Crossover Fan Fiction / Bleach Fan Fiction / Saiyuki Fan Fiction ❯ Aint Nothing But Magick (reverse) ❯ 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Title: Ain't Nothing But Magick (Reverse)

Author: J'dee, Mabelle, & Tobias

Rating: PG-13 some smoking and drinking refs…

Genre: Drama / Humor/ Action / Adventure / Romance

Author's Note: The original ANBM was a fic where 25 authors + were pulled in to the DBZ/GT world, the reverse is just that… a reverse where a select number of anime characters are yanked in to the real world, with not a true reason why, and no idea how to get back to their home… Also, check the end of the chapter for notes if you see a **.

 

Chapter Two

 

 

It had been a long afternoon to early evening, trying to figure out where the nearest place open late night was to get the four apparently figments of her imagination clothes so they blended in to the world.

Belle had returned only twenty minutes after she had, so J'dee was on the balcony leaning on the railing cigarette in hand looking over the view. It wasn't a first class view, but it was better than some she'd seen and stayed in, given her previous country hopping adventures.

`I'm like a freaken nomad I just can't stay still anywhere.' She thought before pulling her PSP out of her jacket pocket and sitting down to replay some Crisis Core missions.

The main thing was she was here and she was with Belle. A seven plus year wait and it was finally coming to pass… the only problem she had right now was trying to decide between equipping death or quake as her materia in her game to try and take out the monsters in this one mission she was struggling with.

Taking a drag of her cigarette, she looked to the side hearing the door two balcony's across opening and she looked over blinking.

Gojyo smirked at her before lighting up his own cigarette. “Hey honey.”

 

J'dee frowned taking a drag of her cigarette giving Gojyo a flat-eyed look. “You just want to get busted don't you?” She hissed.

Gojyo looked at the sky. “I just want a smoke honey.” He then looked at her and winked. “Plus the view isn't too bad.”

“Says you I got a tree in the way-” J'dee stopped and looked down huffing she pulled the kimono robe round herself tighter. “Pervert.”

Gojyo chuckled. “What?”

“I think you were much cuter in the anime… in person you're just disgusting.” She blinked looking down at the PSP as Zack died. “Oh hell no! Stupid G Genesis!” She shook the console. “Bastard, stop killing me I'm so close to finishing this stupid game!”

She heard Gojyo chuckle. “You may look girly you hardly act like it though.”

J'dee plucked the cigarette out of her mouth tapping the ash over the edge of the railing and she blinked watching it float down she stopped seeing the spiky red haired from earlier leaning against the wall outside the entrance talking to a blonde haired man.

“It's that guy again… I wonder if he lives here?” She mused.

Gojyo looked over the edge of the balcony. “Want me to ask beautiful?”

“Do what you want…” She jumped seeing Gojyo place his hand on the railing and jump over the edge.

“GOJYO!” She stopped seeing the two look up at her.

Gojyo landed in front of the two and he stood up looking at them with a grin.

 

`Oooh yeah that got her attention.' Gojyo looked up and waved at her, she threw her cigarette at him he stepped to the side seeing the cigarette miss. `Or make her mad.'

“Asshole, don't worry me like that!” She shouted from the few stories up turning round obviously stalking inside annoyed with him.

He looked to the red and blonde haired guys. “Hey guys… my friend is wondering if you're staying in the building she keeps seeing you around.” He looked at Renji. “Personally I think she likes you.” He grinned seeing the red head blush.

“Who are you?” The blonde looked him.

“Just a guy.” Gojyo replied nonchalantly.

“Who can jump down seven stories and not break his legs?” The red head looked at him skeptically.

The blonde cleared his throat. “Renji… maybe he's… you know.”

`Renji…' He blinked he knew that name J'dee had mentioned it a couple of times and he nodded.

“Espada?” Renji asked looking ready to draw a weapon.

 

Gojyo jumped back avoiding the jagged points along the blade of the katana and he held out his hand his shakujou blocking the blade. “Easy dude… I'm not here to eat your soul.”

