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[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

A/N: LOTS OF CHARACTER BASHING! PADREO IS THE CALIFORNIA CHILDREN'S WAY OF SAYING MATUSAN WHEN REFERRING TO THEIR BIRTHING PARENT.

KALERAGETSUSEI

CHAPTER LX

THE PRELIMINAIRIES

PART ONE

ARRIVALS

Vegeta and Kakarrot were not the only mated couple that enjoyed one another's charms and assets, once the group had returned to the island. Several femme males and their mates had taken one another in blessed union and following the universe-shattering explosion, the pairs were entwined within one another's embrace, slowly drifting off to oblivion or quietly talking. One couple engaged in the latter was the blue and orange couple of Getabon and Jeita.

"Y'know, padreo told me that if I take you tonight that you would conceive. We'll have another child in a few months time but I don't want you fighting, princess," Getabon whispered into his shorter mate's hair.

"Geta, we have seven kids as it is, although six are the ones you bore for me and you're carrying another. Shingari was a shock when I had him and the trouble I had carrying him. I hope I don't get as sick with this one," Jeita sighed in a heavy tone as he drifted toward slumber.

"I don't think you will. Padreo gave you some meds that should aid in your breeding and carrying to term. Now, let's get some sleep and we'll think of something for you to do while the rest of us fight," Geta said, snuggled his small mate then the pair drifted to sleep.


"Why can't I fight, Hiei? I can shift into Kitsune with no harm to Shuichi or the kit," Kurama tried to persuade his darker mate to let him fight in the tournament.

Hiei had taken his now female mate to the height of pleasure but their love talk centered on the fact that human Shuichi was six human months with child while the Kitsune was just three. Hiei had voiced his objection but was quickly losing the fight, especially since his reformed male mate had lost none of the whiles and charms that had attracted the fire youkai in the first place.

"Kurama! I have an idea. All events such as this have vendors that sell all kinds of things. Why don't you sell some of those beautiful flowers you grow?" the dark youkai suggested.

Kurama was silent as he pondered the suggestion. "We'll run the idea by Vegeta-tousan and see what he says. Goodnight, love. I love you," Kurama leaned up and Hiei answered his request.

"I love you, too, kit. Goodnight," Hiei smiled then snuggled his mate and drifted off to sleep.


"I had no idea tousan had had a kid for Piccolo, he never told us! Then he had been dead for seven years. What do you think of your brothers?" Goten asked as he and Trunks basked in the afterglow of their passion.

"I think Mirai was more surprised than I was. Dad had told me he had had offspring for several alien races but I never pegged Mr. Piccolo had been one of them. However, given how lonely dad had been after your dad had sacrificed himself to Cell, Piccolo was his next choice before he had met Mr. Sakyou. And speaking of that relationship, my brothers and sisters from that mix are rather nice looking," Trageta smirked just like his dad.

"I wonder who'll end up with them? I didn't miss the fact that that winged creature from Other World had his eyes glued to Vetorro's every move. So, you ready to kick ass in the next few days?" Goten asked his love.

"Why ask? Y'know we have the strongest warriors in existence, now let's get a few hour's sleep," Trageta pulled his mate closer to his body and the pair sank into blissful tranquility.

"Tousan brought some human guys back with him but they had other guys with them like tousan and Uncle Kakarrot. I didn't know humans did that, too!" Cilvanti exclaimed from her perch in a tree outside the prince's window.

"Those guys were really handsome, though. I wonder if they can fight like tousan can? Well, we'd better get back to bed before tousan reams us for being up so late," Vetarra told her little sister and cousins who then vacated their perch.


Several hours later, the kingdom of Little Vegeta came alive with its occupants preparing for the preliminaries for the Dark Tournament. Jeita, Duo, Piccageta, and Quatre, who always rose early because it took them so much longer to get ready than it did their more homme mates, decided to go sightsee their new surroundings. The four had pulled on long robes to cover their charms from prying eyes and crept silently from their rooms, however, Piccageta's keen hearing picked up the sound of fighting.

"Someone's getting' an ass kickin'. Let's hurry and get dressed then go watch the action," PG suggested as the four left the house.

"Well, you must be the guests my son brought home last night. Two of you look just like him; in fact, you two are his sons from Jeice and Piccolo, the Namek. I am Sunrissa, the Saiyan no Ouha and you are?" a vision like an angel on earth halted the boys' progress.

At that minute, the engine of one of the gravity trainers shut down and a sweaty and bloodied middle Prince of the Saiyan race emerged.

"PADREO!" Jeita squealed when he saw the prince.

Vegeta held his hand out to stall his young male fireball. "I'm all right, son, just warming up for later. You four are up rather early. Come, let's wash then we'll dress for the prelims. Jeita, congratulations, my son," the prince smiled as he placed a hand on Jeita's abdomen.

"Well, Ichison, are we not to know who these fine youngsters are?" a cooish voice sounded behind the group.

Vegeta smirked and bowed. "My queen, it is with great pleasure I introduce to you your grandsons Piccageta and Jeita and my friends Quatre Winner and Duo Maxwell. Their other friends and another of your grandsons are in the mansion resting."

