Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ WDF's DEATHMANIA(part 2) ( Chapter 30 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself.

Sean: Welcome back. As you may recall, last time I said that you could vote on who wins the matches.

TAB: That's right.

Sean: Unforuntualy due to some minor problems on my review list, I will have to come up with the winners.

TAB: Are you nuts?

Sean: No.

TAB:Then why are you doing that?

Sean:Because I can't get any of my recent reviews.

TAB: Ok.

Sean: Our first match is for the WDF Tag Team Championship between Lewis and Oswald against Sonic and Shadow.

TAB: This match should be very interesting.

Sean: I hope we kick things off very well, so let's get it on.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Lewis: I think that I should go in first.

Sonic: Let me take care of this.

Shadow: Ok.

~in the booth~

Sean: And the matchup will startup with Lewis and Sonic.

TAB: And here they go!

~in the ring~

Lewis: I'll use my mop and clean this garbage out of the ring.

Sonic: Not if I get you first.(attacks and takes out Lewis) Time to tag in Shadow.

Shadow:(he's tagged in) Alright creep, time to finish the job.(uses dark spindash on Lewis)

Oswald: Lewis, tag me. Tag me.

Lewis: Ok. I'll try.(tags Oswald in)

Oswald: Time to die.(holds up a doll. Shadow laughs)

Shadow: I don't know if I should kill you or if I should kill myself from laughter.

Oswald: This is just a decoy.(pulls out a rocket launcher)

Shadow: Help.(Sonic jumps in to save his partner by kicking the launcher in the air.)

Sonic: Tag me.

Shadow: Fine.(tags Sonic in)

Sonic: Now, feel my wrath.(uses the 7 emeralds to become Supersonic) Beat me now.

Oswald: Ok.(tries to pinch him, but doesn't work.)

Sonic: Here's a real move, MACH 5 ATTACK!!!(flies into Lewis and Oswald like tissue)

(bell rings)

Sean: Winners and new WDF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Sonic and Shadow!

~in the booth~

Sean: That was a one sider.

TAB: Unless something could turn the table.

Sean: And speaking of turning the table, our next match can help our contenders in this matchup. It's between Seto Kaiba and Ash Ketchum.

TAB:(yawns, feels bored) What can turn the table in this matchup?

Sean: In this matchup, Kaiba can us his Duel Monsters and Ash can use his Pokemon.

TAB: Seriously.

Sean: Yes and it's for the # 1 contendership for the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

TAB: That's great.

Sean: I don't know if the crowd will like it, but will find out right now.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Kaiba: Look kid, I have no time to play games with you.

Ash: Believe me, I think you should get out of my way.

Kaiba: Is that a threat?

Ash: Yeah.

Kaiba: Then let's go!

~in the booth~

TAB: And here we go. Kaiba comes in and is about to make a move on Ash.

Sean: But Ash moves away from the attack.

TAB: Are these two evenly matched?

Sean: I think so TABBY, I think so.

~in the ring~

Kaiba: Fighting with fists is not working out. So I'll now summon a beast known as the Blue Eyes White Dragon.

Blue Eyes: RRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!
~in the booth~

TAB: I'm scared.

Sean: Me too.

TAB: Can this get any worse?

~in the ring~

Ash: If that's how you want to play, then I choose Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pika, Pi.

Blue Eyes: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

Kaiba: Blue Eyes White Dragon, White Lighting Attack!

Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt!

Pikachu: PPPPPIIIKKKKKAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUU!!!!!(shoots electricity out of it's body)

Blue Eyes: RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!(fires electricity from its mouth)

Kaiba: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Ash: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

(electricity causes a giant puff a smoke to appear)

~in the booth~

TAB: Is the fight over?

Sean: No, because the contestants haven't even been knocked out yet.

TAB: Oh.

~in the ring~

Kaiba: It's over.

Ash: For you.

(both see their monsters knocked out cold)

Ash: Hey Kaiba?

Kaiba: What?

Ash: Eat this!(hits Kaiba in the face so hard that he's knocked out with the monsters)

(bell rings)

TAB: Winner and # 1 contender of the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, Ash Ketchum!

Ash: Yes! Yugi, the quest for that title isn't over yet.

~in the booth~

Sean: That was an excellent matchup.

TAB: I think I'm going to be sick.(throws up in a paper bag)

Sean: What's sickening is our next matchup between former president Bill Clinton and Dragonball Z's Majin Buu.

TAB: Now I know I'm going to be sick.(goes into the bathroom and throws up)

Sean: Hey, not in there. Well let's get this over with.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Clinton: I'll take you down like I took the taxes down.

Buu: Buu no care. Buu hungry.

Clinton: Well, there's a fridge right over there.

Buu: Buu think Buu eat you.

Clinton: Me?! But I'm the former president. Everyone likes me.

Buu: Buu don't. Buu turn you into chocolate.(Buu zaps Clinton chocolate and eats him)

(bell rings)

Sean: Winner in a distgusting way, Majin Buu!

~in the booth~

Sean: TAB, are you still in the bathroom?(hears TAB still throwing up) I guess so. Well, this the end of this chapter of DEATHMANIA. The rest of the matches will be in the next chapter. Before I go, I want you to send in some reviews and some match suggestions. So, for the barfing TAB and the staff, I'm Sean saying see ya next chapter.