Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ The WDF ❯ The Return of WDF ( Chapter 45 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Joey, BIG_DADDY, TAB, Gunlord, Godzilla, King Kong, Al Bundy, Eric Cartman, George W. Bush, or John Kerry. All I own is myself.

Sean: Welcome to another edition of the WDF! I'm Sean.

Joey: I'm Joey.

BIG_DADDY: I'm BIG_DADDY.

Gunlord: I'm Gunlord.

TAB: And I'm TAB.

Sean: And today, we are at the beach in Hawaii.

TAB: I know, I was ready for it.

Gunlord: (looks at TAB) Is that a bikini?

TAB: Sure is.

BIG_DADDY: Where in the world did you get that?

TAB: Uhhh, Internet.

Joey: Works for us.

Sean: Before I left, I had a duel monsters tournament going on.

BIG_DADDY: And your point is?

Sean: Well, since I've been off for a while, and I can't remember what was going on in the tournament, I've decided to shut the tournament down. For good!

BIG_DADDY: Thank god!

Sean: So now, we will have our first match since the show went off the air for a while.

Gunlord: Oh no! I don't like the look in his eyes.

Sean: Our first match is an on the couch match.

Joey: What?!!!!

BIG_DADDY: You got to be kidding.

Sean: No I'm not. And this match features Eric Cartman and Al Bundy.

TAB: Are you sure we're ready for this?

Sean: Sure I'm sure. I brought everyone gas masks just in case the foot odor gets over here.

Gunlord: I don't like this.

Sean: The table is set, the couch is placed down, and the remote is on the table. So here we go.

(Bell rings)

(On the beach)

Cartman: I will make you wish you were killed the day you were born.

Al: Oh yeah? Well, same to you.

(At the booth)

Sean: And they start the match off fighting with words.

BIG_DADDY: What about the fists?

Sean: We'll see BIG_DADDY, we'll see.

(On the beach)

Al: Take this fatty.

Cartman: Hey! I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

Al: Sure you are kid. (Picks up Cartman and throws him into the sea) Now, time to watch some Hondo. (Takes off his shoes and puts them on the table) Oh! I almost forgot something. (Grabs his favorite bag of potato chips and his favorite beer. Then, grabs the remote and turns on Hondo.)

(Bell rings)

Sean: The winner of this match, Al Bundy!

(In the booth)

TAB: Wow!!! That was quick.

Joey: Tell me about it.

Gunlord: Amazing!

Sean: Well, our next match should be amazing too! It's the battle of the titans when Godzilla faces King Kong.

BIG_DADDY: Sean that's already happened.

Sean: I know, but I like to see rematches. So, let's to it.

(Bell rings) And the match starts off with Godzilla, with his usual fire breath.

Joey: But King Kong now holds Godzilla in a headlock.

BIG_DADDY: Godzilla breaks free and attacks King Kong.

TAB: King Kong holds him and slams his head into the dirt.

Sean: Now King Kong picks Godzilla up and throws him. Oh no! Godzilla is heading this way. (All scream) (Sigh of relief) That was close. Hey King Kong just used one of our umbrellas and put it through Godzilla's heart. That's it, this match is over. (Bell rings) The winner of this match, King Kong!

Joey: Oh my god, we almost got killed.

Gunlord: You can say that again.

Joey: Oh my god…

BIG_DADDY: He didn't mean to say it again. It was a figure of speech.

Joey: OOPS.

TAB: So, what's our last match up?

Sean: The final match is for the people of our country. It's between the President of the USA, George W. Bush and Mass. Sen., John Kerry. Everyone has seen them fight with words. Well, I'm getting sick and tired of it. How about they fight with fists. So let's get it on!

(Bell rings)

(On the beach)

Bush: Today, all of my republicans will know that I'll be president for another four years.

Kerry: Democrats, let's chant, Bush, leave the office and don't let the door hit behind you.

Bush: Screw this.

Kerry: You just took the words right out of my mouth.

(At the booth)

Sean: YES!!!!!

BIG_DADDY: Now the match will get interesting.

Joey, Gunlord, and TAB: FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!

(On the beach)

Kerry: You're going down, Bush!

Bush: Oh yeah? You and what army? (Kerry brings out a massive tank)

Kerry: This army, you jack ass!

(At the booth)

Sean: Whoa!

BIG_DADDY: That thing is huge!

Joey, Gunlord, and TAB: Kill Bush, kill Bush, kill Bush!!!!

Sean: What's wrong with them?

BIG_DADDY: I don't know.

(On the beach)

Bush: That thing doesn't scare me.

Kerry: Oh yeah? (Fires at Bush. It's a direct hit and there's nothing left of Bush, but dust)

(Bell rings)

Sean: OMG!!! The winner of this match is John Kerry!

Kerry: Thank you young man.

Sean: (To Kerry) Don't mention it. (To the readers) Well, we had a great time, right guys?

BIG_DADDY: We sure did.

(Joey, Gunlord, and TAB fell asleep)

Sean: Well that's it for now. Keep writing me some more reviews and some more match suggestions. So, for BIG_DADDY, TAB, Gunlord, Joey, and crew, I'm Sean saying see you next time on the WDF!!