Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ I'm in Control!!! ❯ All for the birds (whatever that means) ( Chapter 2 )
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By: Alberiogurl 
a little truth or dare.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.23.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 241 | Status: Work In Progress
a little truth or dare.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.23.2006 | Updated On: 05.10.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 241 | Status: Work In Progress
All For the Birds (what ever that means)
Lycoris: NEW CHAPTER!!!!! Naru-chan, wanna do the honors?
Naruto: I feel so loved! Lycoris only owns AD, Eclari and herself. But she wishes she owned Edward Elric.
Hiei:....*casts death glance at Ed*
Marik: hey, how come I’m not a narrator?
Lyco: *coughs*
Naru: your not “specialy” enough.
Lyco: thankies Naru-chan! *hugs him*
Naru: im the luckiest person in the world!
Hiei:* gives Naruto death glares*
Ed, Roy, Envy, Marik, Bakura, Shadow, Sasuke, Dark, Youko, Kurabawa: *also gives him death glares*
Kouga: when do I get a gf?
Lyco: Dunno. Want Kagome? I’ll just strip her of her memories w/ Inu, (heheh... I already erased Yash’s) and take away her power of “sit”.
Kouga :HOT DOG! OH YA!
Poof poofety!
Kags: where am I?
Kouga: hello, my dear Kagome.
Kags: WEEE!!! KOUGA!
Kouga: ^_^; sssoo blissful!
Lyco: now that’s settled.
Kakashi: Lycoris, if you don’t mind, Sasuke and Naruto need to train.
Lyco: *curses under breath* okies!
Naru: but im a narrator!
Kakashi: Lyco will just have to pick a temporary one.
Naruto: * gets dragged away*
Sasuke: *follows suit*
Sonic: now what?
Lyco:.......well, I guess I get to pick another narrator. -gotta pick someone I have no feelings for. Otherwise Envy, and Ed will never forgive me.- umm..... I pick..........Margaret! (from madlax)
Poof!
Margaret: huh....... oh, hello Lycoris.
Lyco: my dairi buddy. ^.^
Margaret: am I a narrator?
Lyco: yes.
Margaret: ok. Red shoes.....
Lyco: red shoes......
Ed: oh no. now their gonna be spacing out for ½ the story.
Yugi: is that bad?
Ed: yes! She wont be paying as much attention to me!
Envy: like she pays attention to you anyways!
Roy: its obvious she pays most attention to me!
Shadow: does not!
Dark: ya! She loves ME!
Youko: no, she loves ME!
Lyco & Margaret: red shoes..... where have I seen red shoes before?........................
Ed, Envy, Roy, Dark, Youko, Shadow, Hiei, Marik and Bakura: * start an all out battle*
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Meanwhile,
AD: Yash-chan! Hurry up and find the scent of celery!
Yash: I’m workin on it! Kami!
AD: poor Bobulus, and Bobert, and Bobal are lonely. Omg............ can it be! I totaly for got about celery stick man! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: what was that?
Lyco: I think AD finally realized I ate celery stick man.
Gir: I saw a squirrel! It looked like this! *does an impression of a squirrel*
Lyco: I LLLOOOVVVEEE YOU GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: HUH?
Even the battle stops to find Lycoris hugging Gir.
Poof.
Madlax: Lyco-imouto, Eleanore wants Margaret home now.
Lyco: oh... okies. Bye bye Dairi buddy!
Margaret: bye! It was fun.
Gir: I wanna cookie.
Lyco: YOUR TOO CUTE GIR-CHAN!!!!!!! *hugs Gir again and gives him cookie*
poof.
Margaret and Madlax: * return to Forget-me-nots-lane, as Lyco calls it*
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Sess: are you sure you want to go through with this, Eclari?
Eclari: Yes, I do. I’m totally ready to commit myself to do this with you.
Sess: it may be painful.
Eclari: worst case scenario, I hurl on you.
