Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The Videophone part I ❯ The Videophone part I ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Zetsuni-San 
Rufus has bought a Video Phone that
can call any world and place, find
out what they do with it.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.20.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 551 | Status: Completed
Rufus has bought a Video Phone that
can call any world and place, find
out what they do with it.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 05.20.2006 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.5K | Visits: 551 | Status: Completed
(The Videophone part I)
(Misha and Rufus enter the huge house to see Tifa, Reno, Rude, and Irvine playing a game of strip poker at the table*Irvine told me to write that so deal with it*. At the sofa were Vincent, Barret, Aerith, and Cloud they were watching ET. *No.. not the alien*Entertainment Tonight, but it was 12:00 in the afternoon.)
Rufus: *Claps for everyone's attention *
Everyone: * looks at Rufus*
Rufus: *holds out hand with something in it*This is a videophone. I got it so we can make Important calls with video.
Misha: *Tip toes out, so Rufus doesn't notice. *
Irvine: *who's playing strip poker and is trying his best to get Tifa into
Her bra. * Why is that every time you go out joyriding you come back,
Broke, you make what…. *is interrupted by Rufus. *
Rufus: You know no one listens to cowboys.
Vincent: *goes over to Rufus and takes the videophone. *
Sephiroth: * enters, sees the videophone. * Where the hell…never mind. I'm sure the person who got it was dumb as hell. *looks at Rufus. *
Rufus: It can call any place or any world, just put in the name of the place.
Irvine: Here's a place to call, Hyrule Castle*wins and finally gets Tifa in her bra. * You still look like Tifa to me, even if they took you down a few cup sizes.. Why did they do it again I Never remember?
Tifa: If you weren't right I would knock the hell out of you.
Irvine: Then I'll be forever pure. *tips hat and grins. *
Sephiroth: *shakes head. * You're a dork and a cowboy geek. I don't know why Misha Put you in this fanfic anyway.
Irvine: Because I'm much better lookin' then ya.
Misha: *enters* How's my fanfic doing.
Sephiroth: It could be better…without cowboy dork that is.
Cloud: *still watching entertainment tonight * Y'know you all should really be focusing on the videophone.
Rufus: *takes the VP away from Vincent. *
Aerith: Misha I have a question?
Misha: * looks at Aerith* Yeah.
Aerith: Why did you pick that name?
Misha: Cuz' I thought it was cool unique name and I liked it.
Sephiroth: Alright dead girl you've asked enough questions* gets hit by a book that Misha threw. * Ow!
Misha: Leave her alone will you. Anyway, it's time I end this fanfic, I will write another one though.
Sephiroth: hopefully without the cowboy geek or the flower girl
That I killed. * laughs*
Misha: SEPHIROTH!.. *hits him again. * That's mean. Anyhow, that's the end of this fic.
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(The Videophone part II)
(Rufus turns on the videophone to contact Hyrule Castle.)
Rufus: *still waiting for it to connect with them. *
(Misha, Sephiroth, and some other guy enter with them.)
Misha: Hey all. Where's Aerith?
Sephiroth: Hopefully dead *laughs*
Misha: You are such an ass.
Rude: Who's our new friend?
Misha: This is Mitsuhide; he's my favorite SW character. * goes off to
find Aerith. *
Mitsuhide: * goes over to Rufus and shows him how to
work the VP. *
Cloud: *enters with Tifa, and sees Mitsuhide. *
Rude: His name is Mitsuhide; he came with Misha and Roth.
Sephiroth: That's Seph or Sephiroth; damn you guys are so annoying.
Tifa: *takes Clouds hand, goes into a corner and starts making out.
Everyone: *stare in shock. *
Sephiroth: So……… does this mean I can kill that dumb ass
Flower girl again.
Squall: *enters* Is that all you can think about, damn!
Sephiroth: I thought Cloud was all in love with that ancient.
Cloud: *breaks the kiss* She dumped me for Irvine…um..Something
About him pleasing her the way that I couldn't.
Rufus: That explains why they're both missing at the moment.
Cloud: No…you think. * goes back to making out with Tifa. *
Rufus: * looks at the VP. It finally comes in*
(Hyrule Castle)
Link/Marth: * looks at the VP. *
Peach: *takes it away. * I told yall if we wait someone would talk to
Us.
Zelda: Damn! They took long enough. Who are we talking to?
(Huge House)
Rufus: This is Rufus.
(Hyrule Castle)
Ganondorf: Oh look it's another person that doesn't know
His head from his ass.
Link: Ganon, how can you talk when yours is farthest up? * laughs loudly. *
Ganondorf: *gets upset. * Would you like to be shown?
(Huge House)
Sephiroth: Now that's a smart guy.
Misha: *enters. * I can't find her.
Sephiroth: Trust me… You don't want to.
Misha: What? Never mind.
Reeve: *enters, and looks over at Rufus who's holding
A VP. Goes over. *
Sephiroth: *gets mad * Misha why in hell is he here?!
