Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Cutey Honey Moon ❯ Chapter 2

Chapter 2:

It's been said that the Moon is a desolate place, a lifeless, cold, dark, lonely place. Some would say. But then on the light side of the Moon, near the Sea of Serenity there was a huge palace it was the same size as the island of Manhattan in New York City. There was a huge courtyard leading the way to the palace. With trees and beautiful flowers, royal guards were going on patrol. In full armor, it looked like a cross between Egyptian robes and medieval armor.

One of buildings was a meeting place like the United Nations, Congress and United Federation of Planets rolled into one. There was also a school for Lunar Magic like `Hogwarts' as well. The palace itself was beautiful, throne room was huge and had tapestries of the royal families of all the planets, warriors and allies hanging on the walls. On the throne was a very beautiful woman, she had long red hair and beautiful blue eyes, she was dressed in a long white gown and white slippers.

This was acting Queen/ Empress of the Moon, Minerva. She is also Queen of Phermosa; she is also the matriarch of the Saotome clan Nodoka Saotome. An advisor came running in; he was buffed and built like a football player. He was dressed in bodysuit with a long white robe. He had long white hair and steel gray eyes, “your highness. Urgent news, Lady Midnight's minions have landed on Earth.” He said knelt and fist on the ground, “tell Rebecca and Diana that their prince needs them.” She said, “Ma'am.” He took off and went to do his duties.

Meanwhile Ranma was in his office writing up a report, he was yawning as he was finishing up. There was a knock on his door, “come on.” Just then his partner walked in she was dressed in a police blouse and skirt, stockings and pumps. She had long red hair and green eyes. “Hey Choas, there is some one here to see you.” She said, he yawned again and stood up. “Let's go see what they want.”

He walked out and saw two very beautiful women one had long blond hair, beautiful blue eyes and was dressed in a sleeve less halter top, jeans, cow girl boots and a Stetsonâ„¢ hat. The other had red hair in pig tails, green eyes and was dressed in a blouse tied as a halter top with a choker, fingerless gloves, a plaid skirt, socks and rock star boots. Ranma just stared at them and stared back. “You Chaos?” Asks the red head.

The cowgirl slapped her upside the head. “Candy! Show a little tact.” Said the blonde in an Okinawa accent.

She then looked to him and said, “Forgive my partner. We wanna talk to ya' in private.”

He shrugged his shoulders, “Follow me.” So they went into his office.

“Please sit down,” so they did. “Now, what can I do for you ladies?”

“I'm truly sorry about that, but allow us to introduce ourselves. You want to go first Dixie?” Asks Candy.

The cowgirl nodded, stood and says to Ranma, “Ah'm Dixie Clements.”

Ranma's eyes widened in shock as he says, “The `Double X' champion and one-half of the tag team champions?”

“Yes, ah am. Ah'm also one of ya' royal guards. Ah'm the captain of the Amazons.” Says Dixie.

“And I'm Rebecca Welsh known as,” she started, “Candy Cane. I'm also a member of your royal guard; I'm the captain of the assassins.”

“Your mother, Queen Minerva has asked us to guard ya'” Says Dixie.

Ranma looked at her strangely, and asks, “Why?”

“Because Lady Midnight's minions have showed up.” Candy replies.

“Holy crap! Lady Midnight?! But I thought she was locked away in the Phantom Zone?” He asks, obviously disturbed by this new information.

“Well, someone or something has released them. And we're here to protect you.” Candy says grimly.

He chuckled, then says, “Guards for a solder; Alright. Wanna go out for lunch?”

Meanwhile Usagi and the inners were sitting down having lunch and Lita was talking about what had happened to her and who had saved her when someone walked over to them, he had short blond hair and blue eyes, he also had slightly whisker marks on his face. He was dressed in the school uniform with an open jacket, a black shirt with a silver leaf on it.

“Excuse me, but is it alright if I eat lunch with you?” He asks.

Mina was in dream land and had hearts in her eyes. “Sure.” She replies.

He sat down and cracked open his bento, “Aren't you Naruto Uzumaki. The lead guitarist of `Leaf Nin'?” Asks Lita.

He smirked, and says “What gave me away?”

“Oh, I loved your solo in Rasengan.” Says Usagi,

“Yeah. It's a cross between speed metal, hard rock and classical.” Adds Ami.

“Well, I am a classically trained guitarist.” Naruto says to them.

“Who trained you?” Asks Naru.

“My godmother.” He replies.

“May I get your autograph?” Asks Lita; he smiled and signed her bento box.

Meanwhile; in the vast darkness of the Negaverse, a youma rushed down the corridor of a place called Hades cauldron, and exclaims, “Bane! Your Lordship! Your son has been resurrected!”

“Prey tell; how is this whelp alive?! And where are his whereabouts?” Bane asks, suddenly becoming eerily calm…

“W… well, your see, your lordship; he is going by the identity of the Triforian Warrior, and has joined in with the ranks of the senshi…” The youma replies, fearing his fate.

“WHAT?! You mean that bastard son of mine is responsible for the demise of my precious Shikima?! Bring me the Death Brother's…” Bane says, whilst when adding that last part, getting an audible, fear-filled gasp from his underling.

When out steps two familiar beings; Darien and Andrew both dressed in identical Negaverse battle armor.

“You called, Lord Bane? How may we be of service?” Andrew asks.

“You are both to return to earth, and while there destroy the Triforian Warrior as well as the senshi, understood?” Bane commands.