*they get on the worlds tallest, fastest, and scariest roller coaster ever*
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Lyco: sooo.......... I guess Marik is a narrator.
Marik: WOOWHO!!
Kurabawa: why him?
Lyco: he was complaining at the beginning of the chapter.
Gir: I love monkeys.
Lyco: I LOVE YOU GIR!
Ed: ggggrrrrr.....
Lyco: hey, Cream, may I ask you a question?
Cream: yes.
Lyco: how come you have such a high squeaky voice?
Cream. ;_; its not fair!
Lyco: aaaahhhhh!!!! my ears!!!!!!
Marik: lets play truth or dare.
Hiei: I will not participate in such a childish human game.
Lyco: great idea Marik! Please play, Hiei. *puppy dog eyes*
Hiei: uuurrrr..... fine!
Lyco:Yay! But 1 rule. If you don’t go through with a dare, you take 1 article of clothing off.- I hope Ed doesn’t go through. *drool*-
Marik: Bakura, truth or dare?
Bakura: dare!
Marik: I dare you to..... make out with Tea.
Bakura and Tea: WHAT?!!
Marik: for 2 minutes.
Bakura: im gonna need mouth wash.
Lyco:*pulls out lystorine* okies, your good to go.
Bakura:* roughly puts his lips against Tea's*
All except Tea and Bakura: *laughing*
Lee: * appears*
Lyco: hey Lee. Where have you been?
Lee: telling Sakura I am no longer obliged to her.
Lyco: okies....
Lee: I am now obliged to you, Lycoris-sama! *holds her hands in his*
Lyco: ok...... you can let go now.
Envy: back off creep! I guess my last lesson wasn’t enough for you!
Envy and Lee: *are now fighting....... again*
Lyco: such is life.
Bakura: its been 2 minutes! Fork over the mouth wash!
Tea: *unconscious from lack of air*
Bakura*chugging mouthwash*
Lyco: hey, I just noticed, where is Miroku?
Roy: I almost don’t wanna know.
Lyco: Agreed.
Bakura: ok, Sonic. Truth or dare?
Sonic: Truth.
Bakura: do you truly love Amy?
Sonic: ummmmmmmmm....... I actually don’t know.
Amy: YES YOU DO! *hits Sonic in head with oversized mallet*
Sonic: OW! THAT HURT! AMY, WE ARE THROUGH!
Amy: YES! IM FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Sonic: Lycoris, truth or dare?
Lycoris: Dare.
Sonic: I dare you to...... sleep in the same bed asYouko
Lycoris: WHA---- YOU’RE A PERV!
Sonic: well, are you going to, or are you going to strip?
Lyco: damn it. Yes, I’ll go through with the dare. Well, it's not like I have a ugly body or something, but it's too cold out here for me to strip.
Sonic: also, considering it’s 12:46 am, we should all hit the hay.
Youko: hahahaheheheh...........
Lycoris: waaaaa..... *Makes the Haunted Mansion appear*
Lyco: my room is this way, Youko..... and Erza will direct all you others to your rooms. Good luck sleeping though. This place IS called the 'Haunted Mansion' for a reason.
All: *gulp*
Lyco and Youko: * walk down a long hallway and the turn into a small library. Lycoris pulls out a book, and inserts it in another book shelf. The shelf opens to reveal another passage way, going up. They finally got to the top, Lycoris open a door to a beautiful room. It's HUGE. It could fit two Sess’s in their true form with room to spare.
Youko: * walks over to the bed*
Lyco: do understand. All we are doing is sleeping together. NOTHING else.
Youko: damn.
Lycoris: *gets into bed*
Youko:* follows suit. Gently pulls her to himself, by pulling her waist*
Youko: don’t worry. Kurama is keeping me from taking advantage of you.
Lycoris: ~must. kill. hedgehog. waaa..... I hate hentai dares!~
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Lyco: done! But Sonic WILL FEEL MY WRATH FOR THAT DARE!
