Crossover Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Entrap Me ❯ 12-Mishaps and Mayhem ( Chapter 12 )

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D.N. Angel/Inuyasha Crossover. A story in which Dark attempts to restore his damaged pride, by getting back at Kagome...only to fail, horribly. Multiple times.

Dark/Kagome

Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Drama / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.12.2009 | Pages: 6 | Words: 6.6K | Visits: 1.6K | Status: Completed

Title: Mishaps and Mayhem

Author: Kage Otome (Shadow Maiden on Mediaminer)

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Summary: A story in which Dark attempts to restore his damaged pride, by getting back at Kagome...only to fail, horribly. Multiple times.

Rating: T-M

Crossover: D.N. Angel and Inuyasha

Pairing: Kagome/Dark

Feedback: Preferred

Beta: None

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or D.N. Angel., or any of the characters used in this story. Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and D.N. Angel belongs to Yukiru Sugisaki.

Warning: This was not written to make fun, insult or otherwise offend anyone, nor is this meant to be malicious humor. If at any time you feel uncomfortable, feel free to press the back button and leave this page.

Dedication: This one is for the fabulous Kagome Yuki Niwa!

*Mishaps and Mayhem*

By: Kage Otome

Kagome stormed down the sidewalk, hands clenched at her side, cursing Inuyasha under her breath calling him every foul thing she could think of. It wasn't enough that he had to insult her abilities at every turn, comparing her constantly to Kikyo, but he actually ---. Kagome yelped, slamming face first into what felt like a brick wall. Rubbing her nose, and cursing (a bad habit picked up from someone who shall remain nameless), she blinked as soft laughter filtered through her ears. Startled blue eyes shot up to the amused face of the male she nearly ran over.

“Uh...Gomen nasai.” Kagome bowed politely before proceeding to make her way around him, barely noticing his rather handsome features. Continuing her way to the park, brow furrowed in thought she didn't even notice the amused presence following her. Dark followed the girl as she walked into a nearby park, curious about the odd sense of power that radiated from her, and absently wondering why she would be out so late at night.

Weighed down by her thoughts, Kagome promptly dropped onto a bench near the pond in the middle of the park, blankly watching the Koi swim through the water. Sighing deeply she massaged her temples, wondering why she kept letting Inuyasha bother her and when she was going to get over him. Surely this one-sided puppy love wasn't healthy for her. But then again... SNAP. Kagome shot up from the bench looking around wildly for any danger. Seeing nothing she narrowed her eyes, wondering if it was just her imagination getting the better of her.

She was just convincing herself it was nothing when suddenly this guy dropped from the tree onto the bench in front of her. Screaming she instinctively backed away, tripping and falling straight into the Koi pond. Dark, from his perch on the bench chuckled softly. He knew he probably shouldn't have done it, but it was amusing to see the girl's reaction. His violet-red eyes gleamed as they focused on the now enraged girl pulling herself out of the pond; particularly on that lovely white shirt she was wearing.

“You.... You...BAKA!”

The last thing Dark Mousy saw was the outline of the girl's bra and the vague impression of a hand coming towards his face.

`Nice.'

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Kagome's brow twitched as she struggled to force herself not to beat the unconscious pervert up even more; not that he didn't deserve it. The nerve of the man! First he goes and scares the hell out of her, purposely (she was sure of it!) landing on the bench to ensure that she would fall into the pond, thus getting wet. Kagome steamed, face turning red as she huffed, `Dirty pervert.'

Kagome narrowed her eyes, willing the dirty pervert to wake up so she could beat him unconscious again. Figuring he wasn't going to wake up for a while she was about to leave when suddenly an absolutely wicked idea hit her. A positively devilish gleam entered her eye as she grinned evilly, and began laughing maniacally. Sleeping birds took to the air at the evil laughter that emerged from the petite girl.

“Oh, he'll pay.”

Leaning down she picked up the unconscious male, glad that all the time spent trekking through the Feudal Era with her big yellow bag helped improve her strength. Halfway up the stairs she unceremoniously dropped him, panting with exertion. This was ridiculous; while she was certainly stronger than most girls her age she was no superman. She briefly considered just leaving him there, but then thoughts of payback entered her mind, giving the aching girl another charge of energy. Half carrying, half dragging the unconscious male the rest of the way up the stairs she shove the front door to the house open, with a triumphant wheeze.