“………” Renji blinked. “Then what are you here for?”

Gojyo motioned up at J'dee's floor. “I was sent here to kill her… but you know a pretty face gets me every time.”

“Kira…” Renji looked to his friend.

“It's just the same.” Kira looked thoughtful.

Gojyo stepped back nodding his head slowly, he knew Belle was the other target and from their reactions, he knew instantly.

“You're the other team… then where would the third be?” Gojyo mused aloud.

“Third…” Renji asked.

“Three targets, three teams, take them out, take the body to the gate and you get to go home.” Gojyo quoted looking to the side. “That's what he said.”

“Gate?” Kira looked at Renji.

“Three targets. Whose the last an how do you know this?” Renji growled.

“A guy by the name of Toby… I think… we need to hint for the girls to go pay him a visit.” Gojyo flipped out his cellphone sending the text up to J'dee's phone before flipping the phone shut.

Kira looked at Gojyo. “Do you know the third team?”

“Not a clue.” Gojyo shook his head.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Hisagi blinked as his cell went off and he took it out.

“What is it Renji?” he asked as he finished preparing a sandwich for dinner.

“We've met up with the second team,” Renji stated and Hisagi blinked. There had been a vague mention of other beings in this world, but Belle had been named the leader and with her dead, the others would be useless.

“What do they have to say?” Hisagi asked and there was a moment of silence as Renji spoke with Kira.

“We should talk to Belle about meeting with the third target, they know who it is and they think they should get together,” Renji stated. Hisagi quickly relayed the message to the others in the other room.

“Call the boys back, the girls will be fine tonight,” Kenpachi stated. “We need to talk.”

 

~*~*~*~

 

“Oooooh lamb for dinner! YAY I love you!” J'dee glomped on to Belle from behind.

“I'm cooking here don't make me splatter you with hot oil.” Belle warned jokingly.

J'dee jumped back holding her hands up. “Okay, okay…”

“Heard you were being harassed by `Gojyo' again.” Belle stated.

J'dee nodded. “Yeah he suits the name.” She felt the phone vibrate in her pocket flipping it out and looked at the message.

`You need to influence Belle to go see Toby as soon as you can.'

J'dee blinked before moving to the table and she sat down looking at the text.

“What's up?”

“Um… He thinks we need to check on Toby.” J'dee flipped the phone shut.

“What do you think?” Belle asked.

“Well he's just down the road… maybe we can go after dinner.” J'dee mused.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Belle thought about the suggestion as the turned the cuts of lamb over, making sure to get them cooked on the outside and raw on the inside.

“I suppose we should visit Toby, we haven't seen him in a while,” she said. Whoever this Gojyo guy was, she was starting to get the feeling he may be the real thing like her collection of shinigami.

“We'll head out after dinner,” Belle grinned as she flipped the first of the lamb out of the frying pan. It did smell fantastic.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Jehuty. One of the most powerful mechs in anime. Running on the ore known as Metatron, found only on certain planets, capable of energy/matter conversion. Jehuty stood two stories tall, was blue in color. Jehuty was like most mecha, humanoid in design, but it had no feet to speak of, the legs tapering off below the knee into sharp point with stabilizers on the back where the calf would be on a human. Its right arm had a blade attached at the right forearm that was locked back, and would swing forward in combat. Its left arm had an energy generator on the forearm, capable of extending a shield around Jehuty or firing blasts of energy. Its head had a narrow peak, the visor dark blue in color except for the bright blue glowing eyes.

And it sat in Tobias's barn. Toby had to lean against the rotted wooden door for support. This was like a dream come true, except it was real. He had a giant hole in his house and barn to prove it. Granted the barn was going to be demolished anyways but...

“Impressive.” Tobias turned to his right, having completely forgotten about Washu. She was sitting on her cushion typing away on her holo-computer as she scanned the mech. “These vector traps interest me. Almost like my dimensional pockets on a much smaller scale....” Hearing that gave Tobias an idea.

