Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ CWE SmackDown Special (01.31.2006) ❯ SmackDown Special ( Chapter 1 )

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CWE SMACKDOWN SPECIAL (01.31.2006)
TRANSCRIPT AUTHOR: Darkpower
RATING: TV-14 DSVL
DISCLAIMER: None of the characters are mine (besides my original characters),
but the stories are all mine.
NOTE: Due to this being a chance to get some new people hooked to this CWE, I’m
going to be explaining things and describing things a bit more than I would
usually do so. However, I cannot explain everything because it would be way too
long of a description (I know, cop out, but it’ll be a bit easier this way). If
you need more information on what the “logo transitions” and “match screens”
look like, please bring yourself to watch an episode of WWE SmackDown!, which
this CWE program is based off of, and you will see what they are.

Also, be advised that this program starts in the middle of current storylines,
known in certain wrestling circles as “angles”, so some of the things you will
see won’t make sense at first. I am working on a recap show of some sort that
will recap most of the storylines that have taken place. Furthermore, I will be
slipping in things as a sneaky recap, and some montages so you will be brought
up to date on what has gone on up to this
point.
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RINGSIDE ANNOUNCERS
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Michael Cole
Tazz
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BACKSTAGE
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Josh Matthews
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VENUE: Nutter Center
CITY/STATE: Dayton, Ohio
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CWE: THE POWER IS BACK!!!
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[Cue Smack Down intro]

SINGER: //AND I WON'T BE DENIED/(AHHH-AHH--AHHH)/CAUSE ALL I'VE GOT LEFT IS MY
PRIDE/AND I WILL RISE/UUUUP//BREAK IT OUT/BREAK IT DOWN/BREAKING RULES/BREAKING
GROUND/LIKE A CHAMP/NOW IT GONE/ALL YOU TAKE/ALL YOU'VE DONE

[end Smack Down intro]

The pyrotechnics go off in the arena, the set featuring a huge fist up top,
broken glass looking panes overtaking the rest of the entranceway, except for
two “titantrons” (jumbotron-type screens) on either side, and a half-dome shaped
entranceway below the huge fist that displays a video of several SmackDown logo
transitions in a row continuously throughout the show unless a wrestler makes
his or her entrance. After a few moments of showing the fans cheering and
holding up signs, and the SmackDown theme still playing in the arena, Michael
Cole, the play-by-play commentator, and Tazz, the former ECW wrestler turned
color commentator, begin the call.

COLE: WELCOME TO DAYTON, OHIO, TWO DAYS REMOVED FROM THE ROYAL RUMBLE, AND
WELCOME, TO THE SMACKDOWN SPECIAL, MICHAEL COLE AND TAZZ AT RINGSIDE, A SPECIAL,
LIVE, ONE HOUR EDITION OF WHAT YOU CAN EXPECT TO SEE ON FRIDAY NIGHTS, TV THAT’S
CHANGING FRIDAY NIGHTS, TONIGHT, TWO HUGE MATCHES SET FOR YOU TONIGHT!!

SmackDown transitions come up on screen, then we get a few screens showing us
the participants involved in the matches are shown as the commentators describe
the matches to take place, known most times as a “card”.

TAZZ: Oh no doubt about that, for starters, a huge Fatal Four Way match to
determine the number one contender for the CWE South East Asian title, won by
Sango at the Royal Rumble this past Sunday, very deserving, and so will these
four tonight. Shego, Kikyo, Randy Orton, and Matt Hardy, all buying for that
coveted number one contenders match, they want that title, means a lot to this
company, to SmackDown.

COLE: That will be for a shot at the SEA Title, the South East Asian Title, at
No Way Out, but Tazz, the other match tonight, they immediately exercised their
rematch clause, Yuna and Rikku, two thirds of YRP, will go one on one with the
team that beat them for the Tag Team Titles last Sunday at the Rumble, MNM.

TAZZ: And we will show you later on just what happened at the Rumble, and what
got YRP onto the CWE and their huge journey to this point, and what has been
happening to cause some tension between Rikku and the rest of YRP.

COLE: The stakes could not be higher in that match, and that is tonight, on the
SmackDown Special.

Back to live action.

BG: OHH YEAHHHHH!!

That is the beginning of Matt Hardy’s entrance music, and he comes out to a loud
positive reaction, pumping up as, at the bottom of the screen, a graphic
transitions and appears with his name on it with a video playing to the left
side that’s showing their titantron entrance video, only being on for a few
seconds before disappearing.

COLE: And we are getting underway here, immediately.

The bell rings.

CHIMEL: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from
Cameron, North Carolina, he weighs in at 230 pounds, Matt, Hardy! [the crowd
cheers]

COLE: And of course, Matt Hardy has held the South East Asian title before, back
in 2003, he knows all about how important that title is.

TAZZ: Of course, when you can represent your company as a champion, that is
something to be proud of, and you want that chance, Matt Hardy was someone who
had that opportunity some time ago.

COLE: And that moniker of Matt Hardy’s, saying ‘I Will Not Die,’ referring to
him not going away into obscurity, and so far, he is far from it, he is buying
to get back into the CWE Title hunt.

LINSAY LOHAN <BG>: //I’M TIRED OF RUMORS STARTING/I’M SICK OF BEING FOLLOWED/I’M
TIRED OF PEOPE LYING AND SAYING WHAT THEY WANT ABOUT ME

Shego, from the TV animated show “Kim Possible”, and coming out to Lindsay Lohan
“Rumors” (awkward choice, I know. It’ll be explained in a minute), to the same
nameplate graphic as Matt Hardy had.

CHIMEL: AND HIS OPPONENT, SHE WEIGHS IN AT 187 POUNDS, SHEGO!!

COLE: And as you can hear, that Rumors song, very unorthodox for someone in the
CWE to come out to, but ever since Kim Possible, who spearheads the Team
Possible that Shego belongs to, began hearing the fans jeer her, she wanted the
song to show what she thought of them.

TAZZ: And of course, Shego, was a villain on that Kim Possible TV show, but as
the CWE is like, they don’t have to come to the CWE bearing that grudge.

COLE: Not Necessarily, they can team up, they can get along, nothing is a sure
bet in the CWE, and certainly not on SmackDown, we’ve seen anything and
everything take place, people becoming way out of character, it’s not something
you would expect in a normal entertainment show.

TAZZ: And this woman knows all about that, keeping her mean streak intact,
though, coming into SmackDown during No Way Out last year, and was the final
piece of the puzzle for Team Possible, and has been called the Green Dream for
obvious reasons, that’s gotta be her favorite color, Cole.

COLE: And of course, Team Possible, getting a lot of success lately, been huge
in 2005, being the CWE Tag Team Champions with the 350 pound monster Diablo
through a lot of the year, being finally beaten at the Survivor Series by Yuna
and Rikku, the team that will be fighting to get those title back from MNM later
on tonight.

BG:///HEY//HEY//HEY/NOTHING YOU CAN SAY/NOTHING’S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU HAVE
DONE TO ME/NOW IT’S TIME TO SHINE/I’M GONNA TAKE WHAT’S MINE/TAKE WHAT’S
MINE/HEY/NOTHING YOU CAN SAY/NOTHING’S GONNA CHANGE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME/NOW
IT’S TIME TO SHINE/I’M GONNA TAKE WHAT’S MINE//YOU’RE GONNA BURN IN MY LIGHT

Randy Orton comes out to his music to the same graphical treatment.

CHIMEL: [while the above lyrics are playing] AND THEIR OPPONENT, FROM SAINT
LOUIS, LOUISIANA, WEIGHING IN AT 245 POUNDS, RANDY, ORTON!!

COLE: The Legend Killer himself, Randy Orton.

TAZZ: Calls himself that because he has a reputation to taking down legends in
this industry, he’s been having some problems, though, as of late.

COLE: It was back at Armageddon, it was Queen Melissa Beryl, [transition to the
footage being described] the only person to hold the CWE Championship five
times, finally defeating Kim Possible after a year’s worth of hell, but then,
right after defeating KP, look who comes out from out of the crowd.

TAZZ: Randy Orton, remember, Melissa Beryl is known as a legend, a living
legend, and Randy Orton, the legend killer himself, making a name for himself,
delivering the RKO, his finishing maneuver, on the Mutha Queen.

COLE: [back to live action] And of course, Queen Melissa Beryl, the main villain
off of Sailor Moon Season One, and has been in the CWE longer than any other
animated star in the CWE currently.

TAZZ: And Randy Orton knows that, and knows that at any point, Queen Beryl,
could strike, she has on a number of occasions since Armageddon.

COLE: Orton has a tall order to fill as it is, though, could have the chance to
get his first CWE title reign as South East Asian Champion, how would you think
the Legend Killer would do representing the Asian continent?

