Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Insanity Factor ❯ The Arrival ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Tweedledoom 
It has begun...
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.24.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 560 | Status: Completed
It has begun...
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 12.24.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 2.4K | Visits: 560 | Status: Completed
I have decided that it would be highly amusing, even if there is no point whatsoever, to place many characters from many different things along with many original characters and possibly a few friends of mine, into a multi-million dollar mansion and see what chaos ensues. This is because I have too much time on my hands and after an ungodly amount of time working seriously on my books (none of which are close to being published, sadly), I need some time to release my inner goof. Therefore, you see yourself inside of what I'd like to call, The Insanity Factor . Most of my characters will probably be out of character, but that's okay, because they belong to me, so I can make them do whatever I want to. >^_^< If you've read Falling Dreams and Forbidden Cupcakes , then you already know that I'm too lazy to type out the characters' full first names, so they get initials of some sort after their name becomes too long for me to stand it after many hours of typing.
&n bsp; Disclaimer : YAY!!!I OWN NOTHING!!!!! >^_^<
Me: Okay then! Here we go! Our characters are:
Original Characters: Soma Nicoli Chase, Takashi Chase, Trik, Captain Saga Magee, Kanoa Kekipi Makani Kekahuna, Hraban Nikti, Kindra Edith Bowin, Tran, The Keitaro Brothers [Rei and Tani....go to the website] (10 chars)
Friends: ManD, Veronnica AKA Ronnie or Boog, Kerri, Eliz, (4 friends)
Random People/Characters: Cloud, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, Kurt Wagner AKA Nightcrawler, Miroku, Indianna Jones (6 characters)
And of course I will be joining in on the festivities along with my muses, Simon and Alec. I don't know why, but for some reason the Disclaimer came before this....hmmm....::shrugs:: oh well...
In the Entrance Hall, Friday, 4:00 pm-
Cast: ::is marvelling over the emmensity of the place::
Kerri: Callie, how did you possibly get the money to but this?
Me: Uhh...I kidnapped Bill Gates and asked for this mansion for ransom instead?
Eliz: Wrong answer, now you die ::grinning::
Cloud: Hey....where am I?
Soma: ::rolls eyes:: In hell, where else?
ManD: CALLIE! ::hugs Callie::
Me: Hey Manderz! Have you and Ronnie met Kerri and Eliz?
Boog: Huh-uh
Me: Okay, Ronnie, Mandy, this is Kerri and Eliz.
Soma: Someone kill me now....
ManD: SOMA!!! ::hug-attacks Soma::
Soma: ACK! ::falls over from the force of Mandy's attack::
Kerri and Eliz: ::grin::
Soma: HELP ME!!!!
Saga: Hey, this isn't Vaala.....
Hraban: Indeed.
Tran: ::thinking, 'Where is my tavern?'::
ManD: TRAN!! ::hugs Tran with less force than used on Soma::
Tran: ::blushes but hugs back:: Hello.
Kerri: Mandy likes your characters, doesn't she?
Eliz: I noticed that too....
Me: ::grins and nods:: Mandy, didn't you always want to meet Tani because he was the whorish-dressing mute guy who was really cute?
ManD: ::eyes light up::
Tani: ......::in sign language to Rei, 'What is this pla-' Is cut off by ManD, who hugs him. He hugs back after regaining his surroundings and such::
Rei: >_< Get off of hi-HEY! Where are my guns!
Me: Oh, I took them away so you couldn't kill anyone >^_^<
Alec: Very smart move -_-;;
Simon:......(A/N: he's very quiet)
Takashi: OOH! ::eyes light up:: Is this a party?
Me: Sure why not >^_^<
Soma: -_-;; I need alcohol....
Kerri and Eliz: NO YOU DON'T!
Kerri: I'll get Rene in here!
Soma: ::gets ideas and grins coyly:: Why, I would be insulted if you didn't
Eliz: Is it true that you die O_O
ManD: ::hearing this after hugging almost all of Callie's characters:: WHAT?!
Soma: Yeah, and Tak brings me back, or so I hear.....Callie has to get off her lazy ass and write it in though....
Me: Aheh heh heh.....uhm, yeah....about that.....
Boog: How come you don't have me talk much in here?
Me: Huh? BOOG! ::hugs Boog::
Boog: That doesn't answer my question, you goon.
Me: Well, the answer is as follows: It's prolly because it's 1:10 in the morning and my allergies are acting up and I have a horrible sunburn and I NEED SLEEP....
Cast: Oh. Okay.
& nbsp; In the Dinning Room, Friday, 7:25pm-
; Me: Okay, is everyone seated?
Cast: ::nods::
Me: ::claps hands together:: Good! >^_^< Well, as you all know, we're going to be here for many days and such. Every two days there will be an elimination, and two of you will be leaving. However, I do not decide who leaves, you do. It will be a vote. Whichever two people have the most votes will be leaving. After every week, there will be a special surprise, which will vary with each week and the events of the individual weeks as well. Understood?
