Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Twin ❯ The Twin ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Zetsuni-San 
when the everyone finds out the their
host is not the real host but her twin.
Read to find out how they get her back.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 8 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 555 | Status: Completed
when the everyone finds out the their
host is not the real host but her twin.
Read to find out how they get her back.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Adventure / Comedy / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.19.2006 | Pages: 8 | Words: 3.6K | Visits: 555 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just own Misha.
The Twin
Misai: * is standing outside. * I've got sunshine-on a cloudy day, when it's cold outsi-ide I've got the month of ma-ay wel-ll . I guess you'll saye, what can make me feel this way...
Cloud: * walks up behind her. * That would be my question.
Misai: * stops singin' and pulls out a bat hitting him in the head. *
Cloud: * gets up rubbing his head. * What was that for you obssessed anime
freak. THAT HIT COST ME 1000 HP!
Misai: Cuz' I can that's why.
Cloud: Who are you? Why do you look like Misha, and Where is she anyway?
Misai: you ask to many question. She put me in charge so you people had better listen to me.
(Misai went inside the masion, and Cloud followed.)
Vincent: * looked up as they entered. * Misha, has it gotten dark out yet.
Cloud: Vinc that's not Misha, that's Misai.
Misai: let me give you a full introduction. I am Misai, Misha's evil twin half
human sister.
(Everybodies eyes went wide.)
Xion: * flipped his short sliver hair behind his ear. * Did you just say half
human.
Misai: affirmative.
Aoshi: * drew his sword. * So what's the other half?
Misai: stronger then that sword I can assure you. * She laughed with a high pitched tone. *
Sephiroth and Sesshomaru: * came in the T. V. room holding their ears. * What is that ear drenching noise. * They stopped and looked. *
Sephiroth: gee, Misha let us know when you're on your episodes will ya'.
Xion: Sephroth, man that ain't Misha.
Sephiroth: that's not my name, and how is that not Misha.
Cloud: her name is Misai, Misha's evil twin half human sister.
Sephiroth: evil huh.
Sesshomaru: what's the other half?
Yuffie: * ran in with Sora. * Look Sora there she is.
Sora: * pointed his Keyblade at her. * You devil spawn, give back the hearts
you have stolen!
Yuffie: I still can't believe that Misha is the heart thief.
Sora: who's Misha?
Sephiroth: don't look now Cloud, but it's that tworp from the arena.
Riku: * flew in with dark red wings. * No one will harm mylady Misai. * He
landed infront of her. *
Cloud: If they keep this up the whole cast will be here, and that's stupid no
matter how you look at it.
Sephiroth: A'man to that brother... A'man to that.
Sora: Riku!! GET OUT MY WAY.
Riku: NOT A CHANCE!
Sesshomaru: * starts glowing red. * Grr! Silence!
(Everyone stopped and looked at him.)
Sesshomaru: I WANT TO HEAR PEN DROP, SO STOP THIS NONESENES.
Misai: and why should I do that.
Vincent: does your brain work at all. He's more powerful then you'll ever be!
Sephiroth: * starts laughing uncontrolably. * That-was-sooooo-corny!
Vincent: you're hopeless my tenshi.
Sephiroth: who said I needed hope vinc.
Vincent: point taken.
Sora: Leon! She's in here!
Leon: * came through that door like lighting, with his gunblade chopping Riku's wings right off his back. * Now, Misai you *will* give back the hearts
of my friends!
Cloud: * eyes went wide. * Squall!!!!
Leon: I go by Leon now.
Riku: * tried to charge Leon. * My wings.
Sora: * jumped in front Riku, slashing him in the face. * STAY BACK!
(While this was going on in the Masion. Tifa, Crono, Kasumi, Lei Fang, Reno,
and Mitsuhide were out looking for Mesha. They'd thought checking the land
of Yu-Gi-Oh would do justice but they were wrong. The next stop for them
is the land of Yu yu Hakusho.)
Crono: why am I even here I have nothing to do with this.
Tifa: well phoenix, it was either you or that nerd boy that can change into a
mol.
Kasumi: you act like we wanted you here.
Crono: what is that suppoesed to mean? * He shot her a look. *
Lei Fang: * walked up to Yusuke. * Hey Yusuke, we can't seem to find...
Yusuke: * cut her off. * Misha...
Reno: how did you know?
Yusuke: there's been a lota talk between some unknown Ninjas and the big
underworld boss...
Mitsuhide: underworld boss?
Hiei: * was in the shadows as always. * Vega of the Street Fighter relam.
