Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ WE LIKED THE OLD YOU BETTER! ❯ WE LIKED THE OLD YOU BETTER! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Zetsuni-San 
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.21.2006 | Pages: 10 | Words: 4.7K | Visits: 258 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Crossover Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Action / Adventure / Comedy | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 05.21.2006 | Pages: 10 | Words: 4.7K | Visits: 258 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own them, just Misha.
I know my stories seem a bit long to be so dumb but please bear with
me, I have the other chapter ready to go just let me know if you wanna
ready it.
WE LIKED THE OLD YOU BETTER!
(Sephiroth, Inu-Yasha, Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Aoshi are sitting in the T. V. room watching the Anime movie X.)
Sesshomaru: you know that Kanwei of the heavens may be strong, but I doubt he can beat his former friend.
Inu-Yasha: well you're obviously not watching it clear… you never do.
Sesshomaru: Silence Inu-Yasha, you know nothing of which you speak.
Sephiroth: oh, give it a rest we are not in the dumb cartoon of yours.
Naraku: an idiot makes a statement we care nothing for.
Vincent: * enters, * Tenshi, there is something I need you to look at.
Inu-Yasha: * starts laughing, * something yeah sure.
Sephiroth: I told you don't call me that here. * He leaves with Vincent. *
Cloud: * walks pass the t. v. room, and goes back. * you know, if Misha catches you three in here all at the same time she'll be mad.
Inu-Yasha: why? It ain't like we're trashing the place.
Cloud: I bet by the time she gets here, you guys will be going at each others throat and she'll have to stop it.
Sesshomaru: well, Cloud man I bet she won't.
Reno: * walks up with a soda. *
Everyone: * is silent. *
Reno: what? You guys acted some die.
Naraku: * clears his throat, * where's your beer at?
Reno: oh, that I didn't get one I wanted a soda.
Sesshomaru: how much?
Reno: * is sweating and tugging his collar. * I'm not sure I follow.
Sessomaru: how much did she bet you for?
Cloud: yeah, don't play dumb.
Reno: we didn't bet, what would make you think such a thing.
Aoshi: they bet 20,000 Gil on this. Oh yeah, there is one other thing it was him and Rufus.
Cagali: * walked in, * hey Aoshi, Kenshin said that Shishio is attacking again.
Aoshi: * jumped up, and ran out. *
Inu-Yasha: where's Misha anyway.
Misha: * came in, * I'm right here and would like to know why you three are in here together.
(The three looked at each others.)
Sephiroth: we were only watch X.
Aerith: Seph there is someone here to see you.
Sephiroth: well, who is it?
Kadaj: * walked up, * it's nice to know you miss me.
Sephiroth: where are the other two?
Kadaj: they stopped at a store.
Misha: * is now sitting on the sofa, * this is my part right here.
Sephiroth: I think we need to go elsewhere. * He pushed Kadaj into the living room. *
Squall: * standing in the kitchen doorway, * what are you up to this time?
Vincent: * walked into the kitchen. *
Kadaj: what's the big idea?
Cloud: * went to see why Seph ran off in a hurry, and saw Kadaj. * What the, what are you doing here!? * He then drew his sword. *
Sephiroth: * started sweating, * uuhhh, guys.
Kadaj: * starts growling, and pulls his sword. * Cloud!
Sephiroth: * puts his sword between them, * as much as I would love to watch you two kill one another, I can't let you.
Ranmaru: * walked through, * you guys Misha's on her way this way now.
Sephiroth: * pushed Kadaj behind the couch. *
Cloud: * put his sword away. *
Misha: * came in, * is there any more soda?
Squall: I'll go check, you just wait here. * He went in the kitchen. *
Misha: * looked at Cloud and Seph. * what are you two doing?
Cloud and Seph: nothing.
Squall: * came back with the soda and gave it to her. *
Misha: if you guys do anything to get in trouble you're dead. * She went back in the T. V. room. *
Kadaj: * got up from behind the couch. * Again I ask, what's the big idea?
Vincent: take it from me who has seen it all, if she would have caught you and Cloud there wouldn't have been anything in this entire earth the could of saved you.
Sephiroth: if you think you've seen all that was god like, then you had better think twice.
Ranmaru: that and the fact that you are the second person she's obsessed with.
Kadaj: really who's the first?
Cloud: Riku, but currently it's Sesshomaru.
Kadaj: * put his hand up to his chin. * oh, really now. Well I'll just have to change that.
Irvine: * enters, * what are yall up to?
Squall: freak boy thinks he can handle Misha.
Kadaj: yall say it like she a thing.
Sephiroth: we can't let her know he's here.
Kadaj: and why is that?
Sephiroth: then she'll want you to stay.
Kadaj: that's a bad thing.
Cloud, Seph, and Squall: YEAH!
Vincent: sshhh! You want her to hear.
Kadaj: * grins so hard it look fatal. * I got this.
Ranmaru: yeah sure.
(There was a loud gunshot and the door flew open.)
Loz: hey, sorry I took so long.
Yazoo: hey long time no see.
Sephiroth: I know she heard that… Cloud go fix it hurry.
Cloud: * ran to the door. *
Sephiroth: you three into the kitchen now.
Squall: * pushed them in there and shut the door. *
Misha: * came in there. * what is Cloud doing at the door.. With the doorknob in his hand?
Cloud: well you see, it was Magoichi he came In addition, shot the door open.
Misha: and why would he do this?
Cloud: he said that if there was any one staying here from the Oda clan he'd
return and kill everyone.
Ranmaru: * just looked. *
Misha: well then. we'll just have to welcome him when he comes won't we. * She returned to the room she'd left. *
Ranmaru: wow, that was most believable.
