Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Real Big Survivor Island Brother World of Temptation ❯ Day 1 ( Chapter 1 )

33 people, one house, and a mystery prize that could be worth up to $15,000,000 this is the new face of reality television. This is The Real Big Survivor Island Brother World of Temptation

 

Day 1:

ChaosKat: Welcome contestants to The Real Big Survivor Island Brother World of Temptation. I am ChaosKat your fine hostess now allow me to explain the rules.

1) It's only murder if you get caught

2) Once a day a crate full of food will drop on the island and you have 2 hours to find it before all the booby traps are set and you'll have to go through a series of challenges to get to it

Count D: Will there be Tea and sweets?

ChaosKat: of course I'm evil not cruel now back to the rules

3) You can not leave the island or you will be eliminated

4) Everyday there will be a mystery phrase if you use it correctly you win emanated

5) Everyday there will be a word if spoken you must go through challenges to stay

6) Before you can enter any room you must answer a math question

7) If you curse you must put $1 in this jar called TRBSIBWOT budget

Yami Marik: Why the fuck do we have to do that?

ChaosKat: that will be $1 please

Yami Bakura: Yeah I don't see what the fucks wrong it's just a word fuck a de fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you and you and fuck you Yugi

ChaosKat: That will be $7 please oh did I mention that for every $30 you spend you get $10 free

Pegasus and Kaiba: and after you spend over $500 you get the members only 50% discount

Yami: Pegasus!!

Yugi: Kaiba!!

ChaosKat: oh yes these are my also very sexy co-hosts Seto Kaiba and Pegasus

Pegasus: That's right TRBSIBWOT is brought to you in part by Illusion industries

Kaiba: and your friends at Kaiba Corp

ChaosKat: well lets get you all settle in your rooms shall we

Yugi: Wait a minute if this show is sponsored by you 2 then why do we have to put money in a budget jar

Pegasus: It's quiet simple Yugi boy

Kaiba: We're all just

ChaosKat: a bunch of cheap jerks

ChaosKat, Kaiba, Pegasus: Ha hah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah, a h ah, ah, ah, ah, a h ah, a ha, ha

Kaiba: Well anyway

ChaosKat: there are 3 teams I hope you'll all work together nicely cause we stuck you all together randomly okay so we all played poker and we let Pegasus chose first

Kaiba: The 3 of us are in charge of 1 of the teams now we'll all call you each one by one

Pegasus: my first choice is you Geta boy ~blows Vegeta a kiss~

Vegeta: ~Shutters~ do I have to go

ChaosKat: Would you rather go with him or me?

Vegeta: <_< >_> Him

30 min. later

ChaosKat: The results are in folks

 

Team Pegasus

Vegeta

Hiei

Cougar

Yami

Jen

Kamame

Sango

Sesshomaru

Leon

Bra

Goten

 

Team Kabia

Yugi

Yami Marik

Yami Bakura

Tea

Trunks

Kazuma

Little Slugger

Naraku

Kuwabara

Kurama

Yusake

 

Team ChaosKat

Miroku

Count D

Chi

Mugen

Flu

Chris

Ryoho

Inuyasha

Mya

Goku

Launch

 

Kabia: Pegasus could you get a any gayer team

ChaosKat: Well we invited the cast of Pokemon but when they heard about Pegasus, they ran in the other direction

Kabia: I would too

Pegasus: its not funny Ash won't return my phone calls neither will Brock and he told me I was pretty

Kabia: Was that before or after he found out you were a guy?

ChaosKat: moving on now, each team has 3 rooms one for the boys one for the girls and one for each of us the more challenges you win the more privacy you win or the more people you lose the more spiciest it's going to get

Pegasus: so it's time to get some sleep boy's and girls cause your first challenge starts tomorrow.

 

Day 2:

3AM

 

Alarm: Wake up Wake up it's a beautiful day the create full of food has dropped and your 2 hours has begun

 

Team ChaosKat

Flu: Come on everyone the alarm went off we have to hurry if we want to get the food before everyone else does

Mya: Sorry I need my beauty sleep

Launch: Would you like fries with that? ~Rolls over~

Flu: Someone has to come help me find the food

Mugen: Why the fuck are you waking us for?

