Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Championship Wrestling Pay Per Views ❯ Animegeddon ( Chapter 1 )

Inside of the ACW arena, people were ready to see one of the greatest shows this time of the year. ‘Animegeddon’, this one was pretty special. The finals for the Super Ultimate Universal Championship, Joey Cage will go up against Bandit Keith. The finals for the Ultimate Universal Championship will pit Yugi Gardner against Atem. Shingi Rodgers will go against RWO’s Karou Ikari and ACW’s Women’s Grand Champion; Rei Hino will go against OWO’s Ryoko Habuki.

Your hosts are Honey Kisaragi and Lilith Anesland. “Hello fans and welcome to Animegeddon!” Said Honey, “Tonight we are going to have a big one.” She was in an ACW denim shirt, jeans and boots. “With the firing of Nakamaru as Lightning’s General Manager, I think Ace did the right thing.” She looked to her partner. Lilith was in a red and black mini dress.

“That’s right Honey and I have to agree with you.” She said, “Can you believe the jerk tried and I mean tried to ask me out?”

“You said, ‘no’ of course.”

“Oh, of course.”

Just then it was time for the first match.

Cruel Angel’s Thesis

Coming to the ring was a young man with short white hair and blood red eyes; he was dressed in a silver and white uniform. He walked to the ring and got in, “this match is for one fall. First, making his way to ring, from Tokyo-3 and the RWO Karou Ikari.”

“Well, here comes RWO’s angel.” Said Lilith.

“That’s the closet thing they’ll get to heaven.” Said Honey, “but after Shingi’s done with him he’s going to feel like hell.”

Freedom’s got an AK- NWA

Out came Shingi, he looks good now. He’s in a blue, white and red bodysuit, girls were screaming for him. Lilith was amazed, “That’s Shingi?” Honey was amazed as well.

“Yeah, he’s in his ‘Freedom’ uniform.” Shingi got in to the ring.

“His opponent, from Boston, Mass. The Patriot’s heir, Shingi ‘Freedom’ Rodgers!” He waved to the crowd and got ready to fight.

The bell rang and the match started, they were feeling each other out and locked up. Then it was on, Karou leapt on top of Freedom and started pounding on the young hero. “Oh man, Karou’s angel powers are working with him this time.” Said Honey, “can Freedom find away out of this one?” Just then, Freedom blocks the next hit and tackled Karou down. He started to pound the living hell out of the angel. His hits were so hard that they actually broke some of the fallen angel’s ribs.

Just then Karou got on top of Freedom and tried to use his angel powers against Freedom but the hero power slammed him. “Whoa, I felt that!” Said Lilith, then Freedom started to pound the hell out of the fallen. He continued to hit and kick him in the ribs. Then landed a leg on to Karou’s abs and grabbed both of his legs. Then did a unique figure-4 leg lock, Karou was screaming in pain. Just then the lights went out, “WHAT THE HELL?”

Just then they came back on and Gendo was in the ring. He attacked Freedom or tried to and only got a kick to the face and a clothesline out to the floor. Unknown to Freedom, there was a chair in the ring and Karou was prepared to drop Freedom on to it. Freedom turned around and Karou hit his rendition of the RKO. “ANGEL’S FALL!” Screamed Honey, “ON THE CHAIR!” Karou covered, 1...2... “No! Not like this!” But Freedom got the shoulder up. Then he picked the chair up and waffled the fallen angel with it. Then tossed it out the ring and it hit Gendo, knocking him out.

Then he climbed the top turnbuckle and did a super star splash. “FREEDOM’S STAR!” Said Lilith, Freedom hit’s it. 1...2...3 “Freedom wins!”

“Here is your winner, FREEDOM!” Said the announcer.

Winner: Shingi ‘Freedom’ Rodgers

Inside of Joey’s locker room, he was getting ready. He slipped on his dog tags. ‘What in the hell am I doing? No, don’t think that. You can beat his ass. There is nothing to worry about.’ Meanwhile an interviewer was talking to Yugi Gardner.