Sephiroth: god Cloud, you are such a dram queen.
Cloud: you always said, that's what made you hate me even more.
Sephiroth: Cloud how many years did you just go back, just now.
Yazoo: * opened the door. * Hey.
Sephiroth: what's the big freakin' idea shooting the door down.
Yazoo: oops our bad we just had no idea this place was run by a wimpy girl.
Sephiroth: trust me she's no wimp.
Irvine: hey where did freak boy go?
Sephiroth: * put his hand to his head. * Aawww, man. Just great.
Loz: who's freak boy.
Cloud: I assume your brother.
Loz: I don't wanna know, but you can tell me why you and Seph are in the same house and the same room.
Seph and Cloud: No we don't.
Kadaj: * walked in and sat on the sofa next to Misha, * I love Dragon Ball GT.
Misha: * looked at him, Stands up and drags him out of the room. *
Inu-Yasha: what was that all about.
Sesshomaru: Must you talk, this is the best part.
(Misha pulled Kadaj into the living room.)
Misha: * sees the others. * Oh, I get it the whole gang is here.
Sephiroth: Misha hey, I was coming to tell you they were here.
Kadaj: * was rubbing his head, * well that's not how it felt.
Misha: so that would mean the gunshot was Loz not Magoichi. * She holding on to Kadaj arm. *
Irvine: Misha I don't think Riku or Sesshomaru would be happy campers if they saw you like this.
Misha: * smirked, * I guess we can't let them find me like this can we now.
Kadaj: hn, I like that.
Yazoo: gee it's as if they were made for one another.
Kadaj: * is walking to the door with Misha. * So do you like mass destruction?
Misha: it depends.
Sephiroth: where do the two of you think you're going, eh?
Kadaj: relax man, I'll have her home by midnight.
Sephiroth: what! That is not what I meant.
Loz: prolly to blow up somethin'.
Kadaj: somewhere exciting.
Yazoo: with what money.
Kadaj: before we came here, I got money from jenova.
Misha: I don't think it matters, it's me and him not me and the world.
(They left; the guys were just standing around looking lost.)
Ranmaru: you know this really ain't my M. O. but I put a tracking device on Kadaj.
Irvine: where did someone like you get hold of Technology like that.
Ranmaru: someone like me, what are you getting at.
Squall: he simply means you are from the warnin states of Japan.
Ranmaru: oh, well I got it from Professor Oak.
Sephiroth: you went to the poke`mon center?
Ranmaru: (. . . . . . ) You guys act like is a bad thing.
Mitsuhide: * walked in, * hey I saw Misha leave with a man that looked a little like Seph.
Squall: I say we follow.
Irvine: I'm with him.
Loz: you people can do whatever you want just don't drag me down with you. * He walks into the T.V. room. *
Sephiroth: I know I'm going.
Yazoo: why? You scared she my like him and want him to stay.
Athrun: * enters, * yeah… who are we talking about?
Cloud: that's not your concern.
Ranmaru: the raider dot has stopped at a pizza place.
Cloud: I'm going as well.
Sephiroth: you do realize we're going only to spy.
Cloud: yeah, what's your point?
Yazoo: I guess there's hope for the clone yet.
Cloud: I'm going cuz' Kadaj is there and that's a disaster waiting to happen.
Ranmaru: yall do have cell phones right.
Everyone: * nod. *
Sephiroth: all right it's Cloud, Squall, Yazoo, and me.
Yazoo: before we go Seph you need to put on something else.
Sephiroth: oh and you don't.
Yazoo: I've got on leather, you I don't know what you're wearing.
Sephiroth: * left and came back in Tux. *
Everyone: * started cracking up. *
Squall: what do you have on man?
Sephiroth: lets just go.
Vincent: * walked up to them. * I will go so that I can keep my Tenshi out of trouble.
Yazoo: * looked at Seph then at Vincent. * Tenshi! Wow I've missed a lot.
(So Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Squall, and Yazoo left to go spy on Mesha and Kadaj. Why don't we check with Kadaj and Misha now at the pizza place.)
Kadaj: * stood up and left with Misha. * Do you like champagne?
Misha: I never tried it.
Kadaj: wait here. * He walked into a store that was packed with the stuff. *
(The guys are behind a wall near by.)
Cloud: what's he up to?
Yazoo: Seph he went to get a bottle of champagne.
Sephiroth: oh brother, this is going down hill fast.
Squall: meaning?
Yazoo: just watch.
Cloud: is he trying to poison her?
Yazoo: no it's not like that she'll be fine, she's in good hands trust me.
Sephiroth: why are you lying like that?
Cloud: yeah you would know that, huh?.
(Kadaj comes back with two glasses of champagne.)
Misha: * drinks it, * hm, not bad I thought it was gonna be the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.
Kadaj: * is looking at her. * You never told me if you liked mass destruction.
Misha: oh yeah, it depends on who we're killing off.
Kadaj: really now.
Misha: yep, we cannot kill children.
Kadaj: * still walking a long side her. * Oh, and why is that.
Misha: well, who else will carry out years worth of work in the near future.
Kadaj: I see why no one's ever given you any drinks, you can get surprisingly dark.
Misha: what?
Kadaj: nothing.
(The gang somewhere near by.)
Yazoo: surprising, huh?
Sephiroth: yeah, she doesn't even notice.
Squall: what'd he put in the drink?
Everyone: * looked at Yazoo and Seph. *
Sephiroth: * clears his throat, * nothin' why?
Cloud: you better start talkin' or…
Sephiroth: or what.