ChaosKat: ~yawn~ that will be $1 please

Ryoho: Everyone get up if we ever have any chance to succeed we need to be ready

Goku: Did someone say food ~stomach growls~

Miroku: oh Sango (moan)

Chi: is Mr. Monk okay

Count D: disgusting Chris go get some cold water and some ice

Chris: nods

~D pours bucket of ice water on Miroku~

Miroku: Aaaaahhhhh I WASN'T LOOKING AT YOUR ASS I SWEAR

Chi: is Mr. Miroku okay

Miroku: yes Lady Chi I was just dreaming

Chi: is Mr. Miroku okay down there ~points to crouch~

Miroku: ah I ah I ah ~blushes~

Chi: Mr. Miroku's average just like Hiditkey

~Camra switch to Hiditkey watching TRBSIBWOT~

Hiditkey: CHI!!!

Count D: Discussing you're worst than Leon

Ryoho: If you all want that food we need to get a move on

Flu: Yes that's what I'm talking about

 

Team Kaiba

Tea: Come on everybody get up ~kicks Marik~

Yami Marik: Oh shut up

Yami Bakura: Please some people need to sleep

Tea: Come on Yugi wake up you're my best friend you've got to

Yugi: She's started again ~pulls pillow over head~

Yusake: Even Genki isn't this bad ~throws pillow at Tea~

Tea: You guys are supposed to be my friends

Kurama: I have more earplugs

Kuwabara: Can I have some

Kurama: Here you go

Naraku: Her voice it causes the humans such pain maybe I can get her to help me kill Inuyasha

~Naraku shoves shikon shard in Tea's forehead jewel shard repels and is embedded into the wall~

Naraku: She is too much of a bitch for shikon jewel shards to work Kurama is it hand me those ear plugs I'll have to find another way to control her

Little Slugger: ~covers ears then hits Tea with bat then sighs~

Yami Bakura: Thank you I didn't think she would ever shut up

Yugi: I wonder why Kabia hasn't woken up yet

~Carma changes to Kabia's room~

Kabia: I 'm so glad I Tea proofed my room ~sips hot chocolate~

 

Team Pegasus

Pegasus: ~storms into room wearing nothing but a tight fitting pair of shorts~ Wake up boys the alarm has gone off

Yami: What the fuck

ChaosKat: ~yawn~ that will be $1 please

Hiei: He must be one of Kuwabara friends ~rolls over and goes back to sleep~

Pegasus: Time to get up Geta boy ~skips around the room while throwing flowers around~

Vegeta: You said if I was good you wouldn't send me back to hell well at least it isn't Cell in a French maid outfit coming on to me or at least it's not like that time I got drunk and woke up next to Bulma and we were married ~shudders~

Bra: Dad what are you talking about?

Vegeta: Nothing sweetie why don't you take this and get yourself something nice hmm ~gives Bra 300 zeny~ I'm lucky she's gold digger like her mother

Jen: ~thinks~ I think it's time I got out of here I don't need the firefly speech to tell me that

Kamame: Everyone stop playing around we need to go or everyone else is going to get that food before us

Cougar: She's got the right idea we need to be speedy and I'm the perfect guy for the job the less time we waist coming and going the more time we can spend on the ones we love special moments and precious memories my precious memories well always be with you Ms. Meanori

~Camra switches to Holy head quarters~

Memori: It's Memori M-E-M-O-R-I Memori

Sango: I thought Naraku was the ultimate Evil

Pegasus: ~bangs drums blows trumpet pours water on Sesshomaru~

Sesshomaru: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Pegasus: Oh wake up Sessy boy

Sesshomaru: ~grabs Pegasus by the throat and throws against wall~ Don't ever call me Sessy

Leon: Obviously D has something to do with this I just need to collect a little more evidence before I can make my arrest

Goten: ~wakes up to see Bra changing in the cornor~