Tifa: all I want to know is, is Misha here or not.
Hiei: baka, we wouldn't have told you all this if she wasn't.
Tifa: * sweat dropped. *
Mitsuhide: but do you know where she is.
Yusuke: Yeah, follow us.
(So they all followed him into the shadows.)
Crono: * followed behind them, mummbling to himself. * I don't see why
they couldn't make Yugo come instead.
Kasumi: you know what Crono, why don't you go sre..
Lei Fang: I'd rather you not finish that.
Mitsuhide: * walked upfront with Yusuke, his hand lumed over his sword ready for anything and a honest god dead look in his eyes. * I 'will' sever every lim from their bodies.
Hiei: gee, and I thought I was evil.
Reno: * tosses back his 30th can of beer. *
(Tifa's 'PHS' rang, everyone stopped to look.)
Tifa: * answers it. * Yo!
Cloud: * from the 'PHS'. * Did you guys find her yet?!
(There's a loud crash and thud in the background, then it went silent.)
Kasumi: well, that sounded distrubbing.
(Yusuke and Mitsuhide on the other hand had already gone on and had found
the door.)
Yusuke: * whistled. * Lets go.
(Everyone followed Yusuke in to the building.)
Kasumi: * is now crouching in a staelth like way. * I think we should be as
quiet as possible.
Crono: and I think you should just not talk, but we all can't have what we want.
Kasumi: just suck it, you fighter wanna be.
Crono: you're just saying that cuz' ratty did.
Lei Fang: you two cut it out.
Hiei: * put his hand up, silencing everyone. * I hear something.
????: * from somewhere inside. * I command you to SHUT UP!
????: * from somewhere inside. * OH YEAH! Command this. * There was silence, and then a loud gasp. *
????: * from somewhere inside. * if you don't tell us what you did with it we'll have Misai...
????: * from somewhere inside. * Misai won't do a dang thang.
????: * from somewhere inside. * Vega, sir. shall I give her the treatment.
Vega: very well. Treat her, you may.
Hiei: I wonder what they want from her.
Yusuke: it's Misha we're talkin' 'bout. It's prolly somethin' dumb.
Tifa: you raise a point.
(Back at the Masion * Pauses. * Luigi walks by with his vaccum. * Clears
Throat. * Sorry wrong Masion. Back at the Animasion Cloud, Sora, Leon,
Sephiroth, Yuffie, Riku, Sesshomaru, Xion, and Misai are now in the backyard.)
Cloud: * looked back at the damage they made on parts of the masion. * Do
any of you know what's going to happen to us if she see this.
Misai: you won't be around much longer to even worry yourself about it.
Leon: * charged at her. *
Misai: * turned Leon into stone. * Better hope someone has some soft on hand.
(Everyone looked at one another.)
Xion: eh! Don't tell me ya'll ain't got any.
Sephiroth: alright we won't tell you, I really don't care if he crokes anyway.
Xion: that's not.. * He sighs. * Just give me the money and I'll go get it.
Sephiroth: * gave Xion $200 gil. *
Xion: what do you take me for a fool, it cost more then that.
Sephiroth: what! You think I'm rich, money don't grow on trees.
Cloud: * walked up to Xion and gave him $300 gils more. * Seph that is like
the most cliched line ever.
Xion: * ran off to the store. *
Sesshomaru: * ran at Misai, using the fur on his right shoulder to slap a
very shocked Riku out of the way, and grabb an unsusppecting Misai by
the throat. *
Misai: if you kill me now.. Even if you get the remedies it won't help.
Sesshomaru: * looked back at everyone. *
Everyone: * just looked in return. *
Sesshomaru: WELL!
Sora: well, what?
Sesshomaru: should I kill her now or later.
Yuffie: * started laughing. * Now or later.
Cloud: shut up, dang.
Sephiroth: I told you before. I don't care what anyone does to him.
Sora: go ahead. I'm sure that Square Einx will hang us for this, but whatever.
Yuffie: but if he stays stuck like this Rinoa will be here every single day.
Sephiroth: just kill her all ready.
Sesshomaru: very well.
Marth: hey dog boy.
Sesshomaru: * turned to see that it was Marth who'd called him that. * I
thought I told you to jump off that cliff.
Marth: yeah, but I sorta changed my mind.
Sesshomaru: * swung Misai around and threw her into Marth, knocking them
to the ground. * Let me guess. You've come to take revenge for your um...
friend Roy right. * He shifted his eyes. *
Xion: * came back running pass Marth. * N-nani?!