Cast: ::nods::
Me: Any questions?
Almost all of the hands go up.
Me: -_-;; That don't involve my obsessive need to be extremely cruel to my characters....
Many hands go down, leaving Soma's, Takashi's, Harry's, Indiana Jones', and Danny's.
Me: Yes, Takashi?
Takashi: Will there be unlimited amounts of candy?
Me: Yes, being as the monster thing followed you here, too.
Takashi: Damn it! I coulda sworn I lost it this time!
Me: Indiana?
Indiana: Is it true that Lara Croft already found the Cradle of Life?
Me: -_-;; Yes, Indiana, it is.
Indiana: DAMN IT!
Me: -_-;; Soma?
Soma: Why am I here?
Me: -_-;; Because, I promised the police I'd keep you off the streets at night....
Soma: Oh, yeah....
Me: Danny?
Danny: Why the hell am I here? You don't even have me listed in the character lists, you freak!
Me: O_O What are you doing here?
Danny: That's what I asked you ! If I have no purpose in being here, I'm leaving....
Soma:........wait a minute....you promised the police that ? How could you promise a thing like that ?!
Me: -_-;; ::slaps forehead::
Danny: ::leaves::
&n bsp; During Dinner-
ManD: ::sitting between Soma and Tran, across from Tani:: Callie, why did you make me obsessed with your characters?!
Me: ::shrugs:: Beats me.
Takashi: Santa made her do it.
*cricket cricket*
Takashi: ::shrugs:: I thought it was funny.....
Miroku: ::staring at all of the beautiful women::
Saga: Mr. Nikti, why is that monk staring?
Hraban: Because, Ma'am. He's a sex-obsessed freak, Ma'am.
Miroku: HEY! I am not!
Soma: ::grin:: It's written all over you.....
Miroku: ::under his breath:: baka vampire.....
Soma: ::stands up:: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Me: -_-;; ::takes a lot of asprin and medication::
Alec: Uhm.....you're gonna kill yourself with those, you know that, right?
Me: -_-;; yup. That's what I was aiming for.....
Simon: Is it because you're typing this part up at 1:28am?
Me: -_-;; Sadly, yes....
Miroku: AND YOU NEED A NEW HARSTYLE!! THAT SAME ONE IS OLD AND ROTTING!!!
Soma: WHY YOU!!! ::jumps over the table and kills Miroku, draining him and throwing the body out of the Dinning Room window::
Cast: O_O
Eliz: Callie, spare me some of those pills....
Me: -_-;; No problem.....::distributes her drugs to the many people here who need it::
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&nbs p; Well, that's it for chapter 1. Sorry it was so short, but only because I'm going to sleep now....G'night! ::dies::
NEW ENDING NOTE: Okay, this is a saved one that was on ff.net but isn't now and so was uploaded as is to mm.org, with a few minor changes in the first paragraph. I hope you liked it ^_^
&n bsp; Disclaimer : YAY!!!I OWN NOTHING!!!!! >^_^<
Me: Okay then! Here we go! Our characters are:
Original Characters: Soma Nicoli Chase, Takashi Chase, Trik, Captain Saga Magee, Kanoa Kekipi Makani Kekahuna, Hraban Nikti, Kindra Edith Bowin, Tran, The Keitaro Brothers [Rei and Tani....go to the website] (10 chars)
Friends: ManD, Veronnica AKA Ronnie or Boog, Kerri, Eliz, (4 friends)
Random People/Characters: Cloud, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, Kurt Wagner AKA Nightcrawler, Miroku, Indianna Jones (6 characters)
And of course I will be joining in on the festivities along with my muses, Simon and Alec. I don't know why, but for some reason the Disclaimer came before this....hmmm....::shrugs:: oh well...
THE INSANITY FACTOR1: The Arrival
In the Entrance Hall, Friday, 4:00 pm-
Cast: ::is marvelling over the emmensity of the place::
Kerri: Callie, how did you possibly get the money to but this?
Me: Uhh...I kidnapped Bill Gates and asked for this mansion for ransom instead?
Eliz: Wrong answer, now you die ::grinning::
Cloud: Hey....where am I?
Soma: ::rolls eyes:: In hell, where else?
ManD: CALLIE! ::hugs Callie::
Me: Hey Manderz! Have you and Ronnie met Kerri and Eliz?
Boog: Huh-uh
Me: Okay, Ronnie, Mandy, this is Kerri and Eliz.
Soma: Someone kill me now....
ManD: SOMA!!! ::hug-attacks Soma::
Soma: ACK! ::falls over from the force of Mandy's attack::
Kerri and Eliz: ::grin::
Soma: HELP ME!!!!
Saga: Hey, this isn't Vaala.....
Hraban: Indeed.
Tran: ::thinking, 'Where is my tavern?'::
ManD: TRAN!! ::hugs Tran with less force than used on Soma::
Tran: ::blushes but hugs back:: Hello.
