Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Day 20(Chapter before DEATHMANIA) ( Chapter 28 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
By: Captain Fat Ass 
This is the chapter before DEATHMANIA. These matches are funny except for the last one. You should get a kick out of this chapter. So read, review, suggest.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Martial Arts / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 03.02.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 230 | Status: Completed
This is the chapter before DEATHMANIA. These matches are funny except for the last one. You should get a kick out of this chapter. So read, review, suggest.
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Thriller / Martial Arts / Adventure / Action | Type: Crossover | Uploaded On: 03.02.2004 | Pages: 4 | Words: 1.6K | Visits: 230 | Status: Completed
Sean: Hey everyone. I'm glad that you like this fic so far.
TAB: Yep.
Sean: I told you in the earlier chapters that I was going to have two shows.
TAB: Yep.
Sean: However, since I can't keep up with your reviews and I'm sort of lazy, I've decided to make this a one show again.
Crowd: Yeah.
Sean: Hope you enjoy the show.
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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself.
Sean: Welcome to the WDF! I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: I've been waiting this long to see some great matches.
TAB: How?
Sean: Because next chapter is DEATHMANIA!
TAB: Oh.
Sean: To kick today off, we found Bob and his group of hobos take on a lot of Yoshi's lead by the Mario Bros.
TAB:(smells something) Ewww!!! Do those hobos ever bathe?
Sean: No, because they don't have a bath tub.
TAB: Ok.
Sean: Well, let the match begin!
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Bob: Duh.... Bob no like fighting. Bob like to kill.
Hobo # 1: That's what we're here for boss.
Bob: Oh.
~in the booth~
TAB: And Bob has the stupid look on his face.
Sean: TAB.
TAB: Yeah?
Sean: That's how Bob always looks.
TAB: Oh.
~in the ring~
Yoshi # 1: I like to hop and play.
Bob: Duh.... but Bob don't like to play.
~in the booth~
Sean: And Bob is attacking that Yoshi with a.... smelly gym sock?
TAB: And a moldy slice of pizza?
Sean: I've heard of strange things in my life, but never have I seen fighters use garbage in a match before.
TAB: Me neither.
~in the ring~
Bob: Duh... take this.(throws pizza at Yoshi # 1)
The Hobos except Bob: Come and get us you stupid Yoshis.
Yoshis except # 1: Here we come!(They come after the hobos, but get killed by bad body odor)
Bob: Duh.... Bob finish match.
Yoshi:(sweat drop) Huh?
Bob: Duh... you might need this.(the garbage in Yoshi # 1's hands kills him)
Mario & Luigi: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
(bell rings)
Sean: The winners of this match, the hobos!
~in the booth~
TAB:(smells me) Man, you reeke.
Sean: That's from standing next to the hobos.
TAB: Good point. Well, our next match is father versus son in the clash of the titans.
Sean: It's Bart Simpson versus Homer Simpson, the Non-Anime champion in a non title match.
TAB: Well, I think that Bart has the advantage in this matchup.
Sean: That's what you believe. Anyway, here is what's at stake. If Homer wins, he gets a life time supply of donuts.
Homer: WWOOOOHHHOOO!!!!
Sean: But if Bart wins, he'll get a new slingshot.
Homer: D'oh.
Sean: I wonder who'll win? Ah who cares, let's go.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Bart: Hey Homer?
Homer: What boy?
Bart: Eat my shorts.
Homer: No I won't.
Bart: Well guess who drank all of your beer?
Homer: Jeebus, help me. Wait, you drank my beer didn't you.
Bart: Yep. (laughs)
Homer: Why you little.(strangles Bart by the throat)
~in the booth~
Sean: And Homer is using his special on Bart.
TAB: What?
Sean: The strangulation.
TAB: Got yeah.
~in the ring~
Bart: Try to catch me now Hom boy. ( grabs his skateboard and rides around the arena)
Homer: Come back here boy.(slips on the gym sock that was used in the previous match) WHOA!!(knocked out cold)
Flanders:(first person Homer sees when waking up) Hi-diddly-ho, nebiour-ino.
