Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Sex Angel Ranma ❯ SARPRO ( Prologue )

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters the will appear in this story.

 

“Well here we are, Jesunkyo.” Said an old fat man. He was with a handsome young man with long black and piercing ice blue eyes. Both were dressed in old; white gis and carrying backpacks.

 

“This place doesn't look all that special.” Said the young man, “what is it susspose to be?”

 

“Boy, this is one of the best training grounds in the world!” Said the old man, his companion just scoffed.

 

“Yeah right, okay.” He jumped onto one of the poles. “Show me what you got.”

 

So the elder man hopped on to a pole and they started to fight. Just then someone came trying to warn them that the place was cursed and that it wasn't used anymore. Well, they didn't hear them and the young man knocked his opponent into one of the springs.

 

“Looks like I win!” He said, just then a huge panda came out of the spring. He was shocked. “What the?”

 

“Elder customer knocked into Spring of drowned panda. Tragic story of panda that drowned in spring 2000 year ago.” Said the man, “now whoever falls in spring turn into panda.”

 

The young man was shocked, “okay. You never said anything about this!” As he was ranting and raving, then panda came up and waffled the young man back into another spring. But this was a different kind of spring, meanwhile up in Asgard, someone was watching over him.

 

"Inverse-Incubus?" Porter blinked. "What the blazes is that?"

 

"Oh, in a typical Ranmaverse?" Hebe smiled. "I like."

 

"But what is it?" repeated Porter.

 

"A normal incubus corrupts the souls of young maidens, sowing insanity, hatred, lust, bad karma, things like that," explained Hebe. "A sex demon that addicts his victims to a spiral of degradation and suffering. The inverse incubus, and there was only one prior to this, is a sort of sex-angel."

 

"Huh?" Porter was listening but not quite sure he had the right idea.

 

"As an inverse-incubus, he comes across as quite sensual, attractive, but also kind of unattainable. Very bishonen prince kind of thing," continued Hebe. "You know - floral backgrounds, gleam of teeth, makes lots of girls swoon or try to latch on. It's his kiss that really changes things. Sort of a Cure Disease, Remove Curse, Heal spell with Exorcism and Communion properties. It really is a religious experience. Who's the power he's tapping into?"

 

"Looks like Bast. So his Kiss should qualify as a 3rd Level Sensual Transfiguration, while if he actually does the deed," said Porter as he scanned the data coming across his screen. "My goodness. Epiphany. His Kiss is a Religious Experience, a Cuddle or Hug becomes Communion, but if actually has sex it becomes almost ridiculously so. Of course with the tied figure being Bast, there's a chance he'll have transformed his partner into a catgirl. As well as purified several city blocks from evil spirits and the like."

 

"The forces of darkness are going to be after his butt," suggested Hebe. "Almost literally."

 

"He noticed the glow and the wings, but it doesn't look like he's got a clue about the rest," noted Porter.

 

Sex Angel Ranma

 

Just then the young man-turned sex angel disappeared, the panda could only think one thing. `Boy-gone-gonna-die!'

 

Meanwhile he had appeared in Taut Che Set right in front of Bastset's throne. His wings and gi were still wet, his body was buffed and his hair was longer to his butt. “Where am I?” He said.

 

“You're in my throne room, my darling sex angel.” Purred a voice, he looked up and saw a 7 foot tall female puma-human hybrid with blond hair and green eyes. She was dressed in a long gown [1] that did nothing to hide her bust size and everything to show off her curves, sandals that were laced up to mid shin, necklaces and gold covered tendrils. She also had Egyptian marking on her face.

 

She stood up and slowly walked over to him, “hello Ranma Saotome. I am Bastset, Goddess of cats and pleasure. Protector of men, children and pregnant women.” Ranma was a little nervous.

 

“Uh, how did you know my name?” He asked, “and what do mean `Sex Angel'?”

 

So she explained everything to him and told him that she was his Goddess and that he serves her but not physically Ranma nodded indicating that he understood she would be helping him whenever he needs her and all he has to do is ask for help. He also has a were creature transformation as well and it's any type of cat he needs that might help him at the time.