Hiei: I will kill Youko for even thinking about taking advantage of you.
Lyco: thankies!
Marik: -I wish I was in Youko’s place.... sigh-
3N: See ya’ll next Chapter!
Lycoris: NEW CHAPTER!!!!! Naru-chan, wanna do the honors?
Naruto: I feel so loved! Lycoris only owns AD, Eclari and herself. But she wishes she owned Edward Elric.
Hiei:....*casts death glance at Ed*
Marik: hey, how come I’m not a narrator?
Lyco: *coughs*
Naru: your not “specialy” enough.
Lyco: thankies Naru-chan! *hugs him*
Naru: im the luckiest person in the world!
Hiei:* gives Naruto death glares*
Ed, Roy, Envy, Marik, Bakura, Shadow, Sasuke, Dark, Youko, Kurabawa: *also gives him death glares*
Kouga: when do I get a gf?
Lyco: Dunno. Want Kagome? I’ll just strip her of her memories w/ Inu, (heheh... I already erased Yash’s) and take away her power of “sit”.
Kouga :HOT DOG! OH YA!
Poof poofety!
Kags: where am I?
Kouga: hello, my dear Kagome.
Kags: WEEE!!! KOUGA!
Kouga: ^_^; sssoo blissful!
Lyco: now that’s settled.
Kakashi: Lycoris, if you don’t mind, Sasuke and Naruto need to train.
Lyco: *curses under breath* okies!
Naru: but im a narrator!
Kakashi: Lyco will just have to pick a temporary one.
Naruto: * gets dragged away*
Sasuke: *follows suit*
Sonic: now what?
Lyco:.......well, I guess I get to pick another narrator. -gotta pick someone I have no feelings for. Otherwise Envy, and Ed will never forgive me.- umm..... I pick..........Margaret! (from madlax)
Poof!
Margaret: huh....... oh, hello Lycoris.
Lyco: my dairi buddy. ^.^
Margaret: am I a narrator?
Lyco: yes.
Margaret: ok. Red shoes.....
Lyco: red shoes......
Ed: oh no. now their gonna be spacing out for ½ the story.
Yugi: is that bad?
Ed: yes! She wont be paying as much attention to me!
Envy: like she pays attention to you anyways!
Roy: its obvious she pays most attention to me!
Shadow: does not!
Dark: ya! She loves ME!
Youko: no, she loves ME!
Lyco & Margaret: red shoes..... where have I seen red shoes before?........................
Ed, Envy, Roy, Dark, Youko, Shadow, Hiei, Marik and Bakura: * start an all out battle*
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Meanwhile,
AD: Yash-chan! Hurry up and find the scent of celery!
Yash: I’m workin on it! Kami!
AD: poor Bobulus, and Bobert, and Bobal are lonely. Omg............ can it be! I totaly for got about celery stick man! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusuke: what was that?
Lyco: I think AD finally realized I ate celery stick man.
Gir: I saw a squirrel! It looked like this! *does an impression of a squirrel*
Lyco: I LLLOOOVVVEEE YOU GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: HUH?
Even the battle stops to find Lycoris hugging Gir.
Poof.
Madlax: Lyco-imouto, Eleanore wants Margaret home now.
Lyco: oh... okies. Bye bye Dairi buddy!
Margaret: bye! It was fun.
Gir: I wanna cookie.
Lyco: YOUR TOO CUTE GIR-CHAN!!!!!!! *hugs Gir again and gives him cookie*
poof.
Margaret and Madlax: * return to Forget-me-nots-lane, as Lyco calls it*
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Sess: are you sure you want to go through with this, Eclari?
Eclari: Yes, I do. I’m totally ready to commit myself to do this with you.
Sess: it may be painful.
Eclari: worst case scenario, I hurl on you.
*they get on the worlds tallest, fastest, and scariest roller coaster ever*
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Lyco: sooo.......... I guess Marik is a narrator.
Marik: WOOWHO!!
Kurabawa: why him?