"Not anymore, Sire. G'mornin'. What time is it?" a husky sleep laden voice asked.

"Kariccolo, boys. It's six in the morning. You boys must have been up all night," Vegeta smirked in mischief.

"Since that gnat-faced human had conned us into being his pleasure slaves, giving to our mates had lost its appeal. Last night, was heaven!" Duo's amethyst colored eyes sparkled like the jewel they resembled.

"I thought you and Heero would wind up with Treize and I!" Wu Fei snickered as he and his mate joined the gathering warriors.

"Oh, you should talk! The pair of you broke the sound barrier! You'd think you two had never had one another! Oh, well, let's get washed then ready to join Sire and his race in the tourney," Duo smiled as he lounged on Heero's arm, the latter not minding in the least.

After introducing his friends and sons to the Saiyan queen, aunts and great grandmothers, Vegeta took the boys to cleanse away their night of frolic and passion.

"Here, you two. These belonged to a very special female I once knew. She told me it would be all right to divide her things between you. PG, her light blue and silver fighting gi for you and Jeita, her golden pink fighting gi for you. Wear them well and make me proud," Vegeta smirked as he handed his sons fighting giis that had belonged to his departed female mate.

"PADREO! I told Jeita I didn't want him to fight, not in his condition. He doesn't carry well and we all know what happens when he lets loose," Getabon fretted.

"Vegeta-tousan, Hiei won't allow me to fight, either. Maybe he could assist me in selling the plants that I grow," Shuichi Kurama suggested.

"Hey, all that artwork in your room! Remember that one guy who wanted to buy the entire lot and place it in the Sacramento Museum of Art?" Duo asked as the boys continued to follow Vegeta.

"That's a great idea, Duo! Fantastic!" Getabon agreed as the group had reached a large desert lake.

"Go for it, my boys. Breakfast will be hunted, prepared and waiting upon our return," the prince said as he began to strip from his training clothes.

"Mind if I join you, love?" a high tenor voice like crystal sounded above the prince.

"Impeccable timing, mi amour. Wash my tail, I'll wash yours?" Vegeta asked and Kakarrot wasted no time in stripping then joining his mate.

Ten minutes later, the group joined the rest of the kingdom for breakfast. During that ritual, Jeita and Getabon had taken their birth parent to see Jeita's masterpieces.

"Jeita, these are fantastic! And your designs! Let's take the lot you wish to sell. Then I'll talk with my business partner about giving you my position in his corporation," the prince nodded then the three set to encapsulate the Rocka-Saiyan's works of art.

By eight in the morning, the fighting teams of Sakageta and their Mobil Suit acquaintances stood gathered and waiting to be teleported to Hanging Neck Island to put forth their effort for a place in the tournament.

"Well, I see you brought the Mobile Suit fighters with you, Vegeta. Our team, no doubt," Sakyou had met Vegeta and their massive team in an open area outside the main arena.

"Actually, they are a prize. Seems that old gnat face, Gonzu Tarukane had a brother who made his money in the adult pleasure market and my boys were his favorites to send out. I went to see them yesterday and found Jeita badly beaten and the child he had been carrying for Getabon had died as a result. I gave the boys two options. One, we could wipe out Azores' wealth with just a keystroke or he gather a fighting team to beat the snot from us if he wants his pleasure slaves back,” the prince smirked.

"Oh, that's like Hatanaka's band of mutant mucous thinking they have a chance. Hey, here comes the first arrival," Sakyou pointed to a huge plane with the name SATAAN on the side. "Mighta known it'd be that clown," the indigo haired hunk snorted.

"Sire, isn't he the one who claimed to beat that Majin Buu thing you told us of?" Jeita asked with a shake of his perfectly brushed shaggy mane.

"I could beat that baka and I'm only three Saiyan years old!" Cilvanti retorted as she stood with Jeita. The minute the chibis had met their newer brothers, they had fallen in instant harmony.

Jeita looked down at his new bodyguards and shook his head. "Oh, and what would you do?" he asked as he tried to disentangle his hair from Chardonblis' strong grasp.

"Let go, chibi! Padreo!" Jeita's high voice brought the prince and Getabon to the orange prince's aid.

Vegeta put his hands around his infant son's waist, spoke something in Saiyago and the infant prince turned his brother's hair loose. "He's teething and testing his barriers. K-san!" the prince called to his mate, who took the infant then, gave the boy to Teresahan.

The large plane landed and the hatchway opened. From nowhere, crowds of reporters and news crews appeared on the scene.

"Champ, what's this Dark Tournament and what's your strategy to win?" on of the newsmen asked as Hercule exited the plane flanked by Videl, Jewel, Mr. Buu-the nice one-and Chichi and followed by every student he had ever taught.

"Well, first I'll warm up on the competition with a few punches and jabs, then I'll use my impressive speed to confuse them, then I'll blow them away with the SATAAN SUPER DUPER OBLIVION ATTACK!" 'Yeah, that'll make the fans scream!' Hercule thought to himself as a huge sweat drop appeared on the back of his head.

