Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction ❯ A day in the life of Spike ❯ A day in the life of Spike ( Chapter 1 )

Author notes: Yes it's been done probably hundreds of times before. But here is my crappy version of a normal day in Spike's life.



A day in the life of Spike

7:30 - Be annoyed to get up by Jet.

8:00 - Still on the couch

9:00 - Forced to get up by Faye's screeching voice and the dog slobbering on my hand.

9:15 - Ask what's for breakfast and receive the reply of 'Bellpepers and beef' Minus the beef of course.

9:25 - Finish complaining about how I need protein and head for the observation deck to practice my martial arts.(Yea I'm damn cool with the sweet poring down my body, Faye seems to think so to even if she doesn't want to admit it.)

10:00 - Head back to my "bed" and watch my favorite show Big Shot.(Only a nobody, but I'm sure Jets going to make me go after him)

10:30 - Yep Jet forced me to go after him, saying something about how broke we are. Big surprise.

12:00 - Got myself the bounty. Back just in time to hear Jet yell, were having a special today. Bellpepers and beef.

12:30 - After forcing down Jet's 'Special' I light up a ciggy and go to rest on my 'bed'

12:35 - Forced of my 'bed' by a woman with an attitude, a mutt, and a crazy kid. Some much for the good old R&R

1:00 - Head to the bridge and watch Jet pilot the ship while smoking.

2:35 - Still watching jet. Note to self buy more ciggs.

3:00 - Jet leaves, yet I still watch the spot he was in.

3:15 - Head back to my stop and find it's still in use.

4:00 - I wander what Jet's doing just to find him trimming his trees.

5:00 - I feel bad for Jet. He spent an hour trimming them trees. And messed up any that looked decent.

5:05 - Feel bad for myself because I watched him for the whole hour.

7:30 - Spend sometime checking my baby out. I sigh, still a piece of junk. How it still works I have no idea.

9:00 - We land on Mars and I go off the buy Ciggs. Ran out while Jet was butchering his trees.

10:30 - Back on the ship and find my 'bed' vacant.

10:45 - Before I can drift of, Jet calls for another round of Bellpepers and beef.

11:30 - Finally get to go back to sleep...

A very slow day in the life of Spike... See ya space bum.

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Wow this was bad. Very bad. That's what happens when it's 2:30, and your high on caffeine and cigarettes. Please don't kill me for this. It's my first try at any form of humor. I'm more of an angst and drama guy myself. Well if you managed to get threw the whole thing, I have to thank ya. As always review or send my an e-mail. Ja ne.