Misha: Cuz' we need more people. * Grins evilly*
Reeve: VPs are nice to have around when your honey
Is far away, and the digital details are perfect. * smiles stupidly. *
Sephiroth: Eww! You see.. That wouldn't bother me as much if
It was a girl he was referring to. *shudders*
Mitsuhide: *goes over to Seph and Misha. * So..you said that this
Aerith chick can save my land.
Misha: She's occupied at the moment.
Sephiroth: The word is preoccupied, Misha.
Misha: * glares at him for a second. *
Mitsuhide: *give Misha a kiss on the cheek and leaves. *
Sephiroth: Why do you always manage to bring jackasses with you? * glares at Mitsuhide. *
Misha: * watching Mitsuhide with heart eyes as he leaves. *
Sephiroth: *poke her * Misha!
Misha: *snaps out of it * What… Yeah.
Sephiroth: I said he was a jackass.
Vincent: *enters* Your just mad cuz' Misha won't let you do that.
Misha: *blinks * What?
Vincent: Misha you're a dumb ass.
Misha: *gets mad * HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOES TO MEAN!
Vincent: It means tha…* Seph grabs his mouth. *
Sephiroth: It means that Vincent doesn't know when
To shut his mouth. * sweat drops *
Rufus: *still on the VP. *
(Hyrule Castle)
Roy: You guys have issues, but we have to get all the dumb asses in this world.
Marth: Oh..like you aren't.
(Huge House)
Misha: * goes over and takes the VP from Rufus. * If you're talking to Rufus
you are a dumb ass.
(Hyrule Castle)
Marth: I bet your lips taste as sweet as they Sound. * flips his hair and grins. *
Link: * smacks his head. * Who gave Marth the VP he's already at it again.
Peach: *stops fighting with Zelda. * Did he use that line about the mouth and
How it taste.
Link: Yeah he did.
Zelda: *goes over to Marth and hit him in the head with a Beam Sword. * Stop using that line on every girl that you see.
Marth: *goes flying. *
(Huge House)
Sehpiroth: *standing by Misha. * I'm glad someone did it before I did. Oh, and by the way. Squall, why are you here.
Squall: I'm waiting for Irvine. We're gonna pick up Zell on the way to the bar to meet with Reno.
Sephiroth: Good the cowboy jerk is upstairs with Aerith just knock before entering.
Squall: Whatever. *goes upstairs. *
Sephiroth: Man he's got issues. Umm… Where's Misha?
Reeve: She went off to find some guy I don't know.
Rufus: *turns off the VP. * Well this little baby will be with us for a while.
Sephiroth: You're stupid y'know. * sighs * I'm ending this fic for her then. * ends it and leaves. *
What did you think and please be honest. I wrote this fic when Tetsuya first
started holding it back so that thing about Tifas' cup sizes was put in there
cuz' I really think they did take her down a few sizes.
(Misha and Rufus enter the huge house to see Tifa, Reno, Rude, and Irvine playing a game of strip poker at the table*Irvine told me to write that so deal with it*. At the sofa were Vincent, Barret, Aerith, and Cloud they were watching ET. *No.. not the alien*Entertainment Tonight, but it was 12:00 in the afternoon.)
Rufus: *Claps for everyone's attention *
Everyone: * looks at Rufus*
Rufus: *holds out hand with something in it*This is a videophone. I got it so we can make Important calls with video.
Misha: *Tip toes out, so Rufus doesn't notice. *
Irvine: *who's playing strip poker and is trying his best to get Tifa into
Her bra. * Why is that every time you go out joyriding you come back,
Broke, you make what…. *is interrupted by Rufus. *
Rufus: You know no one listens to cowboys.
Vincent: *goes over to Rufus and takes the videophone. *
Sephiroth: * enters, sees the videophone. * Where the hell…never mind. I'm sure the person who got it was dumb as hell. *looks at Rufus. *
Rufus: It can call any place or any world, just put in the name of the place.
Irvine: Here's a place to call, Hyrule Castle*wins and finally gets Tifa in her bra. * You still look like Tifa to me, even if they took you down a few cup sizes.. Why did they do it again I Never remember?
Tifa: If you weren't right I would knock the hell out of you.
Irvine: Then I'll be forever pure. *tips hat and grins. *
Sephiroth: *shakes head. * You're a dork and a cowboy geek. I don't know why Misha Put you in this fanfic anyway.
Irvine: Because I'm much better lookin' then ya.
Misha: *enters* How's my fanfic doing.
Sephiroth: It could be better…without cowboy dork that is.
Cloud: *still watching entertainment tonight * Y'know you all should really be focusing on the videophone.
Rufus: *takes the VP away from Vincent. *
Aerith: Misha I have a question?
Misha: * looks at Aerith* Yeah.
Aerith: Why did you pick that name?
Misha: Cuz' I thought it was cool unique name and I liked it.
Sephiroth: Alright dead girl you've asked enough questions* gets hit by a book that Misha threw. * Ow!
Misha: Leave her alone will you. Anyway, it's time I end this fanfic, I will write another one though.
Sephiroth: hopefully without the cowboy geek or the flower girl
That I killed. * laughs*
Misha: SEPHIROTH!.. *hits him again. * That's mean. Anyhow, that's the end of this fic.
