Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Grim Adventures of Wolfwood ❯ Wolfwood's Funeral ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: geonah-chan 
This is an anime crossover with just about ever anime that comes to mind. It is about Wolfwood (from Trigun) and his "adventures". Loaded with randomness, and a whole lot of funny stuff, you'll be laughing your butt off. Rated R for violence, language, and just some "mature content" (written by my friends "fluffy" and "Kurly"
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.05.2004 | Updated On: 09.05.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 251 | Status: Work In Progress
This is an anime crossover with just about ever anime that comes to mind. It is about Wolfwood (from Trigun) and his "adventures". Loaded with randomness, and a whole lot of funny stuff, you'll be laughing your butt off. Rated R for violence, language, and just some "mature content" (written by my friends "fluffy" and "Kurly"
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 09.05.2004 | Updated On: 09.05.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 251 | Status: Work In Progress
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Hey guys, okay, this was done at like one in the morning, with two of my cousins friends just babbling on about funny stuff, and I just happened to write it down...I think that its really funny, and we were all laughing our asses off. So, anyways, enjoy!!!
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Wolfwoods funeral
Vash is sitting there mourning, on a cold damp Tuesday morning/evening, March 5, 1884. Hed been there a wile. He smelt like old milk, and rotten potatoes, and hes got rotten eggs in his nose, and a dead chicken in his left pocket, and a squirrel tail, glued to his lip like a mustache. He cries like a little midget being raped by a black man.
All of the sudden there is a rattle in the coffin. Beast boy pops out of a coffin as a monkey, with Wolfwoods arm. Vash freaks out Oh my God! You creapy little monkey bastard! He pulls out a candy bar, covered in chrome. He says Come here, you little monkey bastard. He whispers Its shiny aint it? Do you want to trade it for Wolfwoods arm?
There is a strange noise echoing from the driveway. Sounds like old ladies rapping to a rock and roll beat, in a cold day in Mexico, on top of a Himalayan mountain, in Canada. He sees Speed Racer pulls up with his possy of Piccolo, Mr. Popo and a mini pimpin Goku clone, named Lary, with their bling bling, and their purple pimpin fur coats, with yellow poka-dots on their canes.
They burst through the door screamin Whats up cracker!? Vash freaks out and rips off the squirrel tail, along with his lip. He puts his lip back on backwards, and now has a bad lisp, and speaks like a Polish man, sucking on a lemon. Then he screams Its Wolfwoods funeral! Chill out! I get his X-Box!
Then a helicopter crashes through the window, blowing up Speed Racers pimpmobile. Out comes Sailor Moon, and Sailor Mercury, with crome encrusted medallions. They walk up to the coffin, to mourn over Wolfwood, the dude they didnt know, but met through a mutual friend.
Beast boy comes out of the wreckage, and bites Sailor Mercury on the ankle as a rat. She does her Mercury Bubble and shoots Sailor Moon in the butt. She freaks out, and in her blondeness, knocks over the coffin. Low and behold, Vash is in the coffin, asleep, caressing the very cold Wolfwood.
Vash shoots Beast Boy in foot with a pea shooter. Beast Boy after running in fear of being shot at, pounces on Vashs face, clings tightly, and turns in a jellyfish, stinging his eyes, over and over, like a broken record set on repeat, screaming in whale Die you white punk ass bitch, die! Vash shoots again.
Beast Boy freaks out, and throws poo at Piccolo. Speed Racer freaks out and says Dont touch my hommies foooo! He pulls out his peace, pops a cap in Vash. You betta watch who you messin with, since we da ice cream punk pukers! You mucus sucking vacuum bag. I spit on you, cause I like ya.
All of the sudden, Kagome pops out of the trunk, all duct taped, and kidnaped, and Mr. Popo yells Get back in the trunk woman, before I make you make me some pie. in a very pimped out voice.
Piccolo in all his drunkenness, from his depression of having no intimacy, from being asexual, the greenness, and bing a Namic, get him depressed with his little antennas (that excites him, all tingling with shimmeriness) and yells in Mr. Popos ear Yo mang, blizzm wit a flipflop. You run that hommie show like a Niki trends show, hommie G, blizzem blabble.
Mr. Popo freaks out and pimp slaps Piccolo. Piccolo screams like a school girl, and kills everybody in the room.
Wolfwood walks in, and freaks out, because of his OCD, about the bloodspill on the carpet. The body in the coffin wasnt Wolfwood, instead it was that annoying mini Gokus brother, whos an annoying shippo clone, transformed into Wolfwoods grandmothers knitting buddy, who looks a lot like Wolfwood...strangely enough.
Then Wolfwood wakes up from the bazaar dream, in a bathtub full of ice, with his liver missing, and replaced with a cream filled baked potato, with a sharpie crammed up his nose so far, that its tickling his brain, wile getting high at the same time, as his toes are twitching.