(Now back to our show, in YYH land Hiei was trying to disarm a bomb,
got ya. The gang had advanced further in and were now able to see Misha, however they saw that she wasn't even tied up or gaged.)
Mistuhide: * peered around the corner. * I don't get, she's just fine.
Kasumi: * was also looking. * wait da sec... There's my brother, Ayane and
the other guy, I have noda clue who he is.
Mitsuhide: that's Hanzo Hattori.
Tifa: well, it looks to me like she out maned.
Crono: and you are saying this because.
Kasumi: * kicked Crono in the face. * Baka.
Ayane: Misha?
Misha: nanda. * She flicked her a look. *
Ayane: I guess the force really ain't on your side.
Hayate: * backhanded Ayane in the mouth. * Urusai! If you say things like
that we 'will' lose.
Ayane: * rubbed her mouth. *
Vega: calm down you should, Hayate. Fine, everything will be.
Misha: don't fool yourself.
Vega: fool, I am not.
Reno: * was still in hiding with the others. * What is this guy? The human version of Yoda.
Everyone: (..............) * looked at each others. * Yoda, he is not.
Hanzo: Misha, it's real simple. All you have to do is give us back the remote.
Hiei: WHAT!? All this for dumb worthless object.
Everybody: * looked back at Hiei. *
Vega: * run. * Get them.
Ayane: wow, what a lot of help he was.
Reno: Misha!
Misha: * looked at him. *
Reno: remember what O-beone said. * He ran off to help fight. *
Misha: (????)
Lei Fang: * ran pass Misha. * Remember the force.
Misha: * said nothing. *
Yusuke: * punched Hanzo in the face and ran pass Misha. * Misha, you
should honestly to remember what people say to you.
Misha: * stood up. *
Hayate: * put his hand on her shoulder. * Misha, I hope you will remember
what I told you.
Misha: * gave him a blank look. * What did you tell me?
Hayate: I don't know.
Misha: then why did you tell me that?
Hayate: cuz' everyone eles was doin' it.
Mitsuhide: * hit Hayate over the head, knocking him out, and stood next
to Mesha. * Misha, remember I'm always here for you.
Kasumi: * kicked Ayane on the knee and then kicked right into the wall. * Ah!
Misha don't foreget, we have to get back.
(And now we go back to the Animasion's backyard.)
Riku: * jumped in the air throwing fireballs.
Christie: *came out the backdoor not awear of the situation. *
Leon: CHRRIIISSSSTTTTTIIIIEEEE! * He tried to dive and push her out
of the way, but she was already gone. *
Sephiroth: Christie's here? * He tried to run and hide, but thanks to his
kluminess he triped over a pabble.
Cloud: * laughed and laughed and laughed. * He really fell.
Christie: * ran upto Riku gabbing his arm. * What are you doing here?!
Riku: MOM! But why are you here.
Everyone:MOM!!!!
Sora: Riku, you told me your mom died.
Riku: I only just found that out recently. I didn't know any of this back on
the Island.
Christie: * flicked Riku on the nose. * What do you think you're doing here.
Riku: doing what my master wants at the moment... I was highered, mom.
Christie: * kicked Riku dead on the arm, knocking him down. * Master! I
think you know better then to become someone's slave.
Riku: but mom.... * He got slapped in the mouth by Christie. *
Christie: go get in the car, now.
Riku: (......)
Christie: NOW!!!!
Riku: * walked back to the door. *
Misai: * threw 8 nails, sticking Riku on the wall. * I didn't say you were done
did I. * When she looked back to were Christie was. *
Christie: * had already started running at Misai. *
Xion: why'd she lock someone's child up on the wall right infront of them.?
Sesshomaru: and to top it off, he's the son of an assassin.
Misai: * jumped in the air, unleashing disk like objects. * Gicarodor!!!
Christie: * ran passed them as they belew up on the side of her. *
Yuffie and Sora: She's fast!
Sephiroth: * had already gone back inside. *
Cloud: she's like a female Kenshin! * He looked back. * (......) Where did Seph
get to.
Christie: * jumped in the air flipping Misai over, kicking her into the ground.*
(The others finally got to the Masion ( where there was no Luigi with a vaccum). Kasumi helped lay Ayane and Hayate on the couch, and ran out
to the back.)
Misha: * sees Riku stuck on the wall. * What the. How you get up there?
Crono: where's that guy at?
Marth: * tried to run pass Misha. *
Misha: * hit him in the throat, killing him instantly. * What guy?
