Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ It's All About the Fighting 1 ❯ It's All About the Fighting 1 ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Zetsuni-San 
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.20.2006 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 241 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.20.2006 | Pages: 6 | Words: 3.5K | Visits: 241 | Status: Completed
Warning: Rated I/R Insanely Retarded.
Sephiroth: what do we have here?
Elena: it's another one of her worthless stories.
Misha: HEY!
Reno: you say that all the time.
Athrun: but the title may give it some promise this time.
Misha: just leave and let me write the story.
Inu-Yasha: well it better be a good one the last one sucked beyond all recognition.
Sephiroth: will there be blood and guts?
Vincent: oh Tenshi, is that all you think about.
Sephiroth: * puts hand up to his chin and thinks for a second. * Well… Yeah it is.
Sesshomaru: * goes over, * question?
Misha: * sighs, * what?
Sesshomaru: why are you even doing this?
Misha: man, * clears throat. * I'd been thinking about this for a while now, and a friend asked me the other day to write one on fighting. But
until that friend asked me that, I had forgotten about it, so I decided to do this… are we done here.
Sephiroth: yeah we are cuz' I want to read the results.
It's all about the fighting.
(Today the Budokai stadium is filled with contestants from all over and I do mean all over. I could go on about the people that's here but lets get down to
the reason we're all here, fighting.)
Announcer Jin: well today's gonna be full of mayhem wouldn't you say Mai Valentine.
Announcer Mai: * playing the new Yu-Gi-Oh game for the Game Boy advanced. * Yeah, I guess so.
Jin: if you all are ready for the violence make some noise.
The crowed: * cheers. *
Jin: * puts his hand up to his ear, * what, I can't hear…
Mai: * still on the Game Boy, * will you just start them off.
Jin: * nods, * alright here are the rules. Rule 1: If the contestant falls out of the ring he or she will be disqualified. Rule 2: No killing if contestant is
unconscious.
Mai: * still playing, * in other words folks if the opponent is awake kill'em if not don't.
Jin: now round one kiba fighting in human form versus Marik.
Marik: * with his duel disk, * I see you have chosen to stay human kiba. * He places a card face down. *
Kiba: * charged at Marik blindly. *
Marik: * revealed his face down card. * Go my black Luster and slaughter this creature.
Kiba: * dodged and kicked it, * I thought you could only summon that with the ritual?
Marik: this fight is about killing people for fun who cares about rituals and sacrifices. Black Luster I want you to kill him at all cost. * The
duel monster charged after Kiba. *
Jin: WOW! folks this could be it for Kiba, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO THROW IN THE TOWLE!
Mai: * is 'still' playing that game, * it's just a dumb card.
Jin: it looks like Kiba is taking some damage for that duel monster card.
Tsume: * from the sidelines, * KIBA! You're not gonna let a piece of cardboard push you around are you.
Kiba: * spiting out a few drops of blood. * Alright, come on you-you piece of paper! * he grabbed the Black Luster soldier, taking it's sword and killing
it. *
Marik: fine, there is more where that came from. * He looked down.
Kiba: * run up to Marik chopping his arm with dueling disk on it off. *
Marik: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Kiba: * then took Marik's head off, spilling blood everywhere. * Yes, I did it.
Tsume, Toboe and Hiege: * turned into wolves and started howling. *
Jin: and we have our winner Kiba will be moving on to the next rounds.
(There was a shot fired from the audience hitting Kiba through the eye killing him instantly.)
Jin: OH! I guess he want be making it.
Mai: * finally looks at the ring, * hmm, is the even allowed?
Jin: well, there most certainly wasn't anything in the rules stating that you couldn't.
Mai: * leans up to the mic, * hey, Joey if you're there could you be pale and get me a soda. * Leans back and starts playing again. *
Jin: time for round two Talim versus lady Noh of the Oda army.
Talim: * gets in her ready stance, * daijoubu, Talim yosh.
Noh: hmm.. You think that'll save you. * Takes out her daggers. *
Talim: * starts to spin her elbow blades rapidly. *
Noh: oh, and what's this called.
Talim: let just fight you talk too much.
Noh: argh! No one talks to me that way. * she ran and slid under Talim just enough to kick her in the nose knocking some blood from her nose. *
Jin: Whoa! That's gotta hurt.