“Little Washu!” He cried. The greatest scientific mind in the universe turned to face him. “Can you repair the barn? Make it look like it did before on the outside but on the inside make it a hanger for Jehuty?” He gestured to the mech, frantic.

“Sure I can but why? Not like anyone will notice way back here.” She said

“The military might! If they even get an inkling of what is here, they could come here to cart us all off to prison or something! And unlike you I can't invent a way to break out!” Tobias begged. Washu eyed him before nodding with a smile.

“Might as well. It'll give me some time to scan this thing in more detail.” She agreed, before turning back to her work. Tobias sighed in relief, just before the sound of a motor filled the air. It was a car engine and one he was very familiar with.

“Belle's car! And if she's here then that means J'dee's with her too! Ah shit!” Tobias cried and took off for the house. Washu watched him run off, amused at his actions.

“I wonder if he remembers he has a hole in his house too.”

~*~*~*~

 

As always, J'dee's antics entertained Belle as she drove, she still was not used to driving on this side of the road and it amused Belle greatly. The drive to Toby's was nice and Belle had to say it was lovely to look at as she drove.

Of course, the lovely appearance was ruined as she stared at the destruction of Toby's house. Belle was very curious to how Toby was going to explain himself. Whether it was good or bad, it was going to be entertaining.

 

~*~*~*~

J'dee stepped from Belle's car slowly moving up to the front door looking at the large hole in his ceiling blinking. “Wow that's like M.I.B before that guy got you know sucked out of his skin.”

“I doubt we're going to find an Alien in a Toby suit. Just Toby in his normal pervert suit.” Belle retorted. And the hole was in the yard not the roof…”

J'dee nodded her head. “True… only anime characters fall through the ceiling… I doubt he's had that.” She joked truth was it made her suspicious. How the hell would she ask Toby if he'd run in to any anime character's lately without sounding a little crazy. Still maybe he had, giving the size of the hole in his ceiling.

Belle and she were cut off suddenly as Toby raced in front of them from the back yard.

~*~*~*~

 

“Toby! What hell is going on?” Belle demanded. Tobias had just caught them before they made it to the front door.

“Fumigated...the...house.” Tobias panted. “Set off...some...insect...foggers!”

“Oh!” J'dee said, backing away from the house. She glanced at Belle who nodded.

“Er, Toby has anything weird happened around here lately?” Belle asked. Tobias shook his head quickly.

“Weird, here? Nope, not a thing!” Tobias said, and gave a laugh. The girls exchanged glances.

“You sure?” J'dee asked.

“Nope! Not a thing, nadda, zip, zilch, zero!” Tobias said, sweating a bit.

“Uh-huh.” Belle said, looking skeptical. Tobias laughed nervously.

“Well, thanks for dropping by. I'm just going to enjoy the good weather for a few more hours and then finishing installing my new skylight! Stop by again later tomorrow okay?” Tobias said. `Leave, please.' He begged mentally.

“Alright Toby!” Belle snarled. “What are you hiding?” Tobias blanched at their accusing stares.

`Shit.' He thought, just before he felt his heart sink as some one called out behind him.

“Tobyyy! There you are sweetie!” He felt a pair of arms wrap around him from behind, and a pair of lips kiss his neck. He couldn't help but grin at their confused expressions.

“Who the hell are you?” J'dee asked, shocked.

“Um, J'dee, Belle, this is...um...er...” Tobias tried to think of name quickly. Unfortunately, the person behind him acted faster and let go of him, stepping around and past him, Tobias saw Washu in her adult form extend a hand to the confused women.

“Hello! My name is Washu, how do you do?” Washu said in a bubbly voice. Tobias groaned mentally.

`Damn!'

~*~*~*~

`Man I haven't seen that anime in like forever.' J'dee thought then stopped. `I can't remember did Washu look that old? I thought she was kid sized or something?'