Homer: Shut up Flanders.
Flanders: Ookly-dookly.(leaves arena)
Bart:(sees Homer back on his feet) I see that you got back up, huh?
Homer: Boy, come back here so I can give you a spakin.
Bart: Make me.
Krusty:(threaten by Homer) Hey, hey Bart. I want you to come over here and stand right next to me.
Bart: Nice try Homer.
Homer:(furious) AUURRRRRGHHHH!!! Why don't my plans actually work.(kicks the wall. The wall starts to shake and Bart falls into a ditch that was used in previous chapters) I think that I should heat things up.(lights a match and throws it into the ditch. The fire burns and kills Bart)
(bell rings)
TAB: Winner, Homer Simpson!
Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer.
~in the booth~
Sean: I guess Homer must be happy about himself.
TAB: Guess so.
Sean: Well, now our final match is between two of my big reviewers. BIG_DADDY and thunderchaos.
TAB: Let's see who wins this matchup.
Sean: I know. And this will be the match that I think no one will ever forget. Soooo..... let's get it on!
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
BIG_DADDY: I know that where I stand, I will be victorious.
thunderchaos: Oh yeah?
BIG_DADDY: Yeah.
~in the booth~
Sean: And the two men are staring each other down.
TAB: Will they both use their secret weapons?
Sean: Not off the bat. They'll start off by fighting with fists before they use GRIZZLY BEAR or The Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon.
TAB: Folks, try saying that 10x fast.
~in the ring~
BIG_DADDY: If you don't move, I'll start off.(throws a heavy blow at thunderchaos) Now will you attack?
thunderchaos: With pleasure.(attacks BIG_DADDY with a kick to the chest) And if that isn't enough.(throws rapid punchs at BIG_DADDY)
BIG_DADDY: I think I'll unleash my true power.(rams thunderchaos into the wall. someone is watching the match in the shadows.) Let's try this again.(rams thunderchaos into the wall again. thunderchaos can hardly breathe)
thunderchaos:(breathing heavily) I won't go down without a heavily fought battle.(jumps on BIG_DADDY and strats to throw heavy punches to the face with lefts and rights)
BIG_DADDY: That's it, no more games.(pulls out a poke'ball) GRIZZLY BEAR, go!
(ball opens to reveal GRIZZLY BEAR)
GRIZZLY BEAR: RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!(attacks thunderchaos, but only gets the right arm which now causes thunderchaos to grab his right arm in pain.)
BIG_DADDY: Ok GRIZZLY BEAR, finish him off!(shadowy figure jumps from the shadows and attacks GRIZZLY BEAR.) What's the matter GRIZZLY BEAR, kill him!
????: He can't kill me. I'm trained to fight in the armed forces.
~in the booth~
Sean: No way!
TAB: It can't be.
Sean: It shouldn't be.
TAB: It is.
Sean & TAB: Nighttrain!!
~in the ring~
Nighttrain: This bear is nothing compared to me.
BIG_DADDY: What did you say?
thunderchaos: You heard what he said.
BIG_DADDY: GRIZZLY BEAR, forget thunderchaos. Get that armed forces guy.
(GRIZZLY BEAR attacks Nighttrain, but Nighttrain pulls out his rifle and blows him up)
Nighttrain: 1 down, 2 to go.
thunderchaos: Try beating this.(pulls out Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon.)
I'll kill you first before I kill BIG_DADDY.
Nighttrain: Think again.(pulls the cannon from the thunderchaos, breaks it in half, and eats it)
thunderchaos: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nighttrain:(belches) Tastes like chicken. Now where was I? Oh yeah.(starts to beat the living daylights out of BIG_DADDY and thunderchaos. Last, he throws both of them out of the arena.)
(bell rings)
Sean: Winner, ugh... Nighttrain.
~in the booth~
TAB: I can't believe that Nighttrain came back to the WDF.
Sean: Me neither. But to make things interesting, I'll put him in a match against BIG_DADDY for the # 1 contendership for the Non-Anime title at DEATHMANIA!