Dropping him on the floor, as she removed her shoes she pondered what items she'd need to fulfill her revenge, heading into the kitchen for a glass of water `accidently' stepping on the unconscious Dark on her way there. Mentally making a list of the items she'd need, she hummed a tune under her breath, not in the least bit concerned she had an unknown, perverted male in her home. He wasn't evil, and she was sure she could take care of him should he get out of hand (ah the wonder of cast iron pans).

“Now...what did I need?” Kagome tapped her chin, eyes lighting up as she sped around gathering the items for her `plan', glad her family had decided to spend the weekend with family in Osaka.

“Hm. Scissors, hair dye, gauze, tape, Souta's water balloons, jell-o mix, make up, clipboard with Jiichan's `diagnosis' sheets, restraints...” Kagome tapped her chin, “Nurse costume!”

Grinning evilly, Kagome eyed the prone form of her unsuspecting victim prepared to implement her revenge.

Revenge had never looked so sweet, or sounded quite so wicked.

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Dark's violet-red eyes fluttered open as he groaned softly. His head throbbed in pain as consciousness returned, he couldn't remember the last time he'd been hit quite so hard. He frowned as he tried to move and found he couldn't.

`What the...' he trailed off as he caught sight of the restraints tied around his wrists, secured to the bedpost. Frowning he tried to remember the last thing before he decided to involuntarily go to sleep. Scoping out the museum...Then the cute girl with bright eyes...The girl! He narrowed his eyes; did she kidnap him for some kind of sex game or something?

“Ah! Your awake!” The voice was cheerful and melodious diverting his attention to the doorway of the room he was in. A girl, the same girl, he absently noted that he met before he...fell asleep. Because falling asleep sounded so much better than getting knocked out by a tiny girl.

“Konnichiwa! I'm your nurse, Kagome. How are you doing, Miss?” Dark blinked in confusion. `Miss?'

“Call me Dark, and let me assure you sweetheart, I'm entirely male.” Dark purred.

She blinked cutely, a giggle emerged from her throat as she adjusted the short nurses uniform molded to her body. `Mmm… And what a body.'

“Well of course you are silly! But don't worry, we'll fix that!” Dark stared at Kagome, wondering if she was insane.

“What do you mean fix it...?” Dark asked in confusion.

She blinked innocently.

“...Your sex change operation, sir...err, ma'am. You've already had your breast implants done, all that's left is for us to...” Kagome gestured to his male bits and made a chopping motion with her hands.

Dark paled, closing his eyes. He slowly brought his hands to his chest, upon feeling something squishy opened his eyes and screamed girlishly, before his eyes rolled to the back of his head as he promptly fainted.

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When Dark returned to consciousness for the second time in as many hours he woke with a strangled scream.

“It was just a dream, just a dream...” He looked down and screamed again, “Not a dream, not a dream!”

`I have breasts...I. Have. BREASTS!'He mentally cried, before another thought occurred to him...He gulped...`Please, Kami-sama...tell me I still have my--' Dark sighed in relief as he grabbed himself.

“Um...Would you like some private time to say goodbye to your...little friend, Miss. Dark?” Kagome questioned inwardly laughing her ass off as she hid an amused smile.

“YOU!” He screamed, face red and puffed out with a mixture of embarrassment, horror and anger.

Kagome just blinked.

“Yes, me. The doctor should be back soon and then you won't have to worry, you'll be free of your embarrassing growth.”

Dark's mouth dropped open.

“It's perfectly normal to feel a love/hate relationship with your man bits, it's what makes you a man, but then again it's so small and funny looking, I mean is it supposed to look like that? Oh well, don't worry though, after the Doctor removes it, you can finally become the woman you know you are inside!” Kagome gushed waving her arms about with enthusiastic excitement, eyes positively gleaming.

Dark choked, trying in vain to speak.

“Oh dear, are you alright ma'am?” Kagome looked at him with bright, concerned eyes.

`This is all a nightmare, I'm going to wake up any minute now.' Dark thought to himself, `I just need to wake myself up.'

Nodding to himself he grabbed the clipboard Kagome was holding and slammed his face into it. Kagome winced at the sound of hard steel against his skull.

