Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Sometimes beating up people helps too ❯ Sometimes beating up people helps too ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Zetsuni-San 
What do you do when you're agry, you
go try and kick someones butt that's
what you do.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 539 | Status: Completed
What do you do when you're agry, you
go try and kick someones butt that's
what you do.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 539 | Status: Completed
A/N: Sorry, I hope my stories aren't to broing.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just own Misha.
Sometimes beating up people helps too.
(Reno, Rufus, Tifa, Cloud, Vincent, Irvine, Rude and Squall are all sitting around in the the huge house Misha and Seph are in the TV. room.
Misha: * watching Jackie chan adventures *
Sephiroth: *sitting behind her on the couch * Why the hell are you watching this… What Are you like five?
Irvine: * enters * Seph just cuz' you hate it don't mean she can't look at it.
Sephiroth: Leave or die cowboy nerd.
Irvine: Jackass!
Sephiroth: Cowboy geek!
Irivne: Freakish, leather wearin' ass face whos mother was a psycho!
Sephiroth: (……) *leaves *
Vincent: *enters* what happened to my tenshi.
Irvine: *looks at him * Your wha… You mean to tell me that Miss. writer over there made you gay!
Vincent: Bite me cowboy punk, she would never do a thing like that.
Irvine: Misha your gay vampire is disturbing, ya'know.
Misha: *looks away from the TV. * Vincent that wasn't very nice.
(Cloud and Tifa come with Heero Yuy behind them.)
Misha: *looks up and is very shocked to see him here. * HEY! Heero, so how
Are thing going between you and Relena, eh?
Heero: * goes and sits next to Misha. * That's just it * heavies a sigh * She
Wants to take away the $#@% Gundam armory. I do * not * wanna see that
Woman at all today so if she comes looking for me I'm not here.
Misha: *gives him a hug * You should of killed her before you came.
Irvine: * mutters * Now I see why she's always taking Sephs side.
Misha: I heard that. Well Heero, you can hang and watch Jackie Chan with me.
Heero: I love that show * they start watching it. *
Vincent: * leans in to Irvine whispering * I think we should get Seph. * they leave *
(Sephiroth is out side sitting on the porch.)
Sephiroth: * is fuming silently *
Vincent: There you are tenshi.
Irvine: Man we've been lookin' everywhere for you.
Sephiroth: baka, there aren't many places to look.
Irvine: We need your help with something.
Sephiroth: Hell no. I am not helping you.
Vincent: Oh, on the contrary tenshi you might want to reconsider.
Sephiroth: * raise a brow * Ooh and why is that?
Irvine: Yeah we have a Gundam prob again.
Sephiroth: Let me guess it's Heero Yuy and he's having An issue with Relena * again. *
Vincent: Yes, but how did you know.
Sephiroth: This is the fifth time this week.
Rufus: * walks out there * Seph….
Sephiroth: I know I know Heero's in there. What am I the anti- Gundam?
Irvine: Well I was going for deranged killer but that'll work too.
Sephiroth: I hate you get lost cowboy. * glares then leaves *
Vincent: Could you stand to be a bit nicer?
Irvine: ME! He's the one running around talking about killing everyone
And you're telling me to be nice to him.
Vincent: Saa.
(Back in the TV. Room Misha and Heero are now watching Iun-Yasha the one where Sango steals the Tetsusaiga, cuz' they love that one.)
Heero, pretending to be Naraku: People die because of the power of the
Sacred Shiekon Jewel, and people live because of it's power. There's
No reason why you should despise the sacred jewel as much as you do,
Remember Kohku was revived because of the jewels power. You made
A promise to exchange the sword for Kohku's life, so what will you do.
Misha, pretending to be Sango: * points sword heero/naraku * I
Despise you, I made no promise. * Jumps into the air * you want
My answer. * throwing a sword she had on her wall at him *
Here it is. * they start fighting just like Sango and Naraku
Are now. *
Sephiroth: * enters * NANI!!!
(They stop and look at him.)
Sephiroth: I was coming to kill his ass but you're takin' care of that.
Misha: Hey, Seph-sama we were acting out one of the best scene from
Inu-Yasha.
Heero: You're looking rather gloomy then usual.
Sephiroth: * takes out his masamune * Well then I can arrange it so you don't
Have to look anymore can't I. * evil grin *
Heero: I think its time someone really shut you up! * both takes a stance *
Cloud: * enters and stops dead in his track * Oh, this isn't good.
Sephiroth: SHI!!!!!! * charges *
Heero: * charges, still holding Misha's sword * SHINE!
Misha: * gets between them * STOP! * they stop and look at her * As much
As I love this sorta thing, you two are not allowed to fight.
Sephiroth: * puts his masamune away * Fine.
Heero: * hands Misha her sword * Hontou ni sumimasen.
