Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction ❯ KOOL-AIDS WRATH!!!!! ❯ My poor house ( Chapter 1 )
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By: pure drivel 
koolaide!
Anime/Manga: Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.08.2003 | Updated On: 03.20.2003 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 654 | Status: Completed
koolaide!
Anime/Manga: Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction / Outlaw Star Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction / Hamtaro Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 03.08.2003 | Updated On: 03.20.2003 | Pages: 5 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 654 | Status: Completed
Doscleemar:Pure Drivel:NO I WONT DISCLAIM! I'M TO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ai Chihuahua: I'll do it! We don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Yugioh, Tenchi Muyo!,
Outlaw Star, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, or anything I might have forgotten.
Pure Drivel: HI! I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ANYTHING ELSE FOR TWO WEEX BUT IM HAAAPPPPPPPYYYY!!!!
Ai Chihuahua:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????
Pure Drivel:BECAUSE THEY ARE FINALLY SHOWING NEW EPISODES OF YU YU HAKUSHO
AND I CAN WATCH THEM AT A NORMAL T|ME!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT EXPRESS MY JOY BY
ANY OTHER WAY EXCEPT BY SINGIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chinx:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pure Drivel:*Is completely tone deaf right now due to extreme joy*
Pure Drivel:OOOOOKAAAAY!
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
TONIGHT WE'LL PUT AL OTHER THINGS ASIDE
GIVE IN THIS TIME AND SHOW ME SOME AFFECTION
WE'RE GOING FOR THOSE PLEASURES IN THE NIGHT
I WANT TO LOVE YOU, FEEL YOU
WRAP MYSELF AROUND YOU
I WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU, PLEASE YOU
I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH
AND IF YOU MOVE REAL SLOW I'LL LET IT GO
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
AND I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
I KNOW I WANT YOU WANT YOU
WE SHOULDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOMORROW
SWEET MEMORIES WILL LAST A LONG, LONG TIME
WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME BABY DON'T YOU WORRY
AND IF WE'RE STILL PLAYING AROUND BOY THAT'S JUST FINE
LET'S GET EXCITED AND WE JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
I KNOW I WANT YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone is lying paralyzed on the floor*
Pure Drivel: -_-o
Ai Chihuahua: Eh, heh,heh, that was...great
Pure Drivel THANKS! WANT ME TO SING MORE!?
Chinx: NO! I mean, let's get some bishi's and put them through
pointless torture instead!
Pure Drivel: OOOOOKAY! *starts waving arms around*
*suddenly several bishi's come out of the bathroom*
Yugi: Errrrr.. where are we?
Pure Drivel: YUGI!! WELCOME TO MY ROOM!
Ryou: Okay.. Why are we here?
Pure Drivel: BECAUZ I SAID SO!!!!!!!
Chinx: Can you stop talking in caps? You're making my head hurt
Ai Chihuahua: Let's have a roll call!
Yugi?
Here!
Yami?
Here!
Hiei?
Hn.
Pure Drivel: YOU- I mean, You're to slow!
Ai Chihuahua: hmph! Fine! You do it!
Pure Drivel: Bakura!Joey!Jean!Jim!Ryoko!Kurama!Yusuke!Tenchi!Keiko!Seto!Spike!
Jet!K uwabara!Koenma!Tristan!Um.....Everybody!
Everybody:*very confused*Here!
Pure Drivel: Okay! Let's um, drink koolaide!
Everybody:YEA!
Keiko: But not grape!
*everyone drinking overly sugared not grape koolaide and talking*
Voice:UEEAEEAEEAEEA!!!!!!!!
Ai Chihuahua: EEEK! *jumps on Yami and starts to sufficate him*
Yami:*try's to pry her off*
Voice:*comes crashing through the wall*
Chinx: PESTA!
Voice: Yes?
Jim:Who's he?
Ai Chihuahua:That's Chinxy's stalker..
Tenchi: Stalker?
Pesta: I just wanted to come to the party!
Chinx:grrrrrr.......