TAZZ: That would be very interesting, Cole. But something that I could live
without. He’s got a tough road ahead of him if he is to do that.

COLE: We have one more contender to introduce, and we will do that when we come
back, to the SmackDown Special.

They then take a two minute commercial break, then return to the show, Orton’s
music still playing.

COLE: Back to the SmackDown Special, the number one contenders match, Fatal Four
Way, set to begin, but not before, the final competitor, makes her way out here.

SALIVA <BG>: RAISE UP/EVERYBODY RAISE UUUUUP//RAISE UP/RAISE UP/RAISE UP/RAISE
UP

Kikyo (from Inuyasha) comes out to the ring to Saliva’s “Raise Up”, titantron
nameplate graphic for her, as well.

CHIMEL: AND THE FINAL ENTRANT, SHE WEIGHS IN AT 187 POUNDS, KIKYO!!

COLE: And this is the woman who wants to get back to that CWE title picture, she
was the SEA champion for some time back in 2004, she won it off of Booker T a
few weeks after Wrestlemania Twenty, and held it all the way until the Survivor
Series of that year, the longest title reign for the SEA Title ever, and she
knows all about holding that title.

TAZZ: Definitely knows, and definitely has that shot, has that advantage in this
match, being the favorite. Not only has she held that title, Cole, she held it
the longest, she knows how to survive with that title. She’s my pick to win this
thing.

COLE: Of course, Kikyo coming from RAW to SmackDown in 2003 after a loophole,
she has been on fire ever since, what an opportunity for her to regain that gold
if she can get through the three in her way here tonight. As we get things
underway, referee Charles Robinson gets this matchup underway.

TAZZ: And Kikyo, going right after Randy Orton, those two have had their
problems in the past.

COLE: If you remember that match back at No Mercy, Kikyo and Orton, it was Randy
Orton’s father, Cowboy Bob Orton, who is not here tonight, who helped Orton rob
Kikyo of a World Heavyweight Title shot at Survivor Series, Kikyo felt as if she
had a golden chance to become at the top of the mountain, and there is no love
lost between the two, Kikyo with hard knees to the gut of Randy Orton, not to
mention that Shego went after Matt Hardy, she just doesn’t like ANYONE!

TAZZ: You’re not kidding, she will take it right to you, but so will Matt Hardy,
as you just saw there.

COLE: Hardy, with a firm kick to the midsection, getting out of that turnbuckle,
and rams Shego’s head, right into that turnbuckle.

TAZZ: Kikyo is taking it to Randy Orton, a technically sound wrestler in Kikyo,
and she will not let you have any type of breath, she will come at you with a
relentless assault, do not let the gender of these wrestlers fool you. These
women are so freaking tough, man.

COLE: Gender differentials thrown out the window in the CWE, intergender matches
are VERY common in the CWE, because the CWE is not a traditional wrestling
organization.

TAZZ: Not only that, but while it’s hard to explain all of the reasons, you hit
the nail on the head. Non-traditional. The women have just as much strength as
the men, or at least the animated stars do. Don’t be fooled.

COLE: I know one person that wasn’t fooled, that was Kikyo, as she broke up that
one count very early by Shego, remember, first one to score a pinfall or a
submission will be declared the winner, you do not have to be involved in the
decision to lose this matchup.

TAZZ: She isn’t going to be fooled, she knows what is at stake in this match—-OH
MY GOD!!

COLE: MATT HARDY JUST SHOT SHEGO RIGHT INTO THAT TURNBUCKLE CHEST FIRST!!

TAZZ: Oh my GOD! The ring shook on that--.

COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, INSIDE CRADLE, TWO, AND SHEGO GETS THE SHOULDER UP, ORTON
WAS GOING TO HELP HER, BUT SHEGO WAS ABLE TO GET OUT ON HER OWN---AND WHAT A
STRAIGHT RIGHT HAND BY ORTON TO HARDY!!

TAZZ: A haymaker right there if I ever saw one, nothing fancy about that.

COLE: That was just a straight punch to the face of Hardy, ladies and gentlemen,
and a cover, TWO, AND Shego breaks up the three. We talk a lot of the animated
stars, but let’s take nothing away from the other half of all of the CWE, the
WWE stars, in this match, Randy Orton, youngest World Heavyweight Champion, part
of Evolution on RAW for a long time, under the wing of Triple H. And of course,
Matt Hardy, a very storied career as part of the Hardy Boyz, the TLC matches
that they have been in very historic in the wrestling business.

TAZZ: All that a reason why Hardy is in this match right now, why Orton is.

COLE: Orton, working on Matt Hardy—and what a backbreaker, wringing the neck of
Hardy and arching him down onto his back, and Orton in CONTROL, UNTIL SHEGO USED
THAT LEG LARIAT TO JUST KICK THE BACK OF THE NECK OF ORTON!!

TAZZ: Every man and woman for her and himself here.

COLE: And it is showing right now, Shego, in firm control, getting Orton back to
his feet, and an uppercut, sending Orton to the turnbuckle, AND ANOTHER ONE,
right to the chin of Orton, Hardy is still out, and Shego in control---BUT
KIKYO, JUST LIKE THAT, DROP KICK TO THE SMALL OF THE BACK---AND THEN SHEGO FALLS
RIGHT INTO THE KNEES OF KIKYO, KIKYO ABLE TO KEEP THOSE LEGS BENT WHILE ON THE
CANVAS, SHEGO’S BACK WENT RIGHT INTO THEM!!

TAZZ: I would go into a cover right now, Kikyo has her right where she wants
her.

COLE: And she’s calling for the Judgment Slam.

TAZZ: If she can get Shego up and over, she will be going to No Way Out as the
top seed to become the SEA Champion.

COLE: Getting Shego back to her feet, and SHE HAS HER UP FOR THE JUDGMENT SLAM!!

TAZZ: THAT MODIFIED FIREMAN’S CARRY!!

COLE: AND---WAIT A MINUTE!! RANDY ORTON, WITH THE RKO TO KIKYO, SHEGO WAS
BROUGHT DOWN WITH KIKYO, AND NOW ORTON, OUT OF NOWHERE, MIGHT BE MOMENTS AWAY
HIMSELF---BUT HARDY, ATTEMPTING THE TWIST OF FATE—NO SIDE EFFECT, BUT ORTON,
THROWING HARDY TO THE OUTSIDE, BUT HE GOT SOME OF THE SIDE EFFECT, ORTON IS DOWN
AND OUT, HARDY’S OUT ON THE OUTSIDE!!

TAZZ: All four members are down! Bodies all over the place right now!

COLE: Who’s going to No Way Out as the number one contender for the South East
Asian Title? We will find out, as we return to the SmackDown Special, right
after this!

They take a two minute break then return to the show, with all four members of
the match brawling away at each other.

COLE: Back on the SmackDown Special, the number one contenders match continues
here, live from the Nutter Center in Dayton, a Fatal Four Way match to determine
the number one contender for the South East Asian championship.

TAZZ: And right now, everyone just going after who they can get their hands on,
Cole. This match has taken a toll on all four individuals.

COLE: Let’s show you what happened before the commercial. [double feature
starts, showing what happened on the left side, live action on the right] Kikyo,
was going for that Judgment Slam, one of her finishing maneuvers, but Randy
Orton, delivered his finishing maneuver, the RKO, to Kikyo, Shego coming down
with her, getting hurt herself in the process, and then Hardy, trying the Side
Effect, but Orton, knew it was coming, and shoved Hardy to the outside as he was
doing it, and [returning to full screen live action] now all four members,
weakened, battered, bruised after that exchange, putting it all on the line in
this one.

TAZZ: Who wants it the most, Cole? That is the question right now.

COLE: Kikyo, with shots to the ribs of Orton, remember the feud between those
two that stems back to No Mercy, and Shego, trying to survive against Hardy,
back to the matchups that took place when this match first started.

TAZZ: Kikyo, certainly the odds on favorite, because she held that title the
longest, knows what is at stake here.

COLE: A shot at that SEA Title that is held by Sango after she beat Tuxedo Mask
to get that title that I think she deserved. That is what is at stake in this
one, and Kikyo, maybe looking to put Randy Orton away.

TAZZ: Maybe making Randy pay for that RKO from earlier.

COLE: Hardy, trying to stop Kikyo, but SHEGO, THE GREEN DREAM, WITH A STEEL
CHAIR, REFEREE NEVER SAW IT!!

TAZZ: Hardy is out like a damn LIGHT!

COLE: And Kikyo doesn’t even see it.

TAZZ: Cole, I don’t think the referee could do anything about it even if he DID
see it.

COLE: You have a point, partner. She could go that route if she wanted to, which
is obvious that she is, and she’s waiting for Kikyo to turn around.

