Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ A celebration, Bitch! ❯ Act One ( Chapter 1 )

AN: this was written by myself and my brother, Lawson Fredrickson the Fifth...Anyway, we got REALLY bored for about six nights in a row, then came up with this...REVOLUTION!!!

Oh, and just so you know, Rothbart is the antagonist from Disney's "The Swan Princess"...

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{Bakura, Pegasus, Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, Frieza, Brock, Rothbart, Mamoru (Tuxedo Kamen), Alfred (Batman's butler), Marik, and Saito are sitting/standing in a rented motel room across from the party of a "few friends".}

{In the party room, Yugi, Yami, Ryou, Malik, Seto Kaiba, Krillan, Vegeta, Batman, Jonouchi, Honda, Toto-Sai, Goku, Adolf Hitler, D's hand, Hiko-Sama, and Miroku are mingling and partaking in illegal festivities. Notice the lack of women.}

In the rented motel room, the guests of Pegasus are growing annoyed by the "phat beats" coming from Yugi's room (party) across the hall...

Bakura: Damn you, Pegasus for renting these cheap motel rooms!

Pegasus: It's all the money I had left from my last lover.... *grabs a moving bag from behind the couch* be back in a moment! *Heads into the bathroom*

*High-pitched screams are heard*

Hiei: I don't know which is louder; the music or Pegasus wailing like a bitch.

Alfred: I don't know if that is Pegasus, Master Hiei...

Hiei: Who the hell are you?

Alfred: Batman's trusty butler!

Bakura: You say that with such dignity....

Hiei: Tell me, do you bend over for Batman?

Pegasus: *returns with a cooler* I managed to sneak these from across the hall!

*Goku's high-pitched screams are heard across the hall*

Goku: Pegasus, you rat bastard...*in a drunken slur*

*A loud thump is heard from behind the door*

Pegasus: I guess he must've passed out...

Frieza: Quickly! Grab his body before they discover him *floats toward the door in his little handicap chair with a Budweiser in hand*

Rothbart: Damn you Frieza! You ran over my foot again!

Hiei: Good; perhaps you'll cease that senseless movement you call tap dancing now.

Rothbart: It's 'swing dancing' you prick!

*Frieza returns with Goku's unconscious body dangling by his hair from the front of the Frieza Mobile (handicap thing)*

Frieza: What should we do with this?

Bakura: Pegasus, do you happen to have a blender with you?

Pegasus: Yes...Why?

Bakura: I hate the way he styles his hair! Every time I see him I'm reminded of that damned pharaoh and his midget hikari!

Pegasus: *looks dumbfounded* It's in the kitchen...

Kuwabara: *in a drunken stupor* I wanna see! SEE FOR KUWABARA!!

Bakura: Anyone have a leash so I can take Kuwabara for a walk?

Kurama: I have my illustrious rose whip!

Bakura: No Kurama! God...Every damn time I mention some sort of leash, he insists on using his illustrious rose whip...

Frieza: YIPEE!! *Runs into the kitchen* Now, my archnemises, you have nowhere to run...*thinks* Why didn't I just drug him up the first thousand times we fought....

*he runs in to see Marik sitting at the table dropping mice into the blender*

Frieza: I knew that wasn't a strawberry shake!!!

Marik: YOU SPEAK LIES!! *Throws himself into the oven*

*reaches out and turns it to 450 degrees and remains there* FRIEZA! I WILL PUNISH YOU FOR YOUR LIES! *Clicks oven switch to 'on'*

Frieza: You do that, Marik. I'll be with you in a moment...*grabs the blender* Now, archnemises, feel the black sperm of my revenge!

Bakura: *walks in* Wha..?

Frieza: I mean, FEEL THE BLENDER'S FURY, BITCH!* shoves Goku's head into blender and watches as his hair is thrown about the room.*

Bakura: HIT THE DECK!!

*all fall and curse like drunken sailors. Moments later, they are all back on their feet.*

Rothbart: Frieza! What in god's name were you doing?!

Frieza: *walks out, blatantly ignoring Rothbart, covered in Goku's remnants.* Oops...

Pegasus: You killed him?

Frieza: Looks that way...

Marik: PUNISHMENT! RETRIBUTION IS AT HAND, FRIEZA!

Rothbart: SHUT IT, MARIK! Stupid fool....Has he locked himself in the oven again? That seems to be his favorite place....

Bakura: *curses* Leave him. Maybe he'll die this time.

Hiei: Doubtfully.

*All exit*

{End of Act 1}

AN: We've already started Act 2. R&R!!