Talim: * drew back slashing Noh across her face leaving a scar similar to Leon's. *
Squall: * rubbed his scar, and sighed. *
Noh: * used her clothes to wipe some of the blood off. * Why you little wench! * She unleashed a rain shower of bombs on Talim. *
Kilik: * on the sidelines, * come on Talim get up you can beat this trash beat you.
Nobunaga: * grabs Kilik's neck, * what did you say about Noh.
Kilik: * was struggling for air, * no-nothing sir.
Nobunaga: that is what I thought. * He let Kilik go. *
Talim: * used the last ounce of her strength to tackle Noh. She drove her elbow blade through the taller woman killing her, sending them both out of the
ring. *
Jin: WOO! That was some finish, and lady Noh is dead. * Read the screen, * but there is one more thing.. It would seem that Noh has landed on top of Talim declaring that, we have our first dead winner.
Mai: * still playing, * let me get this striate, Noh is dead but some how land on Talim when they flew out of the ring.
Jin: round Three my grandfather Heihachi Mishima Versus Koga. Cue battle music for Heihachi from Tekken Tag.
Heihachi: get ready wolf demon. * jumped into the air coming down on Koga's head engraving it on the ground. *
Koga: * grunted, kicking Heihachi back and flew at him with a haracaine
punch. * I'm ending this here and now.
Heihachi: * chuckled hard. * Little wolf, is that what you think. * He warpped
behind Koga and kicked him in the back nearly breaking his spinal colum. * Ha
and I thought it was ending here and now.
Koga: * jumped up with a battle cry and charged at Heihachi Tarnado style
kicking his head off. * You happy now, I ended it.
Mai: THE WINNER IS KOGA OF THE WOLF DEMON TRIBE!
Jin: well, that certainly didn't last very long, and now for our next fight. WE
HAVE DARCIA VS. VICIOUS!
Darcia: * lifted his eyepatch causing Vicious to fall asleep. * Now. * He went
in for the kill. *
(There was a shot fired and it grazed Darcia causing the sleep affect to wear
off.)
Jin: Now who the hell shot that this time!
Vicious: * looked and saw Spike with his gun. * Spike did you just try and
help me?
Spike: Hell no, I missed is all.
Mai: * leaned up to the mic. * Spike, if you don't take your seat, I will be
forced to remove you myself.
Spike: * walked off. *
Vicious: * charged at Darcia drawing his sword. *
Darcia: that's a weak attack if there ever was one. * He jump up so that he
would flip over Vicious. *
Vicious: * quickly slashed the back of Darcias' leg. * Was that weak enough
for you. * He ran at Darcia once more. *
Darcia: * rolled forward just under Vicious right side, slitting his right side.*
Jin: Yeah, folks these two my last a long time.
Darcia: * looked at Jin, * that's what he think. * He then charged at Vicious about to remove his patch. *
Vicious: * aimed his gun right at Darcia, * I told I know that move. * He shot Darcia left out. *
Darcia: argh! AAHHHHH! * He grbbed his face. * Why you, you're gonna pay for that. * He threw sword like a boomerang. *
Vicious: * drew his sword knock the sword back to Darcia's hand. *
Jin: this gonna be one of those battles don't you think so Mai.
Mai: * put the game down for once. * Hey Jin you might be right.
Darcia: * turned into a wolf and dashed at Vicious with everything that he was. *
Vicious: * tried avoiding it but Darcia jumped right through him, spilling blood and guts. * AH! No, this cannot be. * He falls dead. *
Jin: and we have our winner, DARCIA!
Mai: WOW! I haven't seen this much blood in one place since; Freiza stuck his horn through Krillin.
Jin: I'll say Mai, anyway up for our fifth round. RANMARU VS. RUFUS!
Ranmaru: * charging his mouso gauge, * you are no match for the might of my Heavy Katana.
Rufus: * cocked his shotgun, * ha, ha, ha, ha. Whatever you say little boy. * He fired his gun at Ranmaru. *
Ranmaru: * jumped and lashed forward, * you coward try using contact tactics instead.
Rufus: * used his gun as a blocking tool. * I use contact strategies. * He shot Ranmaru in his right leg. * How's that for contact.
Ranmaru: * ran at Rufus sticking his sword in the ground catapulting him feet first at Rufus's chest.
Rufus: * flew to the ground sliding to the edge of the ring. * Argh! No I won't lose to you, you are just a dumb kid.
Ranmaru: * ran swing his sword. * Shi-ne!
