Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ WDF's DEATHMANIA(part 2) ( Chapter 30 )
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself.
Sean: Welcome back. As you may recall, last time I said that you could vote on who wins the matches.
TAB: That's right.
Sean: Unforuntualy due to some minor problems on my review list, I will have to come up with the winners.
TAB: Are you nuts?
Sean: No.
TAB:Then why are you doing that?
Sean:Because I can't get any of my recent reviews.
TAB: Ok.
Sean: Our first match is for the WDF Tag Team Championship between Lewis and Oswald against Sonic and Shadow.
TAB: This match should be very interesting.
Sean: I hope we kick things off very well, so let's get it on.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Lewis: I think that I should go in first.
Sonic: Let me take care of this.
Shadow: Ok.
~in the booth~
Sean: And the matchup will startup with Lewis and Sonic.
TAB: And here they go!
~in the ring~
Lewis: I'll use my mop and clean this garbage out of the ring.
Sonic: Not if I get you first.(attacks and takes out Lewis) Time to tag in Shadow.
Shadow:(he's tagged in) Alright creep, time to finish the job.(uses dark spindash on Lewis)
Oswald: Lewis, tag me. Tag me.
Lewis: Ok. I'll try.(tags Oswald in)
Oswald: Time to die.(holds up a doll. Shadow laughs)
Shadow: I don't know if I should kill you or if I should kill myself from laughter.
Oswald: This is just a decoy.(pulls out a rocket launcher)
Shadow: Help.(Sonic jumps in to save his partner by kicking the launcher in the air.)
Sonic: Tag me.
Shadow: Fine.(tags Sonic in)
Sonic: Now, feel my wrath.(uses the 7 emeralds to become Supersonic) Beat me now.
Oswald: Ok.(tries to pinch him, but doesn't work.)
Sonic: Here's a real move, MACH 5 ATTACK!!!(flies into Lewis and Oswald like tissue)
(bell rings)
Sean: Winners and new WDF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Sonic and Shadow!
~in the booth~
Sean: That was a one sider.
TAB: Unless something could turn the table.
Sean: And speaking of turning the table, our next match can help our contenders in this matchup. It's between Seto Kaiba and Ash Ketchum.
TAB:(yawns, feels bored) What can turn the table in this matchup?
Sean: In this matchup, Kaiba can us his Duel Monsters and Ash can use his Pokemon.
TAB: Seriously.
Sean: Yes and it's for the # 1 contendership for the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
TAB: That's great.
Sean: I don't know if the crowd will like it, but will find out right now.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Kaiba: Look kid, I have no time to play games with you.
Ash: Believe me, I think you should get out of my way.
Kaiba: Is that a threat?
Ash: Yeah.
Kaiba: Then let's go!
~in the booth~
TAB: And here we go. Kaiba comes in and is about to make a move on Ash.
Sean: But Ash moves away from the attack.
TAB: Are these two evenly matched?
Sean: I think so TABBY, I think so.
~in the ring~
Kaiba: Fighting with fists is not working out. So I'll now summon a beast known as the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Blue Eyes: RRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!
~in the booth~
TAB: I'm scared.
Sean: Me too.
TAB: Can this get any worse?
~in the ring~
Ash: If that's how you want to play, then I choose Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika, Pi.
Blue Eyes: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
Kaiba: Blue Eyes White Dragon, White Lighting Attack!
Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: PPPPPIIIKKKKKAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUU!!!!!(shoots electricity out of it's body)
Blue Eyes: RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!(fires electricity from its mouth)
Kaiba: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ash: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
(electricity causes a giant puff a smoke to appear)
~in the booth~
TAB: Is the fight over?
Sean: No, because the contestants haven't even been knocked out yet.
TAB: Oh.
~in the ring~
Kaiba: It's over.
Ash: For you.
(both see their monsters knocked out cold)
Ash: Hey Kaiba?
Kaiba: What?
Ash: Eat this!(hits Kaiba in the face so hard that he's knocked out with the monsters)
(bell rings)
TAB: Winner and # 1 contender of the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, Ash Ketchum!
Ash: Yes! Yugi, the quest for that title isn't over yet.
~in the booth~
Sean: That was an excellent matchup.
TAB: I think I'm going to be sick.(throws up in a paper bag)
Sean: What's sickening is our next matchup between former president Bill Clinton and Dragonball Z's Majin Buu.
TAB: Now I know I'm going to be sick.(goes into the bathroom and throws up)
Sean: Hey, not in there. Well let's get this over with.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Clinton: I'll take you down like I took the taxes down.
Buu: Buu no care. Buu hungry.
Clinton: Well, there's a fridge right over there.
Buu: Buu think Buu eat you.
Clinton: Me?! But I'm the former president. Everyone likes me.
Buu: Buu don't. Buu turn you into chocolate.(Buu zaps Clinton chocolate and eats him)
(bell rings)
Sean: Winner in a distgusting way, Majin Buu!
~in the booth~
Sean: TAB, are you still in the bathroom?(hears TAB still throwing up) I guess so. Well, this the end of this chapter of DEATHMANIA. The rest of the matches will be in the next chapter. Before I go, I want you to send in some reviews and some match suggestions. So, for the barfing TAB and the staff, I'm Sean saying see ya next chapter.
Sean: Welcome back. As you may recall, last time I said that you could vote on who wins the matches.
