Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 3 ( Chapter 4 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters except for myself, Cheezy Charlie, and ref. Nighttrain.
Sean: Welcome to Day 3 of the WDF. I'm Sean and with me is my CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.
Charlie:(eating some food) Mmm... that was delicious. Want some?
Sean: Ah... no thanks. Anyway, today's day is Championship Day. Three matches, three title bouts.
Charlie: (reads off paper) First match is Homer Simpson versus Al Bundy for the Non-Anime Championship.
Sean: You can read?
Charlie: Yeah. Also, this match is called the "On the Couch Match."
Sean: What the f%#@!&* is an "On the Couch Match"?
Charlie: An "On the Couch Match" is quite simple. First person on the couch with their feet on the coffee table, remote in hand, shoes off, and t.v. on wins the match.
Sean: Ohhhkkk! Now here come our fighters. First, our challenger, a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer Simpson. And our champion, a shoe salesman from Chicago, Al Bundy.
Charlie: Now, here's our ref, Nighttrain.
Nighttrain: Let's have a good fight. All I want from you guys is to be as lazy as you can be. Now, let's get it on!
(bell rings)
Al: Time to watch Hondo!
Homer: Not in your life.
Sean: This will be a great match. So far, Al and Homer are fighting over the remote.
Charlie: I want to see them both win.
Homer: I want to watch the Super Bowl!
Al: Well, Hondo starts in 15 minutes.
Sean: Well we know what shows Al and Homer want to watch.
Charlie: Al wants Hondo, and Homer wants the Super Bowl.
(Al and Homer take off their shoes)
Sean: And...(starts to stiff) does anyone smell something?
Charlie: (takes a whiff) Yeah.
(Audience smells odor and faints)
Sean: Oh dear god, do those guys ever think about using Odor Eaters?!
Charlie: I don't think so.
Sean: Well it smells like shit!(yells to the ring) Hey! Put your f#$@%&* shoes back on!
Nighttrain: Yeah, it rekes here.
(Al and Homer put their shoes back on, but Homer gets the upper hand)
Sean: I don't think this place will ever be the same.
Charlie: Look out!
(Homer threw Al into the Annoucer's box's glass window which protects Sean and Charlie from any thing that comes near them)
Sean:(see's Al dead, but not sure) Is he moving?
Charlie: I don't think so.
(Homer jumps on the couch and is declared the winner and new non-anime champion)
Sean: There's damn blood all over me! (grabs a towel and cleans off the blood) Alright, our next match is for the VG Championship between Kirby and Link.
Charlie: But who's the champ?
Sean: Link, stupid.
Charlie: Oh.
Sean: And here come our fighters.
Nighttrain: I want a, aw forget it, let's get it on.
(bell rings)
Sean: Do these guys speak?
Charlie: I don't think so.
(Kirby sucks in Link's sword)
Link: Hey! Give me back my sword, you powderpuff!
(Kirby becomes sword Kirby and cuts Link in half)
Kirby: Poiya... Poiya.
Nighttrain: Whoa Kirby, you won. Here's your prize.(gives Kirby the VG Championship Belt)
Sean: Kirby did a great job!
Charlie: That's right. Coming up is our last match. This is for the WDF Women's Championship. The match is between Amy Rose and Misty.
Sean: Well, they're both in the ring, so let's start things up.
(bell rings)
Misty: I will retain my title and beat Mai in a rematch.
Amy: That's if you win.(pulls out a piko-piko hammer) But I doubt you will. I guess Mai didn't finish the job huh?
(Amy whacks Misty into Nighttrain)
Misty: Thanks for breaking my fall.
Nighttrain: No problem.
Sean: I don't know how Misty will keep her title. What the f#$@%&*! It's Ash! And he brought his equalizer, his axe.
Ash: Misty, use this in the match to take Amy out, ok?
Misty: Ok.
Sean: Wow! Here we go!!! Amy! Misty! They attack at the same time!! Oh my god, both weapons have been destroyed!
Amy: No!!! My piko-piko hammer! You'll pay for this, Misty.(pulls out a mega cannon) Bye-Bye!!(fires it at Misty who is now nothing but ashes).
(bell rings)
Sean: Winner and new Women's Champion, Amy Rose.
Amy:(steals mic from Sean) I like to thank all the little out there who wittnessed this moment. I also want to thank one half of the WDF tag team Champions, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic:(confused) What?!!
Amy: You helped me Sonic.
Sonic: No I didn't.
Amy: Yes you did.
Sonic: No I didn't.
Amy: Yes you did.
Sean: Stop it! I don't care if you did or didn't but don't argue about it in front of an audience.
Amy: Sorry.
Sonic: Me too.
Sean: I starting to get a headache.
Charlie: While Sean lyes down, he wants to let you know that he wants you to keep sending in those reviews.
Sean: Starting next chapter, a new member will join our team.
Charlie: Who?
Sean: Can't tell you. So for Nighttrain, Cheezy Charlie, I'm Sean saying good bye from WDF!!