`Yeouch. That must have hurt.'

“I'm not dreaming.”

“You most certainly are not, but anyway, your free to go for now, the doctor will call you when he gets back so you can finish your operation!” Kagome chirped cheerfully, quickly pulling him out of the bed, stuffing him into clothes that were definitely not his, and shoving him out the door towards the shrine steps.

“Bye!” With that Kagome returned to the house, slamming the door shut in his gaping, clearly disoriented face.

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Behind the door Kagome collapsed in hysterical laughter. She almost felt sorry for the guy. Maybe this...experience will teach him to treat girls properly. Practically skipping into the kitchen, she broke out into hysterical laughter as she opened the refrigerator and saw the left over jell-o. Boy was he in for a surprise. She wondered how long it would take him to realize what she'd done.

Ah...well. Not her problem anymore.

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Dark frowned uncomfortably at all the stares he was getting. He knew he was attractive, but this was a bit much. It didn't help that today seemed particularly drafty. He frowned as yet another group of guys began catcalling, and making obscene gestures at him! And then the girls! They were all giving him dirty, even hostile looks! Unheard of. Just what was going on?

Dark glanced around him and froze; jaw dropping as he saw his reflection in the window of a store.... He looked like a girl! His hair, was...was...pink. Not pink, as in semi-close to the red of Daisuke's hair, but pink! Bright hot fluorescent pink, you could probably see his head from outer space! His face had been done up with subtle touches of make-up and matching hot pink lipstick. His face flamed with horror as he realized, in all the relief about still having his `boys', he also hadn't imagined the jiggly things that magically appeared on his chest. And to make matters worse...he was dressed in a schoolgirl's outfit! And that mini-skirt was really drafty.

Flushing red from the tips of his ears down his neck, Dark silently vowed vengeance on the hellion that did this, carefully trying to smooth down the back of the too-small skirt, so it didn't fly up and run all the way back to the Niwa residence at the same time. Needless to say it was very awkward, he looked like he was grabbing his own ass! He wasn't even going to mention the guy who tried to grope him as he stood at the bus stop.

Let's just say Dark developed a whole new sense of respect for women, having to deal with this kind of thing on a daily basis, being leered at and hit on by legions of perverts, and good grief how on earth did they manage to keep those damnable skirts from flying up with every movement! He also developed a sense of grudging respect, for the clever, evil, brilliantly wicked, strong, tiny girl, Kagome. Of course that wouldn't stop him from getting back at her for this humiliation.

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Dark, back to his normal appearance, waited outside a high-school, wincing as the memory of the Niwa family gaping at him, then breaking out into hysterical laughter at his previous `state', played through his mind again. He had found out that his `boobs' were really just water balloons filled with jell-o. The little hellion had actually been clever enough to put jell-o mixture into the balloons somehow before putting them into the refrigerator to turn the liquid mixture into the jiggly gelatin boobs. He had to admire her creativity. Of course, soon he would get his revenge, he had found the school that had the same type of uniform that evil hellion, Kagome dressed him in.

Running a hand through his hair, he opened his eyes as a trio of girls approached him.

He smirked at them, “Hello ladies, would any of you happen to know Kagome?”

“Kagome-chan?” Yuka asked with starry eyes, “Are you her boyfriend?”

Dark, seeing his chance to get back at the girl, nodded with a charming smile, unaware of the hole he was digging himself into.

Yuka and Eri surrounded him, flames of hell surrounding their forms, cracking their knuckles as they glared evilly at him.

“So, your the two-timing, abusive jerk!” Dark's eyes widened as panic griped him.

“No, no! I was just kidding, I'm not really her--ack.” Dark choked as Yura got her hands around his neck and began shaking.

Kagome suddenly appeared by Ayumi's side wondering what the three of them were up to now. Her eyes widened marginally as she caught sight of Dark, `degirlified'. Though she frowned in confusion as Yuka and Eri attacked him.

“What's going on?” Kagome asked Ayumi. Before she could respond Yuka and Eri glomped her.

“Oh, no wonder you couldn't let go of your abusive, cheating boyfriend, he is soo gorgeous, but you have to be strong Kagome-chan!” Yuka-shouted. Kagome gaped at them, before a sly look overtook her features for a split instant before disappearing, a sad, torn look appearing on her face.