Cloud: or I'll slap the livin' pi…
Vincent: look at that Kadaj blew up five cats and all she could say is neat trick.
Squall: oh boy, this is hell on ice.
(Meanwhile back with the two idiots.)
Kadaj: I hope you didn't favor cats too much.
Misha: no, no that's quiet all right. On one condition.
Kadaj: and what would that be.
Misha: you show me how to do that.
Kadaj: I don't know can you use powers I mean you are only human.
Misha: yeah I'm pretty good at it.
(Shows Seph who now doesn't look to happy.)
Sephiroth: great the crap just hit the fan.
(Going back to Misha and Kadaj.)
Kadaj: okay then. * Clears his throat. * What you do is close your eyes and picture a very dark time in your past and depending on how bad it was
will measure the strength of damage done.
Misha: okay here goes. * She closes her eyes and in less then ten seconds an apartment building blows up. *
Kadaj: I thought you said not to kill the kids.
Misha: * opened her eyes. * Oops my bad, well we can always get some phoenix downs.
(The gang somewhere near by.)
Vincent: uh, now I think something is really wrong.
Yazoo: I-I wonder just how far she'll go.
Cloud: NANI?! What are you saying. * Turns and
looks at Seph. *
Sephiroth: * is pulling the tie on his tux. * I can assure you that she will be fine.
Yazoo: I think we had better get back.
Squall: why?
Yazoo: with the way she's acting now we wouldn't want her to catch us.
(They finally came to a decision, they went back to the animansion.)
Sephiroth: * ran into his room. *
Squall: what's with him?
Yazoo: he prolly hates the clothes he's in.
Cloud: I'm out, * he goes into the T.V. room. *
Squall: * also went in the T. V. room. *
Vincent: I'm going out to find some dinner. * Leaves. *
Yazoo: * shrugs and just goes to the couch to take a nap. *
????: * came diving off the ceiling. * AAHHHH!
Yazoo: * snapped opened his eyes and jump from the couch, and looked upon the attacker. *
????: I see you haven't lost your senses.
Yazoo: * smirked, * that's only cuz' I'm Yazoo the great. Now Hayate what brings you here? You are just going to get your ninjutsu butt kick again.
Hayate: I'm simply tying up a few loose ends.
Yazoo: ssoooo, dose this mean you've killed Kasumi.
Hayate: YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS! What I'm going to do to my sister is none of your concern.
(Hayate and Yazoo started fighting in Ninjutsu style.)
Sephiroth: * walks in and looks. * What the?! What are the two of you doing?
Hayate and Yazoo: * stopped and looked. *
Yazoo: oh yeah, be for we continue our little brawl I would like to know something.
Hayate: * aches a brow, * what's this? Stalling for time are we?
Yazoo: * rolled his eyes. * Yeah whatever, why are you so bent on get rid of every person that has resigned from your clan.
Hayate: once again you have proved to be an idiot after all these years. That is not why I'm doing this, you see you and my dear sister have broken a rule so there for I must dispose of you.
Yazoo: so Kasumi has turned evil has she.
Hayate: no! She turned down an offer she shouldn't have, and you… You should already know why I'm after you. * He charged at Yazoo. *
Sephiroth: * put his sword between them and turned it slightly, sending power waves knocking Hayate to the ground. * Now that I have your attention.. What's going on here?
Hayate: what power. * He then ran out the door. *
(Why don't we check on the two whack jobs while Yazoo fills Seph in. Misha is now in a state where she is not think about the damage or casualties.)
Misha: after we get some ice cream we're going back to the mansion.
Kadaj: * blew up a building. * Kay.
Misha: * walked to the ice cream section in the back of the store. * I think I'll have the vanilla. * A light flew past her. *
????: hahahahahahaha! Oh, this is priceless she
thinks she's evil now.
Misha: * turn to see who her adversary was. * Oh, it is only you Hitomi. Are you still learning that pathetic martial arts.
Hitomi: Hn, whatever. Anyway, I remembered something just now, you use to say it to me all the time.
Misha: and what would that be.
Hitomi: * smirked, * you said never fall for ugly men. You should really learn to follow your own advice.
Misha: Why you tramp!
(Outside the store.)
Kadaj: what's she doin' getting fat in there. * He saw some lights and felt some trembles. * They prolly asked for money.
(Inside the store.)
Misha: * picked Hitomi up off the ground by her hair. * Hitomi why are you here in the first place?
Hitomi: * kicked Misha in the face breaking free. * I have never forgotten how you made a fool of me.
Misha: * looked at her blankly. * What are you talking about?
Hitomi: two years ago when I was in training…
Kadaj: * walked in and went the back only to see Mesha chatting with some girl. *
Misha: oh, I remember now. I had finally transferred from Hayate's clan of Ninjutsu.
Hitomi: only you said you were new to fighting and I was the highest belt in that class.
Misha: that black bleat means nothing without experience.
Hitomi: the point is you made me look inexperienced and for that you will pay. * She charged at Misha. *
Misha: * didn't even move one bit. *
Hitomi: * grabbed her side and staggered a bit. When she looked down at her hand it was covered in blood. * How you… Never even… Argh, moved. This ain't over. * She ran out of the store. *
Kadaj: * had now started to regret giving Misha the champagne tainted with evil. * Shell we get you home now.
Misha: yeah, * they left. *
(Now back at the animansion.)
Everybody: * are now in the living room just sitting there. *
Elena: * is sitting in Reno's lap. *
Reno: * is holding her nuzzling his nose on hers. *
Loz: * shivered in disgust, * there are like fifty rooms in this, place and ya'll wanna do that right here.
