Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Family Ties ❯ Chapter 1 ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
Family ties.
written by the kami of chaos
ranma gold digger cross
herin lies the disclaimer.. or it's some where.. have you seen the disclaimer?
well when you find it you can tell them who ranma and gd belong to cause it aint me.
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chapter 1
flying werecheetah's?
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Outside the tendo dojo it had a surreal peacefulness that hasnt been seen or heard of since way before
the calm.. wait a minute that was yuna.. er um since before the dreaded happosai.
well that is not to say that before happosai came that nerima was quiet.. i know! a surreal quietness that wasnt seen or heard from since
since before that brat akane was born.
but the people of nerima knew this wasnt an ordinary happenstance. whenever there was quiet there was something
big going to happen. But no one knew what it was it might have been an event so out there so catostrophically
enormous that it would effect the entirety of tokyo. few speculated that lum had actually figured out what kind
of man ataru was. some said a ramen shop owner and his wife were assulted by a bunch of sailor suited warriors.
word had it the saotome boy had finally gotten married to the tendo girl, but the rumor was unfounded as it seemed
that he was spending more time around the middle daughter more often.
perhaps it was because of the tardyness of the annual street fighter or king of fighters tourniment.
one person knew what that was though and he knew that the quietness was not because of any of that, he knew because he stared
at the reason of the quietness in all it's glory.
Akane had cooked again.
Heaven help us all.
It started simple sunday for ranma saotome. at 4:30 wake up beat the panda into nothingness, 5:30 bathe,and brush teeth,6:15 yoga with kasumi,7:30 change clothes for morning meditation to get rid of cat fear,8:00 breakfast,8:30 study cologne's secret techniques vol.343,9:00 insult akane resulting in breaking point simulation training,and safe fall training, 10' meet nabiki for early tutoring,11' ucchan's for snack and ramen from shampoo, daily pounding of kuno was at 11:50
help ryoga back to the train at 1', and be back for what should have been a delicous lunch and a lazy day around the house training in his new techniques
but when he got home he was in for a suprise.
akane was smiling. which wasnt so bad as she really did have a cute smile.
but the apprehension on everyones faces and the gas masks that were adorned on said faces, were what warned him of his upcoming doom. He wondered briefly were kasumi
could have gone.
akane somehow got it in her head that because he saved her in jusendo that he somehow fell in love with her.
he did not love akane tendo, he barely tolerated her existance. he only did for honor and the other two tendo sisters. That is not to say he didn't at one time love her for in fact he did. But love Degrades when there's no foundation.
And the biggest foundation of love is trust. But she didn't trust him.
As he sat down he looked at.. the questionable meal in front of him. If by meal you meant
a glob of gelationus poison which was smiling at him.
'Wait did that thing just smile at me?' Ranma looked around the table for help of
any source of help and noticing that everyone was conviently doing something else.
Meanwhile the goo was smiling at Ranma it had just found it's new friend.
Looking into akane's smiling face he sighed and proceeded to committ sui- er eat
Akane's food.
As the chopsticks Were reaching towards the gel it suddenly expanded.
It seemed that the goo had taken offense to it's new friend trying to jab it.
Everybody jumped back from the table and Ranma and akane looked at the ever growing
mass of acod!. (Akane's cookin of doom!) And watched as it fled into the kitchen.
Ranma and Akane followed with nabiki behind.
Suddenly loud catchy music started playing. (insert final fantasy boss music of choice) Just then an icon appeared over his head he decided he wanted to use the chopsticks and suddenly went beserk as a piece of food got on his brand new shirt.
Ranma looked on and attacked with his chopsticks first slashing away three times with reckless abandon then jumped back. His berserker rage finally cooling. He watched as the numbers 300000 went into the ceiling disapearing before Green numbers 600000 followed behind.
"kuso it heals!"
Akane looked up as the icon reached her and decided to try an item. Then jumped back quickly as they found out seasoning it just made it stronger.