“I’m here with Yugi Gardner, Yugi tonight you face an opponent that used to be your best friend do you have any comments?” She said Yugi looked at her. He was in a blue and white bodysuit.

“Yeah, after all this time you still think you can run my life.” He said, “Okay but after tonight you are going to know that even you will fall prey of the UKO. Then as you count the ring lights, I want you to remember this I will always beat you.” Then he left to get ready for his match. The next was for the ACW’s Women’s Grand Championship.

Voodoo Child (slight return) - Jimi Hendrix

Out stepped Ryoko she was in her red and black body suit. The crowd booed of course, “this match is for one fall and is for the ACW’s Women’s Grand Championship.” Said the announcer, “making her way to the ring. The leader of the OWO, Ryoko Habuki.”

“Well, here she comes.” Said Lilith.

“Y’know I wonder why Tenchi didn’t finish her off when he had the chance.” Said Honey.

“Well, there are times he’s a big softy.”

“But that shouldn’t have been one of those times.”

She Bangs- Ricky Martin

When the first notes of ‘She Bangs’ started, the crowd started to cheer and got on their feet. Out came Rei, she was dressed in a fire red and black, leather mini dress and boots. She started to grind her hips to the beat of the music as the belt was around her waist. “Her opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, she is the ACW’s Women’s Grand Champion, Rei Hino!” Rei got in the ring and started to dance as the lights went off and red spotlights continued to flash showing her silhouette dancing.

“Shake those hips girl!” Said Lilith, Honey just shook her head. Then the music had stopped and Rei grabbed the mic.

“How’s everyone doing tonight?” She said, the crowd cheered. “As per ACW rules the Champion, i.e. me, has to make the match. Anything he/ she want right?”

“That’s right Rei,” said Honey.

“Well, I want a ‘She Bangs’ match.”

“A what?” Said Lilith.

“I can see the look in your eyes Ryo-blow,” Rei insulted. “So I’ll use small words so that you can understand. We fight in an empty nightclub with the sprinklers running, anything’s fare game to use. So in other words, we beat the living hell out of each other. Also the front and back doors a locked and the only way out is to get the keys from the VIP room. Then the first one out wins.” So they disappeared and reappeared in an empty nightclub and the sprinklers came on. The bell rang and they started to fight, Ryoko started to use her blasts on the Sailor Senshi. But Rei was too fast for her, and returned fire.

She hit the former pirate turned Oni, she got up and headed to attack her, and she knocked Rei into the bar and slammed her against it. That was when she reached back and grabbed a bottle of vodka. She smashed it over Ryoko’s head. Ryoko pulled off and staggered back as Rei grabbed a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and a bottle of Jim Beam. “I want you to meet my friends Jack Daniel and Jim Beam.” She said and slammed both on the sides of her head. “Why Ryoko, you should slow down on the drinking. People will talk,” she laughed as she was on her way to the VIP room when Ryoko hit Rei on the back with a pool cue.

“Big talk from such a little girl.” She said and headed for the VIP room when all of the sudden pool balls were tossed at her headed, knocking Ryoko out. Then Rei tossed her over the side of the second floor balcony and grabbed the key. Then she got on the railing and made like she was going to jump off.

“What is Rei doing?” Said Honey.

“Being Psycho.” Said Lilith, with that she did a frog splash on the Oni to make sure she was out and left the nightclub retaining her title.

Winner: Rei Hino, still ACW’s Women’s Grand Champion

“That was a very good match.” Said Honey, Lilith nodded. “Now, if I’m not mistaken. Yugi said he had a ‘surprise for all of us’. I wonder what it is.”

“Well, you know Yugi; he’s going to hide it until its time.” Said Lilith.

Yu Gi Oh theme

“This is the Finals for the ACW’s Ultimate Universal Heavyweight Championship.” Said the announcer, “first making his way to ring. From Egypt, Yami Atem.”

“This will be a great match,” Lilith said.

