Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction ❯ Accidents (aka: Ed and the Toilet) ❯ Accidents (aka: Ed and the Toilet) ( One-Shot )
Frequently, the Bebop Gang often kidnaps me in my dreams, and Spike and I have very "thoughtful" and "meaningful" conversations while Faye and Jet are busy yelling at each other. I found this convo quite humorous, so I thought I should torture you all by sharing it with you.
Even if you don't like it, please review! Please? I wouldn't even mind a flame...They would just be used to burn the candles in my bedroom...
Anime/Manga: Cowboy Bebop Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 07.08.2002 | Pages: 1 | Words: 222 | Visits: 884 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: Everything in this fic is owned by the respectful owners of Cowboy Bebop. I only own the plot of this fic, ME, and the cigarettes. By the way Spike, you owe me a pack.
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"...Therefore explaining why I believe that whatever happens, happens," Spike explained and took another drag on his cigarette. "So, what's your attitude towards life?"
"There are no accidents in life," I said.
"Oh really? If I remember correctly, your parents said that you were an accident," Spike countered.
"No, I wasn't an accident. I was a consequence. Big difference."
"Whatever. Seriously, why do you think there are no accidents in life, Katryna?"
"I believe that everything is done with a purpose, and some times have a consequence. My parents went in with the intention of a one night stand, and I was the consequence. 'Accident' was a word made up to get people out of trouble. There are no accidents in life-"
"Spike! I need your help!" Jet yelled from the direction of the bathroom.
"What's up?" Spike yelled, unwilling to give up his spot on the couch.
"Ed accidentally flushed her foot down the toilet!" Jet yelled. Spike reluctantly stood up and turned to me.
"And what do you call that?" he asked me and began to walk away.
"An act of stupidity," I said simply.