Yazoo: I like, I think they should move on the more interesting parts.
Sesshomaru: they need to stop.
Squall: I agree.
Reno: no one cares.
Ranmaru: so when you guys were out there what happened that sent you back.
Cloud: Kadaj turned her into a blood-crazed maniac.
Ranmaru: so she's a vampire now.
Cloud: no, she's just killing and not care.
Sesshomaru: hm well, I think it's about time she let go of that emotional stress.
Cloud: me too, but killing is not the way.
Sesshomaru: is that so, then name something else sense you're so much more brighter then us.
Cloud: she could draw, ride a bike, go hiking, walking. She could play some games or cry on some ones shoulder.
Loz: I'm gonna vomit.
Yazoo: crying is for girls man.
Sesshomaru: she is a girl.
Yazoo: oh yeah, huh.
Aerith: well, it's twelve now.
Sephiroth: and your point is.
Aerith: they'll be here in a bit.
Yazoo: why are you caring?
Aerith: do you guys even have a spell or something that will return her back to normal.
Sephiroth: no we don't.
Squall: I'm gonna call Rinoa. * He went to the phone. *
Yazoo: who's that and why is he calling her?
Vincent: she's sorceress.
Yazoo: say no more.
Squall: she on her way.
Ranmaru: I just hope she gets here before Misha does.
Squall: well that's not gonna happen she lives in ff8 world and that's like a two hour drive.
(There was a knock at the door.)
Naraku: since I'm leaving I'll get on my way. * He opened the door. and then he ran out down the street. *
(Everyone looked at Misha and Kadaj. They saw flames ravaging through the background.)
Cloud: now why does that look familiar?
Sephiroth: * looks away quickly. * Uh, I don't know.
Squall: he may not know, but it reminds me of that time when he destroyed Cloud and Tifa's hometown.
Vincent: gee, you think.
Kadaj: * walked in behind Misha. *
Misha: I trust my mansion is in good shape.
(There was a movement by the kitchen door.)
Misha: * threw a dagger in that direction. *
Irvine: * the dagger flew pass his face hitting the wall. After that he passed out. *
Misha: * shrugged, * hm it must be the reflects.
Everyone: * took a few steps back. *
Misha: scared are we.
Sephiroth: what was your first clue?
Cloud: Seph you of all people shouldn't be talking right now.
Sephiroth: oh, shut up you.
Yazoo: man, Kadaj what did you do to her?
Kadaj: I'm helping her.
Loz: helping her what kill us.
Kadaj: no, release some of that emotional stress.
Misha: OH, so I'm emotional now.
Sesshomaru: Misha, I know a great place for you to destroy.
Ranmaru: that's not right you know.
Sephiroth: can't she wrap here or something.
Misha: you called Rinoa didn't you Squall.
Squall: * he starts sweating. * no, no I didn't want to but Seph made me. He said that if I didn't call her he kill me, honest.
Sephiroth: WHAT! I did not!
Misha: * got upset. * Is that so. * Everything in that room desiderated with in seconds. * So I'm to much for ya'll huh?
Everyone: * jumped behind Seph. *
Sephiroth: what!? Come on that's not fair.
Cloud: but your evenly matched with her, how much damage can she do to you?
Sephiroth: pretty damn much baka!
Misha: I never thought I'd see the day that Seph protects good and I destroy him for it.
Kadaj: * standing behind Misha. * You said it. It just doesn't make sense.
(Misha started at Seph and he use his most powerful barrier he had. There was lightening and the sound of thunder ever where. Until there was a bright
light and Seph came flying into the wall.)
Sephiroth: * hit the ground. * Argh… Did you increases her power too?
Kadaj: nop. It's all her, I told you she has so much stress that as of now she is basicly incapable of feeling or even knowing about her actions or crimes she's committed.
Misha: what's the matter, can't play any more.
Yazoo: we're doomed.
Loz: I don't know, I actually like her this way.
Yazoo: that's cuz' you're crazed too.
Rinoa: * entered. * " Despell what has been done to this stressful girl." * she threw the powder at Misha. *
Misha: * blew it up quickly. * Cute, not very affective but cute.
Rinoa: * jumped into the air and threw a few scrolls at Misha to ward off the evil. *
Misha: * looked at 'em and burned them on eye contact. * Ah! Is that the best you got! * She pulled a pen from her hair and transformed it into a whip. *
Rinoa: * cast her strongest stop. * STOPGRA!
Misha: * Whipped her in the mouth. * That won't work.
Rinoa: * wiped the blood away. * Aarrr.. MISHA! What is your problem?
Cloud: maybe if we..
Misha: oh, I assure you Cloud there's nothing you can do.
Sesshomaru: * wrapped behind Misha. * Gomen. * He grabbed her by the back of her neck. *
Everyone: * just looked. *
Sephiroth: Rinoa! Hurry so we can return her to her old self.
Rinoa: * ran up to Misha, chanted her spell and thorw the powder. *
Misha: * wiped the powder out off her eyes. * That was
some dream.
Cloud: oh, I beg to differ.
Misha: * looked around. * Oh my, did I really do this?
Yazoo: why yes, my fairly evil one you did.
Loz: and I must say that was rather beautiful.
Cloud: * looked at Loz. * Like hell it was.
Sephiroth: cut the innocent act Misha you know what you did and who you've killed.
Sesshomaru: * lets her go. *
Misha: yeah I guess you're right for once in your pathetic life.
(So there you have the three brothers of Sephi-sama went back to FF7:AC world.)