Rufus: * rolled behind Ranmaru kick him in the back. *
Ranmaru: * flew off the ring once again stabbing his sword into the ground. *
The crowed: * gasped. *
Ranmaru: * was in a headstand over his sword. * How is this for a kid. * He flipped back into the ring and took his Kenpo stance. *
Jin: * looking at Mai, * there you have folks a beautiful display of talent.
Mai: * drinking her soda, * why don't you try looking at the ring bright boy.
Jin: * now looking at the ring, * oh, what's this Ranmaru has left his weapon embedded in the ground outside the ring.
Rufus: * aiming the gun right in Ranmaru's face. * You think you can fight me with out your toy. * He starts laugh. *
Barret: * from the sidelines. * Yo, man I hope da foo dies!
Cloud: you said it.
Nobunaga: * flew into ring and sliced Rufus in two. *
Mai: Jin you know that's not allowed.
Jin: well why don't you go down there and tell them that yourself.
Mai: but you know how mad Katana will be.
Jin: who's katana?
Mai: the boss, duh.
Sephiroth: * growls, * that vermin took my idea.
Reno: * drinking some Jack Daniel's, * that just means that all you bad guys think a like. So, try changing up a bit.
Nobunaga: HA, HA, HA, HA! Ranmaru time for you to finally die.
Ranmaru: why? Lord Nobunaga.
Nobunaga: because I never liked you, that's why.
Ranmaru: * dashed at Nobunaga with a flurry of punches and kicks. *
Nobunaga: * just laughed and laughed until he got kicked in the mouth. * Ugh! How dare you?
Ranmaru: Lord Mitsuhide I should of listened to you.
Mitsuhide: yeah, you should have but you didn't. * He stepped into the ring and threw Ranmaru his sword. *
Ranmaru: How? But I killed you my Lord.
Mitsuhide: no, that wasn't I that was a Hi Technology manufactured robot from the future.
Nobunaga: * flew across the ring slashing his sword any and everywhere he could. *
Mai: that's it Jin now I know you are not letting that pass.
Jin: * sighs, and leans up to the mic. * Can I have a Lord Mitsuhide, step out of the ring.
(Mitsuhide and Ranmaru teamed up and took out Nobunaga.)
Mai: *takes the mic, * I don't want see another mishap like this again. * She looked at Jin. *
Jin: (. . . . . .) * he is tugging at his tie. *
Mai: NOW FOR OUR NEXT FIGHT. WE HAVE VASH THE STAMPED VERSUS AYA FUJIMIYA!
Vash: * takes off his shades, * I'm sorry my love I can hold back.
Aya: you should try talking to the opponent not yourself.
Vash: * pulled both guns, * Daijoubu, Vash just end this as quick as possible. * He vanished and reappeared behind Aya putting the gun up to the back of his head. *
Aya: * jumped into the air and came down head first with his sword. * Art flash.
Ellis: * makes a face, * Eiji, that man stole my move.
Eiji: * laughed. *
Kaiyin: * put his hand on her head, * it looks better with him anyway.
Vash: * stumbled to the ground, and got up. * you know you're really startin' to get on my last one.
Aya: * had a blank look. * Last one of what.
Vash: never mind, g-d you're dumb. * He put both of his guns together transforming his right arm into a powerful mega cannon, unloading it at Aya. *
Aya: * moved sideways, throwing his sword at Vashs' hand defusing it. *
Vash: * threw one of his guns at Aya. *
Aya: * dodge it. * You're way to ignorint to let win. * He charged at Vash,
cutting him across the chest with his sword and kicking out the ring. * Hmph.
Omi: you're lucky that Aya has let you live.
Ken&Youji: Go Aya!
Mai: RING OUT, THE WINNER AYA!
Jin: that what some fight!
Tifa: Cloud, why didn't you join in?
Cloud: cuz' Sephiroth is in it, now get off my back about woman dang.
Barret: oh, so you a chicken now is that it.
Cloud: NO! If I killed him once, I wouldn't feel like doing it again.
Tifa: point taken.
Jin: * leans up way from Mai's lab top, * AND NOW FOR THE FINAL FIGHT OF THE DAY SEPHIROTH VERSUS HIMURA A K A IN JAPAN THE HITOKIRI BOUTOSAI THE MAN SLAYER!
Mai: this gonna be the best fight ever! * Leans up to the mic, * oh, Bakura could you be a dear and get something from the golden
arches! * Leans back. *
Kenshin: draw your weapon so we can end this.