Crono: the one with the silver hair.
Cloud: he ran in side.
Crono: ran in to get him.
Sesshomaru: * just looked at Misha. *
Misha: WHAT?! I'll bring him back later, he was in the way at the moment.
Sesshomaru: so, which one of us is really the evil one.
Yuffie: * helped Misha get Riku off the wall. * So, Riku who's your dad?
Riku: that is none of your business.
Misha: you worry we might find out, chicken-wuss.
Riku: (!!!!!!!)
Sora: she really called you that. *He started laughing. *
Leon: * pulled out his new sword. * Look at this baby, Cloud. I just got her.
Cloud: but that's a light-saber.
Leon: I know what it is.
Xion: * leans over to Tifa. * You know if Misha and Leon team up, they'll
be unstoppable.
Misai: * got up and punched at Christie. *
Christie: * moved to the side and kicked her in the mouth. *
Misai: * grabbed her mouth. *
Christie: * stepped to the side. *
Misha: * ran up to Misai jump kicking her and then flipping to her feet. *
Cloud and Leon: * ran to each side of Misai, pulling off a cross slash on her. *
Misai: * split in to four, dying instantly. *
Christie: works for me. * She grabbed Riku by the hair as they went in. *
(It has been five hours since they killed Misai, and they are all in the
Animasion.)
Xion: so when are you gonna bring blue hair back.
Misha: in just a moment.
Yuffie: so, Miss Christie....
Christie: just call me Christie.
Yuffie: ok. Christie, if you don't mind my asking who is Riku's father?
Sephiroth: * tried to sneak out again. *
Christie: don't move, you will stay right there. Riku's dad is none other then
that guy you see right there.
Misha: you mean his dad Seph the evil dark Lord.
Christie: yup, only he wasn't when I met him.
Sora: that must be why you two look so much alike.
Christie: but there is more... Sora do you even remotly know who your
mother is.
Sora: yeah, she back on Destiny Island.
Christie: no, she is not your mom... I am.
Leon: that's right and I'm your father.
Everyone: * looked at Seph, Leon and Christie. *
Sora: so, me and Riku are brother.
Riku: so that explains why we fight so much.
Misha: Seph, did you even know you had a son?
Sephiroth: well, you see the thing is....
Misha: can it.
Sephiroth: alright, alright, I did know but I kept an eye on him.
Sora: what do you mean by that?
Sephiroth: don't you remember me at all, Sora?
Sora: wait I think I got it.... No I seem to have... Wait is coming back.
Riku: goodness Sora, you fought him at the colisum.
Sora: that's right, I did. That means you were there for Riku.
Sephiroth: man you're slow.
Cloud: it must run in the family.
Everybody: * looked at Leon. *
Leon: what!
Kasumi: * came out of the kitchen drapped over Reno with a can of beer. *
Wow, Christie I didn't know you had any kids. You always seemed like a
cold heartless control freak to me. * She almost slipped out his hands, but
he caught her. *
Christie: because you're drunk, I'm letting that slid.
Hayate: * finally woke up, and saw Reno holding Kasumi. *
Reno: * was about to pick her up. *
Hayate: * ran over and punched him in the face, taking Kasumi away from him. * Don't you ever touch her again.
Misha: Hayate, no one's killing your sister.
Crono: * walked over and got the phoenix down from Misha. * How do I use
this stuff?
Misha, Cloud and Seph: throw it up.
Crono: * threw it over Marth, but the container came and hit Marth over head. * Uuhhh, I take it that wasn't good.
Lei Fang: * got another bottle of phoenix down and poured it in Marth's mouth. * You guys are the dumbest, this not your game it doesn't work like
that.
Marth: hey Misha, what's the big idea! How could you kill me like that?
Misha: easy, I just did it.
Marth: that's just not right y'know.
Misha: I liked you better dead.
Sephiroth: * pulled his sword. * That can be arranged. * He smriked. *
Marth: no, I'm s-sorry. * He ran out the door. *
Sesshomaru: I'm starting to see why Misha only have Anime instead of
Actual humans around her.
Xion: yeah, tell me about it. The girl is just plain evil.
Riku: I just hope you two don't expect me to call you mom and dad.
Misha: * kicked Riku in the back of the knee, making him fall to one. * Riku,
you see that man in black. Don't set off his temper, he won't hesitate to kill
you.
Riku: (.......)
Misha: you guys can do whatever, I'm going to bed. * She left. *
(And this is where it all ends. Hopefully if I'm a lucky person she'll never
write another crummy stories again. The end.)