Pure Drivel: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*screams*
Kuwabara: AUUGH! WHAT!?
Pure Drivel: I FORGOT THE CAST OF INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts waving arms around frantically*
Kagome:SIT! Huh? where are we? In a bathroom?
Ai Chihuahua: Welcome mi amigos! you are in PD's room!
Pure Drivel: AND NOW I HAVE A HUGE HOLE IN MY WALL AND A DENT IN MY
GOD DA- Sesshomaru!*runs over and starts hugging him*
Miroku:Uh! Why don't I get a hug!
Ai Chihuahua: Yea! *starts hugging him*
Miroku:*about to start groping when Sango hits him with the bone boomerang*
Sango:Oh no you don't!
Inuyasha: Why You-Hey! koolaide (which is lime not grape)!
Ai chihuahua: Koolaide saved my life!
Ryoko:Me too!
Pure Drivel:Dude! me 2! 'Cause one time, the evil overlord in my house
Started demanding blood and ranting about Trent Reznors hot pants
So I gave her koolaide(but not grape) and she shut up!
Jean:*whispers to Spike*These people are quacks! Think we can escape?
Spike: No. Not a chance.
Yusuke: I'm bored!
Kurama: And we're out of koolaide
Tristan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:o.0
Tristan: Ahem..sorry...
Chinx: LET'S START WITH THE SENSLESS TORTURE ALREADY!!
*holding a chainsaw*
Bishi's:0_0 *gulp*
Pure Drivel:O! I know what to do! Lets go bother that weirdo thats lives across the street!
Ryou:*looks across the street at big scary house**gulp*Can't I jus go home?
Bakura:Chicken!
Pure Drivel:Nope! At least 9 more chapters to go!
And anyone who chickens out, will go straight to Chinx!
Chinx:*cuts her own finger and starts licking the blood*
Ai Chihuahua: And even if you don't you'll probably die any way
Joey:0 0 mommy.......
_
Tenchi:All right let's go!*wearing an Indianna Jones hat*
*Indianna Jones music starts playing*
Faye:Um...right....
*Everyone leaves through Pesta's hole PD is still clinging to sessy*
Sesshomaru: Get off!
Pure Drivel: Eep! *gets off*
*At the weirdo's house*
Kurama: What makes this guy so weird?
Pure Drivel: He always wears billowy clothes so we've never seen his face
we don't even know if it's a he! Will you protect me Kurama?*starts squeezing him*
Kurama: Um........
Ai Chihuahua:*starts hugging Hiei*
Hiei:*snarls*
Chinx:*decides to cling to Spike*
Spike:*decides to ignore it because there's no way to get her off*
Yugi: Um, Yami, you knock...
Yami: What!? No way!
Tenchi:*strikes dumb heroic pose* I'll Knock!
Better Yet! I'll ring the doorbell! *Still doin' the Indianna Jones thing*
Jim:You do that.....
Jet: Is he drunk?
Koenma: Yeah..I think Bakura spiked the koolaide...
Pure drivel: Or The insanity is starting to rub off on him.
even if you don't die, I'll keep doing this 'till you're all quacks like Chinx and Ai!
Ai: Hey what about you!
Pure Drivel: Hun, compared to you, I'm the sterio type of sanity
Vicious: Suuree.......
Chinx: Vicious!*dislodges herself from Spike to huggle him then moves to Seto*
Seto: D*mn! I was hoping they forgot me!
Joey: Not a chance! Hey I haven't gotten hugged!
Pure Drivel: You'll get your chance.. unless I brought you here just to kill you!o o
*still hugging Kurama* U
Joey: Gulp!
Mai: I'll hug you!
*Tenchi has finally rung the doorbell Spike and Vicious are currently trying to kill each other*
*doorbell plays taps*
Ai Chihuahua: Maybe this wasn't such a great idea...Protect me Hiei!
Hiei:No.
*door opens*
Voice: Hello?
Pure Drivel:Hi! We're the people across the street with the big hole in the wall.