Misha: * grabbed Sesshomaru' hand. * well I'm going to the feudal era with my demon. * They left. *
(Everyone else was so tired that they ran to their beds and went to sleep. And this is where we leave it til' next time, New games old games and people
from games.)
I know my stories seem a bit long to be so dumb but please bear with
me, I have the other chapter ready to go just let me know if you wanna
ready it.
WE LIKED THE OLD YOU BETTER!
(Sephiroth, Inu-Yasha, Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Aoshi are sitting in the T. V. room watching the Anime movie X.)
Sesshomaru: you know that Kanwei of the heavens may be strong, but I doubt he can beat his former friend.
Inu-Yasha: well you're obviously not watching it clear… you never do.
Sesshomaru: Silence Inu-Yasha, you know nothing of which you speak.
Sephiroth: oh, give it a rest we are not in the dumb cartoon of yours.
Naraku: an idiot makes a statement we care nothing for.
Vincent: * enters, * Tenshi, there is something I need you to look at.
Inu-Yasha: * starts laughing, * something yeah sure.
Sephiroth: I told you don't call me that here. * He leaves with Vincent. *
Cloud: * walks pass the t. v. room, and goes back. * you know, if Misha catches you three in here all at the same time she'll be mad.
Inu-Yasha: why? It ain't like we're trashing the place.
Cloud: I bet by the time she gets here, you guys will be going at each others throat and she'll have to stop it.
Sesshomaru: well, Cloud man I bet she won't.
Reno: * walks up with a soda. *
Everyone: * is silent. *
Reno: what? You guys acted some die.
Naraku: * clears his throat, * where's your beer at?
Reno: oh, that I didn't get one I wanted a soda.
Sesshomaru: how much?
Reno: * is sweating and tugging his collar. * I'm not sure I follow.
Sessomaru: how much did she bet you for?
Cloud: yeah, don't play dumb.
Reno: we didn't bet, what would make you think such a thing.
Aoshi: they bet 20,000 Gil on this. Oh yeah, there is one other thing it was him and Rufus.
Cagali: * walked in, * hey Aoshi, Kenshin said that Shishio is attacking again.
Aoshi: * jumped up, and ran out. *
Inu-Yasha: where's Misha anyway.
Misha: * came in, * I'm right here and would like to know why you three are in here together.
(The three looked at each others.)
Sephiroth: we were only watch X.
Aerith: Seph there is someone here to see you.
Sephiroth: well, who is it?
Kadaj: * walked up, * it's nice to know you miss me.
Sephiroth: where are the other two?
Kadaj: they stopped at a store.
Misha: * is now sitting on the sofa, * this is my part right here.
Sephiroth: I think we need to go elsewhere. * He pushed Kadaj into the living room. *
Squall: * standing in the kitchen doorway, * what are you up to this time?
Vincent: * walked into the kitchen. *
Kadaj: what's the big idea?
Cloud: * went to see why Seph ran off in a hurry, and saw Kadaj. * What the, what are you doing here!? * He then drew his sword. *
Sephiroth: * started sweating, * uuhhh, guys.
Kadaj: * starts growling, and pulls his sword. * Cloud!
Sephiroth: * puts his sword between them, * as much as I would love to watch you two kill one another, I can't let you.
Ranmaru: * walked through, * you guys Misha's on her way this way now.
Sephiroth: * pushed Kadaj behind the couch. *
Cloud: * put his sword away. *
Misha: * came in, * is there any more soda?
Squall: I'll go check, you just wait here. * He went in the kitchen. *
Misha: * looked at Cloud and Seph. * what are you two doing?
Cloud and Seph: nothing.
Squall: * came back with the soda and gave it to her. *
Misha: if you guys do anything to get in trouble you're dead. * She went back in the T. V. room. *
Kadaj: * got up from behind the couch. * Again I ask, what's the big idea?
Vincent: take it from me who has seen it all, if she would have caught you and Cloud there wouldn't have been anything in this entire earth the could of saved you.
Sephiroth: if you think you've seen all that was god like, then you had better think twice.
Ranmaru: that and the fact that you are the second person she's obsessed with.
Kadaj: really who's the first?
Cloud: Riku, but currently it's Sesshomaru.
Kadaj: * put his hand up to his chin. * oh, really now. Well I'll just have to change that.
Irvine: * enters, * what are yall up to?
Squall: freak boy thinks he can handle Misha.
Kadaj: yall say it like she a thing.
Sephiroth: we can't let her know he's here.
Kadaj: and why is that?
Sephiroth: then she'll want you to stay.
Kadaj: that's a bad thing.
Cloud, Seph, and Squall: YEAH!
Vincent: sshhh! You want her to hear.
Kadaj: * grins so hard it look fatal. * I got this.
Ranmaru: yeah sure.
(There was a loud gunshot and the door flew open.)
Loz: hey, sorry I took so long.
Yazoo: hey long time no see.
Sephiroth: I know she heard that… Cloud go fix it hurry.
Cloud: * ran to the door. *
Sephiroth: you three into the kitchen now.
Squall: * pushed them in there and shut the door. *
Misha: * came in there. * what is Cloud doing at the door.. With the doorknob in his hand?
Cloud: well you see, it was Magoichi he came In addition, shot the door open.
Misha: and why would he do this?
Cloud: he said that if there was any one staying here from the Oda clan he'd
return and kill everyone.
Ranmaru: * just looked. *
Misha: well then. we'll just have to welcome him when he comes won't we. * She returned to the room she'd left. *
Ranmaru: wow, that was most believable.
Sephiroth: god Cloud, you are such a dram queen.
Cloud: you always said, that's what made you hate me even more.