Please let me know what you think of it and I'm sorry if I have offended some Star Wars fans out there. And yeah I know the title is dumb but still
I hope you enjoyed my werid tast in story writing.
The Twin
Misai: * is standing outside. * I've got sunshine-on a cloudy day, when it's cold outsi-ide I've got the month of ma-ay wel-ll . I guess you'll saye, what can make me feel this way...
Cloud: * walks up behind her. * That would be my question.
Misai: * stops singin' and pulls out a bat hitting him in the head. *
Cloud: * gets up rubbing his head. * What was that for you obssessed anime
freak. THAT HIT COST ME 1000 HP!
Misai: Cuz' I can that's why.
Cloud: Who are you? Why do you look like Misha, and Where is she anyway?
Misai: you ask to many question. She put me in charge so you people had better listen to me.
(Misai went inside the masion, and Cloud followed.)
Vincent: * looked up as they entered. * Misha, has it gotten dark out yet.
Cloud: Vinc that's not Misha, that's Misai.
Misai: let me give you a full introduction. I am Misai, Misha's evil twin half
human sister.
(Everybodies eyes went wide.)
Xion: * flipped his short sliver hair behind his ear. * Did you just say half
human.
Misai: affirmative.
Aoshi: * drew his sword. * So what's the other half?
Misai: stronger then that sword I can assure you. * She laughed with a high pitched tone. *
Sephiroth and Sesshomaru: * came in the T. V. room holding their ears. * What is that ear drenching noise. * They stopped and looked. *
Sephiroth: gee, Misha let us know when you're on your episodes will ya'.
Xion: Sephroth, man that ain't Misha.
Sephiroth: that's not my name, and how is that not Misha.
Cloud: her name is Misai, Misha's evil twin half human sister.
Sephiroth: evil huh.
Sesshomaru: what's the other half?
Yuffie: * ran in with Sora. * Look Sora there she is.
Sora: * pointed his Keyblade at her. * You devil spawn, give back the hearts
you have stolen!
Yuffie: I still can't believe that Misha is the heart thief.
Sora: who's Misha?
Sephiroth: don't look now Cloud, but it's that tworp from the arena.
Riku: * flew in with dark red wings. * No one will harm mylady Misai. * He
landed infront of her. *
Cloud: If they keep this up the whole cast will be here, and that's stupid no
matter how you look at it.
Sephiroth: A'man to that brother... A'man to that.
Sora: Riku!! GET OUT MY WAY.
Riku: NOT A CHANCE!
Sesshomaru: * starts glowing red. * Grr! Silence!
(Everyone stopped and looked at him.)
Sesshomaru: I WANT TO HEAR PEN DROP, SO STOP THIS NONESENES.
Misai: and why should I do that.
Vincent: does your brain work at all. He's more powerful then you'll ever be!
Sephiroth: * starts laughing uncontrolably. * That-was-sooooo-corny!
Vincent: you're hopeless my tenshi.
Sephiroth: who said I needed hope vinc.
Vincent: point taken.
Sora: Leon! She's in here!
Leon: * came through that door like lighting, with his gunblade chopping Riku's wings right off his back. * Now, Misai you *will* give back the hearts
of my friends!
Cloud: * eyes went wide. * Squall!!!!
Leon: I go by Leon now.
Riku: * tried to charge Leon. * My wings.
Sora: * jumped in front Riku, slashing him in the face. * STAY BACK!
(While this was going on in the Masion. Tifa, Crono, Kasumi, Lei Fang, Reno,
and Mitsuhide were out looking for Mesha. They'd thought checking the land
of Yu-Gi-Oh would do justice but they were wrong. The next stop for them
is the land of Yu yu Hakusho.)
Crono: why am I even here I have nothing to do with this.
Tifa: well phoenix, it was either you or that nerd boy that can change into a
mol.
Kasumi: you act like we wanted you here.
Crono: what is that suppoesed to mean? * He shot her a look. *
Lei Fang: * walked up to Yusuke. * Hey Yusuke, we can't seem to find...
Yusuke: * cut her off. * Misha...
Reno: how did you know?
Yusuke: there's been a lota talk between some unknown Ninjas and the big
underworld boss...
Mitsuhide: underworld boss?
Hiei: * was in the shadows as always. * Vega of the Street Fighter relam.
Tifa: all I want to know is, is Misha here or not.
Hiei: baka, we wouldn't have told you all this if she wasn't.
Tifa: * sweat dropped. *
Mitsuhide: but do you know where she is.