TAZZ: But Kikyo is stalking Orton!

COLE: KIKYO, TURNS AROUND, SHEGO MISSES WITH THE CHAIR, KIKYO---JUDGMENT SLAM ON
SHEGO!!

TAZZ: But Kikyo might want to hold off on the cover, Orton’s back up!

COLE: AND ORTON---RKO ON KIKYO!!

TAZZ: ON THE STEEL CHAIR, NO LESS!!

COLE: AND INTO THE COVER, TWO---AND RANDY ORTON, SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY, PULLS OUT THE
UPSET WIN, AND IS GOING TO NO WAY OUT!! [Orton wins as his music plays]

CHIMEL: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR WINNER OF THE MATCH, AND NUMBER ONE CONTENDER
FOR THE SOUTH EAST ASIAN TITLE, RANDY, ORTON!! [crowd boos]

COLE: Randy Orton, from out of NOWHERE, took advantage of Kikyo bringing her
attention to Shego, and that was enough to give Randy Orton time to regroup, and
then the RKO, and he is going to No Way Out.

TAZZ: Not for nothing, Cole, Orton found some way to win this thing, he didn’t
have much offense in this match, but it’s not always the toughest that win, but
sometimes, it’s the smartest.

COLE: And a sign that you cannot keep an eye on EVERYTHING that is going on in
that ring, Kikyo cannot BELIEVE that she lost that match in that way.

TAZZ: Bottom line is now, Cole, Randy Orton, is going to No Way Out, maybe to
win the SEA Title, maybe not, but what a match that will be, the Legend Killer,
versus a very ready Sango.

COLE: For No Way Out---!

Switch to the back, where Paine is seen walking to a locker room, when Mark
Henry, from behind and seemly out of nowhere and what appears to be for no
reason whatsoever, runs up and strike’s Paine behind her back with a clubbing
forearm, followed by a series of kicks to her midsection. He then gets her back
to her feet before ramming her head first into a vending machine, and then
through a table via a powerbomb. Then, to top it all off, he gets her back to
her feet, finds a car, and powerbombs her back into the hood of the car, denting
the hood from the impact.

HENRY: NOW try to help those losers, BITCH!!

He then leaves the scene, as well as Paine for dead, and we see Paine anguish in
pain (no pun intended), right before going to a two minute commercial break, and
come back to a SmackDown transition that leads us to a “Moments Ago” replay.

COLE: Back on SmackDown, and this is what happened just before the commercial
break. Paine, minding her own damn business, and Mark Henry, the World’s
Strongest Man, attacked her from behind, first the blows to the back and to the
gut, and then two powerbombs, Tazz.

TAZZ: These powerbombs have been common tonight, first through a table, and
then, look at this, the hood of that car down hard, and just left her there.

COLE: And of course, referees and trainers with her now and have taken her to a
local medical facility.

Back to the live action, backstage, where MNM is celebrating with Mark Henry.

MELINA: YES!! Finally, we are going to get those tramps for what they really
are.

NITRO: MNM, are once again, riding---!

Melina suddenly stops them as she gets disgusted by something in front of her.

MELINA: What, the HELL, do YOU want?

Camera pans over to see SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long. Crowd erupts in
cheers upon seeing him.

LONG: What do I want? I just want to know, what in the HELL do you think you’re
doing trying to ruin MY main event for the evening?

MELINA: Teddy, we weren’t trying to harm your main event. In fact, we’re helping
it. You see, we made sure, that Paine won’t be a problem, for your main event.
She doesn’t have a manager license. I do. I can be out there with my two men to
give, the moral support that only I can give them. Paine would do whatever she
could. She doesn’t have managerial experience like I do. So don’t worry anymore,
Teddy. I got this, under control.

LONG: Is that right, playa? Well, you are right on you having that license. You
can be out there. But, you’re big brute known as Mark Henry, might as well go
home, because I’m not letting him get anywhere CLOSE to that ring tonight, for
that match, playa! Mark Henry, get ta’ packin’, you’re not staying, for their
tag title match tonight.

MNM seem outraged, Henry in his face, but knowing that Long does have authority
over them, they cannot do anything TO him, and thus must comply.

LONG: Oh, and if for some reason he DOES end up at ringside, MNM will forfeit
their titles and the match immediately, and YRP, will be declared the new CWE
Tag Team Champions. Now, I believe you should get to your locker rooms, because
Mark, you have someplace else to be, with is not here, and Mercury, Nitro, you
will be getting ready for your match, which is coming up very shortly. Oh, and
HOLLA!! [he walks off, leaving MNM in disgust].

Switch now to YRP’s locker room, Rikku sitting there, hands on fists, in thought
when Yuna walks in, a bit upset.

YUNA: We’re gonna get MNM for this. What they did to Paine was inexcusable—
Rikku?

Rikku still doesn’t move, looking dead ahead, still in same position that it was
at the start of the segment.

RIKKU: I don’t want to go out there.

YUNA: What? Rikku?

RIKKU: I cost us those titles, I made you lose that Asian title, I screwed up
protecting Paine just now, I screwed up my own matches. Maybe I was just meant
to be a screw up.

YUNA: Rikku, don’t say that. MNM are a good team, I give them that, I expected
them to pull some dirty tricks. Yeah, I did want that title shot, but I’m more
concerned about you, Rikku. You’re my family, you’re always gonna be first to
me, before any strap, before anything else. I love you, Rikku. I’m not going to
ever think you’re a screw up.

RIKKU: I know, Yunie, but still. This may be our last chance to get any title. I
don’t want to screw things up this time.

YUNA: Rikku, I’ll try to not have you do so much if you’re that worried. But
this is a chance to redeem yourself. Show how much you’re not that screw up you
think you are. But we have to get out there.

RIKKU: Alright, Yunie, for you. This means so much to you to have me out there,
does it?

YUNA: I never had a time when you weren’t there by my side, cheering me on,
helping me in some way.

RIKKU: Ok, then. Let’s do it.

They walk out of the locker room. Switch to Michael Cole and Tazz, their names
being displayed onscreen.

COLE: Maybe some problems being taken care of before they get out here, Tazz.

TAZZ: Definitely, Rikku needed that talk from Yuna, she was feeling down, as if
she let her team down, Yuna is right, she needs a chance to get herself back to
a positive look.

COLE: And on winning ways, but that other big news we heard, Mark Henry is
banned from ringside, MNM without one insurance policy, this time.

TAZZ: Certainly, Mark Henry was the guy to help MNM keep those titles. Now
everything has changed, one less thing for Yuna and Rikku to worry about in this
match.

COLE: But Tazz, bad odds are just what YRP have been battling since coming to
the CWE. Let’s take a look back, at this very unlikely team’s, road to tonight.

[start video montage]

{back to Wrestlemania 21}

JR: NARAKU, WITH THAT PAGAN DROP, ONLY A FEW MOMENTS AWAY FROM WINNING THIS
INTERPROMOTIONAL MATCH AGAINST TRIPLE H...

...Suddenly, Eric Bishoff’s voice comes on.

BISHOFF: Hey Naraku, I will have you know, I had a little insurance policy,
should you think you have everything in hand. Please meet, my three adorable
little angels.

Suddenly, coming down the aisle, Yuna, Rikku, and Paine from Final Fantasy X and
X-2 set their sights on Naraku.

KING: OH MY GOD!! DOES NOT LOOK GOOD FOR NARAKU!!

JR: AN INSURANCE POLICY TIMES THREE!!

KING: AND OF ALL PEOPLE, THESE THREE!! WHAT IS BISHOFF THINKING?!

...However, YRP ends up doing something very different. They do West Coast Pop
Double DDT move---ON TRIPLE H!!

JR: WAIT A MINUTE, THAT WAS TRIPLE H THEY JUST DISMANTLED!!

KING: WHAT THE HELL?!

...JR: AND NARAKU, WITH THE BIG WIN OVER THE GAME!!

KING: THANKS TO THIS UNLIKELY TRIO, OF YRP!!

{Next night on RAW, as the last moments of the WM21 clips end and transition
over to the RAW clips}

BISHOFF: If it weren’t, for those three TRAMPS, RAW, would’ve had a victory,
over the B show...I want some answers, and I want them, NOW!!

...YUNA: You want an answer. Simple. I don’t let them follow your orders...as
far as you are concerned, Eric, we all agree...you SUCK!!

KING: OH MY!!

BISHOFF: Fine, see if I give you any favors, ANYMORE, ON RAW!!

{clips show their various matches on RAW being all kinds of opponents}

JR: They have worked their asses off for some opportunities, yet none come from
the RAW GM!

KING: When Yuna said that Eric Bishoff sucked, he took it to heart, they won’t
get anywhere if Eric Bishoff has anything to do with it.