Sephiroth: Cloud how many years did you just go back, just now.
Yazoo: * opened the door. * Hey.
Sephiroth: what's the big freakin' idea shooting the door down.
Yazoo: oops our bad we just had no idea this place was run by a wimpy girl.
Sephiroth: trust me she's no wimp.
Irvine: hey where did freak boy go?
Sephiroth: * put his hand to his head. * Aawww, man. Just great.
Loz: who's freak boy.
Cloud: I assume your brother.
Loz: I don't wanna know, but you can tell me why you and Seph are in the same house and the same room.
Seph and Cloud: No we don't.
Kadaj: * walked in and sat on the sofa next to Misha, * I love Dragon Ball GT.
Misha: * looked at him, Stands up and drags him out of the room. *
Inu-Yasha: what was that all about.
Sesshomaru: Must you talk, this is the best part.
(Misha pulled Kadaj into the living room.)
Misha: * sees the others. * Oh, I get it the whole gang is here.
Sephiroth: Misha hey, I was coming to tell you they were here.
Kadaj: * was rubbing his head, * well that's not how it felt.
Misha: so that would mean the gunshot was Loz not Magoichi. * She holding on to Kadaj arm. *
Irvine: Misha I don't think Riku or Sesshomaru would be happy campers if they saw you like this.
Misha: * smirked, * I guess we can't let them find me like this can we now.
Kadaj: hn, I like that.
Yazoo: gee it's as if they were made for one another.
Kadaj: * is walking to the door with Misha. * So do you like mass destruction?
Misha: it depends.
Sephiroth: where do the two of you think you're going, eh?
Kadaj: relax man, I'll have her home by midnight.
Sephiroth: what! That is not what I meant.
Loz: prolly to blow up somethin'.
Kadaj: somewhere exciting.
Yazoo: with what money.
Kadaj: before we came here, I got money from jenova.
Misha: I don't think it matters, it's me and him not me and the world.
(They left; the guys were just standing around looking lost.)
Ranmaru: you know this really ain't my M. O. but I put a tracking device on Kadaj.
Irvine: where did someone like you get hold of Technology like that.
Ranmaru: someone like me, what are you getting at.
Squall: he simply means you are from the warnin states of Japan.
Ranmaru: oh, well I got it from Professor Oak.
Sephiroth: you went to the poke`mon center?
Ranmaru: (. . . . . . ) You guys act like is a bad thing.
Mitsuhide: * walked in, * hey I saw Misha leave with a man that looked a little like Seph.
Squall: I say we follow.
Irvine: I'm with him.
Loz: you people can do whatever you want just don't drag me down with you. * He walks into the T.V. room. *
Sephiroth: I know I'm going.
Yazoo: why? You scared she my like him and want him to stay.
Athrun: * enters, * yeah… who are we talking about?
Cloud: that's not your concern.
Ranmaru: the raider dot has stopped at a pizza place.
Cloud: I'm going as well.
Sephiroth: you do realize we're going only to spy.
Cloud: yeah, what's your point?
Yazoo: I guess there's hope for the clone yet.
Cloud: I'm going cuz' Kadaj is there and that's a disaster waiting to happen.
Ranmaru: yall do have cell phones right.
Everyone: * nod. *
Sephiroth: all right it's Cloud, Squall, Yazoo, and me.
Yazoo: before we go Seph you need to put on something else.
Sephiroth: oh and you don't.
Yazoo: I've got on leather, you I don't know what you're wearing.
Sephiroth: * left and came back in Tux. *
Everyone: * started cracking up. *
Squall: what do you have on man?
Sephiroth: lets just go.
Vincent: * walked up to them. * I will go so that I can keep my Tenshi out of trouble.
Yazoo: * looked at Seph then at Vincent. * Tenshi! Wow I've missed a lot.
(So Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, Squall, and Yazoo left to go spy on Mesha and Kadaj. Why don't we check with Kadaj and Misha now at the pizza place.)
Kadaj: * stood up and left with Misha. * Do you like champagne?
Misha: I never tried it.
Kadaj: wait here. * He walked into a store that was packed with the stuff. *
(The guys are behind a wall near by.)
Cloud: what's he up to?
Yazoo: Seph he went to get a bottle of champagne.
Sephiroth: oh brother, this is going down hill fast.
Squall: meaning?
Yazoo: just watch.
Cloud: is he trying to poison her?
Yazoo: no it's not like that she'll be fine, she's in good hands trust me.
Sephiroth: why are you lying like that?
Cloud: yeah you would know that, huh?.
(Kadaj comes back with two glasses of champagne.)
Misha: * drinks it, * hm, not bad I thought it was gonna be the nastiest thing I've ever tasted.
Kadaj: * is looking at her. * You never told me if you liked mass destruction.
Misha: oh yeah, it depends on who we're killing off.
Kadaj: really now.
Misha: yep, we cannot kill children.
Kadaj: * still walking a long side her. * Oh, and why is that.
Misha: well, who else will carry out years worth of work in the near future.
Kadaj: I see why no one's ever given you any drinks, you can get surprisingly dark.
Misha: what?
Kadaj: nothing.
(The gang somewhere near by.)
Yazoo: surprising, huh?
Sephiroth: yeah, she doesn't even notice.
Squall: what'd he put in the drink?
Everyone: * looked at Yazoo and Seph. *
Sephiroth: * clears his throat, * nothin' why?
Cloud: you better start talkin' or…
Sephiroth: or what.
Cloud: or I'll slap the livin' pi…
Vincent: look at that Kadaj blew up five cats and all she could say is neat trick.
Squall: oh boy, this is hell on ice.