Do you have any not grape koolaide?
Voice:*is male*Um... sure come in..
*everyone walks into man-voices house and exchange koolaide life saving stories*
Kurama: One time Hiei went insane because Yusuke used all the
cherry syrup so I made Koolaide syrup
Ai Chihuahua:*is snuggling Inuyasha who is running out of air*Hey! I have an idea!
Let's go hijack a bus!
Pure Drivel:Yea!
Everyone else:.....................
*At the bus stop*
Inuyasha:What the hell is a bus?
Kagome: It's a form of transportation!
*on the bus*
Chinx: Okay! Hiei go get rid of the bus drivers!
Hiei: *Doesn't mind because he gets to kill people*
*screams are heard from the front of the bus*
Faye: Um...Does anyone here know how to drive a bus.........
*everyone gets quiet*
Pure Drivel: I know! I will use my powa's to transport that man-voice here!
*waves arms again*
*man-voice appears*
Pure Drivel:*starts bowing* Oh, great and mighty man-voice!
Lend us your aid! *gong sounds*
Man-voice:*sigh* What do you want?
Pure Drivel: Um, can you drive a bus?
Man-voice:*notices the dead condition of the drivers* Oh all right,
don't call me "man-voice" my name is Walter.
Ai Chihuahua: Okey dokey Walsta!*glomps him*
*everything is going fine until*
Kuwabara:AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!
Walsta:What? I'm Tryin' ta drive!
Kuwabara: SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-end of chapter-
*Sublemies*
Pure Drivel: Ho! My favorite ice cream is carmel prailine crunch!
Ai Chihuahua: Mines Breyers reeses!
Chinx:Mines coffee!
Pure Drivel: Say, how would you like to save us from the spider?
Ai Chihuahua: Just tell us your fave ice cream and how you'll deliver us from the
spiders clutches and you're in!
Chinx:This'll be hard cuz It's on mm.org too.
Review and We'll read your stories!
Pure Drivel:*is a ficcie fiend*Next time someone may die and we'll
run around stealing things from people conspicuously!
Ai Chihuahua:*gasp!* and whats this? Walsta gets knocked out?
Who will save us? not Pesta?
All:Ja!
Ai Chihuahua: I'll do it! We don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, Yugioh, Tenchi Muyo!,
Outlaw Star, Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, or anything I might have forgotten.
Pure Drivel: HI! I WASN'T GONNA WRITE ANYTHING ELSE FOR TWO WEEX BUT IM HAAAPPPPPPPYYYY!!!!
Ai Chihuahua:WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????
Pure Drivel:BECAUSE THEY ARE FINALLY SHOWING NEW EPISODES OF YU YU HAKUSHO
AND I CAN WATCH THEM AT A NORMAL T|ME!!!!!!!!! I CANNOT EXPRESS MY JOY BY
ANY OTHER WAY EXCEPT BY SINGIIIIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chinx:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pure Drivel:*Is completely tone deaf right now due to extreme joy*
Pure Drivel:OOOOOKAAAAY!
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
TONIGHT WE'LL PUT AL OTHER THINGS ASIDE
GIVE IN THIS TIME AND SHOW ME SOME AFFECTION
WE'RE GOING FOR THOSE PLEASURES IN THE NIGHT
I WANT TO LOVE YOU, FEEL YOU
WRAP MYSELF AROUND YOU
I WANT TO SQUEEZE YOU, PLEASE YOU
I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH
AND IF YOU MOVE REAL SLOW I'LL LET IT GO
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
AND I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
I KNOW I WANT YOU WANT YOU
WE SHOULDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT TOMORROW
SWEET MEMORIES WILL LAST A LONG, LONG TIME
WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME BABY DON'T YOU WORRY
AND IF WE'RE STILL PLAYING AROUND BOY THAT'S JUST FINE
LET'S GET EXCITED AND WE JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE CONTROL AND I THINK I LIKE IT
I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW
I KNOW I WANT YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*everyone is lying paralyzed on the floor*
Pure Drivel: -_-o
Ai Chihuahua: Eh, heh,heh, that was...great
Pure Drivel THANKS! WANT ME TO SING MORE!?