Sephiroth: * put his hand up calling froth his Masamune. * My death be with you.
Sanosuke: you know with Kenshin in his more peaceful mode he can't win.
Koaru: SANOSUKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! We don't want Kenshin going back to being a man slayer.
Sanosuke: are you done with your speech missy?
Yahiko: * hit Koaru with the wooden sword knocking her out cold. * HEY KENSHIN EVERYTHING'S ALL SET!
Sephiroth: * has just finished his Omini Slash attack on Kenshin. *
Kenshin: * had cuts all over, but regardless still went into Boutosai mode. * I hope you are ready to meet your end. * He started wrapping around the ring and with every wrap he slashed Sephiroth. *
Sephiroth: * finally he broke away from Kenshin's sword he jumped into a falling kick. * Ryusankyo! * he came down on Kenshin. *
Kenshin: * looked bloody bruised and battered. *
Sephiroth: I bet anything that you could never stand up to another one of my Omini Slash attacks. * He powered up. * Prepare yourself.
Kenshin: * ran up to Sephiroth flipping the blade so that it would cut. * Ryusuisen! * He performed his most famous attack. *
Sephiroth: * flewout of the ring nearly hitting the ground. He floated back into the ring. * I will compliment you for that attack it almost had out, however you 'will' have to do better then that.
Jin: THIS IS IT!
Mai: what is it?
Jin: this fight it's-it's amazing it is almost the best fight I'd ever seen.
Mai: really what's the best one?
Jin: I was visiting the world of DBZ and they held this Tournament. Goku
and Vegeta were do to fight but they left, anyway they instantly reappeared
in the ring and they fought like nobody's business.
Mai: I wish I could have been there to see it man that sound's like a good fight.
(Kenshin and Sephiroth sword fought with their most etiquette attacks, blood was everywhere.)
Sephiroth: you should give up you can hardly stand up. * He started laughing. *
Kenshin: your one to talk, with all those scars and that damaged sword. Hmm, it would never hold up against my Ryusuisen attack again. * He ready himself
for another attack. *
Sephiroth: you know what, you are absolutely right maybe we should quit while we're alive.
The crowed: * got completely quite. *
Cloud: * got anger, * how come he wasn't so nice to me. * He growled. *
Reno: I think that Sehpiroth should had beer or somethin' before his battle.
Squall: why? So, he can be just as drunk as you.
Aeris: * whispered in Cloud's ear. * I think that man slayer guy should win.
Red Xlll: that kenshin has gotta be the most stupidest person in the world to believe that man.
Sephiroth: lets just shake and declare this a draw alright.
Kenshin: * gave a nod and went over. *
Sephiroth: * grinned evilly as Kenshin approached. He then stuck at Kenshin. *
Kenshin: * caught Sephiroth's hand smacked him in the face with the butt of the sword, rendering him unconscious. * I knew you'd try something like
this, that I did. And that was the most futile, move you could of made that it was. * the body turned into black feathers.*KUSO!
Sephiroth: * runs up behind Kenshin kicking him in the head knocking him out the ring. * You almost had me for a minute there, I have to hand it to you. However, I didn't become a General for nothing. * he walks off. *
Koaru: * woke up, * oh did Kenshin win.
Sanosuke: nup, he didn't.
Jin and Mai: AND THE WINNER IS SEPHIROTH!
Mai: everyone is required to have three days of rest. So, see you in three days.
(The End.)
Sephiroth: Misha! Why did I win right away?
Misha: cuz' you were fighting Kenshin.
Sephiroth: that made no sense what so ever.
Reno: you know I do not have or talk about a drink like that.
Rude, Elena, and Reeve: yeah, you do.
Rufus: do you really think that Nobunaga is stronger then my gun Misha?
Misha: * lying to him. * No, of course not your gun is way to strong for him.
Barret: yo, why you lyin' to da man. You know his gun is weak.
Misha: BARRET! Shut up, gosh!
Aoshi: why'd you let that little runt Ranmaru ues my skill.
Ranmaru: I am not a runt.
Aoshi: of the oniwabun clan shares his moves with no one.
Kenshin: Aoshi, I think Misao is calling you.
Misha: MITE! IT IS JUST A STORY YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE YA'LL ARE REALLY DEAD!
Amidamaru: some of us are you know.
Cloud: I hope you write another one.
Misha: I will, now go away.
(That is all the stupidity for now, be sure and tune in for more stupidity and the next chapter of "It's all about the fighting: part two Evil Takes the Budokai stadium.)
