Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ Confession, Spaceballs, and Star Wars ( Chapter 39 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except for myself.

Sean: Welcome to the WDF! I'm Sean.

BIG_DADDY: I'm BIG_DADDY.

Joey: I'm Joey.

TAB: And I'm Tabby.

Sean: Last time I said that I was going to tell you about the secret of my evil twin. Well, it all started when we were little kids. My brother's name was John. He wasn't a bully type, but I was. I beat people up for lunch money at Deathmatch Elementary.

Joey: So you were the one who beat me up?

Sean: Huh?

Joey: I went to Deathmatch Elementary as well. I think I was being beaten up by someone that looked just like you.

Sean: Yeah. I did beat you up once.

Joey: LET ME AT HIM!!!!!

BIG_DADDY: Hold it, hold it.

Gunlord: Yeah, chill man.

TAB: Don't get overexcited about something that happened years ago.

Sean: Well anyway, I'm sorry Joe. Anyway, I beat up people for lunch money. John just studied to get good grades.

Gunlord: This is boring.

BIG_DADDY: Get to the part where John becomes evil.

Sean: Ok. Well, after a while, I decided not to beat up anymore people and become a good citizen. John turned to the dark side when our parents split up. He was really angry when our mom died. That's when he vowed revenge on anyone that comes near him.

TAB: ~_~

Joey: Cool.

Gunlord: So, that's the story?

Sean: Yup.

BIG_DADDY: So, uh, do we have anything to do today?

Sean:(remembers) Oh yeah, I remembered that today will be a day for sci-fi geeks. All three matches are STAR WARS characters vs. SPACEBALLS characters.

Joey: Who is on the first match.

Sean: The first matchup is the battle of the bad guys between STAR WARS' Darth Vader and SPACE BALLS' Dark Helmet.

Gunlord: That's the stupidest match I've ever seen in my whole life.

Sean: Well will see. Let's start the match.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Vader: I see your a great foe lord Helmet.

Helmet:(evil voice) Yes, I'm one of the greatest warriors you've ever seen. So prepare to die.(pulls out dark ring of the scwartz(SPACE BALLS version of the force) and fires low at Vader.)

Vader: What kind of idiot fires at a person's balls?

Helmet:(pulls helmet shield up to reveal that he is a nerd. Nerd voice) I'm the kind of person, so shut up.(puts shield back on)

Vader: I think that you should see true power.(pulls out the dark side's lightsaber by using the power of the force)

Helmet:(evil voice) I got you now.(fires laser at Vader's balls again and hits)

~in the booth~

Sean: What the f&$#@ was that?

Joey: That was the ring of the scwartz. He hit him down below.

TAB: Well that has to hurt.

BIG_DADDY: I don't think Vader is getting up.

Gunlord: He's grabbing his balls and is declaring a forfeit.

Sean: A forfeit? I haven't seen a forfeit on my show ever.

(bell rings)

Sean: winner of this match, Dark Helmet.

TAB: I still say that this was a dumb match.

BIG_DADDY: Well, I guess we'll go right to our next match.

Sean: Our next match is a battle of the 2 wise midgets between STAR WARS' Yoda and SPACE BALLS' Yogurt.

TAB: Ummmmm...... I love yogurt.

Sean: Not that kind of yogurt. I'm mean Yogurt, the wise man from SPACE BALLS.

BIG_DADDY: He must be a weirdo.

Sean: He was played by Mel Brooks.

BIG_DADDY: Ok. He's an even bigger weirdo.

Joey: Well, let's get going.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Yoda: Um wise man you think are you. But think not of what knowledge you have.

Yogurt: I know that you will be going down. The power of the scwartz will guide me to victory.(uses the scwartz and attacks Yoda)

Yoda: Um difficult you must be. But be warned, you may not have to see what happen.

Yogurt: I should show you my power once again and for all.(uses the scwartz again, but is countered by Yoda's power of the force, then is cut in half by the lightsaber)

(bell rings)

TAB: Winner of this match, Yoda.

~in the booth~

Sean: So now the score is tied at 1.

Gunlord: The next match will decide who is the greatest force in the galaxy.

Sean: That's right. To make this look good, this last match is a 2 on 2 match between STAR WARS' Han Solo and Chewbacca the Wokki and SPACEBALLS' Lonestar and Barf the Mog.

TAB: What's a mog.

Sean: A mog is half man and half dog.

TAB: Oh. Well, let's get this battle underway.

(bell rings)

~in the ring~

Solo: Alright Chewwy, it's time to take action.

Chewbacca: RRROOOAAAAARRRR!!!!

Lonestar: Barf, are you ready?

Barf: Ready as I ever will be.(farts) Oops.

Lonestar: Let's go.

(Solo and Chewbacca come in and get the first blow on Lonestar and Barf)

Chewbacca: RRRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Barf: I see that you need your teeth cleaned. Here, chew on this.(gives Chewbacca a dog chow that makes a dog's mouth clean. This food caused Chewbacca to choke and fall uncouncious on the ground.) It worked.

Lonestar: Take this you thief.(attacks with a right, but misses)

Solo: Try this.(attacks with a left and connects. Knocks Lonestar down, but not out.)

Lonestar: I'll use the power of the scwartz.(uses the scwartz which kills Solo by pushing a log through his chest.)

(bell rings)

BIG_DADDY: Winners of this match, Lonestar and Barf.

TAB: If you say Barf again, I think I'll hurl.(face turns green) Uhhh.... gottta go.(runs to the bathroom and we hear barfing sounds)

~in the booth~

Gunlord: I think that this was a good show. Not a great show, but a good show.

Sean: Thanks. Before we sign off, I like to remind you that there are 3 spaces left in the tournament. If you want to join. Review and send me a deck of which you'll be using. And also send me reviews for this show and suggestions for matches. So for BIG_DADDY, Joey, Gunlord, Tabby who is still in the bathroom barfing, and crew, I'm Sean saying see you next time at the WDF!!!!!