Nabiki quickly ran up the the battle and started chanting into her cell phone..
well it really wasn't chanting just fast talking. When out of no where came..
An Angry Kasumi.
The goo sh*^d him self
Suddenly everyone vanished and new music started playing (estans innanis iira vehementi estan inanis iira vehementi Kasumi)
Kasumi then scowled as she sent a burst of fire power right at the blob. vaporising
It instantly. leaving her kitchen looking spotless.
Suddenly everyone returned and spun in place. And Ranma and Nabiki Gained a level.
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11:55 am
Ranma-chan looked at nabiki in wonderment. Placing a controller on the table in her dormitory living room.
" So you made a rpg outta my life eh Nabs?" She smirked at her
Nabiki grimaced at the nickname as her heartbeat sped up for no particular reason, she lied to herself.
" Well saotome? " She aid studying her nails and looking anywhere but his uh her dazzling eyes.
" I don't know." She began looking pensive. "wont you have to pay a lot of people to use them for this game?"
Nabiki smiled toothily not unlike a shark ranma noted.
" Ranma-kun I have everything and one' under control i just wanted to make sure
You agreed to this venture."
Ranma smiled back stopping himself from kissing her. " I think it'll be fine Nabs."
As Ranma-chan's Watch beeped eleven fifty nine she got up and on instinct did just that.
The kiss was soft and meaningful but left both with faces of Bewilderment.
" Wow. Gah i mean sorry Nabiki-chan uh i did i mean i didnt mean ta i mean i gottagoseeya!" With that Ranma left a dumbfounded Nabiki in her wake.
Nabiki sat back in the loveseat sh moments ago was sharing with her freind and not for the first time wondered at the irony's of life. Not to long ago She hated Ranma
But now.. She touched her lips absently.
" Ranma someday you'll confess your feelings about me and then i'll make you pay for taking so long."She purred softly like a kitten and stopped.
"Did i just purr?"
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written by the kami of chaos
ranma gold digger cross
herin lies the disclaimer.. or it's some where.. have you seen the disclaimer?
well when you find it you can tell them who ranma and gd belong to cause it aint me.
----------------------------
chapter 1
flying werecheetah's?
--------------------------
Outside the tendo dojo it had a surreal peacefulness that hasnt been seen or heard of since way before
the calm.. wait a minute that was yuna.. er um since before the dreaded happosai.
well that is not to say that before happosai came that nerima was quiet.. i know! a surreal quietness that wasnt seen or heard from since
since before that brat akane was born.
but the people of nerima knew this wasnt an ordinary happenstance. whenever there was quiet there was something
big going to happen. But no one knew what it was it might have been an event so out there so catostrophically
enormous that it would effect the entirety of tokyo. few speculated that lum had actually figured out what kind
of man ataru was. some said a ramen shop owner and his wife were assulted by a bunch of sailor suited warriors.
word had it the saotome boy had finally gotten married to the tendo girl, but the rumor was unfounded as it seemed
that he was spending more time around the middle daughter more often.
perhaps it was because of the tardyness of the annual street fighter or king of fighters tourniment.
one person knew what that was though and he knew that the quietness was not because of any of that, he knew because he stared
at the reason of the quietness in all it's glory.
Akane had cooked again.
Heaven help us all.
It started simple sunday for ranma saotome. at 4:30 wake up beat the panda into nothingness, 5:30 bathe,and brush teeth,6:15 yoga with kasumi,7:30 change clothes for morning meditation to get rid of cat fear,8:00 breakfast,8:30 study cologne's secret techniques vol.343,9:00 insult akane resulting in breaking point simulation training,and safe fall training, 10' meet nabiki for early tutoring,11' ucchan's for snack and ramen from shampoo, daily pounding of kuno was at 11:50
help ryoga back to the train at 1', and be back for what should have been a delicous lunch and a lazy day around the house training in his new techniques
but when he got home he was in for a suprise.
akane was smiling. which wasnt so bad as she really did have a cute smile.
but the apprehension on everyones faces and the gas masks that were adorned on said faces, were what warned him of his upcoming doom. He wondered briefly were kasumi
could have gone.
akane somehow got it in her head that because he saved her in jusendo that he somehow fell in love with her.
he did not love akane tendo, he barely tolerated her existance. he only did for honor and the other two tendo sisters. That is not to say he didn't at one time love her for in fact he did. But love Degrades when there's no foundation.