Chinx: NO! I mean, let's get some bishi's and put them through
pointless torture instead!
Pure Drivel: OOOOOKAY! *starts waving arms around*
*suddenly several bishi's come out of the bathroom*
Yugi: Errrrr.. where are we?
Pure Drivel: YUGI!! WELCOME TO MY ROOM!
Ryou: Okay.. Why are we here?
Pure Drivel: BECAUZ I SAID SO!!!!!!!
Chinx: Can you stop talking in caps? You're making my head hurt
Ai Chihuahua: Let's have a roll call!
Yugi?
Here!
Yami?
Here!
Hiei?
Hn.
Pure Drivel: YOU- I mean, You're to slow!
Ai Chihuahua: hmph! Fine! You do it!
Pure Drivel: Bakura!Joey!Jean!Jim!Ryoko!Kurama!Yusuke!Tenchi!Keiko!Seto!Spike!
Jet!K uwabara!Koenma!Tristan!Um.....Everybody!
Everybody:*very confused*Here!
Pure Drivel: Okay! Let's um, drink koolaide!
Everybody:YEA!
Keiko: But not grape!
*everyone drinking overly sugared not grape koolaide and talking*
Voice:UEEAEEAEEAEEA!!!!!!!!
Ai Chihuahua: EEEK! *jumps on Yami and starts to sufficate him*
Yami:*try's to pry her off*
Voice:*comes crashing through the wall*
Chinx: PESTA!
Voice: Yes?
Jim:Who's he?
Ai Chihuahua:That's Chinxy's stalker..
Tenchi: Stalker?
Pesta: I just wanted to come to the party!
Chinx:grrrrrr.......
Pure Drivel: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*screams*
Kuwabara: AUUGH! WHAT!?
Pure Drivel: I FORGOT THE CAST OF INUYASHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*starts waving arms around frantically*
Kagome:SIT! Huh? where are we? In a bathroom?
Ai Chihuahua: Welcome mi amigos! you are in PD's room!
Pure Drivel: AND NOW I HAVE A HUGE HOLE IN MY WALL AND A DENT IN MY
GOD DA- Sesshomaru!*runs over and starts hugging him*
Miroku:Uh! Why don't I get a hug!
Ai Chihuahua: Yea! *starts hugging him*
Miroku:*about to start groping when Sango hits him with the bone boomerang*
Sango:Oh no you don't!
Inuyasha: Why You-Hey! koolaide (which is lime not grape)!
Ai chihuahua: Koolaide saved my life!
Ryoko:Me too!
Pure Drivel:Dude! me 2! 'Cause one time, the evil overlord in my house
Started demanding blood and ranting about Trent Reznors hot pants
So I gave her koolaide(but not grape) and she shut up!
Jean:*whispers to Spike*These people are quacks! Think we can escape?
Spike: No. Not a chance.
Yusuke: I'm bored!
Kurama: And we're out of koolaide
Tristan:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone:o.0
Tristan: Ahem..sorry...
Chinx: LET'S START WITH THE SENSLESS TORTURE ALREADY!!
*holding a chainsaw*
Bishi's:0_0 *gulp*
Pure Drivel:O! I know what to do! Lets go bother that weirdo thats lives across the street!
Ryou:*looks across the street at big scary house**gulp*Can't I jus go home?
Bakura:Chicken!
Pure Drivel:Nope! At least 9 more chapters to go!
And anyone who chickens out, will go straight to Chinx!
Chinx:*cuts her own finger and starts licking the blood*
Ai Chihuahua: And even if you don't you'll probably die any way
Joey:0 0 mommy.......
_
Tenchi:All right let's go!*wearing an Indianna Jones hat*
*Indianna Jones music starts playing*
Faye:Um...right....
*Everyone leaves through Pesta's hole PD is still clinging to sessy*
Sesshomaru: Get off!
