Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Sephiroth has a yin and yang!? ❯ Sephiroth has a yin and yang!? ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

If you have read my other story 'Baby sitting for Sesshomaru: Seph the hero?' it has no relation to this stroy at all. These story were typed up by
me 1 to 2 years ago and I will put up more that I've standing by.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and the character named Misha.

Sephiroth has a yin and yang!?

(Misha and Hotohori are in a huge house sitting at the table. Misha
is showing Hotohori something on the internet.)

Misha: * goes to the dragon ball z website *

Hotohori: Wow, this music sounds pretty cool. It sounds a bit better
Then our music on Fushigi.

Misha: Well, I thought your show has some nice music.

Hotohori: Oh, yeah what songs did you like?

Misha: Tokimeki no Doukasen and Itooshi hito no temeni, there where
A few more that I liked as well.

(Sephiroth, Nariko and Tasuki enters, they each take a seat on the couch.
Sephiroth who is obviously hiding something sits down rather slowly.)

Misha: * gives him a look, that says I know you have
Something. *

Sephiroth: * shifts his eyes to look over at Nariko and Tasuki who are
Looking at Anime weekly. Then gets up and goes to the
Kitchen. *

Irvine: * enters humming Mary Jean *

Misha: Where did you hear that song?

Irvine: Cloud and Tifa replayed that song a million times after
We left the Anime Convention yesterday.

Misha: you poor thang.

Sephiroth: * yelling from the kitchen * The word is * thing * Misha,
Don't you know any English?

(Before Misha could reply, there was a bright light from the kitchen,
and Seph comes walking out.)

Hotohori: * looks at Seph strangely *

Sephiroth: * looks way to chipper as he goes over to the couch * Hello.

Misha: * goes over and feels his head * Are you feeling okay?

Sephiroth: What a guy can't be nice when he wants to * almost sounding gay *

Misha: * goes back to her labtop * Not you at least.

Irvine: Agh! Come on now the psycho is gay too.

Sephiroth: * leaves *

Hotohori: At first, he's all evil and I'm one with the planet like, type… Now he's all nice and Sweet. * still look at Dragon Ball Z stuff * What is he mentally disable?

(They hear a sound in the kitchen and they look. Another Seph comes out
out of the kitchen.)

Sephiroth: * notices everyone looking at him * Take a damn picture it'll
Last longer. * goes to sit on the couch *

Misha: * thinks for a second and finally gets an idea * Hey Seph what's
My name?

Sephiroth: * rolls his eyes * oh great, first you can't speak English
And now you don't know your own damn name * looks like he's
Ready to kill someone over a dumb question * Misha what
The hell is wrong with you, and the $%#& is everyone
Looking at me?

Nariko: First off, you just left a second ago, So how'd you come from?
The kitchen.

Sephiroth: You know what? All of you can kiss my ass for all
I care. * leaves *

Tasuki: Whoa! What a jackass.

Irvine: Tell me about it. Sometimes he tries to kill us with his Masamune.

Misha: Oh, shut the hell up Irvine we have ta get to the bottom
Of this.

(The nicer Seph enters.)

Sephiroth: * waves to everyone while sipping some tea * Hey everyone,
I hope I didn't miss anything. * goes in the kitchen and comes out with
some kind of rock in his hand *

Misha: * takes it from him * I'll take that.

Sephiroth: * teary eyed * Well you didn't have to take it all you
Had to do was ask y'know.

Irvine: Oh my. I'M TELLING EVERYONE! * runs for the door, but is stop
By Misha *

Misha: STOP RIGHT THERE!

Rufus: *enters * NANI! * rubs his eyes * he really is crying. *
hits the floor in laughter *

Hotohori: I think I know what's going on here.

Rufus: *still laughing *

Nariko: * goes over * What would that be?

Hotohori: * looks at mesha who is tying Irvine and Rufus to
A chair * It is a talisman, just like on that Jackie Chan cartoon.

Misha: * has finished tying them up * I think we shouldn't have
Let the other one leave. Hotohori and I will go Get cloud, Nariko, you, and Tasuki Go track down the bad Seph and don't Let him see you * looks at Seph who is still Crying * Shut up, damn!

Sephiroth: * shuts up * Well don't look at me. I'm lover not a fighter.

Misha: Can it lover boy, you * are * coming with us So get over it * goes over and they drag him out *

(Meanwhile with the bad Seph who's torturing animals cuz' he can.)

Sephiroth: * has just finished tying a cat by its Tail to a tree * It feels good to be able to torture Again.

????: Hold it right there nether trash.

????: How dare you try to hurt innocent creatures.

Sephiroth: * raises a brow * Oh, and just who's gonna stop me, eh?

????: We are the sailor scouts.

Sailor scout 1: I'm Sailor Mars.

Sailor scout 2: And I'm Sailor Mercury.

(Three more women with Sailor suits jump out.)

Sailor scout 3: I'm Sailor Venus.

Sailor scout 4: I'm Sailor Jupiter.

Sailor scout 5: * taking her most familiar stance * And I'm Sailor Moon champion of justice, I will right wrongs and Triumph over evil * pauses * and that mean you.

Sephiroth: * put on a grin * oh, this should prove to Be entertaining. * pulls out his masamune *

Sailor Mars: You can give it up. We know you work for Neflite and his queen of the nether world.

(Misha, Hotohori and the good seph called cloud for help.)

Sephiroth: * is humming the tune from Sailor Moon *

Tasuki: * walks up with Cloud and Nariko * We found Cloud But no Sephiroth.

