Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ WDF's Violent Valentine(part 2) ( Chapter 16 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Captain Fat Ass 
this is part 2 of my three part PPV event. This chapter has three of the six matches that I included in the first part. See who wins.. then review and suggest matches.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Martial Arts / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.07.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 891 | Visits: 249 | Status: Completed
this is part 2 of my three part PPV event. This chapter has three of the six matches that I included in the first part. See who wins.. then review and suggest matches.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Martial Arts / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 02.07.2004 | Pages: 2 | Words: 891 | Visits: 249 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself, TAB, and Bill.
Sean: Welcome back to WDF's Violent Valentine. I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Well, let's kick Violent Valentine off with two of the heaviest men I ever seen. The first match will be between Eric Cartman and Dr. Eggman.
TAB: With thier combined weight, wouldn't the ring fall right through the ground?
Sean: I got that problem all figured out. Earlier today, we had some construction workers come to the arena and put some titanium flooring under the ring, so that way, the ring doesn't fall through the hole.
TAB: WOW!!! Amazing!
Sean: Thanks. Well, let the match begin!
(bell rings)
Eggman: Prepare for the fight of of your life.
Cartman: How about I teach to listen to my authorritah! (hits Eggman with a knightstick on Eggman's foot)
Eggman: OWWW!! That hurts you fat piece of garbage.
Cartman: Hey, I'm not fat, I'm big bonned!!!!
Eggman: Yeah right fatty.
Cartman: Alright, that's it!!!(runs right into Eggman and knocks him down)
Sean: I guess that's why you don't call Cartman fat.
~in the ring~
Cartman: You will respect my authorittah!(kicks Eggman's groin so hard, that the groin sticks to Cartman's foot and Eggman starts to bleed)
Eggman: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! My groin! You'll pay for this.( pulls out a mega cannon,but dies before he fires it)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner, Cartman.
Sean: That was sort of disgusting.
TAB: I agree. What's the next match anyway?
Sean: The next match is for the Non-Anime Championship between challenger Charlie Brown and champion Homer Simpson.
TAB: With Charlie Brown's luck, I'd say that his chances of winning are slim to none.
Sean: Don't think negative. Besides, the match hasn't even started, but it will right now!
(bell rings)
Homer: I wonder if they're to my homemade cookies. Mmmmmmmmm.... cookies.(drools)
CB: Sure, if you mind, we have to fight right now. Sir? Sir?
Sean: I can't believe Homer is not even listening to Charlie Brown.
TAB: Yeah. That is strange.
~in the ring~
CB: Sir? Sir? I can't believe that he won't listen to me.
Homer: (comes back from daydreaming) Huh? What is it kid? I have to fight someone?
CB: You're supposed to fight me.
Homer: (laughs)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're joking right?
CB: No, I'm not.
Bill: Homer, he isn't joking. Charlie Brown is your opponent.
Homer: Ok.(tries to grab Charlie Brown like he grabs Bart)
CB: Take this.(hits Homer in the gut)
Homer:(one of his famous lines) WHY YOU LITTLE! (starts to choke on Charlie Brown's throat.)
CB: (rusty voice) Let go of my throat you idiot.
Homer: No!!!(get's angrier and squezes Charlie Brown's throat even tighter)
CB: (rustier voice) Let go.(falls and is knocked out)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner and still WDF Non-Anime Champion, Homer Simpson.
Sean: That's sort of unfair to choke someone out. I like it!
TAB: Well, our third match is between MegaMan and Optimus Prime
Sean: The battle of the robots, so let's get this match underway!
(bell rings)
MM: Come on, I have to fight a robort x10 my size. That is so unfair!
Optimus: Come on MegaMan, life is not always fair. You have to take life as it is.
MM: Fine. I take this building and throw it right at you.(picks up building and throws it at Optimus)
Optimus: Oh no! They're many people in that building. I have to save them all!
MM: Oh no you don't.(Mega Man blasts Optimus with rapid plasma attacks)
Optimus: You like playing dirty. Well,(saves people in building and takes them out of the building) I'll return you the favor of attacking me with the building.
Megatron:(comes into arena and grabs building) I see that you were trying to hurt my star pupil, wern't you Optimus?
Optimus: Megaton! You're not supposed to be here! But since you are, how about we go outside and finish what we started.
Megatron: Fine. If that's what you want Optimus, that's what you'll get.
(both Optimus and Megatron fly through the top of the arena. the match is considered a draw)
Sean: I can't believe that Megatron showed up when he wasn't supposed to be here.