COACH: And they don’t DESERVE that shot, if Bishoff has any opinion.

{on the last RAW of April}

JR: YUNA WINS THE BATTLE ROYAL!! THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE MAY BE HER’S!!

BISHOFF: WAIT A MINUTE!!...Yuna, you didn’t get any favors from me before, and
you won’t get any now...as you saw, you beat eighteen superstars. There is ONE
MORE, you need to defeat, and he’s right behind you.

Suddenly, Illpalanzzo throws Yuna over the top rope, and the bell rings.

JR: OH, C’MON!!

COACH: BISHOFF, HAD HIS WAY, AND YUNA, GOT SCREWED!!

KING: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW, I WOULD ASSUME, FOR YRP!!

{on a May edition of SmackDown}

KP: We, are showing the WORLD, why we are the only gang able to stay the course,
in the CWE. There is no one that will take Team Possible down. Not anyone, RAW,
SmackDown, if you want a chance at me, and my place as the greatest alive today,
you come...

Suddenly, Trick Daddy’s “Let’s Go” plays.

COLE: Wait a minute.

TAZZ: It CAN’T be.

COLE: CAN it be?

Yuna comes out of the curtain...

COLE: YUNA IS THE LATEST SMACKDOWN DRAFT PICK!!

...with Rikku and Paine.

...YUNA: I found out, that my little contract, had a loophole. Eric, you lost
YRP, they can come with me as a unit, and YRP, is now, officially, a part, of
SmackDown.

{to various clips showing the Team Possible/YRP feud}

COLE: Ever since YRP came to SmackDown, Kim Possible has been jealous.

TAZZ: She thought Team Possible was the only gang on SmackDown, and YRP is on
her turn, so to speak.

{to a June SmackDown}

KP: I’m sick of you bimbos running over MY turf. This belongs to me, Shego, and
Diablo. Team Possible. And nothing that you can do about it.

...Suddenly, YRP comes out, then a fight breaks loose, no one able to stop
them...then, Theodore Long’s music comes on.

LONG: HOLD ON JUST A SECOND!! I know how to settle this. You are fighting a turf
war? I know just the thing. {shots of the structure as he’s describing it} A
chain link cell replacing the ring, chambers to hold the other two members in
your corner, IN!! How about the alleyway, recreated in this cell? And you can
only tag in and out by a button that’s holding who you want to tag in. And I got
the perfect name for this. The GANG WARZ MATCH!!

{to Fully Loaded 2005}

COLE: This is the most demonic structure that anyone has ever created. This is
an elimination match.

...TAZZ: Yuna, definitely getting the holy high hell beat out of her.

COLE: This plays right into KP’s favor, Tazz...WAIT A MINTUE, YUNA, COMING BACK,
GOT THAT BARREL IN HAND---DIABLO, THOUGH, TAGGED IN, BARREL WENT INTO YUNA’S
SKULL...SHE’S ELIMINATED!!

...TAZZ: The more this match goes on, Cole, the more this match favors Team
Possible.

...COLE: And Paine, with that barrel on her body, not anything she can do---
[Diablo does the Hellride on Paine with the barrel over her body, rocking her
big time] OH MY GOD!!

...TAZZ: Good night, Irene!

...COLE: It has come down to Rikku, against, the three members of Team Possible.

TAZZ: I don’t know how she can survive this, let alone win right now.

...COLE: And Diablo, this 350 pound monster, has been tagged into the match.

TAZZ: Rikku, do what you have to do.

...COLE: RIKKU, JUST DROPKICKED A BARREL INTO THE LEGS OF DIABLO!!

TAZZ: One way to take out Diablo.

...COLE: Rikku on fire here...[KP then HAMMERS a barrel into Rikku’s skull] OH
WOW!!

TAZZ: What a SHOT!!

COLE: And this could do it—BUT RIKKU KICKED OUT!!

...TAZZ: She got busted open by that shot, though, Cole.

...COLE: RIKKU, LOSING A TON OF BLOOD HERE, BUT SHE IS STILL FIGHTING...BARREL
GOES ONTO DIABLO---DROPKICKED HIM INTO THE FENCE, DIABLO IS STAGGERING, AND
DIABLO GOES DOWN...AND RIKKU ELIMINATED DIABLO!!

TAZZ: How much longer can Rikku hold out, though? How much blood can she lose?

...COLE: SHEGO, RUBBING RIKKU’S FACE ACROSS THAT STEEL FENCE, SHE’S TRYING TO
MAKE HER LOSE MORE BLOOD NOW!!

...TAZZ: REF, STOP THIS MATCH, SHE CAN’T GO ON!!

...COLE: Rikku may be out cold, but Shego wants to end this with a win, you’ve
gotta be kidding me, unbelievable...WAIT A MINTUE, RIKKU CAUGHT SHEGO OFF
GUARD!! AND RIKKU ELIMINATED SHEGO!!...IT HAS COME DOWN TO THIS!! RIKKU, AGAINST
KIM POSSIBLE!!...RIKKU, WITH THAT STEEL CHAIR, PLANTED ON THE SKULL BY KP!!

...TAZZ: Rikku is done.

...COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, RIKKU –STILL- SHOWING SIGNS OF LIFE, RIGHTS, LEFTS,
RIGHTS, DOING WHATEVER SHE CAN MUSTER, ON KP!!

TAZZ: RIKKU CAN BARELY STAND ON HER OWN TWO FEET, HOW IN THE HELL IS SHE DOING
THIS?!!

...COLE: RIKKU, MAY BE DONE FOR IF KP HITS THE KIMPROVER!!

...TAZZ: GOING FOR IT!!

...COLE: RIKKU SLIPPED OUT THE BACK DOOR THERE!!...THE FIREBALL {explained
later}, CONNECTED, C’MON, RIKKU!!...ONE, TWO, YES!! RIKKU HAS DONE IT!! THE SOLE
SURVIVOR, YOU COULD SAY!!

...TAZZ: WHAT A DAMN MATCH, WHAT A DAMN SHOWING OF TOUGHNESS OUT OF RIKKU!!

...COLE: HEY, BISHOFF, THIS IS THE TEAM YOU DIDN’T LIKE!! THEY ARE RIDING HIGH
TONIGHT!!

{the following SmackDown}

KP: Tonight, we prove to the world, that what happened last Sunday, was a damn
FLUKE!!

{to other SmackDowns}

COLE: KP is not letting up this grudge against Yuna.

TAZZ: Yuna has continued to try to have it one on one with KP, but has failed
every time.

{to Summerslam}

COLE: It is finally one on one, KP and Yuna, no gimmicks this time, this is
going to just be a one on one match, who is the better athlete.

..TAZZ: Both are taking it to each other.

..COLE: This has been some match, Tazz, we had thought Yuna would be at a
disadvantage, but she has matched KP speed for speed.

{to the end of the match}

...COLE: KP, KIMPROVER TIME!!

TAZZ: SHE SAYS THAT’S IT!!...HOLD ON, COLE!!

COLE: YUNA, CLOTHESLINE, STILL MOVING, SPRINGBOARD [here she twists her body,
gets behind KP, latches her legs around the front of KP’s neck, bends backwards,
back touching back, and throws KP with her legs backwards to the canvas]!!

TAZZ: WHAT THE HELL?!

COLE: CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!

CROWD: HOLY S***, [chanting continuing]

TAZZ: MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY!!



COLE: AND YUNA, WITH THE IMPRESSIVE WIN, WITH THAT MOVE!!

{on the road to Survivor Series}

COLE: Impressive win streak, by Yuna and Rikku.

...TAZZ: And at Survivor Series, they get a title shot, finally.

COLE: Against the tag champs, Shego and Diablo, can you believe it, they can’t
get away from Team Possible being in their way.

{at Survivor Series, end of the match}

COLE: YUNA AND RIKKU, BOTH CALLING FOR THEIR FINISHING MANUVERS!!

...TAZZ: THE FIREBALL, AND...

...COLE: SUMMONER’S WISH, CONNECTING AT THE SAME TIME, TWO---THREE!! RIKKU,
YUNA, ARE THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!

TAZZ: THEY DESERVE IT, TOO!!

{a few weeks later on SmackDown}

COLE: The referee down, Rikku is going to take advantage of that chair that
Ashley Beryl left in this ring.

...TAZZ: She’s a tough little girl, let me tell you, she’s got a lot of
strength.

However, Rikku swings the chair, and Ashley ducks, the chair ricocheting off the
ropes and onto her head, knocking her out.

...COLE: ASHLEY DUCKED OUT OF THE WAY, AND RIKKU GOT THE BLUNT OF THAT INSTEAD--
-ASHELY, TAKES ADVANTAGE AND GETS THE WIN OVER RIKKU!!