Pure Drivel: Eep! *gets off*
*At the weirdo's house*
Kurama: What makes this guy so weird?
Pure Drivel: He always wears billowy clothes so we've never seen his face
we don't even know if it's a he! Will you protect me Kurama?*starts squeezing him*
Kurama: Um........
Ai Chihuahua:*starts hugging Hiei*
Hiei:*snarls*
Chinx:*decides to cling to Spike*
Spike:*decides to ignore it because there's no way to get her off*
Yugi: Um, Yami, you knock...
Yami: What!? No way!
Tenchi:*strikes dumb heroic pose* I'll Knock!
Better Yet! I'll ring the doorbell! *Still doin' the Indianna Jones thing*
Jim:You do that.....
Jet: Is he drunk?
Koenma: Yeah..I think Bakura spiked the koolaide...
Pure drivel: Or The insanity is starting to rub off on him.
even if you don't die, I'll keep doing this 'till you're all quacks like Chinx and Ai!
Ai: Hey what about you!
Pure Drivel: Hun, compared to you, I'm the sterio type of sanity
Vicious: Suuree.......
Chinx: Vicious!*dislodges herself from Spike to huggle him then moves to Seto*
Seto: D*mn! I was hoping they forgot me!
Joey: Not a chance! Hey I haven't gotten hugged!
Pure Drivel: You'll get your chance.. unless I brought you here just to kill you!o o
*still hugging Kurama* U
Joey: Gulp!
Mai: I'll hug you!
*Tenchi has finally rung the doorbell Spike and Vicious are currently trying to kill each other*
*doorbell plays taps*
Ai Chihuahua: Maybe this wasn't such a great idea...Protect me Hiei!
Hiei:No.
*door opens*
Voice: Hello?
Pure Drivel:Hi! We're the people across the street with the big hole in the wall.
Do you have any not grape koolaide?
Voice:*is male*Um... sure come in..
*everyone walks into man-voices house and exchange koolaide life saving stories*
Kurama: One time Hiei went insane because Yusuke used all the
cherry syrup so I made Koolaide syrup
Ai Chihuahua:*is snuggling Inuyasha who is running out of air*Hey! I have an idea!
Let's go hijack a bus!
Pure Drivel:Yea!
Everyone else:.....................
*At the bus stop*
Inuyasha:What the hell is a bus?
Kagome: It's a form of transportation!
*on the bus*
Chinx: Okay! Hiei go get rid of the bus drivers!
Hiei: *Doesn't mind because he gets to kill people*
*screams are heard from the front of the bus*
Faye: Um...Does anyone here know how to drive a bus.........
*everyone gets quiet*
Pure Drivel: I know! I will use my powa's to transport that man-voice here!
*waves arms again*
*man-voice appears*
Pure Drivel:*starts bowing* Oh, great and mighty man-voice!
Lend us your aid! *gong sounds*
Man-voice:*sigh* What do you want?
Pure Drivel: Um, can you drive a bus?
Man-voice:*notices the dead condition of the drivers* Oh all right,
don't call me "man-voice" my name is Walter.
Ai Chihuahua: Okey dokey Walsta!*glomps him*
*everything is going fine until*
Kuwabara:AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!!!
Walsta:What? I'm Tryin' ta drive!
Kuwabara: SPIDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-end of chapter-
*Sublemies*
Pure Drivel: Ho! My favorite ice cream is carmel prailine crunch!
Ai Chihuahua: Mines Breyers reeses!
Chinx:Mines coffee!
Pure Drivel: Say, how would you like to save us from the spider?
Ai Chihuahua: Just tell us your fave ice cream and how you'll deliver us from the
spiders clutches and you're in!
Chinx:This'll be hard cuz It's on mm.org too.
Review and We'll read your stories!
Pure Drivel:*is a ficcie fiend*Next time someone may die and we'll
run around stealing things from people conspicuously!
Ai Chihuahua:*gasp!* and whats this? Walsta gets knocked out?
Who will save us? not Pesta?
All:Ja!