“Oh I'm fine.” J'dee waved her hand in front of her self. “Um how much manga head do you use to get those spikes? Cause that's massive wicked.”

She was hit over the back of the head by Belle at the question. “Don't be an idiot.”

`Washu' just smiled. “It's alright. I just kind of wake up with it like this.”

J'dee silently fumed. `No way does reality not permit even anime characters to wake up with perfect hair like that… well most the time.'

J'dee looked at Toby with his hand to his face in embarrassment before Belle shot him the dirtiest glare. `She could actually be a cos-player for his perverted hentai-ness, but given the weird stuff going on I don't know anymore.'

 

~*~*~*~

“Washu…” Belle said trying to keep a straight face. The woman was tall, taller than her but very elegant. She was like a large doll and she was too perfect to be anything but legit.

“Yes!” Washu cried and Belle felt a strange giddiness fall over her. She wanted to bend over and just laugh at the sheer insanity of the whole situation. Belle couldn't be in cahoots with the Bleach characters, the Saiyuki party was not two doors over, and this was not Washu.

“I'm sure,” Belle said as she turned her attention to Toby, giving him her best `I know you're up to something and I'm going to find it out' glare.

“It's nothing, just a little fun to liven up the sex life,” Washu giggled and Belle felt sick, maybe the pervert did get some depraved cosplay slut to come play Washu for him.

“Uh…huh…” Belle dead paned before narrowing her eyes on Toby.

 

~*~*~*~

 

“Washu, honey, why do you go around to the picnic table and I'll be there in a minute.” Tobias said, gritting his teeth. Washu winked at the flabbergasted girls and walked around the house, swaying her hips in an exaggerated manner.

“She seems nice.” J'dee said, grinning. Belle glowered at Toby who grinned sheepishly.

“I don't want to know how you got some poor woman to pretend to be Washu for some hentai cosplay game!” Belle seethed. Tobias winced remembering what Washu had said.

“What can I say, I'm the man.” He offered lamely. Belle sniffed and made her way to her car.

“Don't mind her.” J'dee assured him. “It's been a bad day.”

“Trust me, I understand.” Tobias assured. `Only too much.' He thought.

“Have fun Toby!” J'dee said and waved as she jogged over to the car. Tobias waved to them as he watched them go down the drive and disappear from sight. He didn't turn around, waiting for the sound of the gate opening at the edge of his property to let the girls out.

“Man that was close!”

Tobias jerked in surprise and swirled around to see Shinji and Misato, ice pack on the back of her head, grinning at him.

“Well hello to you too.” Tobias said to Misato, who had spoken. “I guess Washu filled you in.”

“Oh yeah, even fixed you house quick too while she did. So what are we going to do now?” The Nerv Major asked. Tobias sighed, and after glancing at his house to see the new skylight where the hole had been, he turned towards the barn, where the sun was setting, and he couldn't help but grin.

“I think I'm going for a joy ride tonight.” Tobias replied, his eyes gleaming.

~*~*~*~

 

Belle was annoyed she just couldn't tell, maybe it was some cosplay hooker or it could be the real Washu. Did that mean that J'dee was hiding the real Saiyuki party in their apartment building? It didn't make sense and Belle was getting agitated because she couldn't tell the truth from the lie.

“He's such an ass, making some chick dress up like Washu,” Belle growled and J'dee tuned in.

“I know, he's such a pig,” J'dee opened the door and Belle found the anger and frustration erupted from her like a volcano. An Anti-Toby rant like few others erupted and Belle drove.

 

~*~*~*~

 

J'dee sat in silence, he was eager to get them gone which meant one or two things. One he was going to get laid or two he was HOPING to get laid.

“Tenchi Muyo… God I can't even remember that series much anymore.” J'dee mumbled to herself.

“You ever find that Saiyuki volume of Reload you were looking for?” Belle asked.

It seemed the conversation about Toby was over, Belle's ranting and bitching out of the way they were now left with dinner with the pervert tomorrow to bitch and rant at him for.