...TAZZ: RIKKU HAD THAT MATCH WON, I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S UP!!

{The next week on SmackDown}

COLE: The title’s hang in the balance against The Dicks here tonight, and Rikku
going up high...[she instead hits YUNA with the leg lariat instead of Chad Dick
inadvertently].

...TAZZ: No, Rikku, you couldn’t.

...COLE: But Rikku, is the legal woman...FIREBALL ON JAMES!!...AND RIKKU, GETS
THE WIN AND RETAINS THE TITLE!!

...TAZZ: Yuna didn’t mind it. Didn’t cost them the title, she knows it was an
accident. That stuff happens.

{To Armageddon}

COLE: Yuna, one on one with Tuxedo Mask, a man that has escaped with his title
intact time and time again.

...TAZZ: YUNA’S GONNA DO IT HERE!!

COLE: YUNA, ONLY NEEDS THE SUMMONER’S WISH, AND HERE WE GO!!

...Rikku, though, spots Mask getting brass knuckles from his pants and goes into
the ring to try to stop him, and does so, but not before Yuna gets disqualified.

...COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!!

TAZZ: What the hell?

COLE: I believe Rikku saw Mask get the brass knucks and wanted to do something
about it, but Yuna has just been disqualified.

...TAZZ: I think now is the time you talk to her, Cole. Something is not right
here.

{Two weeks later, in the locker room}

YUNA: You alright, Rikku?

RIKKU: No, I’m not alright. First, I cost you that tag title, and before that, I
didn’t get the right guy, I injure myself, and I kind of talked Long into giving
us a match for the tag titles against the winner of the match later tonight, MNM
and the FGJ.

...COLE: MNM, thanks to that damn Melina, getting the win, going to the Rumble
to face a very unsound YRP!...

...YUNA: Rikku, we can’t worry about that right now. We’ve gotten through
tougher times. Maybe this is just one of those times. We will get through it.
And we will beat them at the Rumble. We’ll just have to make sure we’re focused
this time.

{last Sunday at the Rumble}

...COLE: YUNA, WITH MERCURY, GOES FOR THE SUMMONER’S WISH---AND HITS THE REFEREE
INSTEAD, INADVERTENTLY!!

...TAZZ: Melina has that steel chair, Cole.

COLE: BUT PAINE SAW HER, AND CHASING HER AROUND THE ARENA, TO THE BACK THEY GO!!

...TAZZ: THE CHAIR IS STILL IN THE RING!!

...COLE: NITRO AND MERCURY, TEAMING UP ON YUNA...RIKKU HAS THE STEEL CHAIR IN
HAND!! [one of the MNM members ducks, however, and Rikku hits Yuna instead, with
the chair, HARD] OH, NOT AGAIN!!

...TAZZ: NOT NOW!!

...COLE: AND MNM!! SNAPSHOT TO YUNA, AND ONE TO RIKKU, COVER, TWO---AND WE HAVE
NEW TAG CHAMPS!!

...TAZZ: IT COULD BE RIKKU’S FAULT NOW, COMPLETELY!!

COLE: THIS IS A DAMN SHAME!!

...TAZZ: In what way will this affect their relationship now.

{a look one more time at MNM celebrating, followed by Yuna and Rikku’s pain and
anguish}

[end video montage]

SmackDown music plays as we go to match graphics.

COLE: They have to focus, because coming up next, they used that rematch clause,
they have a chance to regain those titles back, but in what shape is Rikku in,
and can YRP overcome this travesty? We will return, the Tag Team Championship
match, is NEXT!!

Two minute commercial break ensues, and then we return.

COLE: Back on SmackDown..!

MNM's music comes onto the speakers, and out they come via the red carpet and
the paparazzi.

CHIMEL: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the CWE Tag Team
Championships. Making their way to the ring, being accompanied by Melina, they
weigh in at a combined 637 pounds, they are the tag team champions, Joey Mercury
and Johnny Nitro, M. N. M.!! [their titantron SmackDown graphic comes up on the
bottom of the TV screen]

COLE: And you do not see Mark Henry with them, SmackDown General Manager
Theodore Long keeping him at bay, Melina saying that she has a right to be out
here due to her manager's license, but that's gotta put some of the pressure off
of Yuna and Rikku, they don't have to worry about that monster being at ringside
AND Melina.

TAZZ: You need to worry about Melina, she can be crafty, we don't usually go
without the greatest entrance in the WWE today, but she is all business here
tonight. Mark Henry banned from ringside, though, that has to be a plus [the Tag
Team championship graphic animation comes up on screen] for YRP, as you said,
but that was just one of three things they had to worry about, the second one
being Meilna, and then the big story is the third thing that we were discussing
all throughout the show, Cole.

COLE: Right, it was at the Royal Rumble, Rikku and Yuna were in that match for
the CWE Tag gold, Rikku, who has had the controversy surround her the past few
weeks, inadvertently costing Yuna a chance at the South East Asian title a month
ago, and it cost them the tag team gold here.

TAZZ: Right [flashback to the Royal Rumble transisitions on screen], Cole!
Rikku, missing with that steel chair, she was trying to hit Nitro, I don't think
that can truly be her fault now that I had a few days to digest all of what went
down that night, Cole, but bottom line is that MNM took advantage, and gained
the CWE Tag Team Championships.

COLE: [back to current action] And usually if you get beat for a title in the
CWE, the title match contract states that if you are a current title holder and
you lose the title in however fashion, you are allowed to exercise what is
called a rematch clause, which means you can have a chance to retake that title
gold, and Yuna and Rikku have taken that option, and that's why the CWE Tag Team
Gold, is on the line in this one, here tonight, live on the SmackDown Special,
CWE Edition.

TAZZ: It is so tiny, that rematch clause, yet very much taken advantage of, I
don't think that MNM will be as lucky tonight, that is, unless Rikku was still
somber from earlier tonight.

COLE: She didn't look like she wanted to come out here, Tazz.

TAZZ: I wouldn't blame her. But another question is can they regain those tag
team titles back from MNM, even if Rikku is mentally in this match, because
remember about Melina, she's crafty, and of course, don't sell Mercury and Nitro
short, they can get things done in that ring.

COLE: Alot to consider here tonight, but again, Mary Henry won't be one of them,
banned from ringside, that much we can all breathe easier about.

TRICK DADDY <BG>: Yeah (Yeaaaahhhh!)/There’s a lotta **** ***** in the club
tonight/(what, what, what, what)/but its gonna be aight, (yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah)/cuz me and my clique we don’t give a what/Trick Daddy, Jim Johnson, Big D,
Lil’ Jon/Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)/If you want it you can get it let me know
(let me know)/I'm bout to **** a ***** up/Lets Gooooo! (Lets Gooooo!)/If you
want it you can get it let me know (let me know)/I'm bout to **** a *****
up/Lets Gooooo!

COLE: AND HERE COMES THE CHALLENGERS!!

Yuna comes out to Trick Daddy's "Let's Go" followed by Rikku, although Rikku is
coming out hesitantly, still somewhat somber, but they are still getting mad
pops (awesome cheers) from the crowd as the fireworks go off behind them and
their titantron nameplate comes up.

CHIMEL: And the challengers, they weigh in at a combined 453 pounds, they are
two thirds of YRP, the team of Yuna and Rikku!

COLE: And the reason why Teddy Long banned Mark Henry from ringside, or at least
one of the reasons, is because of what happened earlier tonight, MNM, making
sure Paine had no chance to help them, Mark Henry was caught by Teddy Long, but
it was too late, as Paine had to go to a medical facility, it's not serious, but
she won't be back for the rest of the night, and that was probably the plan from
the get go.

TAZZ: Well, right now, Yuna and Rikku have to concern themselves with MNM right
now, they have to do this for their fallen comrade, Paine, but also for their
own psyche, I don't think that Yuna was too happy to lose the tag team
championships the way that they did, and neither is Rikku.

COLE: But Tazz, did you just see what happened once Rikku got on the apron, she
never even got into the ring, she's telling Yuna to start off, seeming like she
never even wanted to get into the ring for the pre match ritual.

TAZZ: I don't think we should be too alarmed yet, Cole. We do not know how much
Rikku is hurting mentally. We do not know for sure, maybe Yuna wanted to start,
though I don't see that Yuna was too pleased about that, but you can tell, she
doesn't want Rikku to feel the way she is right now. I think she understands
the disposition right now of Rikku.

COLE: Remember, as referee Nick Patrick gets things underway, that Yuna and
Rikku are very close cousins, lock up right here, center of the ring, Mercury
starting off things on MNM's side, and we're talking all about YRP's troubles,
but how much of a disadvantage is MNM in to have to defend those titles they
just won a few days ago once again, only a two day rest if that in between
matches?