“We hear and obey you, your lordship.” Darien says. With that they bowed with their fist closed to their chest, and left.

Once he was alone in his chambers, he felt two slender arms wrap around his waist from behind; and a seductively, intoxicating voice purr into his ear, “What makes you think those two will succeed where the others have failed?”

“It matters not Beryl my dear; succeed or fail, my son shall join me or die.” Bane says to the newly resurrected Queen Beryl. Shortly after awaking from his one-thousand year slumber, Bane revived Beryl from her eternal death. And even went as far as to merge her with metallia, making her immortal.

Meanwhile; back in Tokyo, the cutie senshi had just finished their lunch with frontman of the Leaf Nin; Naruto Uzumaki, and found themselves fighting for their lives. With Ranma and Nephrite gone on business on the moon, the scout had to go it alone, against none other then Darien and Andrew. And they were not fairing well at all. Ami, Mina, Usagi, and Naru were unconscious. Whilst Lita and Rei were barely conscious.

Andrew looks over at Lita and says, “This is the last time I'm going to tell you sailor slut! I know somehow, you can telepathically call on the Triforian Warrior when you need him, I want you to call on him now, or so help me God, we will kill you, your friends and every man, woman and child until we find him, understood?”

With tears of saddened defeat streaming down her cheeks, she softly says, “Fine…”

Meanwhile; Gabriel was in his lab, making a new mutation serum.

“God. I love being a genius. With this serum, if my calculations are correct, it should alter my D.N.A. structure to match that of a that day walking, vampiric, Shikima me an the senshi battled the other day. Well, down the hatch…” Gabriel says, drinking the dark blue liquid, blinking a few times and passing out… but, somewhere in the back on his mind he heard her desperate plea for help.

“Please, Triforian Warrior, Help!”

With that, Gabriel quickly awoke grabbed the Triforian Scepter, and exclaimed, “TRIFORIAN POWER!” And with that he transformed into the Triforian Warrior.

A mere matter of moments later, Andrew was met head on by a gold rush attack, and was sent flying head first into the side of a nearby building.

“So, this is the legendary, Triforian Warrior.” Darien says.

“Well, time to eliminate you.” Andrew adds, dusting himself off.

The battle lines were drawn; and the odds were clearly against him, but with Lita in danger, he would not back down!

At first it seemed as though Gabriel had it won, but as fate would have it right then, Gabriel was the only one going all out!

So, after a mere fifteen minutes of battle, both Andrew and Darien smirked evilly, and nodded to each other; which Lita was the only one who caught onto this, and shouted in terror, “LOOK OUT!” Just in time for Andrew to deliver a kick to Gabriel's stomach where Darien followed it up with a punch to the back of the head, knocking Gabriel almost unconscious.

Andrew then pulls out his sword, and was about to finish Gabriel off, when from out of seemingly nowhere a voice that, to Gabriel even with his pounding headache sounded like a choir of harmonious angels, shouts, “Hey ugly and uglier! Didn't your mothers ever teach you to respect those better than yourself? Guess not. Well, let me tell you this; my name is Sailor Alteria, and to you two son's of a bitches, short, black and beautiful is here to teach you some manners, and kick ya' ass too.”

This senshi was apparently not a cutie senshi, as she was dressed in the former senshi attire, but with a few differences. First, she was wearing black, stiletto heeled shoes, secondly, her top was cut low enough that it exposed her slender waist, the colors on her uniform were black, silver and gold. And lastly she was wearing on her hands black, fingerless, fighting gloves. She was clearly African American, and spoke with a southern-belle accent. Her hair was styled like Naru's, but was dark brown with blonde highlights in it. But one of her most startling features was her soul-piercing, emerald green eyes.

Darien proceeded to take a black rose and throw it at her face, but quick as lightning, she catches it and whilst crushing it and blowing it into the wind, she says, “Awww, suga' how sweet of ya' to send flowers ma' way, but the only man I'm interested in, is the one your buddies trying ta' kill.” And just as she finished that statement, she was right between Andrew and Darien who were quickly punched fifteen feet apart from each other.

“Hey sexy, dance with me.” Sailor Alteria says to Gabriel, extending her hand.

Nervously he takes it, but when he did, something about it just seemed right, like he had fought beside this dark-skinned goddess a million times before.

Andrew and Darien, whom, had had their fill of this charged at the couple. But with insane speed and grace, Sailor Alteria, and The Triforian Warrior made quick work of the two of them.

“You havn't seen the last of us, count on it!” Darien exclaims furiously.

Once they were gone; the cutie senshi rushed over to Sailor Alteria and Usagi says, “Thanks back there! Who are you by the way?”

She smirks and glomps onto Gabriel, making Lita see red, and says, “The one scout who just saved ya'all's asses!”

“We could've beaten them eventually!” Rei exclaims angrily.

“Uh-huh, suuuurrreeee, you could've. You guys could've beat them, and his true identity is Alec Baldwin, which it's not, it's Gabriel Stanton.” Sailor Alteria says, pointing her thumb at Gabriel.

“Sorry sexy, n'er been really good at keepin' secrets.” She continues, getting a gasp of shock and surprise out everyone except Lita who just remained silent.

“I… I … I… AWWWWWWWWWWW FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Gabriel exclaims loud enough, that people in his home town of Brooklyn, New York could hear him.

Meanwhile; back in the Negaverse…

“Soon, very soon, my dear son, you will fufill both our destiny's as well as open a new, very dark chapter in your planets miserable existence. HA HA HA, HA HA HA HA!!!!”