"Baka!" the Sakageta team said in unison as they shook their heads. "I could beat him and I don't fight unless I have to," Sakyou snorted.

"Roma could beat that clown into the ground without powering up," Kakarrot stated and several eyes turned to look at the one time defender of earth.

Vegeta silently praised his mate however; Goten and Trunks jumped into the air and high-fived one another. Yusuke and Kuwabara stood not too far from the core of their team in a fit of laughter. At breakfast they had made the acquaintance of the new formed Kurama and had not stopped laughing since.

"You clowns can stop laughing, now! It was for a reason that we had his gender changed. Such idiots," Hiei hissed in defense of his mate.

"Ok, ok. Get back in line and let's behave like the respectable hosts we are," Vetarra chided as she moved to stand with Jeigeta, a daughter Vegeta had birthed for Jeice.

"Hey, Kuwa-klutz could beat Sataan with his eyes closed!" Éclair shouted and four hundred chibis erupted into riotous laughter.

At that moment, the fighters who were guests at the island's grand hotel appeared along with those that had purchased their services, among them were Kurama's human family, the Hatanaka's and the parents of the earth boy Kakarrot's quarter bred grandchild had attacked.

"Akannia, did you know they would be here?" Gren asked as he stood by his mate, Corinth.

"No, but I bet my dad's mate did. Don't worry, you know my Matusan's people are the strongest in the universe and won't let anything happen to those they consider their own," Akannia, Kakarrot's eldest daughter by Yamcha, nodded.

At that moment, another plane landed and out stepped Bulma, Yamcha, Ubuu, Tien and Chioutzu, Frieda-Bulma's sister-in-law, Eunice, Cynthia and Maron-Krillin's first girlfriend-their husbands and several children and a young blue haired teenaged girl that resembled Eunice.

"Momma, there he is, that gorgeous redhead I saw when Auntie Bulma went to that island last year!" the teenaged girl gushed then left Bulma and her group and ran over to Kurama. "Hey, gorgeous, remember me?"

Shuichi Kurama turned from a discussion with Jeita and Quatre. "Sorry, I've never even met you," he shook his brilliant head of crimson.

"I'll give you one second to return to your ningen family before I slice you in half," Hiei hissed as his ruby eyes glared death at Bulma's blue haired niece.

"Why, I never...!" Bulma's niece spluttered.

"And you never will. C'mon, love, let's get you and Jeita set up." Hiei offered and took his mate, along with Getabon and Jeita and left to go set up the stand from which the two would sell their crafts.

"Well, that boy's certainly a rude one and what was wrong with that redhead's stomach? It looked like he was pregnant but guys don't have babies," Bulma's elder niece remarked.

"They do if they're girly-boys like this buncha losers!" Mr. Hatanaka spat.

"We are not girly-boys, straight, we are guys who do not like the female gender of creation," Duo inserted, always quick with a reply.

"Who are you callin' losers, shit for brains?" Trageta snarled and went to attack, however, Goten held his mate back.

"Hey, hey, no bloodshed until we get inside," Krillin tried to soothe.

"Hey, baldie, you and yer buddies gonna pull out them parlor tricks you used at the Cell Games, huh, huh? I got a secret weapon that'll blow all you pansies to the dust! Watch this!" Hercule snickered and stood in a manner as if to summon chi.

Having lived with the Saiyan prince for some time, those, who would have otherwise been impressed with the display of Hercule and his summoning of latent super-human powers, stood unfazed.

"Is that suppose to impress us? How pathetic," Vegeta shot in his native tongue.

"You won't be so confident when you feel the power of Hercule Sataan!" the world champ professed.

The Sakageta group shook their heads and continued to watch as many other fighters from the universe landed. The last ship to discharge its cargo sent a wave of panic through the ramrod backbones of the Saiya-jin and their allies, however, the emotion was quickly masked by those who were millions of times stronger than the average, untrained Saiyan.

"Well, so nice to see you all after such a time. I shall enjoy ripping the tails from your bodies and using them as belts! How dare you, a mere monkey tailed race of weaklings, ever think about universal dominance with the likes of us still present," a cold raspy voice sounded.

"Like your son and grandsons before you, bitch, you will go down and it will not pretty! Then, we’ll pay you back ten-fold what your race did to us!" Vegeta no Ou snarled at a being that stood two feet below the mighty Saiyan royal himself, the terror he had felt at first dissipating.

"Hahahaha, what a joke, mere monkeys professing to take revenge on my race?! Not only will we win this tournament but we will be part of and control the United Collection of Allied Planets!" the short being proclaimed.

"She is as cold and vicious as I remember but she will not get what she wants for we, the remaining Koorime will not allow it!" a harsh female voice sounded from behind Vegeta no Ouji.

"YOU! You have sided with these... these abominations of creation?"

"That's like calling the kettle black, Arteaka!"

A hush fell over the crowd; especially those who had not been watching the other fighters arrive. Krillin and Gohan exchanged glances and said the first and only word that came to mind:

"FRIEZA!"