“Yep, let’s see who Yugi’s coming down with.” Said Honey.

Burning in my light

Once the crowd heard the first notes of it, they cheered. Yugi stepped out and in front of him was a cute, recognizable young woman. She had brown hair in a page boy cut and was in a belly shirt, hot pants and stockings. They both posed as white sparklers fell like a water fall. The crowd got louder as they saw her, “OH MY GOD! IT’S TEA!” Said Honey.

“No way,” said Lilith. “Was this the surprise?”
“His opponent, making his way to the ring, being accompied by Tea Gardner, from Domino, Japan. Yugi Gardner.” Said the announcer, Tea looked at Yugi and kissed him.

“Good luck,” she said. Yugi and Atem stood face to face; they listened to the ref’s rules.

The match started with a handshake, then they started to fight and it wasn’t pretty. But then again fights are never pretty. Anyway, Atem was pounding away at Yugi and he was taking it. He just stood there, Atem was in shock. Yugi just smiled and grabbed the former Pharaoh and hit a DDT rocking his skull. Then he hit a leg drop across Atem’s chest. Just then Atem got up and hit Yugi with a clothesline then picked him for a sidewalk slam.

That was when Atem made a costly mistake, Tea had his attention and he ignored Yugi. He didn’t noticed that Yugi was up and ready to attack. Then when Atem turned around, Yugi hit it, “UKO!” Said Honey, but Yugi wasn’t finished yet. He climbed the top turnbuckle and did a shooting star splash.

“Shooting Universe!” Said Lilith, Yugi covered 1...2...3!

“He’s got him, Yugi wins!” Said Honey then Tea got in to the ring to celebrate with her man. The ref handed Yugi the belt and Tea slipped it on him.

“Here is your winner, and the NEW ACW Ultimate Universal Heavyweight Champion, YUGI GARDNER!” Then Yugi picked Tea up and spun around in a tight circle.

Winner: Yugi Gardner, NEW ACW Ultimate Universal Heavyweight Champion

Then it was time for Joey’s match he was ready to go out as he was waiting Yugi came in and Joey hugged him tightly. “Congratulations, Yug.” He said.

“Thanks Cage.” Said Yugi, “I hope my win gives you a little faith in winning.”

“I hope so too.” Said Joey, unknown to either of them, someone heard them talking and went out to the announce table.

Just close your eyes

The crowd heard the music and cheered for the woman that stepped out to the table. She had long curly blond hair and violet eyes. She was dressed in a white corset, a violet skirt and vest combo, stockings and pumps. “What the? That’s Mai Valentine!” Said Honey, she went over and sat down next to Lilith.

“Hey guys,” said the sexy diva. “How is everything?”

“What are you doing here?” Said Honey.

“Better question, how did you get back?” Said Lilith.

“Everything will be explained, later.” She said, “For now I’ll watch my man win the ACW’s Super Ultimate Universal Championship.”

Just then they heard, “BANG! Yo, it’s me, it’s me! It’s Bandit Keith!”

It’s DDP

Out came Bandit Keith, he was in his normal gear and walked out to boos. “This is the final match for the Super Ultimate Universal Championship. Making his way to the ring from the Jersey Shore, Bandit Keith!”

“I don’t know how he got here.” Said Lilith.

“He probably cheated.” Said Honey.

“No worries,” said Mai. Just then they heard the beginning of ‘My time is now’ she smirked.

My time is now-by John Cena

He walked out to the ring, Cage was ready to fight. He was wearing a long platinum dog chain with a platinum and diamond ‘Chain Gang: K-9 Patrol’ pendant on it, a choker with dog tags on it. He was in a T-shirt, boxer briefs, jean shorts, socks, hi-tops, ACW wristbands, an ACW armband, a open sleeveless baseball jersey and a baseball cap. He walked out celebrating, “his opponent. From Domino, Japan, Joey Cage!” Joey got into the ring and took off his hat, chain, choker and jersey.

“Maybe we should call him, Joey Cena?” Teased Lilith.