And the biggest foundation of love is trust. But she didn't trust him.
As he sat down he looked at.. the questionable meal in front of him. If by meal you meant
a glob of gelationus poison which was smiling at him.
'Wait did that thing just smile at me?' Ranma looked around the table for help of
any source of help and noticing that everyone was conviently doing something else.
Meanwhile the goo was smiling at Ranma it had just found it's new friend.
Looking into akane's smiling face he sighed and proceeded to committ sui- er eat
Akane's food.
As the chopsticks Were reaching towards the gel it suddenly expanded.
It seemed that the goo had taken offense to it's new friend trying to jab it.
Everybody jumped back from the table and Ranma and akane looked at the ever growing
mass of acod!. (Akane's cookin of doom!) And watched as it fled into the kitchen.
Ranma and Akane followed with nabiki behind.
Suddenly loud catchy music started playing. (insert final fantasy boss music of choice) Just then an icon appeared over his head he decided he wanted to use the chopsticks and suddenly went beserk as a piece of food got on his brand new shirt.
Ranma looked on and attacked with his chopsticks first slashing away three times with reckless abandon then jumped back. His berserker rage finally cooling. He watched as the numbers 300000 went into the ceiling disapearing before Green numbers 600000 followed behind.
"kuso it heals!"
Akane looked up as the icon reached her and decided to try an item. Then jumped back quickly as they found out seasoning it just made it stronger.
Nabiki quickly ran up the the battle and started chanting into her cell phone..
well it really wasn't chanting just fast talking. When out of no where came..
An Angry Kasumi.
The goo sh*^d him self
Suddenly everyone vanished and new music started playing (estans innanis iira vehementi estan inanis iira vehementi Kasumi)
Kasumi then scowled as she sent a burst of fire power right at the blob. vaporising
It instantly. leaving her kitchen looking spotless.
Suddenly everyone returned and spun in place. And Ranma and Nabiki Gained a level.
---------------
11:55 am
Ranma-chan looked at nabiki in wonderment. Placing a controller on the table in her dormitory living room.
" So you made a rpg outta my life eh Nabs?" She smirked at her
Nabiki grimaced at the nickname as her heartbeat sped up for no particular reason, she lied to herself.
" Well saotome? " She aid studying her nails and looking anywhere but his uh her dazzling eyes.
" I don't know." She began looking pensive. "wont you have to pay a lot of people to use them for this game?"
Nabiki smiled toothily not unlike a shark ranma noted.
" Ranma-kun I have everything and one' under control i just wanted to make sure
You agreed to this venture."
Ranma smiled back stopping himself from kissing her. " I think it'll be fine Nabs."
As Ranma-chan's Watch beeped eleven fifty nine she got up and on instinct did just that.
The kiss was soft and meaningful but left both with faces of Bewilderment.
" Wow. Gah i mean sorry Nabiki-chan uh i did i mean i didnt mean ta i mean i gottagoseeya!" With that Ranma left a dumbfounded Nabiki in her wake.
Nabiki sat back in the loveseat sh moments ago was sharing with her freind and not for the first time wondered at the irony's of life. Not to long ago She hated Ranma
But now.. She touched her lips absently.
" Ranma someday you'll confess your feelings about me and then i'll make you pay for taking so long."She purred softly like a kitten and stopped.
"Did i just purr?"
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