Misha: That's alright * hanging her sword back on the wall * Seph doesn't
Seem to like anyone.
(Reno and Rufus enters, and Reno has a beer as always.)
Reno: * sees Heero * Must be Relena.
Rufus: * mutters * I'm surprised he knows anything.
Reno: What was that?
Rufus: Nothing.
Sephiroth: * goes to the couch and turn on Rush Hour 2 *
Vincent: * enters with Squall and Irvine * So how do you feel tenshi.
Sephiroth: * looks at Vincent * Fine, and don't call me that here.
Irvine: * burst out in laugher *
Everyone: * looks at him *
Squall: What's your problem man?
Irvine: * pulls himself together * *looks up and sees Seph glaring him down * Nothin'.. Nothin' at all.
(There is a knock at the door.)
Rufus: * goes and gets the door and backs away slowly *
Misha: * goes over and sees that it's Relena * Hi Relena, how has it
Been?
Relena: Fine, is Heero in there, I've looked everywhere.
Misha: No, he hasn't come by here.
Relena: Well if you see him tell him that there will be another mission
In about three days from now. * leaves *
Misha: * shuts the door * Heero you had better get going you have a mission in three days.
Sephiroth: * snorts * Yeah like he can find his way out of a box.
Misha: * hits him in the head * You need to work on your manners Seph-sama.
Heero: Well, I'll be seeing you all later then.
Sephiroth: * mutters quietly * I hope his Gundam burns.
Heero: * goes to the door * Misha maybe we could do that Inu-Yasha thing
Again. * leaves *
Sephiroth: * goes to say something but is cut off by Misha *
Misha: Shut it, and just watch your damn movie.
Vincent: * sits on the couch with Seph * Hey, Rush Hour two I've only
Seen part one.
Squall: Vincent this is the most you've ever talked.
Vincent: My breakfast had sugar in it.
Reno: * looks at Vincent * Eww… Some of us find that offensive
You know.
(The movie has ended and everyone has left except Misha)
Misha: * looks to make sure that everyone has left. She picks up the phone and calls a few people to come and visit * * she hangs up with them, passing a room and head to the door *
Sephiroth: * puts on a girn and gets right up behind her * BOO!
Misha: * kicks the hell out of him * DIE!
Sephiroth: * hits the ground holding his side * Damn! Woman, on guard much.
Misha: Well I thought you were gone just like the rest of them * gets some ice * Lets go you big baby. * they leave *
(The End.)
I hope you like it, I know it's not much of a story. I'm still going to be posting more. This story was one of the my first stories, I was younf when
I wrote so be nice.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just own Misha.
Sometimes beating up people helps too.
(Reno, Rufus, Tifa, Cloud, Vincent, Irvine, Rude and Squall are all sitting around in the the huge house Misha and Seph are in the TV. room.
Misha: * watching Jackie chan adventures *
Sephiroth: *sitting behind her on the couch * Why the hell are you watching this… What Are you like five?
Irvine: * enters * Seph just cuz' you hate it don't mean she can't look at it.
Sephiroth: Leave or die cowboy nerd.
Irvine: Jackass!
Sephiroth: Cowboy geek!
Irivne: Freakish, leather wearin' ass face whos mother was a psycho!
Sephiroth: (……) *leaves *
Vincent: *enters* what happened to my tenshi.
Irvine: *looks at him * Your wha… You mean to tell me that Miss. writer over there made you gay!
Vincent: Bite me cowboy punk, she would never do a thing like that.
Irvine: Misha your gay vampire is disturbing, ya'know.
Misha: *looks away from the TV. * Vincent that wasn't very nice.
(Cloud and Tifa come with Heero Yuy behind them.)
Misha: *looks up and is very shocked to see him here. * HEY! Heero, so how
Are thing going between you and Relena, eh?
Heero: * goes and sits next to Misha. * That's just it * heavies a sigh * She
Wants to take away the $#@% Gundam armory. I do * not * wanna see that
Woman at all today so if she comes looking for me I'm not here.
Misha: *gives him a hug * You should of killed her before you came.
Irvine: * mutters * Now I see why she's always taking Sephs side.
Misha: I heard that. Well Heero, you can hang and watch Jackie Chan with me.
Heero: I love that show * they start watching it. *
Vincent: * leans in to Irvine whispering * I think we should get Seph. * they leave *
(Sephiroth is out side sitting on the porch.)
Sephiroth: * is fuming silently *
Vincent: There you are tenshi.
Irvine: Man we've been lookin' everywhere for you.
Sephiroth: baka, there aren't many places to look.
Irvine: We need your help with something.
Sephiroth: Hell no. I am not helping you.
Vincent: Oh, on the contrary tenshi you might want to reconsider.
Sephiroth: * raise a brow * Ooh and why is that?