I already have chapter 2 typed out just say the word and you'll get it.
Sephiroth: what do we have here?
Elena: it's another one of her worthless stories.
Misha: HEY!
Reno: you say that all the time.
Athrun: but the title may give it some promise this time.
Misha: just leave and let me write the story.
Inu-Yasha: well it better be a good one the last one sucked beyond all recognition.
Sephiroth: will there be blood and guts?
Vincent: oh Tenshi, is that all you think about.
Sephiroth: * puts hand up to his chin and thinks for a second. * Well… Yeah it is.
Sesshomaru: * goes over, * question?
Misha: * sighs, * what?
Sesshomaru: why are you even doing this?
Misha: man, * clears throat. * I'd been thinking about this for a while now, and a friend asked me the other day to write one on fighting. But
until that friend asked me that, I had forgotten about it, so I decided to do this… are we done here.
Sephiroth: yeah we are cuz' I want to read the results.
It's all about the fighting.
(Today the Budokai stadium is filled with contestants from all over and I do mean all over. I could go on about the people that's here but lets get down to
the reason we're all here, fighting.)
Announcer Jin: well today's gonna be full of mayhem wouldn't you say Mai Valentine.
Announcer Mai: * playing the new Yu-Gi-Oh game for the Game Boy advanced. * Yeah, I guess so.
Jin: if you all are ready for the violence make some noise.
The crowed: * cheers. *
Jin: * puts his hand up to his ear, * what, I can't hear…
Mai: * still on the Game Boy, * will you just start them off.
Jin: * nods, * alright here are the rules. Rule 1: If the contestant falls out of the ring he or she will be disqualified. Rule 2: No killing if contestant is
unconscious.
Mai: * still playing, * in other words folks if the opponent is awake kill'em if not don't.
Jin: now round one kiba fighting in human form versus Marik.
Marik: * with his duel disk, * I see you have chosen to stay human kiba. * He places a card face down. *
Kiba: * charged at Marik blindly. *
Marik: * revealed his face down card. * Go my black Luster and slaughter this creature.
Kiba: * dodged and kicked it, * I thought you could only summon that with the ritual?
Marik: this fight is about killing people for fun who cares about rituals and sacrifices. Black Luster I want you to kill him at all cost. * The
duel monster charged after Kiba. *
Jin: WOW! folks this could be it for Kiba, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR HIM TO THROW IN THE TOWLE!
Mai: * is 'still' playing that game, * it's just a dumb card.
Jin: it looks like Kiba is taking some damage for that duel monster card.
Tsume: * from the sidelines, * KIBA! You're not gonna let a piece of cardboard push you around are you.
Kiba: * spiting out a few drops of blood. * Alright, come on you-you piece of paper! * he grabbed the Black Luster soldier, taking it's sword and killing
it. *
Marik: fine, there is more where that came from. * He looked down.
Kiba: * run up to Marik chopping his arm with dueling disk on it off. *
Marik: NNNOOOOOOOOOO!
Kiba: * then took Marik's head off, spilling blood everywhere. * Yes, I did it.
Tsume, Toboe and Hiege: * turned into wolves and started howling. *
Jin: and we have our winner Kiba will be moving on to the next rounds.
(There was a shot fired from the audience hitting Kiba through the eye killing him instantly.)
Jin: OH! I guess he want be making it.
Mai: * finally looks at the ring, * hmm, is the even allowed?
Jin: well, there most certainly wasn't anything in the rules stating that you couldn't.
Mai: * leans up to the mic, * hey, Joey if you're there could you be pale and get me a soda. * Leans back and starts playing again. *
Jin: time for round two Talim versus lady Noh of the Oda army.
Talim: * gets in her ready stance, * daijoubu, Talim yosh.
Noh: hmm.. You think that'll save you. * Takes out her daggers. *
Talim: * starts to spin her elbow blades rapidly. *
Noh: oh, and what's this called.
Talim: let just fight you talk too much.
Noh: argh! No one talks to me that way. * she ran and slid under Talim just enough to kick her in the nose knocking some blood from her nose. *
Jin: Whoa! That's gotta hurt.
Talim: * drew back slashing Noh across her face leaving a scar similar to Leon's. *
Squall: * rubbed his scar, and sighed. *
Noh: * used her clothes to wipe some of the blood off. * Why you little wench! * She unleashed a rain shower of bombs on Talim. *
Kilik: * on the sidelines, * come on Talim get up you can beat this trash beat you.