TAB: That is mean. I like it.
Sean: Me too. Well, that will do it for us.
TAB: Make sure that you read this fic, review, and suggest some matches.
Sean: So for TAB and the crew, I'm Sean saying good bye from the WDF and see you at DEATHMANIA in the next chapter!
TAB: Yep.
Sean: I told you in the earlier chapters that I was going to have two shows.
TAB: Yep.
Sean: However, since I can't keep up with your reviews and I'm sort of lazy, I've decided to make this a one show again.
Crowd: Yeah.
Sean: Hope you enjoy the show.
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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself.
Sean: Welcome to the WDF! I'm Sean.
TAB: And I'm TAB.
Sean: I've been waiting this long to see some great matches.
TAB: How?
Sean: Because next chapter is DEATHMANIA!
TAB: Oh.
Sean: To kick today off, we found Bob and his group of hobos take on a lot of Yoshi's lead by the Mario Bros.
TAB:(smells something) Ewww!!! Do those hobos ever bathe?
Sean: No, because they don't have a bath tub.
TAB: Ok.
Sean: Well, let the match begin!
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Bob: Duh.... Bob no like fighting. Bob like to kill.
Hobo # 1: That's what we're here for boss.
Bob: Oh.
~in the booth~
TAB: And Bob has the stupid look on his face.
Sean: TAB.
TAB: Yeah?
Sean: That's how Bob always looks.
TAB: Oh.
~in the ring~
Yoshi # 1: I like to hop and play.
Bob: Duh.... but Bob don't like to play.
~in the booth~
Sean: And Bob is attacking that Yoshi with a.... smelly gym sock?
TAB: And a moldy slice of pizza?
Sean: I've heard of strange things in my life, but never have I seen fighters use garbage in a match before.
TAB: Me neither.
~in the ring~
Bob: Duh... take this.(throws pizza at Yoshi # 1)
The Hobos except Bob: Come and get us you stupid Yoshis.
Yoshis except # 1: Here we come!(They come after the hobos, but get killed by bad body odor)
Bob: Duh.... Bob finish match.
Yoshi:(sweat drop) Huh?
Bob: Duh... you might need this.(the garbage in Yoshi # 1's hands kills him)
Mario & Luigi: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!
(bell rings)
Sean: The winners of this match, the hobos!
~in the booth~
TAB:(smells me) Man, you reeke.
Sean: That's from standing next to the hobos.
TAB: Good point. Well, our next match is father versus son in the clash of the titans.
Sean: It's Bart Simpson versus Homer Simpson, the Non-Anime champion in a non title match.
TAB: Well, I think that Bart has the advantage in this matchup.
Sean: That's what you believe. Anyway, here is what's at stake. If Homer wins, he gets a life time supply of donuts.
Homer: WWOOOOHHHOOO!!!!
Sean: But if Bart wins, he'll get a new slingshot.
Homer: D'oh.
Sean: I wonder who'll win? Ah who cares, let's go.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Bart: Hey Homer?
Homer: What boy?
Bart: Eat my shorts.
Homer: No I won't.
Bart: Well guess who drank all of your beer?
Homer: Jeebus, help me. Wait, you drank my beer didn't you.
Bart: Yep. (laughs)
Homer: Why you little.(strangles Bart by the throat)
~in the booth~
Sean: And Homer is using his special on Bart.
TAB: What?
Sean: The strangulation.
TAB: Got yeah.
~in the ring~
Bart: Try to catch me now Hom boy. ( grabs his skateboard and rides around the arena)
Homer: Come back here boy.(slips on the gym sock that was used in the previous match) WHOA!!(knocked out cold)
Flanders:(first person Homer sees when waking up) Hi-diddly-ho, nebiour-ino.
Homer: Shut up Flanders.
Flanders: Ookly-dookly.(leaves arena)
Bart:(sees Homer back on his feet) I see that you got back up, huh?
Homer: Boy, come back here so I can give you a spakin.
Bart: Make me.
Krusty:(threaten by Homer) Hey, hey Bart. I want you to come over here and stand right next to me.