“Yeah turned out I had to order it in through JB-hi something.” J'dee waved a hand about. “I swear that store freaked the hell out of me.”

Belle glanced at her direction. “Why?”

“Everything was so compact together like wall mart merchandise crammed in to a corner convenience store that's like half of the normal size.”

“Not used to it?” Belle asked.

“I feel like a country bumpkin no matter where I go I get flabbergasted at your super size option and how you can cram so much crap in to an itty bitty space. I can't even finish a super size coke… it'd probably kill me before I managed.”

“Face it you are a country bumpkin.” Belle teased.

J'dee frowned. “Thanks.”

“Aim to annoy.” Belle grinned.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Hakkai shook his head looking at the group below watching them have the discussion amongst themselves.

“How many in total Hakkai?” Goku asked before shoving an Oreo in his mouth walking out on to the balcony.

“About seven Miss Belle does seem to have an interesting group.” Hakkai mused.

“Do any of them look strong?”

Hakkai's eyes fell over the one with black spiky hair. “I think they have their own strength. But I'd say there is one you'd be impressed by.”

Goku walked on to the balcony and he lent on it before tipping the rest of the Oreo's in to his mouth looking at the group below. “Mro! Mrat mone!” Goku exclaimed his mouth round the Oreos pointing to the one Hakkai had mentally noted to be weary of.

Hakkai nodded. “I thought you'd want to spar with that one… but Goku please wait. We have to convince Miss J'dee to let Miss Belle know we exist.”

Gojyo lent in the doorway lighting a cigarette. “I'm sure we could pay a surprise visit, just send Sanzo to their door.”

“I heard that!” Sanzo growled.

 

Gojyo chuckled before taking a drag of his cigarette walking out watching the seven split up and part only minutes before Belle's car came back. “Oooooh they're back.”

Hakkai frowned seeing the look. “Now Gojyo please behave.”

Gojyo just grinned. “What I wasn't going to do anything.”

“You nearly gave Miss J'dee a panic attack earlier by jumping off this story.” Hakkai scolded.

Goku curled up his nose. “You'd think she likes you or something.”

Gojyo smirked. “Oooooooh yeah I know she does little monkey…”

Hakkai sighed. “Gojyo please.”

Gojyo felt the fan hit him over the back of the head and he spun round glaring at Sanzo. “Oiy cleric what the hell was that for?” He snapped

“Do not get attached. We're not here long enough to form relationships with these people.” Sanzo growled.

Gojyo rubbed his head. “Yeah, yeah I hear ya… cranky monk.” He grumbled.

 

~*~*~*~

 

Belle sighed as she pulled in the car and parked, she opened the back door so she could dig out her purse, also to give her a moment to scope out the situation outside the apartment building. The Kenpachi, Ikkaku, and Yumichika were leaning against the building as Yachiru played on the playground. Belle tilted her head in their direction and Yumichika nodded his head back toward her. It wouldn't be noticed unless you were looking carefully.

It was then that Belle noticed the group on the balcony as she walked behind J'dee. The four were standing there so casually it almost looked posed and she paused as she looked at them. There were two brunettes, a redhead, and a blond staring at her and J'dee. They were too creepy as they tried to seem nonchalant as they stood on their balcony, like they hadn't been staring at her and J'dee. She noticed how the redhead was staring at J'dee and every protective bone in Belle's body growled in rage.

She was aware that the shinigami were looking at her as she stared down the redhead, aware that the brunettes and the blond were now staring at her. None of them waved or attempted to be friendly like a normal twenty-something would do. Belle shook her head as the redhead's eyes slowly moved to her. He smirked and winked at her and Belle glared. Her eyes narrowed and her eyebrows were down, she gave him her most blazing stare locking eyes with him and refusing to blink.

“I'm watching you,” Belle stated, it seemed loud in the still night air. She turned on her heel and made sure to let her heels click loudly in the air.

 

 

To Be Continued…

 

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