Sean: Welcome to Day 3 of the WDF. I'm Sean and with me is my CO-host, Cheezy Charlie.
Charlie:(eating some food) Mmm... that was delicious. Want some?
Sean: Ah... no thanks. Anyway, today's day is Championship Day. Three matches, three title bouts.
Charlie: (reads off paper) First match is Homer Simpson versus Al Bundy for the Non-Anime Championship.
Sean: You can read?
Charlie: Yeah. Also, this match is called the "On the Couch Match."
Sean: What the f%#@!&* is an "On the Couch Match"?
Charlie: An "On the Couch Match" is quite simple. First person on the couch with their feet on the coffee table, remote in hand, shoes off, and t.v. on wins the match.
Sean: Ohhhkkk! Now here come our fighters. First, our challenger, a safety inspector at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, Homer Simpson. And our champion, a shoe salesman from Chicago, Al Bundy.
Charlie: Now, here's our ref, Nighttrain.
Nighttrain: Let's have a good fight. All I want from you guys is to be as lazy as you can be. Now, let's get it on!
(bell rings)
Al: Time to watch Hondo!
Homer: Not in your life.
Sean: This will be a great match. So far, Al and Homer are fighting over the remote.
Charlie: I want to see them both win.
Homer: I want to watch the Super Bowl!
Al: Well, Hondo starts in 15 minutes.
Sean: Well we know what shows Al and Homer want to watch.
Charlie: Al wants Hondo, and Homer wants the Super Bowl.
(Al and Homer take off their shoes)
Sean: And...(starts to stiff) does anyone smell something?
Charlie: (takes a whiff) Yeah.
(Audience smells odor and faints)
Sean: Oh dear god, do those guys ever think about using Odor Eaters?!
Charlie: I don't think so.
Sean: Well it smells like shit!(yells to the ring) Hey! Put your f#$@%&* shoes back on!
Nighttrain: Yeah, it rekes here.
(Al and Homer put their shoes back on, but Homer gets the upper hand)
Sean: I don't think this place will ever be the same.
Charlie: Look out!
(Homer threw Al into the Annoucer's box's glass window which protects Sean and Charlie from any thing that comes near them)
Sean:(see's Al dead, but not sure) Is he moving?
Charlie: I don't think so.
(Homer jumps on the couch and is declared the winner and new non-anime champion)
Sean: There's damn blood all over me! (grabs a towel and cleans off the blood) Alright, our next match is for the VG Championship between Kirby and Link.
Charlie: But who's the champ?
Sean: Link, stupid.
Charlie: Oh.
Sean: And here come our fighters.
Nighttrain: I want a, aw forget it, let's get it on.
(bell rings)
Sean: Do these guys speak?
Charlie: I don't think so.
(Kirby sucks in Link's sword)
Link: Hey! Give me back my sword, you powderpuff!
(Kirby becomes sword Kirby and cuts Link in half)
Kirby: Poiya... Poiya.
Nighttrain: Whoa Kirby, you won. Here's your prize.(gives Kirby the VG Championship Belt)
Sean: Kirby did a great job!
Charlie: That's right. Coming up is our last match. This is for the WDF Women's Championship. The match is between Amy Rose and Misty.
Sean: Well, they're both in the ring, so let's start things up.
(bell rings)
Misty: I will retain my title and beat Mai in a rematch.
Amy: That's if you win.(pulls out a piko-piko hammer) But I doubt you will. I guess Mai didn't finish the job huh?
(Amy whacks Misty into Nighttrain)
Misty: Thanks for breaking my fall.
Nighttrain: No problem.
Sean: I don't know how Misty will keep her title. What the f#$@%&*! It's Ash! And he brought his equalizer, his axe.
Ash: Misty, use this in the match to take Amy out, ok?
Misty: Ok.
Sean: Wow! Here we go!!! Amy! Misty! They attack at the same time!! Oh my god, both weapons have been destroyed!
Amy: No!!! My piko-piko hammer! You'll pay for this, Misty.(pulls out a mega cannon) Bye-Bye!!(fires it at Misty who is now nothing but ashes).
(bell rings)
Sean: Winner and new Women's Champion, Amy Rose.
Amy:(steals mic from Sean) I like to thank all the little out there who wittnessed this moment. I also want to thank one half of the WDF tag team Champions, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic:(confused) What?!!
Amy: You helped me Sonic.
Sonic: No I didn't.
Amy: Yes you did.
Sonic: No I didn't.
Amy: Yes you did.
Sean: Stop it! I don't care if you did or didn't but don't argue about it in front of an audience.
Amy: Sorry.
Sonic: Me too.
Sean: I starting to get a headache.
Charlie: While Sean lyes down, he wants to let you know that he wants you to keep sending in those reviews.
Sean: Starting next chapter, a new member will join our team.
Charlie: Who?
Sean: Can't tell you. So for Nighttrain, Cheezy Charlie, I'm Sean saying good bye from WDF!!