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(The Videophone part II)
(Rufus turns on the videophone to contact Hyrule Castle.)
Rufus: *still waiting for it to connect with them. *
(Misha, Sephiroth, and some other guy enter with them.)
Misha: Hey all. Where's Aerith?
Sephiroth: Hopefully dead *laughs*
Misha: You are such an ass.
Rude: Who's our new friend?
Misha: This is Mitsuhide; he's my favorite SW character. * goes off to
find Aerith. *
Mitsuhide: * goes over to Rufus and shows him how to
work the VP. *
Cloud: *enters with Tifa, and sees Mitsuhide. *
Rude: His name is Mitsuhide; he came with Misha and Roth.
Sephiroth: That's Seph or Sephiroth; damn you guys are so annoying.
Tifa: *takes Clouds hand, goes into a corner and starts making out.
Everyone: *stare in shock. *
Sephiroth: So……… does this mean I can kill that dumb ass
Flower girl again.
Squall: *enters* Is that all you can think about, damn!
Sephiroth: I thought Cloud was all in love with that ancient.
Cloud: *breaks the kiss* She dumped me for Irvine…um..Something
About him pleasing her the way that I couldn't.
Rufus: That explains why they're both missing at the moment.
Cloud: No…you think. * goes back to making out with Tifa. *
Rufus: * looks at the VP. It finally comes in*
(Hyrule Castle)
Link/Marth: * looks at the VP. *
Peach: *takes it away. * I told yall if we wait someone would talk to
Us.
Zelda: Damn! They took long enough. Who are we talking to?
(Huge House)
Rufus: This is Rufus.
(Hyrule Castle)
Ganondorf: Oh look it's another person that doesn't know
His head from his ass.
Link: Ganon, how can you talk when yours is farthest up? * laughs loudly. *
Ganondorf: *gets upset. * Would you like to be shown?
(Huge House)
Sephiroth: Now that's a smart guy.
Misha: *enters. * I can't find her.
Sephiroth: Trust me… You don't want to.
Misha: What? Never mind.
Reeve: *enters, and looks over at Rufus who's holding
A VP. Goes over. *
Sephiroth: *gets mad * Misha why in hell is he here?!
Misha: Cuz' we need more people. * Grins evilly*
Reeve: VPs are nice to have around when your honey
Is far away, and the digital details are perfect. * smiles stupidly. *
Sephiroth: Eww! You see.. That wouldn't bother me as much if
It was a girl he was referring to. *shudders*
Mitsuhide: *goes over to Seph and Misha. * So..you said that this
Aerith chick can save my land.
Misha: She's occupied at the moment.
Sephiroth: The word is preoccupied, Misha.
Misha: * glares at him for a second. *
Mitsuhide: *give Misha a kiss on the cheek and leaves. *
Sephiroth: Why do you always manage to bring jackasses with you? * glares at Mitsuhide. *
Misha: * watching Mitsuhide with heart eyes as he leaves. *
Sephiroth: *poke her * Misha!
Misha: *snaps out of it * What… Yeah.
Sephiroth: I said he was a jackass.
Vincent: *enters* Your just mad cuz' Misha won't let you do that.
Misha: *blinks * What?
Vincent: Misha you're a dumb ass.
Misha: *gets mad * HEY!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
SUPPOES TO MEAN!
Vincent: It means tha…* Seph grabs his mouth. *
Sephiroth: It means that Vincent doesn't know when
To shut his mouth. * sweat drops *
Rufus: *still on the VP. *
(Hyrule Castle)
Roy: You guys have issues, but we have to get all the dumb asses in this world.
Marth: Oh..like you aren't.
(Huge House)
Misha: * goes over and takes the VP from Rufus. * If you're talking to Rufus
you are a dumb ass.
(Hyrule Castle)
Marth: I bet your lips taste as sweet as they Sound. * flips his hair and grins. *
Link: * smacks his head. * Who gave Marth the VP he's already at it again.
Peach: *stops fighting with Zelda. * Did he use that line about the mouth and
How it taste.
Link: Yeah he did.
Zelda: *goes over to Marth and hit him in the head with a Beam Sword. * Stop using that line on every girl that you see.
Marth: *goes flying. *
(Huge House)
Sehpiroth: *standing by Misha. * I'm glad someone did it before I did. Oh, and by the way. Squall, why are you here.
Squall: I'm waiting for Irvine. We're gonna pick up Zell on the way to the bar to meet with Reno.
Sephiroth: Good the cowboy jerk is upstairs with Aerith just knock before entering.
Squall: Whatever. *goes upstairs. *
Sephiroth: Man he's got issues. Umm… Where's Misha?
Reeve: She went off to find some guy I don't know.
Rufus: *turns off the VP. * Well this little baby will be with us for a while.
Sephiroth: You're stupid y'know. * sighs * I'm ending this fic for her then. * ends it and leaves. *
What did you think and please be honest. I wrote this fic when Tetsuya first
started holding it back so that thing about Tifas' cup sizes was put in there
cuz' I really think they did take her down a few sizes.