Bart: Nice try Homer.
Homer:(furious) AUURRRRRGHHHH!!! Why don't my plans actually work.(kicks the wall. The wall starts to shake and Bart falls into a ditch that was used in previous chapters) I think that I should heat things up.(lights a match and throws it into the ditch. The fire burns and kills Bart)
(bell rings)
TAB: Winner, Homer Simpson!
Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer.
~in the booth~
Sean: I guess Homer must be happy about himself.
TAB: Guess so.
Sean: Well, now our final match is between two of my big reviewers. BIG_DADDY and thunderchaos.
TAB: Let's see who wins this matchup.
Sean: I know. And this will be the match that I think no one will ever forget. Soooo..... let's get it on!
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
BIG_DADDY: I know that where I stand, I will be victorious.
thunderchaos: Oh yeah?
BIG_DADDY: Yeah.
~in the booth~
Sean: And the two men are staring each other down.
TAB: Will they both use their secret weapons?
Sean: Not off the bat. They'll start off by fighting with fists before they use GRIZZLY BEAR or The Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon.
TAB: Folks, try saying that 10x fast.
~in the ring~
BIG_DADDY: If you don't move, I'll start off.(throws a heavy blow at thunderchaos) Now will you attack?
thunderchaos: With pleasure.(attacks BIG_DADDY with a kick to the chest) And if that isn't enough.(throws rapid punchs at BIG_DADDY)
BIG_DADDY: I think I'll unleash my true power.(rams thunderchaos into the wall. someone is watching the match in the shadows.) Let's try this again.(rams thunderchaos into the wall again. thunderchaos can hardly breathe)
thunderchaos:(breathing heavily) I won't go down without a heavily fought battle.(jumps on BIG_DADDY and strats to throw heavy punches to the face with lefts and rights)
BIG_DADDY: That's it, no more games.(pulls out a poke'ball) GRIZZLY BEAR, go!
(ball opens to reveal GRIZZLY BEAR)
GRIZZLY BEAR: RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!(attacks thunderchaos, but only gets the right arm which now causes thunderchaos to grab his right arm in pain.)
BIG_DADDY: Ok GRIZZLY BEAR, finish him off!(shadowy figure jumps from the shadows and attacks GRIZZLY BEAR.) What's the matter GRIZZLY BEAR, kill him!
????: He can't kill me. I'm trained to fight in the armed forces.
~in the booth~
Sean: No way!
TAB: It can't be.
Sean: It shouldn't be.
TAB: It is.
Sean & TAB: Nighttrain!!
~in the ring~
Nighttrain: This bear is nothing compared to me.
BIG_DADDY: What did you say?
thunderchaos: You heard what he said.
BIG_DADDY: GRIZZLY BEAR, forget thunderchaos. Get that armed forces guy.
(GRIZZLY BEAR attacks Nighttrain, but Nighttrain pulls out his rifle and blows him up)
Nighttrain: 1 down, 2 to go.
thunderchaos: Try beating this.(pulls out Mega Ultra Hyper Plasma Incinerator Cannon.)
I'll kill you first before I kill BIG_DADDY.
Nighttrain: Think again.(pulls the cannon from the thunderchaos, breaks it in half, and eats it)
thunderchaos: NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nighttrain:(belches) Tastes like chicken. Now where was I? Oh yeah.(starts to beat the living daylights out of BIG_DADDY and thunderchaos. Last, he throws both of them out of the arena.)
(bell rings)
Sean: Winner, ugh... Nighttrain.
~in the booth~
TAB: I can't believe that Nighttrain came back to the WDF.
Sean: Me neither. But to make things interesting, I'll put him in a match against BIG_DADDY for the # 1 contendership for the Non-Anime title at DEATHMANIA!
TAB: That is mean. I like it.
Sean: Me too. Well, that will do it for us.
TAB: Make sure that you read this fic, review, and suggest some matches.
Sean: So for TAB and the crew, I'm Sean saying good bye from the WDF and see you at DEATHMANIA in the next chapter!