (Katie's cousin)
"No you first!" - Katie
*repeat*

#107. "You belch like a man." - Katie's sister Tiffany

#108. "You blech like a man." - Kenshin in our fic "Disaster?"
--- Yes, he said "blech". It was a typo.

#109. "Food later. I swear." - Katie
"*whining* Promise?" - Anna
"Yeah." - Katie
"Ok. *protests no more*" - Anna

#110. "I sense something!" - Anna
"What is it?" - Katie
"UN-DAPANTS!" - Anna

#111. "Fa Zhou? THE Fa Zhou?" - Li Shang
"I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son!" - the Emperor's Consul
"He, uh, doesn't talk about me much... *horks and spits*" - Ping/Mulan
*whispering* "I can see why... De boy's a complete LUNATIC!" - the Emperor's Consul