Nobunaga: * grabs Kilik's neck, * what did you say about Noh.
Kilik: * was struggling for air, * no-nothing sir.
Nobunaga: that is what I thought. * He let Kilik go. *
Talim: * used the last ounce of her strength to tackle Noh. She drove her elbow blade through the taller woman killing her, sending them both out of the
ring. *
Jin: WOO! That was some finish, and lady Noh is dead. * Read the screen, * but there is one more thing.. It would seem that Noh has landed on top of Talim declaring that, we have our first dead winner.
Mai: * still playing, * let me get this striate, Noh is dead but some how land on Talim when they flew out of the ring.
Jin: round Three my grandfather Heihachi Mishima Versus Koga. Cue battle music for Heihachi from Tekken Tag.
Heihachi: get ready wolf demon. * jumped into the air coming down on Koga's head engraving it on the ground. *
Koga: * grunted, kicking Heihachi back and flew at him with a haracaine
punch. * I'm ending this here and now.
Heihachi: * chuckled hard. * Little wolf, is that what you think. * He warpped
behind Koga and kicked him in the back nearly breaking his spinal colum. * Ha
and I thought it was ending here and now.
Koga: * jumped up with a battle cry and charged at Heihachi Tarnado style
kicking his head off. * You happy now, I ended it.
Mai: THE WINNER IS KOGA OF THE WOLF DEMON TRIBE!
Jin: well, that certainly didn't last very long, and now for our next fight. WE
HAVE DARCIA VS. VICIOUS!
Darcia: * lifted his eyepatch causing Vicious to fall asleep. * Now. * He went
in for the kill. *
(There was a shot fired and it grazed Darcia causing the sleep affect to wear
off.)
Jin: Now who the hell shot that this time!
Vicious: * looked and saw Spike with his gun. * Spike did you just try and
help me?
Spike: Hell no, I missed is all.
Mai: * leaned up to the mic. * Spike, if you don't take your seat, I will be
forced to remove you myself.
Spike: * walked off. *
Vicious: * charged at Darcia drawing his sword. *
Darcia: that's a weak attack if there ever was one. * He jump up so that he
would flip over Vicious. *
Vicious: * quickly slashed the back of Darcias' leg. * Was that weak enough
for you. * He ran at Darcia once more. *
Darcia: * rolled forward just under Vicious right side, slitting his right side.*
Jin: Yeah, folks these two my last a long time.
Darcia: * looked at Jin, * that's what he think. * He then charged at Vicious about to remove his patch. *
Vicious: * aimed his gun right at Darcia, * I told I know that move. * He shot Darcia left out. *
Darcia: argh! AAHHHHH! * He grbbed his face. * Why you, you're gonna pay for that. * He threw sword like a boomerang. *
Vicious: * drew his sword knock the sword back to Darcia's hand. *
Jin: this gonna be one of those battles don't you think so Mai.
Mai: * put the game down for once. * Hey Jin you might be right.
Darcia: * turned into a wolf and dashed at Vicious with everything that he was. *
Vicious: * tried avoiding it but Darcia jumped right through him, spilling blood and guts. * AH! No, this cannot be. * He falls dead. *
Jin: and we have our winner, DARCIA!
Mai: WOW! I haven't seen this much blood in one place since; Freiza stuck his horn through Krillin.
Jin: I'll say Mai, anyway up for our fifth round. RANMARU VS. RUFUS!
Ranmaru: * charging his mouso gauge, * you are no match for the might of my Heavy Katana.
Rufus: * cocked his shotgun, * ha, ha, ha, ha. Whatever you say little boy. * He fired his gun at Ranmaru. *
Ranmaru: * jumped and lashed forward, * you coward try using contact tactics instead.
Rufus: * used his gun as a blocking tool. * I use contact strategies. * He shot Ranmaru in his right leg. * How's that for contact.
Ranmaru: * ran at Rufus sticking his sword in the ground catapulting him feet first at Rufus's chest.
Rufus: * flew to the ground sliding to the edge of the ring. * Argh! No I won't lose to you, you are just a dumb kid.
Ranmaru: * ran swing his sword. * Shi-ne!
Rufus: * rolled behind Ranmaru kick him in the back. *
Ranmaru: * flew off the ring once again stabbing his sword into the ground. *
The crowed: * gasped. *
Ranmaru: * was in a headstand over his sword. * How is this for a kid. * He flipped back into the ring and took his Kenpo stance. *
Jin: * looking at Mai, * there you have folks a beautiful display of talent.