Yusuke: Yeah, follow us.
(So they all followed him into the shadows.)
Crono: * followed behind them, mummbling to himself. * I don't see why
they couldn't make Yugo come instead.
Kasumi: you know what Crono, why don't you go sre..
Lei Fang: I'd rather you not finish that.
Mitsuhide: * walked upfront with Yusuke, his hand lumed over his sword ready for anything and a honest god dead look in his eyes. * I 'will' sever every lim from their bodies.
Hiei: gee, and I thought I was evil.
Reno: * tosses back his 30th can of beer. *
(Tifa's 'PHS' rang, everyone stopped to look.)
Tifa: * answers it. * Yo!
Cloud: * from the 'PHS'. * Did you guys find her yet?!
(There's a loud crash and thud in the background, then it went silent.)
Kasumi: well, that sounded distrubbing.
(Yusuke and Mitsuhide on the other hand had already gone on and had found
the door.)
Yusuke: * whistled. * Lets go.
(Everyone followed Yusuke in to the building.)
Kasumi: * is now crouching in a staelth like way. * I think we should be as
quiet as possible.
Crono: and I think you should just not talk, but we all can't have what we want.
Kasumi: just suck it, you fighter wanna be.
Crono: you're just saying that cuz' ratty did.
Lei Fang: you two cut it out.
Hiei: * put his hand up, silencing everyone. * I hear something.
????: * from somewhere inside. * I command you to SHUT UP!
????: * from somewhere inside. * OH YEAH! Command this. * There was silence, and then a loud gasp. *
????: * from somewhere inside. * if you don't tell us what you did with it we'll have Misai...
????: * from somewhere inside. * Misai won't do a dang thang.
????: * from somewhere inside. * Vega, sir. shall I give her the treatment.
Vega: very well. Treat her, you may.
Hiei: I wonder what they want from her.
Yusuke: it's Misha we're talkin' 'bout. It's prolly somethin' dumb.
Tifa: you raise a point.
(Back at the Masion * Pauses. * Luigi walks by with his vaccum. * Clears
Throat. * Sorry wrong Masion. Back at the Animasion Cloud, Sora, Leon,
Sephiroth, Yuffie, Riku, Sesshomaru, Xion, and Misai are now in the backyard.)
Cloud: * looked back at the damage they made on parts of the masion. * Do
any of you know what's going to happen to us if she see this.
Misai: you won't be around much longer to even worry yourself about it.
Leon: * charged at her. *
Misai: * turned Leon into stone. * Better hope someone has some soft on hand.
(Everyone looked at one another.)
Xion: eh! Don't tell me ya'll ain't got any.
Sephiroth: alright we won't tell you, I really don't care if he crokes anyway.
Xion: that's not.. * He sighs. * Just give me the money and I'll go get it.
Sephiroth: * gave Xion $200 gil. *
Xion: what do you take me for a fool, it cost more then that.
Sephiroth: what! You think I'm rich, money don't grow on trees.
Cloud: * walked up to Xion and gave him $300 gils more. * Seph that is like
the most cliched line ever.
Xion: * ran off to the store. *
Sesshomaru: * ran at Misai, using the fur on his right shoulder to slap a
very shocked Riku out of the way, and grabb an unsusppecting Misai by
the throat. *
Misai: if you kill me now.. Even if you get the remedies it won't help.
Sesshomaru: * looked back at everyone. *
Everyone: * just looked in return. *
Sesshomaru: WELL!
Sora: well, what?
Sesshomaru: should I kill her now or later.
Yuffie: * started laughing. * Now or later.
Cloud: shut up, dang.
Sephiroth: I told you before. I don't care what anyone does to him.
Sora: go ahead. I'm sure that Square Einx will hang us for this, but whatever.
Yuffie: but if he stays stuck like this Rinoa will be here every single day.
Sephiroth: just kill her all ready.
Sesshomaru: very well.
Marth: hey dog boy.
Sesshomaru: * turned to see that it was Marth who'd called him that. * I
thought I told you to jump off that cliff.
Marth: yeah, but I sorta changed my mind.
Sesshomaru: * swung Misai around and threw her into Marth, knocking them
to the ground. * Let me guess. You've come to take revenge for your um...
friend Roy right. * He shifted his eyes. *
Xion: * came back running pass Marth. * N-nani?!
(Now back to our show, in YYH land Hiei was trying to disarm a bomb,
got ya. The gang had advanced further in and were now able to see Misha, however they saw that she wasn't even tied up or gaged.)