TAZZ: Not too sure, great point right there, partner. Mercury, needing a clean
break there, and I think he's doing it--[Mercury cheap shots Yuna in the corner
with a kick to the gut] or maybe not.

COLE: Cheap shot, and now Irish whip, far side, Yuna puts on the brakes, back
elbow onto Mercury, and now already heading to the middle turnbuckle---ax
handle, sends Mercury to the canvas, and here's a cover, maybe trying to end it
EARLY, but Mercury kicks out easily, I don't think Yuna is that dumb to think
that it's only going to take an ax handle to win this one.

TAZZ: No, but that is smart by Yuna, make sure they know early in the match,
that you're not afraid to go right at them, right now Yuna working on that arm
of Mercury with that arm bar, torking on that tricep of Mercury, trying to wear
him down here, but Mercury is a tough competitor here.

COLE: And Yuna with those kicks right into the back of the elbow of Mercury, and
Mercury, back to his FEET, and a rake of the eyes of Yuna gets Mercury out of
that arm bar, and now tags Nitro in, this is where MNM are so deadly.

TAZZ: The double team, and they aren't wasting time.

COLE: Double Irish whip to the far side, Yuna ducks underneath a CLOTHESLINE,
and hits both Nitro and Mercury with clotheslines of her own, knocking both of
them down, and Mercury got out of the ring, Nitro tried to regroup, but Yuna
didn't let Nitro have that chance, as she is wanting to work on Nitro now,
sending him to the far side, no, Nitro blocks it, kick to the midsection, and
now to the ropes---AND YUNA COUNTERS WITH A HARD POWERSLAM, WITH AUTHORITY, AND
NOW NITRO, GETTING TO THE OUTSIDE TO REGROUP!!

TAZZ: And that is why the intergender matches are nothing new to the CWE, like
we said before, the women on the CWE are not like the normal women we see in any
other wrestling promotion. Equally matched they are, no discrimination
necessary, and you saw it there. Yuna, used Nitro's own momentum against him for
that power slam, and now all three of them are regrouping on the outside, oh
wait a minute, Cole.

COLE: Yuna, from the ropes---OH MY GOD!! A SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE, TOOK
OUT ALL THREE MEMBERS OF MNM, MELINA BEING CAUGHT IN THE FIRE!!

TAZZ: I think Yuna's shoulder might've came down on the steel barricade or
something like that, Cole. But what a suicide dive, only in the CWE, only on
Friday Nights, will you see that.

COLE: Ladies and gentlemen, this match up will continue from the Nutter Center
in Dayton, as we will return to the SmackDown Special.

They take a two minute break, then return to the show with Mercury in the ring
doing elbows to Yuna's shoulder, her down on one knee.

COLE: Back on SmackDown, and boy, have Mercury and Nitro took it to Yuna during
the break, like a shark to blood, that shoulder you were talking about before
the break, Tazz.

TAZZ: That's what Mercury is working on right now, that shoulder of Yuna.

COLE: And this is what started it before the break [the "double feature" starts
with the right side showing live action and the bigger left screen showing the
replay, the live action is of no importance during the double feature showing]
Yuna, that suicide dive, called that for obvious reasons, look at the height.

TAZZ: Took out Mercury, Nitro, and Melina, but her elbow came down hard on the
steel barricade.

COLE: But if that started that injury, this is what made it WIDE open for MNM.
Mercury, with the referee distracted by Melina, drives Yuna shoulder first into
the steel ring post, just listen to this. [they run the replay, seems like a gun
going off when Yuna collides via Mercury, before we continue to full screen live
action, the double feature ending]

TAZZ: And let me tell you, that ring post can be your closest ally, or your
worst enemy. There is NO GIVE in that bad boy, and Mercury made sure Yuna felt
it.

COLE: And a tag to Nitro keeping themselves fresh, and Yuna, goes down after
kicks to the shoulder by Nitro [Nitro then showboats to the crowd, which gets
their heat (boos)].

TAZZ: Get back on her, Nitro, don't waste time.

COLE: And he did so, and Yuna, trying to fight back, using that other hand to
send punches into the gut of Nitro, and now punches to the face of Nitro, going
to the ropes--and WHAT A BOOT TO THE FACE OF YUNA BY NITRO, YUNA RAN RIGHT INTO
A BRICK WALL!!

TAZZ: WOW!! What a boot to the face--!

COLE: WAIT A MINUTE, COVER, TWO, and Yuna gets the shoulder up.

TAZZ: And the more that MNM makes Yuna do that, the worse her shoulder is going
to be feeling.

COLE: Tazz, I don't know if it is even worth mentioning at the moment, but I
haven't seen Yuna even attempt a tag to Rikku ever since this match started.

TAZZ: Well, I'll defend her there in that she hasn't had much of a chance TO get
to her corner, she was only able to do a few moves before that suicide leap
turned around this match, but she may want to think about that tag.

COLE: Nitro, continuing to work on Yuna's shoulder, and Rikku isn't really
showing any immediate signs right now of being out of it from a psychological
standpoint, Yuna may want to think about tagging her in, as you said, Tazz. It
could be crucial here as this match is for the CWE Tag Team Championship on the
SmackDown Special, we are live from the Nutter Center, YRP exercising their
rematch clause in their contract after Rikku's sudden mistake cost them their
tag titles at the Royal Rumble, and that coupled with a lot of other mistakes,
one costing Yuna a SEA Title shot, has caused her psyche to be all but absent.
Yuna, trying to battle out of this, back to a vertical base, and now kicks to
the midsection, and a Irish WHIP RIGHT INTO THE TURBBUCKLE, AND NOW KICKS RIGHT
TO THE MIDSECTION!!

TAZZ: Here comes another turning point, Cole!

COLE: Yuna, with rights and lefts, irish WHIP, other side---BELLY TO BACK
SUPLEX, COVER, TWO, and NITRO, barely kicks out there---DDT, CENTER OF THE
RING!! YUNA IS RIGHT NOW ON FIRE HERE!!

TAZZ: She may want to start considering going for the tag now!

COLE: Yuna, with a standing drop kick on Mercury, Nitro is down from the DDT,
and Yuna, going to make the--!

When she goes for the tag, though, Rikku REFUSES to tag into the match.

COLE:--Wait a minute!

TAZZ: Aw, c'mon!

COLE: Rikku does not want to tag into this match.

TAZZ: She looked fine.

YUNA: [heard loud and clear without any microphones] RIKKU, NOT NOW!! DON'T DO
THIS TO ME NOW!!

RIKKU: [sombering] I'm sorry, Yunie. I don't want to cost you anything else. I
don't want to make another mistake.

COLE: Not another mistake? YOU'RE MAKING A MISTAKE BY NOT TAGGING INTO THE DAMN
MATCH, RIKKU!!

TAZZ: And Nitro's back up, I think Mercury is, too.

COLE: And Nitro...ATOMIC DROP---AND THEN ONE HELL OF A CLOTHESLINE TO YUNA!!

TAZZ: That was very bad.

COLE: A COVER, TWO, AND YUNA KICKS OUT, but Rikku's still standing there.

TAZZ: C'mon, Rikku, like it or not, this is your cousin, your team member, your
family. Make the TAG!

COLE: And now Nitro brings Yuna to their corner, and tags Mercury in, as they
continue to pound this assault onto the challengers for the CWE Tag Team
Championship, and there you see Rikku, she is her tag team partner, but she
didn’t want to tag in, Yuna is in trouble, and their chances to retake the tag
titles are in trouble!

TAZZ: C’mon, Rikku, she’s your partner, she’s your FAMILY!!

The camera focuses on Rikku for a few moments before going to a two minute
commercial break. They return with the assault on Yuna continuing, the copyright
logo comes on the bottom left corner of the screen for a few seconds then
disappears.

COLE: Back on SmackDown, the SmackDown Special, this match is for the CWE Tag
Team Championships, and all throughout the break, it has been Mercury and Nitro,
MNM, just taking it right to Yuna, and that is not a mistake, I didn't forget
about Rikku. I only said Yuna because just before the break, Yuna tried to go
for a tag, but Rikku, refused to give out her hand to be tag, citing that she
didn't want to cost them any more, she doesn't want to make another mistake,
which the biggest mistake right now is not tagging in and getting into this
match, this has now become a handicap match, as Yuna is shoved into the corner,
their own corner, and now shoulders right into the gut.

TAZZ: And you just made the point right there, Cole, this is now a handicap
match, I don't know what is going through the mind of Rikku right now.

COLE: Remember, they are cousins, family, they know one another better than any
other in that locker room, knew each other when they were in the Final Fantasy
Ten series, all throughout, but right now, I don't know what is going through
anyone's mind right now in the Nutter Center.