Irvine: Yeah we have a Gundam prob again.
Sephiroth: Let me guess it's Heero Yuy and he's having An issue with Relena * again. *
Vincent: Yes, but how did you know.
Sephiroth: This is the fifth time this week.
Rufus: * walks out there * Seph….
Sephiroth: I know I know Heero's in there. What am I the anti- Gundam?
Irvine: Well I was going for deranged killer but that'll work too.
Sephiroth: I hate you get lost cowboy. * glares then leaves *
Vincent: Could you stand to be a bit nicer?
Irvine: ME! He's the one running around talking about killing everyone
And you're telling me to be nice to him.
Vincent: Saa.
(Back in the TV. Room Misha and Heero are now watching Iun-Yasha the one where Sango steals the Tetsusaiga, cuz' they love that one.)
Heero, pretending to be Naraku: People die because of the power of the
Sacred Shiekon Jewel, and people live because of it's power. There's
No reason why you should despise the sacred jewel as much as you do,
Remember Kohku was revived because of the jewels power. You made
A promise to exchange the sword for Kohku's life, so what will you do.
Misha, pretending to be Sango: * points sword heero/naraku * I
Despise you, I made no promise. * Jumps into the air * you want
My answer. * throwing a sword she had on her wall at him *
Here it is. * they start fighting just like Sango and Naraku
Are now. *
Sephiroth: * enters * NANI!!!
(They stop and look at him.)
Sephiroth: I was coming to kill his ass but you're takin' care of that.
Misha: Hey, Seph-sama we were acting out one of the best scene from
Inu-Yasha.
Heero: You're looking rather gloomy then usual.
Sephiroth: * takes out his masamune * Well then I can arrange it so you don't
Have to look anymore can't I. * evil grin *
Heero: I think its time someone really shut you up! * both takes a stance *
Cloud: * enters and stops dead in his track * Oh, this isn't good.
Sephiroth: SHI!!!!!! * charges *
Heero: * charges, still holding Misha's sword * SHINE!
Misha: * gets between them * STOP! * they stop and look at her * As much
As I love this sorta thing, you two are not allowed to fight.
Sephiroth: * puts his masamune away * Fine.
Heero: * hands Misha her sword * Hontou ni sumimasen.
Misha: That's alright * hanging her sword back on the wall * Seph doesn't
Seem to like anyone.
(Reno and Rufus enters, and Reno has a beer as always.)
Reno: * sees Heero * Must be Relena.
Rufus: * mutters * I'm surprised he knows anything.
Reno: What was that?
Rufus: Nothing.
Sephiroth: * goes to the couch and turn on Rush Hour 2 *
Vincent: * enters with Squall and Irvine * So how do you feel tenshi.
Sephiroth: * looks at Vincent * Fine, and don't call me that here.
Irvine: * burst out in laugher *
Everyone: * looks at him *
Squall: What's your problem man?
Irvine: * pulls himself together * *looks up and sees Seph glaring him down * Nothin'.. Nothin' at all.
(There is a knock at the door.)
Rufus: * goes and gets the door and backs away slowly *
Misha: * goes over and sees that it's Relena * Hi Relena, how has it
Been?
Relena: Fine, is Heero in there, I've looked everywhere.
Misha: No, he hasn't come by here.
Relena: Well if you see him tell him that there will be another mission
In about three days from now. * leaves *
Misha: * shuts the door * Heero you had better get going you have a mission in three days.
Sephiroth: * snorts * Yeah like he can find his way out of a box.
Misha: * hits him in the head * You need to work on your manners Seph-sama.
Heero: Well, I'll be seeing you all later then.
Sephiroth: * mutters quietly * I hope his Gundam burns.
Heero: * goes to the door * Misha maybe we could do that Inu-Yasha thing
Again. * leaves *
Sephiroth: * goes to say something but is cut off by Misha *
Misha: Shut it, and just watch your damn movie.
Vincent: * sits on the couch with Seph * Hey, Rush Hour two I've only
Seen part one.
Squall: Vincent this is the most you've ever talked.
Vincent: My breakfast had sugar in it.
Reno: * looks at Vincent * Eww… Some of us find that offensive
You know.
(The movie has ended and everyone has left except Misha)
Misha: * looks to make sure that everyone has left. She picks up the phone and calls a few people to come and visit * * she hangs up with them, passing a room and head to the door *
Sephiroth: * puts on a girn and gets right up behind her * BOO!
Misha: * kicks the hell out of him * DIE!
Sephiroth: * hits the ground holding his side * Damn! Woman, on guard much.
Misha: Well I thought you were gone just like the rest of them * gets some ice * Lets go you big baby. * they leave *
(The End.)
I hope you like it, I know it's not much of a story. I'm still going to be posting more. This story was one of the my first stories, I was younf when
I wrote so be nice.