(Meanwhile back with the two idiots.)
Kadaj: I hope you didn't favor cats too much.
Misha: no, no that's quiet all right. On one condition.
Kadaj: and what would that be.
Misha: you show me how to do that.
Kadaj: I don't know can you use powers I mean you are only human.
Misha: yeah I'm pretty good at it.
(Shows Seph who now doesn't look to happy.)
Sephiroth: great the crap just hit the fan.
(Going back to Misha and Kadaj.)
Kadaj: okay then. * Clears his throat. * What you do is close your eyes and picture a very dark time in your past and depending on how bad it was
will measure the strength of damage done.
Misha: okay here goes. * She closes her eyes and in less then ten seconds an apartment building blows up. *
Kadaj: I thought you said not to kill the kids.
Misha: * opened her eyes. * Oops my bad, well we can always get some phoenix downs.
(The gang somewhere near by.)
Vincent: uh, now I think something is really wrong.
Yazoo: I-I wonder just how far she'll go.
Cloud: NANI?! What are you saying. * Turns and
looks at Seph. *
Sephiroth: * is pulling the tie on his tux. * I can assure you that she will be fine.
Yazoo: I think we had better get back.
Squall: why?
Yazoo: with the way she's acting now we wouldn't want her to catch us.
(They finally came to a decision, they went back to the animansion.)
Sephiroth: * ran into his room. *
Squall: what's with him?
Yazoo: he prolly hates the clothes he's in.
Cloud: I'm out, * he goes into the T.V. room. *
Squall: * also went in the T. V. room. *
Vincent: I'm going out to find some dinner. * Leaves. *
Yazoo: * shrugs and just goes to the couch to take a nap. *
????: * came diving off the ceiling. * AAHHHH!
Yazoo: * snapped opened his eyes and jump from the couch, and looked upon the attacker. *
????: I see you haven't lost your senses.
Yazoo: * smirked, * that's only cuz' I'm Yazoo the great. Now Hayate what brings you here? You are just going to get your ninjutsu butt kick again.
Hayate: I'm simply tying up a few loose ends.
Yazoo: ssoooo, dose this mean you've killed Kasumi.
Hayate: YOU LEAVE HER OUT OF THIS! What I'm going to do to my sister is none of your concern.
(Hayate and Yazoo started fighting in Ninjutsu style.)
Sephiroth: * walks in and looks. * What the?! What are the two of you doing?
Hayate and Yazoo: * stopped and looked. *
Yazoo: oh yeah, be for we continue our little brawl I would like to know something.
Hayate: * aches a brow, * what's this? Stalling for time are we?
Yazoo: * rolled his eyes. * Yeah whatever, why are you so bent on get rid of every person that has resigned from your clan.
Hayate: once again you have proved to be an idiot after all these years. That is not why I'm doing this, you see you and my dear sister have broken a rule so there for I must dispose of you.
Yazoo: so Kasumi has turned evil has she.
Hayate: no! She turned down an offer she shouldn't have, and you… You should already know why I'm after you. * He charged at Yazoo. *
Sephiroth: * put his sword between them and turned it slightly, sending power waves knocking Hayate to the ground. * Now that I have your attention.. What's going on here?
Hayate: what power. * He then ran out the door. *
(Why don't we check on the two whack jobs while Yazoo fills Seph in. Misha is now in a state where she is not think about the damage or casualties.)
Misha: after we get some ice cream we're going back to the mansion.
Kadaj: * blew up a building. * Kay.
Misha: * walked to the ice cream section in the back of the store. * I think I'll have the vanilla. * A light flew past her. *
????: hahahahahahaha! Oh, this is priceless she
thinks she's evil now.
Misha: * turn to see who her adversary was. * Oh, it is only you Hitomi. Are you still learning that pathetic martial arts.
Hitomi: Hn, whatever. Anyway, I remembered something just now, you use to say it to me all the time.
Misha: and what would that be.
Hitomi: * smirked, * you said never fall for ugly men. You should really learn to follow your own advice.
Misha: Why you tramp!
(Outside the store.)
Kadaj: what's she doin' getting fat in there. * He saw some lights and felt some trembles. * They prolly asked for money.
(Inside the store.)
Misha: * picked Hitomi up off the ground by her hair. * Hitomi why are you here in the first place?
Hitomi: * kicked Misha in the face breaking free. * I have never forgotten how you made a fool of me.
Misha: * looked at her blankly. * What are you talking about?
Hitomi: two years ago when I was in training…
Kadaj: * walked in and went the back only to see Mesha chatting with some girl. *
Misha: oh, I remember now. I had finally transferred from Hayate's clan of Ninjutsu.
Hitomi: only you said you were new to fighting and I was the highest belt in that class.
Misha: that black bleat means nothing without experience.
Hitomi: the point is you made me look inexperienced and for that you will pay. * She charged at Misha. *
Misha: * didn't even move one bit. *
Hitomi: * grabbed her side and staggered a bit. When she looked down at her hand it was covered in blood. * How you… Never even… Argh, moved. This ain't over. * She ran out of the store. *
Kadaj: * had now started to regret giving Misha the champagne tainted with evil. * Shell we get you home now.
Misha: yeah, * they left. *
(Now back at the animansion.)
Everybody: * are now in the living room just sitting there. *
Elena: * is sitting in Reno's lap. *
Reno: * is holding her nuzzling his nose on hers. *
Loz: * shivered in disgust, * there are like fifty rooms in this, place and ya'll wanna do that right here.
Yazoo: I like, I think they should move on the more interesting parts.
Sesshomaru: they need to stop.
Squall: I agree.