Lyco: he was complaining at the beginning of the chapter.
Gir: I love monkeys.
Lyco: I LOVE YOU GIR!
Ed: ggggrrrrr.....
Lyco: hey, Cream, may I ask you a question?
Cream: yes.
Lyco: how come you have such a high squeaky voice?
Cream. ;_; its not fair!
Lyco: aaaahhhhh!!!! my ears!!!!!!
Marik: lets play truth or dare.
Hiei: I will not participate in such a childish human game.
Lyco: great idea Marik! Please play, Hiei. *puppy dog eyes*
Hiei: uuurrrr..... fine!
Lyco:Yay! But 1 rule. If you don’t go through with a dare, you take 1 article of clothing off.- I hope Ed doesn’t go through. *drool*-
Marik: Bakura, truth or dare?
Bakura: dare!
Marik: I dare you to..... make out with Tea.
Bakura and Tea: WHAT?!!
Marik: for 2 minutes.
Bakura: im gonna need mouth wash.
Lyco:*pulls out lystorine* okies, your good to go.
Bakura:* roughly puts his lips against Tea's*
All except Tea and Bakura: *laughing*
Lee: * appears*
Lyco: hey Lee. Where have you been?
Lee: telling Sakura I am no longer obliged to her.
Lyco: okies....
Lee: I am now obliged to you, Lycoris-sama! *holds her hands in his*
Lyco: ok...... you can let go now.
Envy: back off creep! I guess my last lesson wasn’t enough for you!
Envy and Lee: *are now fighting....... again*
Lyco: such is life.
Bakura: its been 2 minutes! Fork over the mouth wash!
Tea: *unconscious from lack of air*
Bakura*chugging mouthwash*
Lyco: hey, I just noticed, where is Miroku?
Roy: I almost don’t wanna know.
Lyco: Agreed.
Bakura: ok, Sonic. Truth or dare?
Sonic: Truth.
Bakura: do you truly love Amy?
Sonic: ummmmmmmmm....... I actually don’t know.
Amy: YES YOU DO! *hits Sonic in head with oversized mallet*
Sonic: OW! THAT HURT! AMY, WE ARE THROUGH!
Amy: YES! IM FREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Sonic: Lycoris, truth or dare?
Lycoris: Dare.
Sonic: I dare you to...... sleep in the same bed asYouko
Lycoris: WHA---- YOU’RE A PERV!
Sonic: well, are you going to, or are you going to strip?
Lyco: damn it. Yes, I’ll go through with the dare. Well, it's not like I have a ugly body or something, but it's too cold out here for me to strip.
Sonic: also, considering it’s 12:46 am, we should all hit the hay.
Youko: hahahaheheheh...........
Lycoris: waaaaa..... *Makes the Haunted Mansion appear*
Lyco: my room is this way, Youko..... and Erza will direct all you others to your rooms. Good luck sleeping though. This place IS called the 'Haunted Mansion' for a reason.
All: *gulp*
Lyco and Youko: * walk down a long hallway and the turn into a small library. Lycoris pulls out a book, and inserts it in another book shelf. The shelf opens to reveal another passage way, going up. They finally got to the top, Lycoris open a door to a beautiful room. It's HUGE. It could fit two Sess’s in their true form with room to spare.
Youko: * walks over to the bed*
Lyco: do understand. All we are doing is sleeping together. NOTHING else.
Youko: damn.
Lycoris: *gets into bed*
Youko:* follows suit. Gently pulls her to himself, by pulling her waist*
Youko: don’t worry. Kurama is keeping me from taking advantage of you.
Lycoris: ~must. kill. hedgehog. waaa..... I hate hentai dares!~
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Lyco: done! But Sonic WILL FEEL MY WRATH FOR THAT DARE!
Hiei: I will kill Youko for even thinking about taking advantage of you.
Lyco: thankies!
Marik: -I wish I was in Youko’s place.... sigh-
3N: See ya’ll next Chapter!