His mother walks in and says Boy, dont you ever play doctor again with me, or youll end up like this again.
end of story
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So, what did ya think? Stupid? Funny? Both? Anywho, tell me what ya think, and if its worth a second chapter or what.
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Hey guys, okay, this was done at like one in the morning, with two of my cousins friends just babbling on about funny stuff, and I just happened to write it down...I think that its really funny, and we were all laughing our asses off. So, anyways, enjoy!!!
*~**~**~**~**~**~**~*
Wolfwoods funeral
Vash is sitting there mourning, on a cold damp Tuesday morning/evening, March 5, 1884. Hed been there a wile. He smelt like old milk, and rotten potatoes, and hes got rotten eggs in his nose, and a dead chicken in his left pocket, and a squirrel tail, glued to his lip like a mustache. He cries like a little midget being raped by a black man.
All of the sudden there is a rattle in the coffin. Beast boy pops out of a coffin as a monkey, with Wolfwoods arm. Vash freaks out Oh my God! You creapy little monkey bastard! He pulls out a candy bar, covered in chrome. He says Come here, you little monkey bastard. He whispers Its shiny aint it? Do you want to trade it for Wolfwoods arm?
There is a strange noise echoing from the driveway. Sounds like old ladies rapping to a rock and roll beat, in a cold day in Mexico, on top of a Himalayan mountain, in Canada. He sees Speed Racer pulls up with his possy of Piccolo, Mr. Popo and a mini pimpin Goku clone, named Lary, with their bling bling, and their purple pimpin fur coats, with yellow poka-dots on their canes.
They burst through the door screamin Whats up cracker!? Vash freaks out and rips off the squirrel tail, along with his lip. He puts his lip back on backwards, and now has a bad lisp, and speaks like a Polish man, sucking on a lemon. Then he screams Its Wolfwoods funeral! Chill out! I get his X-Box!
Then a helicopter crashes through the window, blowing up Speed Racers pimpmobile. Out comes Sailor Moon, and Sailor Mercury, with crome encrusted medallions. They walk up to the coffin, to mourn over Wolfwood, the dude they didnt know, but met through a mutual friend.
Beast boy comes out of the wreckage, and bites Sailor Mercury on the ankle as a rat. She does her Mercury Bubble and shoots Sailor Moon in the butt. She freaks out, and in her blondeness, knocks over the coffin. Low and behold, Vash is in the coffin, asleep, caressing the very cold Wolfwood.
Vash shoots Beast Boy in foot with a pea shooter. Beast Boy after running in fear of being shot at, pounces on Vashs face, clings tightly, and turns in a jellyfish, stinging his eyes, over and over, like a broken record set on repeat, screaming in whale Die you white punk ass bitch, die! Vash shoots again.
Beast Boy freaks out, and throws poo at Piccolo. Speed Racer freaks out and says Dont touch my hommies foooo! He pulls out his peace, pops a cap in Vash. You betta watch who you messin with, since we da ice cream punk pukers! You mucus sucking vacuum bag. I spit on you, cause I like ya.
All of the sudden, Kagome pops out of the trunk, all duct taped, and kidnaped, and Mr. Popo yells Get back in the trunk woman, before I make you make me some pie. in a very pimped out voice.
Piccolo in all his drunkenness, from his depression of having no intimacy, from being asexual, the greenness, and bing a Namic, get him depressed with his little antennas (that excites him, all tingling with shimmeriness) and yells in Mr. Popos ear Yo mang, blizzm wit a flipflop. You run that hommie show like a Niki trends show, hommie G, blizzem blabble.
Mr. Popo freaks out and pimp slaps Piccolo. Piccolo screams like a school girl, and kills everybody in the room.
Wolfwood walks in, and freaks out, because of his OCD, about the bloodspill on the carpet. The body in the coffin wasnt Wolfwood, instead it was that annoying mini Gokus brother, whos an annoying shippo clone, transformed into Wolfwoods grandmothers knitting buddy, who looks a lot like Wolfwood...strangely enough.
Then Wolfwood wakes up from the bazaar dream, in a bathtub full of ice, with his liver missing, and replaced with a cream filled baked potato, with a sharpie crammed up his nose so far, that its tickling his brain, wile getting high at the same time, as his toes are twitching.
His mother walks in and says Boy, dont you ever play doctor again with me, or youll end up like this again.
end of story
*~**~**~**~**~**~*
So, what did ya think? Stupid? Funny? Both? Anywho, tell me what ya think, and if its worth a second chapter or what.
u ª À ± ûõû
¬ ® Â Ä + - ( + n q Ä
Ç
D
G
\ _ ) + - / ± &uacut e;õðõõõõõëõë õæõëõðõðõë&otild e;ëõáõæõÜõëõ ðõÜõõõõõõõ Ü $ë $ë $ë $ë $ë $ë ë + ÿÿÿÿ ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ&yu ml;ÿ F ÿÿÿÿÿÿÿÿ& yuml;ÿÿÿÿÿ ò ó õ & yuml; ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ ÿ Þ1 1 ± ±
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