“Nah, Cena has knuckle rings.” Said Honey, they looked at each other and got in the middle of ring. They were listening to the ref and Keith hit Joey in the face making his nose bleed. “HEY!”

He chuckled, “nose hurt Cage?” Joey wiped the blood up and just stared at him.

The bell rang and Joey attacked Keith, he was drilling on the Bandit. Keith kicked Joey off and slammed him in to the corner, then as Joey was falling out Keith started to pound in to him. “Why don’t you just give it up, mutt?” He said, “You know you can’t beat me!” Joey slowly started to get up.

“Come on, Joey get up!” Said Honey, he started to get up and fight back hard Keith was staggering back. They were trading blows on each other; just then Joey dug in to his pockets and slipped on platinum knuckle rings.

“Ah yeah, its show time!” Said Lilith, with that Joey started pound the hell out of Keith. Blood was flying and Keith was in the corner, he grabbed Joey’s chain and wrapped it around his fist. “Uh oh, Keith’s got the chain.” He went to Joey and they both hit each other hard.

“Whoa!” Said Honey, the ref started to count. Joey started to stagger up, just then Mai revealed who her ‘man’ was.

“Come on, Joey. Come on baby!” She said the others looked at her.

“You’re in love with him aren’t you?” Said Lilith.

“Yeah, the worse thing could’ve done was not answering him when he asked me to marry him.” She said, “I going to rectify that mistake.” Joey got up and waited until Keith got up; as he did he hit him with a big boot. Keith was down again. With Joey standing over him, “it’s time!” Joey lifted up his hand and brought it down in front of his face as he bent down and waved it in front of it.

“YOU CAN’T SEE ME!” He said, and then he ran to the ropes, bounced off leapt over Keith’s body to the ropes, bounced off, brushed some imaginary dirt off his shoulder shook it and dropped his knuckle ringed fist on to Keith’s face.

“YES!” Said Mai, “You know what time it is!”

“That’s right Mai,” said Lilith. He bent down and started to pump up his hi tops.

“IT’S TIME TO PUMP ‘EM UP!” They said as he did then he looked at Mai, pointed to himself, hugged himself and pointed to Mai.

“I love you too baby.” She said, just then Keith got a chair and waited until he turned around, then tried to hit him with it. But, Joey was too fast for him and grabbed him, placed him over his shoulders.

“It’s time for an F-U!” Said Honey, with that Joey planted Keith face first into the mat. Then he rolled the Bandit over and pinned. 1...2...3! “NEW CHAMPION!” Joey got up to his knees and lowered his head. Mai stood up, “you going down there?”

“Yeah, like I said. This mistake is going to get rectified tonight.” She took off her head phones and headed for the ring.

“You’re winner and NEW ACW Super Ultimate Universal Heavyweight Champion, JOEY CAGE!” Said the announcer.

By that time, the ref handed Joey his title. It was like Cena’s WWE championship belt, except it has an ‘S’ in a hexagon at the spinner. Joey was in the corner as Mai got in to the ring, he was thanking the gods for his title as blood and sweat fell from his body. The belt hung limply from his hand, she was given a mic.

“Cut the music,” she said. The music stopped, the crowd cheered. “Joey?” He lifted his blood red head, “there is something I have to tell you.” He turned around, “I’ve been thinking about this for a long time and I want you to ask me the question again.”

“Wait a minute what question?” Said Lilith.

“I think we are about to find out.” Said Honey, Joey got up on one knee, pulled out a ring box and opened it.

“Mai Valentine, will you marry me?” He said tiredly, she looked at him.

“Yes,” she said. “Yes, I’ll marry you!” The crowd cheered as loud as they can.

“OH MY GOD! SHE SAID ‘YES’!” Said Lilith, Joey shot up placed the ring on her finger, picked her up, spun in a tight circle and kissed her. Then she took the belt from his and put it on him he grabbed her again and kissed her.

Winner: Joey Cage, NEW ACW Super Ultimate Universal Heavyweight Champion