Reno: no one cares.
Ranmaru: so when you guys were out there what happened that sent you back.
Cloud: Kadaj turned her into a blood-crazed maniac.
Ranmaru: so she's a vampire now.
Cloud: no, she's just killing and not care.
Sesshomaru: hm well, I think it's about time she let go of that emotional stress.
Cloud: me too, but killing is not the way.
Sesshomaru: is that so, then name something else sense you're so much more brighter then us.
Cloud: she could draw, ride a bike, go hiking, walking. She could play some games or cry on some ones shoulder.
Loz: I'm gonna vomit.
Yazoo: crying is for girls man.
Sesshomaru: she is a girl.
Yazoo: oh yeah, huh.
Aerith: well, it's twelve now.
Sephiroth: and your point is.
Aerith: they'll be here in a bit.
Yazoo: why are you caring?
Aerith: do you guys even have a spell or something that will return her back to normal.
Sephiroth: no we don't.
Squall: I'm gonna call Rinoa. * He went to the phone. *
Yazoo: who's that and why is he calling her?
Vincent: she's sorceress.
Yazoo: say no more.
Squall: she on her way.
Ranmaru: I just hope she gets here before Misha does.
Squall: well that's not gonna happen she lives in ff8 world and that's like a two hour drive.
(There was a knock at the door.)
Naraku: since I'm leaving I'll get on my way. * He opened the door. and then he ran out down the street. *
(Everyone looked at Misha and Kadaj. They saw flames ravaging through the background.)
Cloud: now why does that look familiar?
Sephiroth: * looks away quickly. * Uh, I don't know.
Squall: he may not know, but it reminds me of that time when he destroyed Cloud and Tifa's hometown.
Vincent: gee, you think.
Kadaj: * walked in behind Misha. *
Misha: I trust my mansion is in good shape.
(There was a movement by the kitchen door.)
Misha: * threw a dagger in that direction. *
Irvine: * the dagger flew pass his face hitting the wall. After that he passed out. *
Misha: * shrugged, * hm it must be the reflects.
Everyone: * took a few steps back. *
Misha: scared are we.
Sephiroth: what was your first clue?
Cloud: Seph you of all people shouldn't be talking right now.
Sephiroth: oh, shut up you.
Yazoo: man, Kadaj what did you do to her?
Kadaj: I'm helping her.
Loz: helping her what kill us.
Kadaj: no, release some of that emotional stress.
Misha: OH, so I'm emotional now.
Sesshomaru: Misha, I know a great place for you to destroy.
Ranmaru: that's not right you know.
Sephiroth: can't she wrap here or something.
Misha: you called Rinoa didn't you Squall.
Squall: * he starts sweating. * no, no I didn't want to but Seph made me. He said that if I didn't call her he kill me, honest.
Sephiroth: WHAT! I did not!
Misha: * got upset. * Is that so. * Everything in that room desiderated with in seconds. * So I'm to much for ya'll huh?
Everyone: * jumped behind Seph. *
Sephiroth: what!? Come on that's not fair.
Cloud: but your evenly matched with her, how much damage can she do to you?
Sephiroth: pretty damn much baka!
Misha: I never thought I'd see the day that Seph protects good and I destroy him for it.
Kadaj: * standing behind Misha. * You said it. It just doesn't make sense.
(Misha started at Seph and he use his most powerful barrier he had. There was lightening and the sound of thunder ever where. Until there was a bright
light and Seph came flying into the wall.)
Sephiroth: * hit the ground. * Argh… Did you increases her power too?
Kadaj: nop. It's all her, I told you she has so much stress that as of now she is basicly incapable of feeling or even knowing about her actions or crimes she's committed.
Misha: what's the matter, can't play any more.
Yazoo: we're doomed.
Loz: I don't know, I actually like her this way.
Yazoo: that's cuz' you're crazed too.
Rinoa: * entered. * " Despell what has been done to this stressful girl." * she threw the powder at Misha. *
Misha: * blew it up quickly. * Cute, not very affective but cute.
Rinoa: * jumped into the air and threw a few scrolls at Misha to ward off the evil. *
Misha: * looked at 'em and burned them on eye contact. * Ah! Is that the best you got! * She pulled a pen from her hair and transformed it into a whip. *
Rinoa: * cast her strongest stop. * STOPGRA!
Misha: * Whipped her in the mouth. * That won't work.
Rinoa: * wiped the blood away. * Aarrr.. MISHA! What is your problem?
Cloud: maybe if we..
Misha: oh, I assure you Cloud there's nothing you can do.
Sesshomaru: * wrapped behind Misha. * Gomen. * He grabbed her by the back of her neck. *
Everyone: * just looked. *
Sephiroth: Rinoa! Hurry so we can return her to her old self.
Rinoa: * ran up to Misha, chanted her spell and thorw the powder. *
Misha: * wiped the powder out off her eyes. * That was
some dream.
Cloud: oh, I beg to differ.
Misha: * looked around. * Oh my, did I really do this?
Yazoo: why yes, my fairly evil one you did.
Loz: and I must say that was rather beautiful.
Cloud: * looked at Loz. * Like hell it was.
Sephiroth: cut the innocent act Misha you know what you did and who you've killed.
Sesshomaru: * lets her go. *
Misha: yeah I guess you're right for once in your pathetic life.
(So there you have the three brothers of Sephi-sama went back to FF7:AC world.)
Misha: * grabbed Sesshomaru' hand. * well I'm going to the feudal era with my demon. * They left. *
(Everyone else was so tired that they ran to their beds and went to sleep. And this is where we leave it til' next time, New games old games and people
from games.)