Mai: * drinking her soda, * why don't you try looking at the ring bright boy.
Jin: * now looking at the ring, * oh, what's this Ranmaru has left his weapon embedded in the ground outside the ring.
Rufus: * aiming the gun right in Ranmaru's face. * You think you can fight me with out your toy. * He starts laugh. *
Barret: * from the sidelines. * Yo, man I hope da foo dies!
Cloud: you said it.
Nobunaga: * flew into ring and sliced Rufus in two. *
Mai: Jin you know that's not allowed.
Jin: well why don't you go down there and tell them that yourself.
Mai: but you know how mad Katana will be.
Jin: who's katana?
Mai: the boss, duh.
Sephiroth: * growls, * that vermin took my idea.
Reno: * drinking some Jack Daniel's, * that just means that all you bad guys think a like. So, try changing up a bit.
Nobunaga: HA, HA, HA, HA! Ranmaru time for you to finally die.
Ranmaru: why? Lord Nobunaga.
Nobunaga: because I never liked you, that's why.
Ranmaru: * dashed at Nobunaga with a flurry of punches and kicks. *
Nobunaga: * just laughed and laughed until he got kicked in the mouth. * Ugh! How dare you?
Ranmaru: Lord Mitsuhide I should of listened to you.
Mitsuhide: yeah, you should have but you didn't. * He stepped into the ring and threw Ranmaru his sword. *
Ranmaru: How? But I killed you my Lord.
Mitsuhide: no, that wasn't I that was a Hi Technology manufactured robot from the future.
Nobunaga: * flew across the ring slashing his sword any and everywhere he could. *
Mai: that's it Jin now I know you are not letting that pass.
Jin: * sighs, and leans up to the mic. * Can I have a Lord Mitsuhide, step out of the ring.
(Mitsuhide and Ranmaru teamed up and took out Nobunaga.)
Mai: *takes the mic, * I don't want see another mishap like this again. * She looked at Jin. *
Jin: (. . . . . .) * he is tugging at his tie. *
Mai: NOW FOR OUR NEXT FIGHT. WE HAVE VASH THE STAMPED VERSUS AYA FUJIMIYA!
Vash: * takes off his shades, * I'm sorry my love I can hold back.
Aya: you should try talking to the opponent not yourself.
Vash: * pulled both guns, * Daijoubu, Vash just end this as quick as possible. * He vanished and reappeared behind Aya putting the gun up to the back of his head. *
Aya: * jumped into the air and came down head first with his sword. * Art flash.
Ellis: * makes a face, * Eiji, that man stole my move.
Eiji: * laughed. *
Kaiyin: * put his hand on her head, * it looks better with him anyway.
Vash: * stumbled to the ground, and got up. * you know you're really startin' to get on my last one.
Aya: * had a blank look. * Last one of what.
Vash: never mind, g-d you're dumb. * He put both of his guns together transforming his right arm into a powerful mega cannon, unloading it at Aya. *
Aya: * moved sideways, throwing his sword at Vashs' hand defusing it. *
Vash: * threw one of his guns at Aya. *
Aya: * dodge it. * You're way to ignorint to let win. * He charged at Vash,
cutting him across the chest with his sword and kicking out the ring. * Hmph.
Omi: you're lucky that Aya has let you live.
Ken&Youji: Go Aya!
Mai: RING OUT, THE WINNER AYA!
Jin: that what some fight!
Tifa: Cloud, why didn't you join in?
Cloud: cuz' Sephiroth is in it, now get off my back about woman dang.
Barret: oh, so you a chicken now is that it.
Cloud: NO! If I killed him once, I wouldn't feel like doing it again.
Tifa: point taken.
Jin: * leans up way from Mai's lab top, * AND NOW FOR THE FINAL FIGHT OF THE DAY SEPHIROTH VERSUS HIMURA A K A IN JAPAN THE HITOKIRI BOUTOSAI THE MAN SLAYER!
Mai: this gonna be the best fight ever! * Leans up to the mic, * oh, Bakura could you be a dear and get something from the golden
arches! * Leans back. *
Kenshin: draw your weapon so we can end this.
Sephiroth: * put his hand up calling froth his Masamune. * My death be with you.
Sanosuke: you know with Kenshin in his more peaceful mode he can't win.