TAZZ: I know what is going through the mind of MNM. That is that this is the
perfect time to put Yuna away, take advantage here.

COLE: Mercury tags in Nitro, and Nitro, ANOTHER kick to the gut, and--YUNA
DROPPED NECK FIRST RIGHT ONTO THE ROPES, AND HER NECK JUST WHIPPED BACK ONTO THE
CANVAS, AND HER SHOUDER THAT SHE INJURED EARLIER ON IN THIS MATCH HIT HARD, AS
WELL!!

TAZZ: This is bad right now for Yuna, they got her right where they want her,
Cole. This can't be good not only for YRP's chances to regain the titles, but
now her career is on the line, she is really favoring her shoulder, she's GOT to
get out of this ring, get Rikku in there.

COLE: But she CAN'T, Tazz, Rikku hasn't even tried to rescue Yuna from some of
these moves that MNM has put her through.

TAZZ: That's the big point right there, that is why Rikku has GOT to get out of
this slump right now, I know mistakes happen, this isn't ballet, but Rikku, what
the hell is going on, she's GOT to snap out of it.

COLE: And Yuna is in trouble, because MNM has just singled for the snapshot,
Rikku need to do SOMETHING and NOW!!

TAZZ: Here we go, Cole.

COLE: Mercury is in, and Yuna is up, this is gonna--BUT YUNA ESCAPED FROM THE
SNAPSHOT, BACK DOOR, AND NOW MERCURY, CLOTHESLINE, SHE'S STILL TO THE FAR SIDE,
ON HER FEET, OFF THE TOP ROPE----THE BACKWARDS HURRICURANNA, THE SUMMONERS
WISH!!

TAZZ: That is a huricuranna in which she latches on her legs, her body is to his
BACK, bends down, and drags him up and over with her calves on his NECK, and
over, SO hard to do because usually a huricuranna puts your feet BEHIND the
opponent and are locked behind the neck. She is so good at that, calling it the
Summoner’s Wish, I still do not know how she can do that seemly impossible
move!

COLE: But now here comes and even BIGGER story, usually she follows up with that
cover, but she cannot follow up, her shoulder is out of it, but so is Mercury,
so is Nitro, Melina is in a frenzy on the outside, trying to wield her team on,
Yuna needs to make a cover.

TAZZ: Or a tag, Cole, I've been seeing that Rikku is also now a little worried,
maybe she's starting to come to life mentally.

COLE: And now--I JUST HEARD RIKKU SAY SHE WANTS IN!!

TAZZ: ALL RIGHT, AND SHE'S REACHING TO YUNA, CALLING FOR HER TO MAKE THE TAG,
ALL RIGHT!!

COLE: BUT YUNA HAS TO GET THERE!! SHE'S GOT TO GET THERE ON THE BAD SHOULDER,
BUT SHE'S GETTING THERE!!

TAZZ: RIKKU SAID WHAT THE HELL, LET ME IN THERE!!

COLE: MAYBE A CHANCE TO PUT ALL THE MISTAKES BEHIND HER!!

TAZZ: Yuna is nearly there.

COLE: She's so close, C'MON YUNA!!!

TAZZ: She's reaching far, Mercury is back to his feet--!

COLE: Yuna just needs one more inch---AND THE TAG IS MADE, RIKKU IS IN, AND
SHE'S ALL FIRED UP, CLOTHESLINE TO MERCURY, NITRO GETS CLOTHESLINED TO THE
OUTSIDE, DROP TOE HOLD ON MERCURY, HUNG UP ON THE MIDDLE ROPE, RIKKU TO THE
ROPES---AND DRIVING THE NECK OF MERCURY INTO THE MIDDLE ROPE!! ALL OF A SUDDEN,
RIKKU HAS COME TO LIFE, THIS CROWD ON THEIR FEET, LOVING ALL OF THIS!!

TAZZ: She's on fire, here, Cole!

COLE: This is one way to make amends for those mistakes! Rikku, to the top
turnbuckle, and WHAT A MOONSAULT, HERE'S THE -COVER-, AND A KICKOUT AT TWO,
ALMOST A COUNT OF THREE---SPINNING HEEL KICK BROUGHT MERCURY BACK DOWN!! AND
NITRO IS IN---SPINNING NECK BREAKER BY RIKKU, BRINGING NITRO BACK, RIKKU IS
TAKING ON BOTH MEMBERS BY HERSELF, GIVING YUNA A MUCH NEEDED BREAK!!

TAZZ: Mercury is back up, though, MNM refuse to give up!

COLE: Rikku, from the near side---!

TAZZ: Got caught, though---!

COLE: Spinning back--NO, RIKKU COUNTERED THAT WITH A BULLDOG, WHAT SPEED SHE HAD
TO DO THAT, ANOTHER COVER, TWO, AND NITRO KICKED OUT!!

TAZZ: I don't think Nitro was the legal man, it's still Mercury. I think the ref
is losing track of who IS the legal man for MNM.

COLE: I don't BLAME Nick Patrick in that respect, Rikku is so fast that you have
to focus on her just to ref a matchup, and refs have had trouble in the past
trying to focus on many things while Rikku is in there.

TAZZ: For more reasons than one, I might add.

COLE: But Mercury IS the legal man, ladies and gentlemen. Mercury, back in,
trying to punch, blocked, Rikku, kick to the midsection, far side---BUT MELINA,
THAT DAMN MELINA, PULLED THE ROPE DOWN ON RIKKU!!

TAZZ: I think I saw a tag made to Yuna, though.

COLE: THERE WAS A TAG, YUNA'S ON THE TOP ROPE---CLOTHESLINE FROM THE TOP, COVER,
TWO, KICKOUT!! THERE WAS A TAG, REF SINGLED THAT THERE INDEED WAS A TAG!! RIKKU
HAD THAT MUCH WHEREATHOL AND SPEED TO MAKE THAT TAG, KNOWING WHERE SHE WAS
HEADED, TO MAKE SURE MNM DIDN'T HAVE A CHANCE TO REGAIN SOME MOMENTUM!!

TAZZ: But Yuna is back in, bad shoulder and all.

COLE: Yuna, having to fight both MNM members at once now, I think the ref has
lost some control of this match, Rikku is being restrained by Melina here.

TAZZ: ALOT going on right now, Cole. Inside and out.

COLE: Now Rikku DEFINITLY can't be tagged, Melina has her held up, Nitro and
Mercury, trying the Snapshot once again after Yuna was caught--backdoor again!
Yuna, DROP KICK INTO THE BACK OF MERCURY, SENT HIM INTO NITRO--AND BOTH OF THEM
SQUASHED REFEREE NICK PATRICK INTO THE CORNER, REFEREE IS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!

TAZZ: He is out like a light, Cole! We may need another referee out here!

COLE: And now Rikku has gotten Melina off of her, and getting back into the
ring--OR MAYBE NOT, NITRO DROPKICKED HER, AND SHE WENT INTO THE STEEL
BARRICADE!!

TAZZ: AND NOW SHE IS HURTING!!

COLE: And now Mercury and Nitro, seeing that the ref is knocked out, may have
been moments away--Yuna, back up, and seeing that Rikku has been taken out of
this matchup right now.

TAZZ: Can't believe it--BUT SHE KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON, DUCKED UNDERNEATH A
CLOTHESLINE!!

COLE: Yuna, going to the ropes again, TRYING FOR THE CLOTHESLINE AGAIN,
SUMMONERS WISH COMING UP---BUT MELINA, WITH A STEEL CHAIR, DAMN IT!!

TAZZ: ONTO THE LEGS OF YUNA, BROUGHT HER BACK DOWN!!

COLE: WAS GOING TO TRY THE SUMMONERS WISH ONCE MORE, BUT MELINA, AND NOW THAT
STEEL CHAIR HAS BEEN SLID INTO THE RING, AND MELINA, ORDERING THE TWO TO FINISH
HER OFF, NOT THIS WAY!!

TAZZ: Mercury and Nitro, setting her up, third time's a charm!

COLE: --AND THE SNAPSHOT ON THE STEEL CHAIR!! AND MELINA, GETTING THE REFEREE
BACK UP, MERCURY INTO THE COVER, NO!!

TAZZ: OH, C'MON!!

COLE: NOT THIS WAY!! [two] DON'T DO THIS!!

TAZZ: NO WAY!!

THREE!!

COLE: DAMN IT!! MNM SURVIVE THANKS TO THAT DAMN MELINA!!

TAZZ: AND YRP WERE SO CLOSE!!

CHIMEL: Your winners of the match, and STILL, CWE Tag Team Champions, M, N, M!!
[crowd boos]

COLE: A valiant effort on the part of BOTH Yuna and Rikku, the latter woke up
near the end of the match, ended with that damn Melina, and they are lucky to be
leaving tonight, with their tag titles intact.