TAB: I can't believe that the match ended in a draw.
Sean: Well, that's all we have for this chapter. The rest of the PPV will be on the next chapter.
TAB: But for now, send in some reviews.
Sean: So for Bill and TAB, I'm Sean saying seeya until the next chapter.
Sean: Welcome back to WDF's Violent Valentine. I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: Well, let's kick Violent Valentine off with two of the heaviest men I ever seen. The first match will be between Eric Cartman and Dr. Eggman.
TAB: With thier combined weight, wouldn't the ring fall right through the ground?
Sean: I got that problem all figured out. Earlier today, we had some construction workers come to the arena and put some titanium flooring under the ring, so that way, the ring doesn't fall through the hole.
TAB: WOW!!! Amazing!
Sean: Thanks. Well, let the match begin!
(bell rings)
Eggman: Prepare for the fight of of your life.
Cartman: How about I teach to listen to my authorritah! (hits Eggman with a knightstick on Eggman's foot)
Eggman: OWWW!! That hurts you fat piece of garbage.
Cartman: Hey, I'm not fat, I'm big bonned!!!!
Eggman: Yeah right fatty.
Cartman: Alright, that's it!!!(runs right into Eggman and knocks him down)
Sean: I guess that's why you don't call Cartman fat.
~in the ring~
Cartman: You will respect my authorittah!(kicks Eggman's groin so hard, that the groin sticks to Cartman's foot and Eggman starts to bleed)
Eggman: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! My groin! You'll pay for this.( pulls out a mega cannon,but dies before he fires it)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner, Cartman.
Sean: That was sort of disgusting.
TAB: I agree. What's the next match anyway?
Sean: The next match is for the Non-Anime Championship between challenger Charlie Brown and champion Homer Simpson.
TAB: With Charlie Brown's luck, I'd say that his chances of winning are slim to none.
Sean: Don't think negative. Besides, the match hasn't even started, but it will right now!
(bell rings)
Homer: I wonder if they're to my homemade cookies. Mmmmmmmmm.... cookies.(drools)
CB: Sure, if you mind, we have to fight right now. Sir? Sir?
Sean: I can't believe Homer is not even listening to Charlie Brown.
TAB: Yeah. That is strange.
~in the ring~
CB: Sir? Sir? I can't believe that he won't listen to me.
Homer: (comes back from daydreaming) Huh? What is it kid? I have to fight someone?
CB: You're supposed to fight me.
Homer: (laughs)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're joking right?
CB: No, I'm not.
Bill: Homer, he isn't joking. Charlie Brown is your opponent.
Homer: Ok.(tries to grab Charlie Brown like he grabs Bart)
CB: Take this.(hits Homer in the gut)
Homer:(one of his famous lines) WHY YOU LITTLE! (starts to choke on Charlie Brown's throat.)
CB: (rusty voice) Let go of my throat you idiot.
Homer: No!!!(get's angrier and squezes Charlie Brown's throat even tighter)
CB: (rustier voice) Let go.(falls and is knocked out)
(bell rings)
Bill: Winner and still WDF Non-Anime Champion, Homer Simpson.
Sean: That's sort of unfair to choke someone out. I like it!
TAB: Well, our third match is between MegaMan and Optimus Prime
Sean: The battle of the robots, so let's get this match underway!
(bell rings)
MM: Come on, I have to fight a robort x10 my size. That is so unfair!
Optimus: Come on MegaMan, life is not always fair. You have to take life as it is.
MM: Fine. I take this building and throw it right at you.(picks up building and throws it at Optimus)
Optimus: Oh no! They're many people in that building. I have to save them all!
MM: Oh no you don't.(Mega Man blasts Optimus with rapid plasma attacks)
Optimus: You like playing dirty. Well,(saves people in building and takes them out of the building) I'll return you the favor of attacking me with the building.
Megatron:(comes into arena and grabs building) I see that you were trying to hurt my star pupil, wern't you Optimus?
Optimus: Megaton! You're not supposed to be here! But since you are, how about we go outside and finish what we started.
Megatron: Fine. If that's what you want Optimus, that's what you'll get.
(both Optimus and Megatron fly through the top of the arena. the match is considered a draw)
Sean: I can't believe that Megatron showed up when he wasn't supposed to be here.
TAB: I can't believe that the match ended in a draw.
Sean: Well, that's all we have for this chapter. The rest of the PPV will be on the next chapter.
TAB: But for now, send in some reviews.
Sean: So for Bill and TAB, I'm Sean saying seeya until the next chapter.