Koaru: SANOSUKE, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! We don't want Kenshin going back to being a man slayer.
Sanosuke: are you done with your speech missy?
Yahiko: * hit Koaru with the wooden sword knocking her out cold. * HEY KENSHIN EVERYTHING'S ALL SET!
Sephiroth: * has just finished his Omini Slash attack on Kenshin. *
Kenshin: * had cuts all over, but regardless still went into Boutosai mode. * I hope you are ready to meet your end. * He started wrapping around the ring and with every wrap he slashed Sephiroth. *
Sephiroth: * finally he broke away from Kenshin's sword he jumped into a falling kick. * Ryusankyo! * he came down on Kenshin. *
Kenshin: * looked bloody bruised and battered. *
Sephiroth: I bet anything that you could never stand up to another one of my Omini Slash attacks. * He powered up. * Prepare yourself.
Kenshin: * ran up to Sephiroth flipping the blade so that it would cut. * Ryusuisen! * He performed his most famous attack. *
Sephiroth: * flewout of the ring nearly hitting the ground. He floated back into the ring. * I will compliment you for that attack it almost had out, however you 'will' have to do better then that.
Jin: THIS IS IT!
Mai: what is it?
Jin: this fight it's-it's amazing it is almost the best fight I'd ever seen.
Mai: really what's the best one?
Jin: I was visiting the world of DBZ and they held this Tournament. Goku
and Vegeta were do to fight but they left, anyway they instantly reappeared
in the ring and they fought like nobody's business.
Mai: I wish I could have been there to see it man that sound's like a good fight.
(Kenshin and Sephiroth sword fought with their most etiquette attacks, blood was everywhere.)
Sephiroth: you should give up you can hardly stand up. * He started laughing. *
Kenshin: your one to talk, with all those scars and that damaged sword. Hmm, it would never hold up against my Ryusuisen attack again. * He ready himself
for another attack. *
Sephiroth: you know what, you are absolutely right maybe we should quit while we're alive.
The crowed: * got completely quite. *
Cloud: * got anger, * how come he wasn't so nice to me. * He growled. *
Reno: I think that Sehpiroth should had beer or somethin' before his battle.
Squall: why? So, he can be just as drunk as you.
Aeris: * whispered in Cloud's ear. * I think that man slayer guy should win.
Red Xlll: that kenshin has gotta be the most stupidest person in the world to believe that man.
Sephiroth: lets just shake and declare this a draw alright.
Kenshin: * gave a nod and went over. *
Sephiroth: * grinned evilly as Kenshin approached. He then stuck at Kenshin. *
Kenshin: * caught Sephiroth's hand smacked him in the face with the butt of the sword, rendering him unconscious. * I knew you'd try something like
this, that I did. And that was the most futile, move you could of made that it was. * the body turned into black feathers.*KUSO!
Sephiroth: * runs up behind Kenshin kicking him in the head knocking him out the ring. * You almost had me for a minute there, I have to hand it to you. However, I didn't become a General for nothing. * he walks off. *
Koaru: * woke up, * oh did Kenshin win.
Sanosuke: nup, he didn't.
Jin and Mai: AND THE WINNER IS SEPHIROTH!
Mai: everyone is required to have three days of rest. So, see you in three days.
(The End.)
Sephiroth: Misha! Why did I win right away?
Misha: cuz' you were fighting Kenshin.
Sephiroth: that made no sense what so ever.
Reno: you know I do not have or talk about a drink like that.
Rude, Elena, and Reeve: yeah, you do.
Rufus: do you really think that Nobunaga is stronger then my gun Misha?
Misha: * lying to him. * No, of course not your gun is way to strong for him.
Barret: yo, why you lyin' to da man. You know his gun is weak.
Misha: BARRET! Shut up, gosh!
Aoshi: why'd you let that little runt Ranmaru ues my skill.
Ranmaru: I am not a runt.
Aoshi: of the oniwabun clan shares his moves with no one.
Kenshin: Aoshi, I think Misao is calling you.
Misha: MITE! IT IS JUST A STORY YOU GUYS ARE ACTING LIKE YA'LL ARE REALLY DEAD!
Amidamaru: some of us are you know.
Cloud: I hope you write another one.
Misha: I will, now go away.
(That is all the stupidity for now, be sure and tune in for more stupidity and the next chapter of "It's all about the fighting: part two Evil Takes the Budokai stadium.)
I already have chapter 2 typed out just say the word and you'll get it.