TAB: That's right.
Sean: Unforuntualy due to some minor problems on my review list, I will have to come up with the winners.
TAB: Are you nuts?
Sean: No.
TAB:Then why are you doing that?
Sean:Because I can't get any of my recent reviews.
TAB: Ok.
Sean: Our first match is for the WDF Tag Team Championship between Lewis and Oswald against Sonic and Shadow.
TAB: This match should be very interesting.
Sean: I hope we kick things off very well, so let's get it on.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Lewis: I think that I should go in first.
Sonic: Let me take care of this.
Shadow: Ok.
~in the booth~
Sean: And the matchup will startup with Lewis and Sonic.
TAB: And here they go!
~in the ring~
Lewis: I'll use my mop and clean this garbage out of the ring.
Sonic: Not if I get you first.(attacks and takes out Lewis) Time to tag in Shadow.
Shadow:(he's tagged in) Alright creep, time to finish the job.(uses dark spindash on Lewis)
Oswald: Lewis, tag me. Tag me.
Lewis: Ok. I'll try.(tags Oswald in)
Oswald: Time to die.(holds up a doll. Shadow laughs)
Shadow: I don't know if I should kill you or if I should kill myself from laughter.
Oswald: This is just a decoy.(pulls out a rocket launcher)
Shadow: Help.(Sonic jumps in to save his partner by kicking the launcher in the air.)
Sonic: Tag me.
Shadow: Fine.(tags Sonic in)
Sonic: Now, feel my wrath.(uses the 7 emeralds to become Supersonic) Beat me now.
Oswald: Ok.(tries to pinch him, but doesn't work.)
Sonic: Here's a real move, MACH 5 ATTACK!!!(flies into Lewis and Oswald like tissue)
(bell rings)
Sean: Winners and new WDF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, Sonic and Shadow!
~in the booth~
Sean: That was a one sider.
TAB: Unless something could turn the table.
Sean: And speaking of turning the table, our next match can help our contenders in this matchup. It's between Seto Kaiba and Ash Ketchum.
TAB:(yawns, feels bored) What can turn the table in this matchup?
Sean: In this matchup, Kaiba can us his Duel Monsters and Ash can use his Pokemon.
TAB: Seriously.
Sean: Yes and it's for the # 1 contendership for the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.
TAB: That's great.
Sean: I don't know if the crowd will like it, but will find out right now.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Kaiba: Look kid, I have no time to play games with you.
Ash: Believe me, I think you should get out of my way.
Kaiba: Is that a threat?
Ash: Yeah.
Kaiba: Then let's go!
~in the booth~
TAB: And here we go. Kaiba comes in and is about to make a move on Ash.
Sean: But Ash moves away from the attack.
TAB: Are these two evenly matched?
Sean: I think so TABBY, I think so.
~in the ring~
Kaiba: Fighting with fists is not working out. So I'll now summon a beast known as the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
Blue Eyes: RRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!
~in the booth~
TAB: I'm scared.
Sean: Me too.
TAB: Can this get any worse?
~in the ring~
Ash: If that's how you want to play, then I choose Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika, Pi.
Blue Eyes: RRRRROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!
Kaiba: Blue Eyes White Dragon, White Lighting Attack!
Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt!
Pikachu: PPPPPIIIKKKKKAAAAAACCCCCCHHHHHHUUUUUU!!!!!(shoots electricity out of it's body)
Blue Eyes: RRRROOOOOAAAAARRRR!!!!!!(fires electricity from its mouth)
Kaiba: Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
Ash: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
(electricity causes a giant puff a smoke to appear)
~in the booth~
TAB: Is the fight over?
Sean: No, because the contestants haven't even been knocked out yet.
TAB: Oh.
~in the ring~
Kaiba: It's over.
Ash: For you.
(both see their monsters knocked out cold)
Ash: Hey Kaiba?
Kaiba: What?
Ash: Eat this!(hits Kaiba in the face so hard that he's knocked out with the monsters)
(bell rings)
TAB: Winner and # 1 contender of the WDF HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, Ash Ketchum!
Ash: Yes! Yugi, the quest for that title isn't over yet.
~in the booth~
Sean: That was an excellent matchup.
TAB: I think I'm going to be sick.(throws up in a paper bag)
Sean: What's sickening is our next matchup between former president Bill Clinton and Dragonball Z's Majin Buu.
TAB: Now I know I'm going to be sick.(goes into the bathroom and throws up)
Sean: Hey, not in there. Well let's get this over with.
(bell rings)
~in the ring~
Clinton: I'll take you down like I took the taxes down.
Buu: Buu no care. Buu hungry.
Clinton: Well, there's a fridge right over there.
Buu: Buu think Buu eat you.
Clinton: Me?! But I'm the former president. Everyone likes me.
Buu: Buu don't. Buu turn you into chocolate.(Buu zaps Clinton chocolate and eats him)
(bell rings)
Sean: Winner in a distgusting way, Majin Buu!
~in the booth~
Sean: TAB, are you still in the bathroom?(hears TAB still throwing up) I guess so. Well, this the end of this chapter of DEATHMANIA. The rest of the matches will be in the next chapter. Before I go, I want you to send in some reviews and some match suggestions. So, for the barfing TAB and the staff, I'm Sean saying see ya next chapter.