Cloud: You guys are joking right; I mean Seph is right there.

Sephiroth: *eyes watering up * Oh, Cloud * gives him a hug *

Cloud: Um. Seph you should really get off me.

Sephiroth: * whipping tears from his eyes * I'm so sorry. The way I ruined your life, how I killed Aerith.

Cloud: * gets behind Misha * ……… Yeah.

Sephiroth: * still sounding some what gay * There was always a part
Of me that wanted to be with a part of you.

Everyone: (!!!!!!!)

Misha: Seph I think it's time you shut up.

Hotohori: Yeah you're really starting to scare me.

Cloud: Could someone tell me why he is nice, and why the hell he wants to be one with me and not the damn planet?

Nariko: Have you seen the Jackie Chan cartoon?

Cloud: * getting impatient * yes, I've seen it.

Nariko: Well Seph over there got hold of the tiger talisman, and well you know what happened next.

Cloud: Oh, great there two and we have the nice one while the pure evil one is still out there with his half of the talisman.

Misha: Yup! Do you have?

Cloud: * cut her off * My buster sword, yeah it's right here. * shows it to her *

Tasuki: Well now that that's over with lets get the other one shell we.

(So, they went off to find the bad Seph. Meanwhile the bad Seph and the
scouts are fighting like mad.)

Sailor Moon: * falls to the ground * Argh! This bites.

Sailor Venus: * put her hands in the air * Venus love chain in circles.

Sephiroth: * grabs it * Are you little girls done, because I'd
Much rather see dead bodies. * Throwing her into a tree *

Sailor Mars: He's way more powerful then Queen Barrel and her people
* takes her stance *

Sailor Mercury: * also took her stance * Mars we must try to hit him at the same time.

Sailor Mars and Sailor Mercury: Mars Celestial fire! Shine aqua illusion!
Ignite! Flare!

Sephiroth: * shrugs it off *

Tuxedo mask: * standing on top of a tree * Girls you should leave this battle for now.

Sailor Jupiter: Why? We were just getting warmed up.

Tuxedo Mask: Damn! You girls should know that he's gonna rip you to pieces!

Sailor Moon: All right girls, lets go.

(They ran off. Misha and the other turn the corner spotting the bad Seph.)

Misha: * Whispering to them as they approach him * We have to get the other half.

Cloud: Yeah cuz' I'm get a little sick of this cry baby over here. * feels Sephs hand on him * Seph, move your damn hand.

Sephiroth: * blushes and moves it away * Sorry, sweetie.

Tasuki: That's it. If I hear anymore mushy mess I think I'll kill them both.

Cloud: * shouts * It's over Seph, you need to recombined with your former self.

Sephiroth: Hm? * turns to see who it is * Oh it's only you.

Misha: IT'S ONLY YOU!! * tries to run at him *

Hotohori: * grabs her * I don't think it'd be wise now.

Sephiroth: Oh, I see you came for the other half of the talisman. * smirks * Well then come and get it.

(FF7 music from when you're fighting a normal boss starts playing.)

Tasuki: * jumped into the air, using his magical fan as a
Flame thrower *

Sephiroth: * flipped his hair back and blocked * What? Is that it?

Sephiroth: * jumping around franticly * Oh, dear. I hope they don't scar my lovely face.

Sephiroth: I would never join that pathetic side of me again.

Cloud: * grins * Oh I wouldn't be so sure * holds up the other half of the talisman *

Sephiroth: * still jumping around * Yay! Way to go my koi.

Misha: * hands the half she took from Seph earlier * For goodness sake just put them together.

Cloud: * put the talisman together * There that should do it.

(The talisman rejoined and there is a bright flash of light and the talisman vanished, and there is only one Sephiroth from what they can see.)

Tasuki: * pushes Nariko * go see if he's back to normal.

Nariko: *hits him over the head * Why don't you take your
Dumb ass over there and see.

Hotohori: No, I have a better suggestion.

Everyone: * looks at him *

Misha: Well, don't just stand there. What the hell is it you have in mind.

Hotohori: * points to Cloud * Cloud should go over to him.

Cloud: * falls to the ground for a second, but then gets up * Why the hell should I be the one to go.

Hotohori: Because, he was in love with you more then anything, and if I'm not
Mistaken in reality he honestly can't stand you to well.

Cloud: Saa, now I see. If he is back to normal, he won't like me.

Hotohori: Precisely, now go.

Cloud: * goes over * Hey Seph.

Sephiroth: * looks shocked at first, but shakes it off * What do you want you little lifeless doll?

Cloud: * looks mad * Oh, he's back to normal all right. * looks at the other's
then back Seph * now can I kill him?

Misha: No.

Cloud: Well then, can I beat him up?

Misha: You two can fight all day; just don't kill each other's.

(Cloud and Sephiroth start fighting like mad.)

Nariko: * looks away from the Anime weekly book * Hey, Misha
Should we tell the two idiots that they have their own Movie coming out?

Misha: Why did you bring that book? Never mind and No, it'll just go to their stupid ass heads. * pauses * Why do I feel like I'm forgetting something.

(At the huge house Irvine and Rufus, are still tied up.)

Irvine: I don't think they're coming back.

Rufus: You know some thing this is all your
Fault.

Irvine: * is getting tired of Rufus * Will someone please
Let me out of here.

(The lights go out, and that ends our feature for today.)

Please tell my what you think of it, this is the first time I've ever posted
my stories. I wasn't trying to be funny or serious in these stories, I was
just typing so I hope you've enjoyed.