Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Rob's Stupid Story ❯ The Sorting ( Chapter 1 )

Rob: Hello people out there, I can hear you people breathing out there, especially those people who are next to me, wait….. KAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kat: Rob, I'm hungry….

Rob: Why, of all times, do you have to bug me about food!?!?!?!?!

Kat: You want a bug? Ok *Pulls Mr. Ant out of mid-air*

Rob: YOU KNOW I HATE ANTS!!!!!

Kat: But he's so cute *Mr. Ant shows puppy eyes*

Rob: Last time I fell for that I got bite and it swell to the size of a watermelon.

Mousey: LUCY, I'M HOME!!

Rob: Not again…

Kat: Hi Mousey! Rob make me lunch!

Rob: Fine *leaves room*

Kat: Now that we have you all interested, WELCOME TO ROB'S MANSION/FORTRESS!!!!!!!!!

Mousey: Kat, not so loud.. * All people in audience are blown away or knocked over*

Kat: Ohh sorry people. * Rob comes back*

Rob: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING YOU TWO!?!?!?!?!?

Kat:?

Mousey: We're just telling them about the story.

Rob: Oh fine, well HELLO PEOPLE!! WELCOME TO ROB'S FANFIC!!!

Mousey: Really? Wow.

Rob: Ok, now for the disclaimer, ZERO!!!!

Zero: You're lucky you're paying me.

Rob: Just say the disclaimer.

Zero: Rob owns NOTHING except Mousey, his mansion, and his property, oh and Bunny.

Rob: Good, now to the fanfic!

Chapter 1: The Sorting

By: Rob Oden

Edited by: Mela Oden

Sonic: Why are we here again?

Tails: Because we were invited.

Sonic: Oh.

Samus: Hi guys!

Sonic&Tails: Hi Samus!

Bowser: I'm here.

Red Link: Why are we waiting out here? I'm bored… *thunder & lighting in background*

Green Link: Aren't you always?

Purple Link: Oh, hi bored!

Blue Link: Ha-ha, very funny, now people, CAN WE HAVE ORDER!?!?!?!?!

Rob: Thank you Blue. Now people, I invited you here for-

Bowser: For cookies?

Rob: No, Bowser. We are going to play Survivor!!!!!!

Everyone in audience except Blue Link: YEAH!!!!!!!

Kat: What's Survivor? *everyone anime fall*

Rob: We are going to play my version of Survivor! Ok, now for name of the contestants and their partners:

B. Link & Yoshi (black), (Yoshi: I'm hungry)

Sonic & Hiei (Hiei: Hn.),

Tails & O'Neill (O'Neill: When did I get here…Where the h*ll am I?!),

P. Link & Kat (Kat: But I wanted to be with Kurama),

Bowser & Ganondorf (*cough* ganondork *cough*),

R. Link & Samus, (R. link: Are we starting yet?)

Mousey & Bunny (Mousey: I will take all the UNCLAIMED cheese!),

G. Link & Thing (Thing: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!),

Tas & Kurama, (Tas: Oh this is yours? *hands Kurama his rose*)

Lash & Doom (Both: WE SHALL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!)

King Boo & Luigi, (Luigi: WAHA, I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH HIM!)

Pikachu & Zero (Zero: Why am I paired with a mouse. Pikachu: Picka…),

Thrall & Thor (Thor: Rob, why am I here again?),

Sakura & Umi, (Sakura: Phwee?)

(Yukito) Yue & Duo, (Dou: Man, your like Heero and Quatre put together.)

Yugi & Koryu (Koryu: Man, why do I have to pair up with shorty here?)

Joey: So who am I paired with?

Rob: You're not in this.

Kat: Then why is he in this?

Rob: But you can help with the commentary & commercials.

Joey: Cool!

Kurabura: Can I help too?!

Joey: Yea!

Kurabura: Cool!

Rob: Looks like we got a pair of dummies.

Kat: Dummies? Where? *looks both ways*

Rob *sweatdrop* Well that's it for today.

Doom: What?!

Bowser: And I didn't get my cookies.

Rob: See ya in the next chapter!

Almost everyone: BUT WAIT!

Mela: Tune in next chapter if you want more dumbness and stupidness.

Kat: Coming soon to the nearest computer to you!

Mela: Isn't Kitty supposed to be here?

Kat: ?

Izzy: Good night and press the purple button before you leave and leave a note wither it will be for good or for evil.

Mela: Translation: review and you can send all the flames you want or all the good reviews you want.

Mela: Question for today: who is shorter; Hiei or Yugi?

Kat: Is there an answer for that?

Mela: Yea but I don't know it.

Izzy: Then why ask the question?

Mela: To see who people think is shorter.

Rob: Beside I know the answer.

Mela: Yea right.

Rob: Well review and I'll update!

Mela: Sure you will.

Rob: See you all next chapter!