TAZZ: Another escape, this time it wasn't Rikku's fault. MNM took her right out
of the matchup, there was nothing she could do about that. She was still on the
outside, but she is coming back in, and cannot believe it.

COLE: Well, let's show you what took place at the end of the matchup, you
describe it, Tazz.

Transition into the replay which begins.

TAZZ: Well, first Rikku gets taken out of the ring by Melina, and there you see
that tag, how smart is she to GET that tag knowing what was happening, out of
instinct, and then Yuna was just cleaning house, until she dropkicked the back
of Mercury, both Mercury and Nitro inadvertently pushed into Nick Patrick, ref's
knocked out cold, and then Yuna, second time in the matchup she went for the
Summoners Wish, first time was successful, but second time, BAM!! Melina with
the chair to the legs, made that a failure, and then, right here, the Snapshot
onto the chair, good night, Irene, no kicking out of that, third time they
attempted it in this match, and third time was in fact the charm [back to live
action], MNM are STILL the tag team champions.

COLE: And Rikku is beside herself, as well she SHOULD be, and so is Yuna, this
was a damn shame, if it wasn't for Melina, I believe, Yuna and Rikku, would be
tag team champions.

TAZZ: I have to agree with you, MNM celebrating this win, will throughout the
night, I am sure.

COLE: Now Rikku, helping Yuna up, Rikku is not to blame for this one, she did
all she could, after having to find her bearing mentally, she was able to help
out, and she herself was victimized by Melina's actions.

TAZZ: Nothing to be ashamed about, Rikku and Yuna, put on a hell of a match
right there.

COLE: Well, Yuna saying she doesn't blame Rikku, she isn't happy about the way
they lost that match, I don't see how anyone can be happy about losing a match
in that manner.

TAZZ: Rikku, all those mistakes, she atoned for them tonight.

As few moments after Rikku helps Yuna back onto her feet, then glares towards
the entranceway with a few choice words, she turns around---AND CLOTHESLINES
YUNA BACK TO THE CANVAS HARD AS SHE LETS GO!!

COLE: WAIT A MINUTE!!

TAZZ: WHAT THE HELL?!!

COLE: WHAT THE HELL WAS -THAT- FOR?!! RIKKU JUST CLOTHESLINED YUNA BACK ONTO THE
CANVAS, HER SHOLDER GOT ALL OF THAT HIT!!

TAZZ: OH MY GOD, COLE, DID SHE EVER!!

COLE: What the hell is going on?! We were singing Rikku's praises just a second
ago, then she just clotheslined her own cousin into the mat with AUTHORITY!!

TAZZ: I wish I knew! What are you thinking, Rikku?!

COLE: I don't know, but Rikku's coming out here and getting that steel chair!

TAZZ: Oh my God, she's not done!

COLE: What the hell is this all about?!

TAZZ: I don't know, Yuna's trying to get back up, Rikku's ready with that steel
chair, Yuna has no clue what's behind her!

COLE: THIS IS YOUR FAMILY, RIKKU, PUT THE DAMN CHAIR DOWN!!

TAZZ: I DON'T THINK SHE IS LISTENING RIGHT NOW, I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S
THINKING!!

Yuna turns around---ONLY FOR RIKKU TO HIT HER VIOLENTLY HARD WITH THE STEEL
CHAIR, AND BACK DOWN SHE GOES, CHAIR SHOT ECHOING LOUDLY THROUGHOUT THE ARENA!!

COLE: OH MY GOD!!

TAZZ: My GOD, what a chair shot, sounding like a damn CANNON going off in here.

COLE: That chair shot was deafening, and Rikku, slamming that chair down hard,
Yuna may be out cold.

TAZZ: I think it's worse, Cole [one shot from the camera on her face proves Tazz
right, as it shows Yuna busted open severely, blood pouring down her face], oh
my God, she's busted open, she's losing blood fast, someone needs to get out
here!

COLE: Rikku is just changing right before our very eyes, Rikku is laughing at
this, seeing Yuna being busted wide open after that damn chair shot.

TAZZ: Yuna is still trying to fight to get up here, Cole.

COLE: Rikku is wanting for Yuna to get up, I don't think she should, I don't
think she knows where she is AT, now!

TAZZ: I think Rikku wants to do the Fireball on her.

COLE: WHY?!

As soon as Yuna gets back to her feet, using the ropes and staggering to the
center of the ring, Rikku runs and does a flipping neckbreaker, faster than
anyone you will ever see, slamming Yuna's head back first onto the steel chair
lying there

TAZZ: FIREBIRD, COLE!!

COLE: FOR -WHAT-?!

TAZZ: I don't know for what, Cole. I wish I had the answers to this, Yuna fell
to the outside of the ring here, oh my God, Cole, look at the amount of blood
that she is losing, WE NEED SOME MEDICAL HELP OUT HERE FAST!!

COLE: AND RIKKU, SURVEYING THE DAMN DAMAGE HERE, WHAT SHE CAUSED, THERE IS NO
REASON FOR THIS!!

TAZZ: Rikku has that chair in hand, Yuna went to the stairs, [a few camera shots
are of the people in the arena who cannot believe what is going on right now,
with a state of shock in their faces and eyes] look at the amount of blood on
the mats outside the ring, she laid her head down on those stairs.

COLE: Everyone in this arena is in shock right now at the actions here tonight,
the match itself was awesome, but what is happening afterwards is repulsive,
ridiculous.

TAZZ: And Rikku is going outside, looking at Yuna, I don't think she has ever
experienced blood loss before, she will need much medical help here.

COLE: That cut was sickening to look at, Yuna is in a bloodbath right now,
Rikku, with the steel chair that did it, keeping it—-!

Rikku suddenly looks over at Yuna, and comes up near where her head is, standing
on the other side of where Yuna's body has fallen limp, her head laying on the
steel of the steps, her neck off of the steel.

TAZZ: Wait a minute, Cole!

COLE: NOW what?

TAZZ: Rikku, this is your damn cousin, your family, what are you DOING?!

COLE: The fact that this is her FAMILY she is doing this to just make it worse
to have to watch this. They were inseparable all this time, coming from RAW to
SmackDown as a result of the draft that way.

TAZZ: Cole, I don't think she is done!

Rikku then starts to motion the chair above her head.

COLE: Oh my God!

TAZZ: No! Rikku, don't do this!

COLE: SNAP OUT OF IT, RIKKU!! PUT THE DAMN CHAIR DOWN!!

TAZZ: SOMEONE NEEDS TO GET OUT HERE AND NOW!! SHE'S LOST HER MIND!! ONE SMACK OF
THAT STEEL CHAIR WITH YUNA'S HEAD WHERE IT'S AT--OH MY GOD!!

COLE: NO!!

TAZZ: MY GOD, NO, RIKKU!!

COLE: NO!!!!!!!

TAZZ: RIKKU, DON'T DO IT!!!!

COLE: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rikku, however, SMASHES THE STEEL CHAIR HER HARDEST ONTO THE BACK OF YUNA'S
HEAD, THEREBY SMASHING HER HEAD AGAINST THE STEEL OF THE STAIRS IN THE PROCESS!!
The crowd groans in shock of the severeness of a "sick bump" (highly gruesome
and/or death-defying move that more than likely leaves the other person nearly
lifeless), Yuna rolling off the steel and onto the floor on her back outside the
ring near the asileway and not moving.

COLE: [right after the hit is executed] OH MY GOD!!!!

TAZZ: OH NO!!

COLE: OH MY GOD!!

Rikku then slams the chair down at her feet on the outside and just looks at
Yuna with a blank expression.

COLE: RIKKU MAY HAVE CRUSHED YUNA'S SKULL!!

TAZZ: That was VERY dangerous, this is her family she may have caused permanent
injuries to, Cole!

COLE: Yuna isn't moving, that blood loss coupled with that hit.

TAZZ: I don't know if she is still ALIVE at this point, let alone being
conscious after that hit.

COLE: Medical staff finally able to get to Yuna, Rikku walking back, keeping her
eyes on what she has done.

Rikku then is show taking the blood on her hand which obviously came from the
could-be lethal laceration she caused on Yuna and rubs it on her chest,
streaking it up above her breasts, to indicate that she thinks she has done
herself good.

TAZZ: Rikku is proud of this?

COLE: Well, bottom line is this, they lost the tag titles tonight, but Yuna now
has lost alot more. She may have lost not only her family in Rikku, but she may
have just lost her career, maybe even more, at the hands of her own family.

They then show Yuna being carted off by the trained medical staff on a
stretcher, and them carting over near the SmackDown dome as they go off the air.
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