Mistuhide: * peered around the corner. * I don't get, she's just fine.
Kasumi: * was also looking. * wait da sec... There's my brother, Ayane and
the other guy, I have noda clue who he is.
Mitsuhide: that's Hanzo Hattori.
Tifa: well, it looks to me like she out maned.
Crono: and you are saying this because.
Kasumi: * kicked Crono in the face. * Baka.
Ayane: Misha?
Misha: nanda. * She flicked her a look. *
Ayane: I guess the force really ain't on your side.
Hayate: * backhanded Ayane in the mouth. * Urusai! If you say things like
that we 'will' lose.
Ayane: * rubbed her mouth. *
Vega: calm down you should, Hayate. Fine, everything will be.
Misha: don't fool yourself.
Vega: fool, I am not.
Reno: * was still in hiding with the others. * What is this guy? The human version of Yoda.
Everyone: (..............) * looked at each others. * Yoda, he is not.
Hanzo: Misha, it's real simple. All you have to do is give us back the remote.
Hiei: WHAT!? All this for dumb worthless object.
Everybody: * looked back at Hiei. *
Vega: * run. * Get them.
Ayane: wow, what a lot of help he was.
Reno: Misha!
Misha: * looked at him. *
Reno: remember what O-beone said. * He ran off to help fight. *
Misha: (????)
Lei Fang: * ran pass Misha. * Remember the force.
Misha: * said nothing. *
Yusuke: * punched Hanzo in the face and ran pass Misha. * Misha, you
should honestly to remember what people say to you.
Misha: * stood up. *
Hayate: * put his hand on her shoulder. * Misha, I hope you will remember
what I told you.
Misha: * gave him a blank look. * What did you tell me?
Hayate: I don't know.
Misha: then why did you tell me that?
Hayate: cuz' everyone eles was doin' it.
Mitsuhide: * hit Hayate over the head, knocking him out, and stood next
to Mesha. * Misha, remember I'm always here for you.
Kasumi: * kicked Ayane on the knee and then kicked right into the wall. * Ah!
Misha don't foreget, we have to get back.
(And now we go back to the Animasion's backyard.)
Riku: * jumped in the air throwing fireballs.
Christie: *came out the backdoor not awear of the situation. *
Leon: CHRRIIISSSSTTTTTIIIIEEEE! * He tried to dive and push her out
of the way, but she was already gone. *
Sephiroth: Christie's here? * He tried to run and hide, but thanks to his
kluminess he triped over a pabble.
Cloud: * laughed and laughed and laughed. * He really fell.
Christie: * ran upto Riku gabbing his arm. * What are you doing here?!
Riku: MOM! But why are you here.
Everyone:MOM!!!!
Sora: Riku, you told me your mom died.
Riku: I only just found that out recently. I didn't know any of this back on
the Island.
Christie: * flicked Riku on the nose. * What do you think you're doing here.
Riku: doing what my master wants at the moment... I was highered, mom.
Christie: * kicked Riku dead on the arm, knocking him down. * Master! I
think you know better then to become someone's slave.
Riku: but mom.... * He got slapped in the mouth by Christie. *
Christie: go get in the car, now.
Riku: (......)
Christie: NOW!!!!
Riku: * walked back to the door. *
Misai: * threw 8 nails, sticking Riku on the wall. * I didn't say you were done
did I. * When she looked back to were Christie was. *
Christie: * had already started running at Misai. *
Xion: why'd she lock someone's child up on the wall right infront of them.?
Sesshomaru: and to top it off, he's the son of an assassin.
Misai: * jumped in the air, unleashing disk like objects. * Gicarodor!!!
Christie: * ran passed them as they belew up on the side of her. *
Yuffie and Sora: She's fast!
Sephiroth: * had already gone back inside. *
Cloud: she's like a female Kenshin! * He looked back. * (......) Where did Seph
get to.
Christie: * jumped in the air flipping Misai over, kicking her into the ground.*
(The others finally got to the Masion ( where there was no Luigi with a vaccum). Kasumi helped lay Ayane and Hayate on the couch, and ran out
to the back.)
Misha: * sees Riku stuck on the wall. * What the. How you get up there?
Crono: where's that guy at?
Marth: * tried to run pass Misha. *
Misha: * hit him in the throat, killing him instantly. * What guy?
Crono: the one with the silver hair.
Cloud: he ran in side.
Crono: ran in to get him.
Sesshomaru: * just looked at Misha. *
Misha: WHAT?! I'll bring him back later, he was in the way at the moment.