“I know I should...” Kagome sniffled. “But every time I try, he tells me he's sorry a-and that he l-loves me, t-that he'll ch-change.” Kagome wailed, hiccupping pointing at the stunned Dark. Yuka, Eri and Ayumi turned to Dark, looking positively demonic as they proceeded to chase after Dark, beating at him with their book bags.

`I should win an Oscar.' Kagome thought bemusedly.

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It had been several months since the `boyfriend' incident. And several more failed attempts, as well, including the petting zoo incident, the pooping pigeon, and the stray mutt incidents. He turned bright red as he thought about those incidents. First that damn goat, then those damn birds that were supposed to poop on her and her date when he scared them, not him and those mutts! They tried to hump his leg! Okay so he accidently got the scent of a bitch in heat on him instead of Kagome's date, but still! He wasn't even going to go into the flying pizza, or the slipping smurf incident.

The two of them got along surprisingly well, when they could put aside their `rivalry'. They both had a rather peculiar and warped sense of humor, but they enjoyed spending time together, talking, bickering or saying nothing at all. It was doing one of those moments when they slowly began opening up about their unique pasts and adventures, just enjoying having someone who understood. Their fighting was more playful then anything else and they genuinely enjoyed each other's company. When they weren't trying to out do each other, that is.

Currently Dark was working on his next plan involving paint, trip-wire, whoopee cushions, sardines and stink bombs. He was at the moment camped out in the Goshinboku outside Kagome's window waiting for her to go to bed.

“You know. One would think you'd have given up by now.” Kagome spoke from below the Goshinboku, startling Dark into falling out of the tree into a nearby bush as his bucket of puke green paint landed on top of his head. “Be careful of that bush.” Kagome added, uselessly.

“Gee, thanks.” Dark muttered as he pulled himself out of the bush, wiping paint from his eyes.

“Why do you keep trying to `restore your pride' by getting revenge against me for a few mostly harmless pranks. They always just backfire on you anyway.” Kagome grinned amused at him. Dark blushed again, she was so cute when she grinned, that slightly evil amused grin.

“My pride will demand nothing less.” He sniffed, trying to control his flaming cheeks.

“Hm… Is that so?” Kagome mumbled as she approached him, twining her arms around his neck, uncaring of the paint. “Then why did you keep trying to embarrass Hojo when we were out on a few harmless dates?”

Dark scowled at the name, tightening his hands on her hips.

“I don't like him.” Dark said.

“Why not?”

“He doesn't deserve you.”

“Why not?”

He growled.

“Because, your mine.”

Kagome pressed her lips against his, surprising him momentarily.

“Good answer.”

“Well...there's one thing I will always out do you at...” Kagome raised a brow at his statement.

“What's that?”

“This.” Dark murmured capturing her lips with his, suckling softly on her lower lip, lightly biting the soft plump flesh, soothing the sting with his tongue. As her lips parted on a gasp, Dark's tongue swept into her mouth, coaxing her tongue out to twine with his, tearing a soft moan from her. Pulling away from her, he rested his forehead against hers their heavy breaths mingled in the night air.

“So where do we go from here?” Kagome asked quietly.

“Your my girl now, Kagome.” Dark said seriously, nuzzling the crown of her head. “And you know what that means?” Dark murmured against her temple.

“Mm...What?” Kagome asked dreamily.

“It means...I can do this...” Kagome tilted her head up for another kiss, eyes fluttering closed in anticipation, just as Dark's hands slid lower and groped her ass.

Kagome's eyes shot open as Dark took off running laughing the entire way.

`I can't wait till she catches me.' He thought, `She's so cute when she's mad.'

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A/n: I'm not so sure about how it turned out, but I hope you liked it! I know I had fun writing it. It may be a bit rough, because I'm once again trying to re-boost my inspiration. I'm still not sure where my chaptered stories stand, but for those I'll probably go back to them once I can get the feel and inspiration for them back.

Feel free to make a pairing request, it helps if you include a short summary (even one line) or something I can work off, even a word, quote or event you want to see in the one-shot helps and I'll see if I can come up with something. Also specify if you want a lemon or no. Note that lemons will not be posted on Fanfiction (dot) net, but probably on my Live Journal and/or Mediaminer accounts and will be linked via my profile.