 

He was sent back down to Earth with a change of clothes and a new outlook for his future. Just then he landed in the middle of a fight, it was between two girls, one had long blond hair and green eyes and the other had shoulder length black hair and brown eyes. The blond was in a yellow sweater, a blouse, a mini-skirt, stockings and `Mary-Jane's'. Her opponent was in a school uniform, a blouse, stockings and flats.

 

They were about to connect on each other when Ranma landed, `oh no!' Thought the blond, but she was already committed. So was her opponent they both tried to pull their punches as his wings started to settle against his back and fold in. That was when he saw what was going on.

 

`Uh oh.' He instantly braced himself and threw his arms out to block the incoming punches. “UNGH!” He grunted as he got hit, `by Bastset they can pack a wallop!' he was flung back and his wings flapped trying to soften the blow, but he knew that it was going to hurt. He was slammed into a wall, the girls went over to see whom he was and if he was alright.

 

Hakufu Sonsaku was a great fighter, but she didn't want to cause any pain to an innocent so when someone got into the middle of her fight with Ukitsu, she ran over to see if the man was alright. She looked down at the boy and marveled at his features. Wings, as white as snow adorned his back. His stature was tough, yet in a way gentle. Holding him as she was caused a spreading feeling of peace to envelope her.

 

She wasn't turned on, but she felt more at peace with herself than she ever did. She knew, on some level, that anything she asked of the bird.. no angel.. would be granted. Even if she wished to join with him in more.. physical ways.

 

The boy opened his eyes, if simply holding him was bad, then looking into his eyes was pure torture. They held a sense of relief and contentment, at the same time they were also challenging yet inviting. “Sorry, didn't mean to interfere in your fight.” With that he passed out.

 

Later he woke up in a first aid room, Hakufu and Ukitsu went in and visited the young man. “Well he be alright?” Hakufu asked, then nurse nodded and just stared at the young man lying on one of the beds. Now they got a good look at him, he was very handsome and was in a white shirt and slacks. The boots he wore were at the side of the room, `he has to be an angel.' She thought, `no ordinary person can take our punches like that.'

 

He started to awake and she knew it, “are you alright?” She said, he opened his eyes and looked at the worried girl. He lightly grabbed her wrist and stroked it, then he smiled. Her heart started to beat faster.

 

“I'm fine, you don't have to worry about me.” He said, “it was my fault. I was stupid enough to get into the middle of your fight. I'm sorry.”

 

“Hey, you said `stupid'! Anyone who says that is…” She started but realized that he said he was stupid and not she. “Sorry,” he chuckled and laid back to relax. Then the nurse came in and he got her attention.

 

“What can I do to, I mean, for you?” She said, catching her slip.

 

“Uh, I need to use your phone.” He said, she nodded and handed it to him. Then he made a phone call. After his call, he got up, slipped on his boots, mentally changed his wings into robes, grabbed his bag and started to leave. He turned to Hakufu and introduced himself. “I'm Ranma Saotome, sorry `bout this.” [2]

 

Hakufu looked at Ranma and smiled, “nice to meet you Ranma-Sama. I'm Hakufu Sonsaku and this is my friend Uk-chan.” She said sweetly.

 

“Ukitsu,” she corrected her friend.

 

Ranma smiled and bowed to them, “nice to meet you.” He said with that he left, only to run into a woman with short blue hair with a blue eye, the other one was covered with an eye-patch. She is also dressed in a uniform like Hakufu's so they had to be schoolmates. He grabbed on to her so she wouldn't hit the floor. “Oh I'm so sorry, didn't mean to run in to you.”

 

“No it's alright,” she said as she stared into his eyes. Her heart started to beat fast, he said something.

 

“I'm Ranma Saotome, sorry `bout that.” He said, she smiled.

 

“I'm Ryomou Shinmei, nice to meet you.” With that he placed her on the floor and let her go. She was a little saddened by that move then he turned around and headed out the of the school.

 

TBC

 

Author's Notes: 1. Think Isishu Ishtar in `Yu gi-Oh!' 2. I just had to write that LOL.