Sesshomaru: so, which one of us is really the evil one.
Yuffie: * helped Misha get Riku off the wall. * So, Riku who's your dad?
Riku: that is none of your business.
Misha: you worry we might find out, chicken-wuss.
Riku: (!!!!!!!)
Sora: she really called you that. *He started laughing. *
Leon: * pulled out his new sword. * Look at this baby, Cloud. I just got her.
Cloud: but that's a light-saber.
Leon: I know what it is.
Xion: * leans over to Tifa. * You know if Misha and Leon team up, they'll
be unstoppable.
Misai: * got up and punched at Christie. *
Christie: * moved to the side and kicked her in the mouth. *
Misai: * grabbed her mouth. *
Christie: * stepped to the side. *
Misha: * ran up to Misai jump kicking her and then flipping to her feet. *
Cloud and Leon: * ran to each side of Misai, pulling off a cross slash on her. *
Misai: * split in to four, dying instantly. *
Christie: works for me. * She grabbed Riku by the hair as they went in. *
(It has been five hours since they killed Misai, and they are all in the
Animasion.)
Xion: so when are you gonna bring blue hair back.
Misha: in just a moment.
Yuffie: so, Miss Christie....
Christie: just call me Christie.
Yuffie: ok. Christie, if you don't mind my asking who is Riku's father?
Sephiroth: * tried to sneak out again. *
Christie: don't move, you will stay right there. Riku's dad is none other then
that guy you see right there.
Misha: you mean his dad Seph the evil dark Lord.
Christie: yup, only he wasn't when I met him.
Sora: that must be why you two look so much alike.
Christie: but there is more... Sora do you even remotly know who your
mother is.
Sora: yeah, she back on Destiny Island.
Christie: no, she is not your mom... I am.
Leon: that's right and I'm your father.
Everyone: * looked at Seph, Leon and Christie. *
Sora: so, me and Riku are brother.
Riku: so that explains why we fight so much.
Misha: Seph, did you even know you had a son?
Sephiroth: well, you see the thing is....
Misha: can it.
Sephiroth: alright, alright, I did know but I kept an eye on him.
Sora: what do you mean by that?
Sephiroth: don't you remember me at all, Sora?
Sora: wait I think I got it.... No I seem to have... Wait is coming back.
Riku: goodness Sora, you fought him at the colisum.
Sora: that's right, I did. That means you were there for Riku.
Sephiroth: man you're slow.
Cloud: it must run in the family.
Everybody: * looked at Leon. *
Leon: what!
Kasumi: * came out of the kitchen drapped over Reno with a can of beer. *
Wow, Christie I didn't know you had any kids. You always seemed like a
cold heartless control freak to me. * She almost slipped out his hands, but
he caught her. *
Christie: because you're drunk, I'm letting that slid.
Hayate: * finally woke up, and saw Reno holding Kasumi. *
Reno: * was about to pick her up. *
Hayate: * ran over and punched him in the face, taking Kasumi away from him. * Don't you ever touch her again.
Misha: Hayate, no one's killing your sister.
Crono: * walked over and got the phoenix down from Misha. * How do I use
this stuff?
Misha, Cloud and Seph: throw it up.
Crono: * threw it over Marth, but the container came and hit Marth over head. * Uuhhh, I take it that wasn't good.
Lei Fang: * got another bottle of phoenix down and poured it in Marth's mouth. * You guys are the dumbest, this not your game it doesn't work like
that.
Marth: hey Misha, what's the big idea! How could you kill me like that?
Misha: easy, I just did it.
Marth: that's just not right y'know.
Misha: I liked you better dead.
Sephiroth: * pulled his sword. * That can be arranged. * He smriked. *
Marth: no, I'm s-sorry. * He ran out the door. *
Sesshomaru: I'm starting to see why Misha only have Anime instead of
Actual humans around her.
Xion: yeah, tell me about it. The girl is just plain evil.
Riku: I just hope you two don't expect me to call you mom and dad.
Misha: * kicked Riku in the back of the knee, making him fall to one. * Riku,
you see that man in black. Don't set off his temper, he won't hesitate to kill
you.
Riku: (.......)
Misha: you guys can do whatever, I'm going to bed. * She left. *
(And this is where it all ends. Hopefully if I'm a lucky person she'll never
write another crummy stories again. The end.)
Please let me know what you think of it and I'm sorry if I have offended some Star Wars fans out there. And yeah I know the title is dumb but still
I hope you enjoyed my werid tast in story writing.