Crossover Fan Fiction ❯ Yet again another useless story ❯ Yet again another useless story ( Chapter 1 )

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Yet again another useless story.

(Misha, Sesshomaru, Sephiroth, and Rinoa are sitting in the huge talking.)

Rinoa: You know, I don't understand why I can't Get Squall to say more then just " Whatever."

Sephiroth: Do you really wanna know?

Rinoa: * nods *

Sephiroth: Because, he's on crack. * laughs *

Misha: Why can't you ever get real?

Sesshomaru: If you don't mind my asking… What's crack?

Misha: Crack is a drug that most humans take when they hate life.

Sephiroth: You only know that cuz' you're on it.

Misha: * goes over and stands above him, pounding him on the head making him bite his tough. * You ass.

Squall: * enters and goes to the sofa *

Rinoa: * goes over and sits by him * Squall, are you on crack?

Squall: * shrugs * Whatever.

Misha: * looks at him * What! Boy that is a yes or no question.

Squall: Whatever.

Rinoa: Squall, if you don't start saying something more then just whatever, I'm going to leave you.

Sesshomaru: Now this is amusing, this is better then that time Inu-Yasha and myself fought against each other's and the panther demon tribe.

Rinoa: You know what Squall, I think I'll do it right now.

Squall: What. You can't do this; we're destined to be like peanut butter and jelly… and besides who are you gonna go with.

Rinoa: * glaring at him * Quiet you I'll just take Seph over there.

Sephiroth: Ha, ha, ha, ha…

Rinoa: What the hell is so funny?

Sephiroth: Your joke.

Rinoa: I wasn't joking.

Misha: You're dumb, he means he's not going with you.

Rinoa: Oh, well I didn't find that funny.

Sephiroth: I did.

Squall: See, what'd I tell ya.

Sesshomaru: * thinks to himself * (I like toying with the fragile minds of humans. Lets see if I can make this even more interesting.) * turns to Rinoa * Hey, Rinoa I'll be your boyfriend.

Squall: No, you want.

Rinoa: * goes to Sesshomaru * Squall, you had your chance and you blew it. * she leaves with him *

Sephiroth: That was the best thing I've seen all day.

Misha: Sephi-sama, you do know that there are more things to do then just torture people all day.

Sephiroth: Yeah, but I enjoy this better.

(Cloud, Reno, Rufus, Vincent, Kurama, and Hotohori enter.)

Sephiroth: If it ani't my slave.

Cloud: * emotionless * Shelve it, and jump off a cliff.

Sephiroth: What bit you on the ass.

Reno: * from the kitchen * Don't you know anything, he is having women problems.

Rufus: How would you expect someone like him to know.

Misha: Cloud, what happened?

Cloud: Aerith left me.

Sephiroth: What again… Sucks to be you.

Irvine: * enters * Yeah, he just can't seem to keep her.

Sephiroth: Romeo over there can't seem to keep his either. Sucks to be him too.

Hotohori: They broke up. Who's with her now?

Sephiroth: Misha's dog boy Sesshomaru.

Misha: He is a dog demon. Keep on, and I'll write you into your grave.

Kurama: * sitting quietly at the table, listening to everyone then finally closes his book * I think I might have a solution to the problem at hand.

Everyone: * looks at him in silence *

Kurama: Leave them the hell alone.

Misha: You may have a point…

Sephiroth: She would be the one to agree with rose boy over there.

Squall: * gets up * DAMN YOU, DAMN YOU ALL! * leaves *

Vincent: What a lunatic.

(Later the day. Cloud, Misha, and Tifa are the only ones in the huge house. Tifa is playing with her cell phone, Misha is at the table with her lab top, and Cloud still looks upset.)

Tifa: * is humming her theme song off of ff7 *

Cloud: * cell phone rings, answers it quickly * Hello, Aerith.

Tifa: * Voice through the phone * No, it's only me.

Cloud: Don't play like that Damn it.

Misha: Ha, ha, ha. Don't get so worked up.

Tifa: I'm sorry… What made her leave you this time?

Cloud: She said that she wants someone with his own business.

Sephiroth: * enters and goes to the sofa *

Misha: Who did she leave you for?

Cloud: She left me for Tseng.

Tifa: Oh, my. I can see why you are so mess up.

Sephiroth: I thought it sucked to be Squall, but I was wrong, it really sucks to be you. * laughs *

Cagali: * enters with, and Kikyo * Your mouth is very annoying Seph.

Misha: * sees Kikyo and is shocked * Ki-kikyo.

Kikyo: You say it as if I look different.

Sephiroth: Just try to look over the fact that she's a geek and a retard all rolled into one.

Misha: Yeah whatever psycho, anyway why are you here?

Kikyo: I just came to take a load off.

(Aerith enters with Tseng and is pecking kisses on his cheek. Squall enters and goes to the table with Misha and Cloud. Rinoa and Sesshomaru enters going at it like they're going to eat each others face off.)

Everyone: * just looks at them *

Cagali: * mutters under her breath * I smell trouble.

Sesshomaru: * breaks the kiss * Quiet human, this does not concern you.

Squall: Those two have been following me around kissing like that all day.

Misha: * finally realizing * I smell something fishy.

All girls: * Looks at one another and then at Misha *

Misha: * sees them * Trouble, I mean trouble… Gosh do I have to spell it out.

Irvine: * enters * Howdy everyone! * stops and looks around * Did I come at a bad time?

Misha: Sesshomaru, have you really been following Squall.

Sesshomaru: * starts sweating bombs * No, what would make you
Say that.

Misha: Cuz' Squall just said it.

Irvine: * goes over to Kikyo * What'd a ya say you and me go take a tour of my room.

Kikyo: * takes his hand and they leave *

Misha: All right that's it… Rinoa in case you hadn't noticed Squall has been saying more then just whatever lately, that means you two are fine, and Sesshomaru don't you have a little brother to pick on.

(So, everybody returns to their normal partners and they all live happily ever after.)

Everyone: Yeah, like that's going to happen.

(The End.)

A/N: Sometimes I try to be funny but I really don't think I good at it. Any-
way, please let me know what you think and let me know if I misspelled anything.