Kerri: Mandy likes your characters, doesn't she?
Eliz: I noticed that too....
Me: ::grins and nods:: Mandy, didn't you always want to meet Tani because he was the whorish-dressing mute guy who was really cute?
ManD: ::eyes light up::
Tani: ......::in sign language to Rei, 'What is this pla-' Is cut off by ManD, who hugs him. He hugs back after regaining his surroundings and such::
Rei: >_< Get off of hi-HEY! Where are my guns!
Me: Oh, I took them away so you couldn't kill anyone >^_^<
Alec: Very smart move -_-;;
Simon:......(A/N: he's very quiet)
Takashi: OOH! ::eyes light up:: Is this a party?
Me: Sure why not >^_^<
Soma: -_-;; I need alcohol....
Kerri and Eliz: NO YOU DON'T!
Kerri: I'll get Rene in here!
Soma: ::gets ideas and grins coyly:: Why, I would be insulted if you didn't
Eliz: Is it true that you die O_O
ManD: ::hearing this after hugging almost all of Callie's characters:: WHAT?!
Soma: Yeah, and Tak brings me back, or so I hear.....Callie has to get off her lazy ass and write it in though....
Me: Aheh heh heh.....uhm, yeah....about that.....
Boog: How come you don't have me talk much in here?
Me: Huh? BOOG! ::hugs Boog::
Boog: That doesn't answer my question, you goon.
Me: Well, the answer is as follows: It's prolly because it's 1:10 in the morning and my allergies are acting up and I have a horrible sunburn and I NEED SLEEP....
Cast: Oh. Okay.
& nbsp; In the Dinning Room, Friday, 7:25pm-
; Me: Okay, is everyone seated?
Cast: ::nods::
Me: ::claps hands together:: Good! >^_^< Well, as you all know, we're going to be here for many days and such. Every two days there will be an elimination, and two of you will be leaving. However, I do not decide who leaves, you do. It will be a vote. Whichever two people have the most votes will be leaving. After every week, there will be a special surprise, which will vary with each week and the events of the individual weeks as well. Understood?
Cast: ::nods::
Me: Any questions?
Almost all of the hands go up.
Me: -_-;; That don't involve my obsessive need to be extremely cruel to my characters....
Many hands go down, leaving Soma's, Takashi's, Harry's, Indiana Jones', and Danny's.
Me: Yes, Takashi?
Takashi: Will there be unlimited amounts of candy?
Me: Yes, being as the monster thing followed you here, too.
Takashi: Damn it! I coulda sworn I lost it this time!
Me: Indiana?
Indiana: Is it true that Lara Croft already found the Cradle of Life?
Me: -_-;; Yes, Indiana, it is.
Indiana: DAMN IT!
Me: -_-;; Soma?
Soma: Why am I here?
Me: -_-;; Because, I promised the police I'd keep you off the streets at night....
Soma: Oh, yeah....
Me: Danny?
Danny: Why the hell am I here? You don't even have me listed in the character lists, you freak!
Me: O_O What are you doing here?
Danny: That's what I asked you ! If I have no purpose in being here, I'm leaving....
Soma:........wait a minute....you promised the police that ? How could you promise a thing like that ?!
Me: -_-;; ::slaps forehead::
Danny: ::leaves::
&n bsp; During Dinner-
ManD: ::sitting between Soma and Tran, across from Tani:: Callie, why did you make me obsessed with your characters?!
Me: ::shrugs:: Beats me.
Takashi: Santa made her do it.
*cricket cricket*
Takashi: ::shrugs:: I thought it was funny.....
Miroku: ::staring at all of the beautiful women::
Saga: Mr. Nikti, why is that monk staring?
Hraban: Because, Ma'am. He's a sex-obsessed freak, Ma'am.
Miroku: HEY! I am not!
Soma: ::grin:: It's written all over you.....
Miroku: ::under his breath:: baka vampire.....
Soma: ::stands up:: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Me: -_-;; ::takes a lot of asprin and medication::
Alec: Uhm.....you're gonna kill yourself with those, you know that, right?
Me: -_-;; yup. That's what I was aiming for.....
Simon: Is it because you're typing this part up at 1:28am?
Me: -_-;; Sadly, yes....
Miroku: AND YOU NEED A NEW HARSTYLE!! THAT SAME ONE IS OLD AND ROTTING!!!
Soma: WHY YOU!!! ::jumps over the table and kills Miroku, draining him and throwing the body out of the Dinning Room window::
Cast: O_O
Eliz: Callie, spare me some of those pills....
Me: -_-;; No problem.....::distributes her drugs to the many people here who need it::
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
&nbs p; Well, that's it for chapter 1. Sorry it was so short, but only because I'm going to sleep now....G'night! ::dies::
NEW ENDING NOTE: Okay, this is a saved one that was on ff.net but isn't now and so was uploaded as is to mm.org, with a few minor changes in the first paragraph. I hope you liked it ^_^