Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? ANIME STYLE ❯ Opening ( Chapter 1 )

*DISCLAIMER- I do not own ANY of these anime shows. I wish I did, but hey, a person can dream. ;)

Anime Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

Ryoko: "Hello, and welcome to `Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?' Anime-style, starring me, the beautiful space demon, Ryoko!!" *huggles Tenchi plushie*

Ryo-ohki: *on Ryoko's shoulder* "Nyao!!"

Ryoko: *laughs* "Anyways, lets meet our contestants for this game!! Let's see if anyone can win a million double-dollars! Contestant numero uno is Inuyasha, the pathetic HALF-demon!!" *laughs*

Audience: *claps/cheers loudly, fan girls shout, and one person yells out an insult to counter Ryoko's own insult*

Inuyasha: *grr* "Shut up. I would be full if I could only get my hands on that jewel-"

Ryoko: "Yes, but you don't have it yet, do you? Plus, I'm way more powerful than you; with my energy beams and all." ^_^

Inuyasha: "One more word and I'll unsheathe Tetsuaiga and slice your head off!!!"

Ryoko: *eep!* "No violence is allowed in here by the contestants. Otherwise, you'll be removed from the premises by Ayeka's guardians and be disqualified." ^^

Inuyasha: "I'd be able to handle the guards easily!! But, I suppose I don't want to be disqualified. I just don't know why I'm on this damned game show anyways. It's so stupid."

Ryoko: "Yes, so folks, player number two is Yami Bakura, all the way from the Millennium Ring!!"

Ryo-ohki: "Nyao!!"

Audience: *a few claps, boos, and a few fan girls shout out wildly*

Yami Bakura: "No one boos at me! NOBODY!!! *traps all the booing people in Duel Monsters cards*

Ryoko: *sweatdrop* "I would ask you to please release those innocent audience members IMMEDIATELY."

Yami Bakura: *interrupts* "…do you want to be trapped too…?"

Ryoko: "Ehhh…no. Never mind, then. Eheheheh…anyways, here's Kotori from X!!"

Audience: *few people clap*

Kotori: "The future has not been determined yet, $%*#*@% bakas."

*random person throws a tomato at Kotori*

Kotori: "$%&#!! You ruined my PERFECTLY white dress!!!"

Inuyasha and Yami Bakura: *laugh*

Ryo-ohki: *tilts head to side*

Random Person: *sweatdrop* *runs out*

Kotori: "Hmph." *sits on a random audience member, mumbling about Fuma, her mother, Kamui, and her distant relative's pet toad.* o.0

Random Audience Member: ???

Ryoko: "Yes. And, since Tenchi couldn't come-" *sniffle* "I let Ryo-ohki be a contestant. So…Ryo-ohki is number four!!"

Ryo-ohki: "Nyao! Nyao!" *jumps into a seat and nibbles on a carrot* ^^

Audience: *clap and cheer* *a few awww!'s are heard*

Ryoko: *mumbles to herself* "Hopefully Ryo-ohki will find out a way to answer questions, since she can only speak in `Ryo-ohki Language'." --;;

Ryo-ohki: *blinks, nibbling on carrot* o0

Ryoko: "Participant number five is Naraku!"

Audience: *boos*

Naraku: *jumps out of his chair and prances around the stage, scattering flowers from a basket everywhere*

Everyone: *sweatdrop*

Naraku: *giggle* X3 *places a diaper on his head*

Inuyasha: "What happened to him? He's supposed to be evil!"

Ryoko: *takes out a slip of paper and reads it* "It looks like he has had a nervous breakdown after losing Kagura to Kanna."

Kagura and Kanna: *in the audience*

Kagura: "Do you think we should run?"

Kanna: *nods*

*holding hands, they run out*

Inuyasha: "I knew he was just a damned idiot."

Naraku: ^_________^

Ryoko: "And, our next contestant is-"

*a loud crash is heard and Barney the Dinosaur enters the room*

Barney: "I wanna be your friend!!!" ^______________^

Ryoko: "SECURITY!!!"

Barney: *runs around stupidly*

Audience: *sweatdrop*

*security grabs Barney and burns him at the stake*

Dilandau: *randomly runs out towards the stake and begins to worship it* "Burnnnn, buuurrrrrrnnnn, MOERO! MOERO!!!"

Ryoko: *sigh of relief* "Anyways, our sixth contestant is Seto Kaiba, the stuck-up owner of Kaiba Corp."

Audience: *clap*

Seto: "Who are you calling stuck-up? I am the greatest duelist in the entire world, and you cannot comment me in that manner! You are all WEAKLINGS!" *laughs manically*

Ryoko: "Well, if you think I'm a weakling-" *shoots an energy-ball at Seto*

Seto: "Agggghhhhhh!!!!" *falls unconscious*

Ryoko: "Whoops, he's unconscious."

Audience: *Kaiba-lovers shout out angrily*

Ryoko: "Sorry!" ^^;;

Seto: *mumbles, but still unconscious* "Noah, I'll get you for this-"

*Seto is brought to a room and treated for*

Ryoko: "While we wait for Kaiba's consciousness, let's introduce the last player."

Audience: "Yeah!!"

Inuyasha: "I AM getting bored."

Naraku: *giggles* *jumps around on a pogo stick*

Ryoko: "It's-" *reads off a slip of paper* "Edward Wong Hau Peplu Tivrusky 4th!!"

Edward: *grins* "YAY!! Ed is Ed!!!" *jumps around happily*

Ryoko: "Umm, let's start the game! Players, please sit in your seats at this time!!" ^^

*Kotori angrily walks over to her chair and sits*

*Naraku keeps on prancing around like a moron*

*Ed energetically leaps into her chair*

Ryoko: "-that includes you, Naraku." --;;

Naraku: *pouts, but sits in his chair, counting how many jewel shards he has with his fingers*

Ryoko: "Let's begin with the fastest finger question! Are you ready?"

*Ed, Naraku, Ryo-ohki, and the audience cheer*

Ryoko: "Ok, then. Let's go! Put these shows in order from stupid to stupidest. Barney, Teletubbies, Clifford, The Wiggles, Blue's Clues, and one I can't remember. GO!"

*answering in progress*

Who will win? Will that lucky person be able to will a million double-dollars? Will Naraku EVER become evil again?! AND will Kotori get a new dress?!?! STAY TUNED!!! Please R/R!!! ^_^ Thank-you SOOOOO much!!! Cya NEXT TIME!!! ^____^